>Pokemon GO is popular
>This is a god send to robots because you can strike a conversation with girls, increasing your chances to find a gf by infinity
>a simple talk about mon can lead to a gf
>see Butterfly Effect
>there are a lot of girls that don't club or do those degenerate activities, believe it or not they exist
>they're out looking for mon right now
>tfw no smart phone
>>29883966
>see Butterfly Effect
Don't you mean the Butterfree Effect?
>>29883966
I know absolutely nothing about pokemon. fuck my life.
>>29883966
>This is a god send to robots
godsend to pseudonormies*
>>29884012
Xdxdxdxd lolrofalmal
>>29883966
>tfw no smart phone either
Missing the only chance I'll ever get to find those women nearby
Face it OP you would've sperged out when you first approached one of these girls anyway.
ATTENTION
if you
1) can talk to random people
2) own a smartphone
3) play online games
4) download pokemon go
5) like 3D girls
you're a normie
>>29883966
>has a smartphone
>it's old as fuck and can't run any mainstream game
Fuuuuuuuck
>>29884070
fucking this. I'm reading this blog and it's saying people who don't usually get out are getting out and making friends. They're meeting up with girls that they will never make contact with otherwise. This is it, if we miss this opportunity we are going to struggle even more to get a gf.
This is a blessing because girl is there looking for mon, you are there too. You talk about pokemon and your phones are already out, and numbers can be exchanged and it wouldn't be awkward because the phones are out. It's fucking gf on a silver platter. fuck man and I don't have a fucking phone.
>>29883966
You cannot increase anything by infinity, you dumb fuck.
>>29883966
>tfw WINDOWS PHONE
literally the most incompatible piece of shit on earth, there are no good apps developed for it and it most certainly will not get a pokemon GO port
>>29884190
Windows phone is the os of choice for robots tho
>>29884190
>windows phone
JUST
>>29884189
>you have zero percent chance at getting a gf staring at a screen in your room
>you have a chance to get a gf by talking to girls about pokemon outside
>>29884260
Going from 0% to 1% is not increasing by infinity. Infinity is not even a number. It's a concept so, as I said you cannot increase anything by it.
>be in UK
>Pokemon go isn't out here yet
>download Pokemon go apk file
>Get bored because nobody else has it here
What's the point?
>>29883966
normie guys playing pokemon go > all girls playing pokemon go
don't worry anon, you never had a chance even if you did have a smart phone.
>>29884167
Precisely, this is the best chance we have had in a long time.
If we miss this, we will be in an even worse position.
My sister and her bf are playing.
They told me there are tons of players even at 9pm at night.
Are you supposed to see other people on the map? My entire area is always empty.
>>29883966
>robots
>being able to approach random girls just because of some stupid phone app
Either you're dumb as a rock or your definition of robot is stupid as hell (which arguably also makes you dumb as a rock). I want reddit to leave.
>>29884044
Yeah... I just spoof my location instead of going outside. No true robot would actually play this.
>>29883966
>going outside
>talking to strangers
>smartphone
do I have to post more of what is wrong with the mentality'
>>29884803
No you can't see other people on the map.
You do however see crowds where pokemon are, as well as where there are lures.
>Installed the GoAnywhere tweak
>tfw cannot socialize with anyone without reading their facial expression and thinking they hate me
Chad is going to find out eventually and use it as a tool to pick up those non degenerate girls. Sorry but you can't win.
>>29883966
>implying the girls posting pictures of it online actually play it at all beyond a few seconds to take and post that picture online for chad to see how nerdy XDDD she is
>>29885349
there's a small chance. Better chance than staying inside.
>>29885349
>walked around my neighborhood from about 8-9pm on saturday night. saw 5-6 girls who appeared to be playing. but i also saw about 20 guys who appeared to be playing. not good odds.
who here /never played pokemon/? not even any of the smash games. I did watch the first season a few episodes after that when they go to the islands but I never finished.
I did play pokemon snap at my friend's house when it first came out but that was a long time ago.
still kinda surprises me that we even have a pokemon board.
>>29883966
except that now that pokemon go is popular, that means tons of chads are playing it too, so really nothing changes. the cute girls will all gravitate towards poke-chads and we will still end up with nothing.
Please help me pick a team. Mystic is the most popular. Since I'm a contrarian faggot it's either Valor or Instinct.
>>29887078
Mystic is Pewdiepie Reddit Team.
Valor are pseudonormies and chads.
Instinct is the only choice for robots really.
>smartphone broke just when this awesome game came out and I can't afford another one
Why does god hate me
>implying I enjoy interacting with others
>implying the people who play pokemon go arent the same normie fucks I loathe
>implying this isnt as cancerous as fucking tomogashis
>implying any of the girls playing this arent jumping on a shitty fad meant to capitalize on "90's kids XD" nostalgia and could give an actual rats ass about Pokemon
>implying I am anywhere near attractive enough to get away with approaching strangers without repercussions
>implying implications
Sorry OP but your fantasy is bullshit unless you're already decently attractive or socially fluent. Which if you are you can fuck off this board
>>29887078
go instict bro, there arent many of us
>>29887105
The way I see it, Blue is the Ravenclaw or gryffindor, Red is hufflepuff, because let`s face it, most of them are average people who liked the chick`s silhouette... no one has to be a genius to know that, and yellow are slytherin because Zapdos was always the asshole of the 3 birds
http://imgur.com/gallery/q58BqX4
when r u gonna go out like mr. redditman
>>29883966
>Life in a shithole of a country
>Pokemon Go not officially out
>Culture is unsocial as shit so no one dares go outside playing
>Social anxiety and other antisocial shit to fear for life when even looking like taking pictures in public
>tfw life is agony
>>29883966
>girls like vidya so i can get myself a vidya gf!
>girls like anime so i can get myself a weeb gf!
>girls go to cons so i can get myself a cosplay gf!
>girls play pokemon go so i can get myself a mon gf!
it doesnt matter what shes into
it doesnt matter if shes the only one of the group or there are tons of them
it doesnt matter if you both share the exact same interests
that girl will ALWAYS go for chad. ALWAYS
>>29887078
Everyone knows Team Valor is the only way to go if you ain't a little bitch. Fuck instincts and mystic is just gay as hell.
who else here /smogon/? I've been playing comp mons off and on since 2011.
>team nogget steals your phone
>Gary Oak steals your pokemon go crush
>>29887777
Finland is that you?
>>29887670
dumbest shit ive ever read
>>29887849
The smogon meta is gay as fuck
>>29887890
Our reputation proceeds us
Fuck you all.
I pulled my Pokemon Blue cartridge out of storage yesterday. I got that shit back in 1996 or 1997. I replaced the battery in it and got it back in working order and have been playing it on my Game Boy Pocket again. Not to meet women or get exercise or see some bullshit AR of a Rattata sitting on a rock or something. I'm doing this shit for me and for the love of the game. Ya'll are Pokeposers. Next time you see me I'll be hanging with Brock rocking a Charmander and a Nidoran
>>29888112
>1997
Lol. The year I was born. How does that makes you feel?
>>29888112
I haven't seen this much of a reddit post in a while. No, worse - this is Facebook tier.
>>29888137
Oh please I've already gone way past the "im old" phase back when Bieber was first getting popular.
>>29883966
Playing pokeshit IS a degenerate activity.
Fuck this board. In a single fucking day this place has been shat on by you pokeretards.
I wouldn't even complain if you contained your faggotry to a single thread, but it's polluting this board.
>>29883966
>Pokemon Go comes out
>Be somewhat social and good looking
>My moto E can't download it cus it doesn't have the requirements
>See social media posts of D&D friends in Japan hanging out with 7/10 qt3.14s while playing Pokemon
>Mfw God is dead
>>29883966
>tfw math will never be popular
Why even live?
>>29884842
this.
pokemon go away = GPS egg hunting with AR camera for a more better experince AKA it is an NSA tracking app made easier because of GPS/CAMERA.
do not forgot to show the NSA a tour of your room.
>>29887799
this mang
also triple dubs checked
>>29888112
>not a gameboy light + pokemon blue JAP or even green JAP
>not even having a mega mem card that holds up to 100saves
i bet you like playing gameboy in the dark and just played pokemon because of le hypetrain.
pokemon has been dead since XY.
>>29888496
pokemon has been dead since cyrstal/gold/silver anon
So what's the general consensus on teams? It seems like
>Blue: normie fucks
>Red: edgy neo-nazi teenagers
>Yellow: literally who
>>29888542
i know but XY has memes in it.
i have gen2 in JAP.
>>29888338
the nsa doesn't give a shit about you bro
>>29888586
which memes?
I just got back from the park in my town where I jog at, tons of kids playing that shit but they looked like a bunch of nerds. The girls were pale chublets. No thanks.
mfw not in Canada yet =\
I saw a girl playing pokemon go on the road ahead of me and she noticed i was also playing and she smiled at me and started making her way towards me so i turned 420 degrees and ran away
>>29883966
You're fucking retarded. These girls still want to fuck hot guys. It doesn't matter how versed you are in Pokemon
I am a girl and I play pokemon go
>>29887177
This. If you can just randomly talk to girls, you're already good looking or have social skills i.e. you don't fucking belong to the crowd of cunts who are TOO INEPT TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
Post yfw Chad is now using Pokemon Go to pick up those shy introverted girls you want.
>>29888845
Chad is a projection of your insecurities, he's not an actual person
>>29888773
Go fuck your original self
>>29888867
If u spend enugh time on r9k he becomes real
>>29887799
This
My roommate, who is also a coworker, is a really fit guy with a perfect beard, he swims in pussy.
Today at work I was talking to this girl about pokemon go and she wanted to go play in the park after work, but she ended up asking my roommate out instead.
>>29887799
triple doubles of truth right there
>>29883966
you're chance of getting gf before Pokemon Go was zero and then you multiply it by infinity and it's still zero.
Kek, someone didn't finish grade school.
tfw 28yo virgin loser
hear all this shit about pokemon go
install it
go outside
i don't know how to find the pokemon
walk by other people playing...
nope i'm going home
at least i tried
>>29889544
you just ask, have you found any? How does this work?
How fucking autistic are you? stop watching porn for atleast 3 days.
>>29884853
What's wrong with it?
>inb4 MUH ANXIETY
mfw these cucks actaully think you will find and meet up with girls doing this. Literally the only way for this to happen is that you are friends with the girls beforehand and you use that opportunity to hang out with them.
>smartphone isn't smart enough for this normie bullshit
>acquire qt boyfriend with my flip phone
checkmate nerds
>>29889544
i haven't watched porn in over 30 days thank you very much...quit trying to bully me
>>29890040
was for you
>>29889607
from >>29889544
muh dubs
>tfw live in rural middle of nowhere
fug
>watching reckful play pokemon go
>chilling with random strangers talking about pokemon
>you will never experience this
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/4sca8j/pokemon_go_get_laid/
>iphone 4s
>literally any app runs so af and randomly closes
>dont even know if i could get pokemon but i know it would crash all the time
Does OP know Pokemon Go is a normie game?
>get Pokemon go
>Awesome, I already take walks in the park and now I can play a game and walk too
>First day of release, park is quiet and sparse like normal, walk through and have fun
>Today, go to park
>Autists running around with phones in their face
>People screaming Pokemon theme song
>Fat men give me dirty looks
>People actually running into me, in a park where there is a huge track of land to walk around
>Kids are running into the parking lots and roads with a phone stuck to their face while their observant and responsible parents also have a phone stuck to their face
>Gaggle of whores screeching and giggling over a rat
>Fucking hoards of groups hanging around stops, staring at their phones
>people yelling shit like "OH EM GEE IT'S A CRAB!", "I GOTTA FIND THE GLOOM", etc etc
>People see my phone in my hand and I hear them say that I must be playing too
>become ashamed that i even have the game installed
>Put phone away and go to pond to look at duckies
>Someone with their phone out by the pond stares at me for a full 2 minutes, then starts to walk towards me
>Asks if I'm playing and what Pokemon I have
>I mutter something about not knowing Pokemon
>I decide to book it back home early
Not only has Pokemon Go ruined Pokemon for me, it's ruined going outside for me.
>>29884167
How do you meet girls using it though? Do you go to gyms? I just started so I'm not even a high enough level to go to one yet.
>>29890458
>I hate fun
You could have made that shorter and to the point, so I did it for you.
>>29884044
You mean for pedophiles
originamo
>>29885024
>implying chad hasn't been on the hunt already
i'm sorry anon.
>>29890545
Can't tell if you're a normie or just super autistic. Either way I'm happy you can enjoy it.
>>29883966
Daily reminder if you play, you are being watched by google.
The joint company who help coded this game is called Keyhole inc. with is associated with google and the CIA.
>Go outside to gym
>find girls playing Pokemon Go
>they talk to me about what they've found at the park
>realize they're probably 15-17
>I'm 25
Hasn't happened to me but it seems scary as fuck. I don't want to be labeled a creepy pedophile using Pokemon Go to get high school girls.
>>29884232
Explain. I could see a dated Android-based, but Windows.. that's garbage.
>Actually had people come up and talk to me for the first time in years because of this game
>Getting exercise and having fun with it for the first time in years as well
>Walked like 5 miles and it feels good
>Stole a bunch of gyms from the normies and became the leader
>Some of them asked if I took the gym and they stuck with me as we walked around, becoming my underling defenders
This game isn't so bad
>>29890634
Uhhhh so what?
I turned the AR off after about 10 minutes.
>>29890634
Anyone with a brain catches Pokemon with AR off.
>>29883966
>hurr im gonna meet girls with my pokemon app game!
>hurr i'll strike up a convo about my charizard and end up with her capturing my squirtle
I was going to say this faggotry was acceptable for a man under 15 but fuck that, this queer shit isn't acceptable for anything with a dick and balls.
Lel Have fun playing with your ekans whiles shes out getting culturally enriched by Jamal and Akmed ya fucking nu-male cuck.
>Have to go downtown to get a blood test
>Was going to take advantage of the trip
>Servers down
;_;
>>29891055
You can't capture Squirtle, he's a starter pokemon. You can only get Squirtle if you pick him at the start of the game, or do a trade with someone else.
>>29890634
>already carry a device around all day that tracks all sorts of important information about you (including your location) and has cameras on both sides
>we already know that basically every major corporation is willing to sell our data out
>game comes out that uses a device that should be /pol/'s nightmare but we all have one regardless
>blame the game instead of the real problem
>actually playing the game with the AR gimmick on
>>29884190
Same, though dude. I feel
>>29887849
Not competitive but I raise ev trained Pokemon for the sake of having a real collection. Every casual I know gets anything half decent they own from me.
>>29891126
This is simply not true. I have every starter already. They're just kind of rare.
>>29891126
>thinks pokemon will get him a gf
>will end up watching her get poked by other men
top cuck lad
>>29891097
Maybe you should focus on the road you fat fuck
>>29890976
>tfw robot achieved beta orbiters through pokemon go
The game gives us hope.
>>29891132
>game comes out that uses a device that should be /pol/'s nightmare but we all have one regardless
>implying that I have a cell phone
If you have a cell phone, you deserve what you get.
>>29891317
That's pretty much what I'm saying, any conspiracies about the game are already achievable without the app. If somebody was legitimately worried about this shit it'd be way smarter to ditch the phone altogether.
>>29883966
>getting a gf through pokemon go
Shows how autistic some of you people are for thinking that will happen. You run into a qt playing pokemon go and you start talking to her? Ok that's fine, but how do you imagine that conversation going?
Literally 9/10 people playing this are normies who are just playing it because it's the latest fad. They don't know shit about pokemon and don't want to have a conversation about it, nor can they even if they did want to because they know nothing about it. You'd just seem like an autistic manchild rambling on and on about pokemon to them.
They only way you could get a gf through pokemon go is if you were to branch the conversation somewhere else, but you won't be able to which is why you're here.
Seriously, you could just as easily start a conversation with a girl at school about school, but you don't because you know you won't be able to branch the conversation anywhere else.
i already know a chad that fucked two girls from pokemon go
just because a girl likes the same stuff as you doesn't mean she will like you as a person
>You try to impress her with your pidgey
>Chad Thunderekans and her get freaky
>>29891471
>Ok that's fine, but how do you imagine that conversation going?
Damn girl, you're such a great catch I'll have to use my MASTER BALL. Can't take the chance you'll get away ;)
>>29891181
>No mention of my mode of transport
>No mention of my weight
Try again, sperg.
My experience so far:
The only cute girls come with their boyfriends.
There was a few typical hot blondes wandering around the spots that I decided to give a compliment... it had to be one of the most autistic moments..
>Hey, you guys look to pretty to be playing pokemon out here
>*ear grinding AWWWWWWS in unison
>There was silence as we walked a little further together, until I said
>Ok... nows the time where you say I'm too cool to be playing
>haha you're too cool!!
And that was it... seems kinda normal now that I think about it.
I think I'm pretty handsome, I've got a good jawline, I work out, it's easy for me to make girls laugh... but that "awwww" sound just kills it for me, I took it like: "awwwwww this autist just tried to compliment me, he's so beneath me".
I hope I run into some other girls tonight.
I had a good run in with a girl after that, she seemed into me, even asked me if I would be there again.
>>29891471
It's not hard dude. It's like meeting people in any other place, you talk, show interest, and get her number.
If you can't branch out your convo from pokemon into a plethora of other subjects I feel sorry for your feeble mind.
>>29890689
Same worries, same age.
I went to a park near my house the other day and saw this dude I ran into the day before and got to talking to him and his friends.
There were two girls there, barely even teenaged, I felt like I had a sniper on me or something.
>>29883966
>yfw you realize they are just using Pokemon Go to hook up
Alright single femanon here. You've convinced me. Downloading it right now.
Come outside and play with me~
>>29883966
>because you can strike a conversation with girls
NORMIE
>>29884022
Just download the game and catch some pokemon bro
I dont know shit about it either but you'll slowly start to learn about the types of pokemon out there simply by collecting them. Its fun as hell with other people
>>29890540
literally walk outside and you can see/hear people playing and walking around.
>>29887670
>Red
>Hufflepuff
What
If anything, yellow is hufflepuff. Red and blue can be either of the remaining 3
>>29890634
>implying everything we do isn't stored in some data facility
>there's only nidoran male and female
Come on Nintendo, it's 2016! How long until some cunt complains about no transgender or no binary Nidoran?
>>29891250
The beta uprising comes in a pokeball
>>29890634
>remember reading about the CIA/FBI/Government/Whatever-the-fuck wanting to track the location of every single person in the U.S
>See this post
O shit
What better way to track the location of everyone in the country than by using one of the most popular gaming franchise to do so?
>it's dark out
>decide to ride to the park and do some reading on my tablet for max comfyness
>a few minutes into reading, two qts walk past me and ask if I'd seen a pikachu around, noting that it was somewhere nearby on their map
>blurt out a spaghetti filled, semi-elongated "No. . ."
>not even "no, I don't have the game sorry"
>ride home in shame before they could walk by me again
>tfw no device that can play the game
>tfw no pokegf
>>29892834
At least you're a fan of sabrina. After all these years I still have "Mitosis is..." stuck in my head.
>>29884190
i'm glad i'm not the only one feeling this feel
>>29888264
Order a 50 dollar chinkphone, lurk /g/ for help.
>lIVING IN THR MIDDLE OF NOWHEEERE
FUCK YOU ROBOTS WHO LIVE IN THE CITY, SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU
>>29884022
Lol don't worry. Neither do 90% of the people who are playing.
>>29893590
What's your population, bro?
>12000
>4 gyms
>>29884434
Even mathematicians are not as autistic about this as you're being.
>>29890458
It's like the /fit/ comics.
Filthy fucking casuals. I can't wait until this fad is over.
dont buy smartphones you silly robots you'll ruin it for me
>tfw you get anxiety from ppl knowing you might be playing pokemon go
i want to play, i play, but then when someone walks by me i hide my phone, like i dont want ppl to see im playing some retarded game and tthen think im autist, anyone else? same thing with ingress, i played it but not how i shoud of, i sneaked around with my phone and almost got a heart attack when ppl saw what i was playing/doing
>>29893874
Agreed man. Fucking ridiculous. All of a sudden EVERYBODY and their mother plays and likes Pokemon. But if you ask them to name a region after Kanto, or a region at all, thy wouldn't be able to do it. Faggots.
>>29893732
Literally only probably probably 300 people. The closes gym is 20 minutes driving, next to a church.
>>29891888
>It's not hard dude. It's like meeting people in any other place, you talk, show interest, and get her number.
Where the fuck do you think you are you stupid normie fuck.
>>29891888
That's why everyone is here
>>29891888
>hey babe catchin dem pokes?
>yes just caught a pikachu!
>eyyy, can i take a peek at you?
wait wut
>talking to strangers
>talking to women
>playing shitty smartphone games
>implying there are women playing anything other than Candy Crush on their phones
>implying this isn't a ploy by Google to track how and when users move, in order to acquire more data for each and every user's unique advertising profile
Truly, this board has gone downhill.
>>29883966
What places should I actually go to?
I'm about to go meet my brother at some hotspot where hundreds of people have been hanging out. I'd rather just finish getting my suicide note done. But whatever, I haven't got anything to lose at this point.
>>29894239
Back to your basement would be a good start.
>>29890689
>pedophile
>high school girls
Fuck you
>>29885024
Chad still remembers playing pokemon red in the girls bathroom while Stacy gave him a handy in the 5th grade.
Chad always win and never does wrong. He could sell the world into slavery and women would still idolize him.
>>29883966
>have smart phone
>it it's a duct taped S5
>The digitilizer/screen is unglued
>the glass is broken
Yeah no, pretty emberassing desu senpai.
>>29894965
You should take better care of your belongings, anon.
>>29883966
>tfw no smart phone
>tfw can count every person within a 30km radius of me on one hand
:^)
>>29894997
The phone stoped charging and I sent it to a store to get it fixed, the aspy guy in the counter broke the screen trying to get it fixed and gave me a refund and 300 dll's in compensation. The phone started to glue off and I'm pretty sure he used glue instead of the 3mm commonly used in LCD digitalizers, the galaxy phones have this tape for a reason, the phone had melted glue inside it, I'm soo fucking pissed.
>>29891611
shoulda said Chad ThundArbok
>thought I would relive my youth and have some fun with this game outside, using my NEET freedom to get ahead of the normies
>women are already bragging about getting fucked by PKMN Trainer Chad
>read about chads saying it's better than tinder
Pokemon Go is normie infested trash
>>29895535
Wahhh I can't enjoy something because other people are doing things together
>>29884012
this is like the 5th pun I've seen in 10 minutes
are redditors out of college or something?
fuck.
>>29897253
why did you bump this dead thread just to complain about le reddit
>>29897309
I do not need to answer to you
>implying i want to spend my time with a bunch of filthy normie genwunners
>>29897320
Still you do, fegget.
>>29897346
Whatever you say, child
>>29883966
I hate pokemon. I've always hated pokemon.
Hasn't pokemon been mainstream for like a decade now? You may as well say that girls are into video games now so "us nerds xD" can get a gf
>>29884461
im with you bud.
canada is desperately waiting.
>>29883966
>This is a god send to robots because you can strike a conversation with girls, increasing your chances to find a gf by infinity
Life isn't an Japanese animation show, they won't fuck just any dweeb playing Go
>>29888305
This shit right here
My ideal in live is to end up working as a software dev, writing programs relating to security and networking. I really enjoy studying those subjects as well as playing around with maths. There's nothing even flashy or interesting to show to people who don't understand like maybe even robotics.
Try and talk about THAT to a girl. They don't give a shit. The guy who plays guitar is infinitely more interesting to them because "wow, music is so deep, wow".
I can't believe people just happily accept this reality where a girl will go through like 5 guys who work manual labour jobs because they're young and the money is good enough to support her but then when she hits her 30's and finally wants to "settle down" she goes for the guys making money because they focused on studying and their career while she was whoring around.
God damn it. I fucking hate pokemon.
I'm a (somewhat) qt girl. If I show up alone in downtown where there's tons of pokestops and put a lure will it bring me chad?I actually don't have any friends so I feel kind of embarrassed walking around alone but I want some mons. My neighborhood is completely empty.
>>29883966
>ask people on facebook if they want to meet up with me..No replies.
>tfw everyone who lives in your neighborhood is 60+
fuck this app
>Live in SoCal
I'm on to you nigga, I ain't downloadin' shit so you can lure me to your gun point alley.
Hope you robots used your isolation to at least get into shape a little bit.
Even the most reclusive fembots are going to be taken now. If you wait another year it's guaranteed you'll either die alone, or become a stepfather.
>>29898566
I would rather die alone than be a cuck.
>>29898566
>fembots
Nice meme there nigger cunt
>>29888112
>genwunner calling other people posers
Haven't seen such unironic retardation in quite a while.
>>29883966
>This is a god send to robots because you can strike a conversation with girls, increasing your chances to find a gf by infinity
Fatal flaw in your reasoning: failed normalfags want this whereas the remaining robots here want those pussy worshipping, 3DPD obsessed faggot to leave this board because they have ruined it.
>>29884133
does backgammon count as "online games"
>>29883966
wait, i don't understand. how would pokemon go serve as lubrication for my interaction with girls?
i mean, how would i tell if they're playing pokemon go or not? before pokemon go, girls constantly stared at their phones too.
i don't understand.
This game has no fucking personality or lore. Why are people trying so hard to give the teams personality? There's literally nothing behind them except a silhouette. Soulless game in general. Whatever though it's a cool fad.
>>29884190
I know this feel.
Good thing I have a back-up android phone for shit like this
>>29883966
>missing a chance to say butterfree effect
Shame on you Op.
>>29899603
Have you tried changing your lens because it looks pretty dusty from sitting in autism for too long
>>29883966
>Pokemon go isn't even out in my country
>>29884190
just fuck our shit up senpai
i would like to try hang out with the rest of school but how is it even possible without the snapchat
FUCK YOU PEOPLE.
IF YOU CAN EVEN GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT FREAKING OUT YOU ARE A NORMIE. I DOWNLOADED THIS GAME BUT I'M STILL TOO SCARED TO GO OUTSIDE. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD
>>29883966
From the vids I have seen so far most people play the game in groups. So if I go alone I will still be singled out and seen as the third wheel/ weird one.
playing video games on your phone is a normie thing.
playing video games that require you to go outside is a normie thing.
ORIGINAL COMMENT STUPID FUCKING BOARD
IM SO FUCKING MAD
ITS NOT >>NOT<< EASY TO JUST TALK TO RANDOM PEOPLE
WHY ARE SO MANY 4CHAN NORMIES HAVING SUCH AN EASY TIME MAKING FRIENDS PLAYING THIS?
FUCK!
>>29901266
what the fuck is that? some normies chatting and acting like robots?
>>29890545
>going outside strapped to your phone
>fun
nigga you got issues beyond /r9k/ standards
>Be member of closed Pokemon fb group
>Not too many members so it's easy to get to know people
>Talk to pokegirls there on a regular basis
>Every single one of them is in a relationship
>Even the ones that are retarded and ugly as sin
You're definately better off just making some male friends.
>>29883966
>"Game" so simplistic it's not even worth calling it a game
>Tracks your GPS in order to make google maps better since it currently relies on google carts
>Wanting people that are alienated by a "game" with less depth than farmville.
Just no.
>normies i knew from school years ago are playing it
>tfw they ask me what everything is because i was "that lonely nerd" in school
i have to act like i dont know anything about pokemon because i dont wanna get laughed at anymore
>>29883966
Do people actually enjoy Pokemon GO, or do they just pretend so they can meet people?
Pokemon GO is more cancerous than facebook games and more reddit than life is strange
>>29883966
>implying Chad's will ignore this despite there being tonnes of girls out there who he can pick up with ease.
>>29903661
Realizing this I want this fad to end as soon as possible.
>>29903698
But then again, I'm making a killing from all the people that "love" Pokemon all of a sudden.
>>29884461
Practically everyone in my town is playing it. Do you live in the Hebrides or something?
>>29897836
SoCal too. Orange County?
>>29883966
>going outside
It's not like I don't already on occasion, I walk several miles. I don't see anybody doing this meme game though.
May as well stick to being in my room most of the time.
god tier nokia lumia 520 here, bought it new unopened for 70 euros like 3 years ago. its still working and has whatsapp, internet browser. those all i need 2bh
i dont play pokemon because im not a manchild
>Spoof GPS to new york
>Hit level cap within a few days
>Have tons of 2000+ CP pokemons
>Spoof GPS back to my country
>Drive to the nearest city
>Tons of normies playing and walking around with their gfs/bfs
>They walk around in groups being loud as fuck like the retarded herd animals they are
>Lots people gather around that gym which is in a huge cathedral
>Strongest Pokemon is around 1400CP+ and strongest trainer is level 17
>LOL
>ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THEIR ENTIRE TEAM
>Put my 3200 CP snorlax in the gym
>Normies have a look of terror in their pefect little faces as they look down on the screens of their phones
>A few of them stare at me
>A smirk begins to form on my lips before I turn around and walk away from the gym
>My job is done
>I AM GYM LEADER NOW
>HEAR CHADS CURSING IN ANGER BEHIND ME
Heh . . . Never enter my realm normalfags. . . You might . . . Burn yourself...
>>29905771
*Tssh*, smell ya' later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh8DsTP7qe0
