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how the hell are you supposed to compete with these large dildos
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how the hell are you supposed to compete with these large dildos women play with?
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>>29883956
>suction dildo
>uses it on carpet

how stupid are women?
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The same way women "compete" with the toys men can buy?
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>>29884113
>implying a toy feels as good as a pussy
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>>29884151
>Implying dildos are better than Tyrone dick
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maybe because pussies adapt to the given size of he object theyre aroused by? up to a certain size ofcourse
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>>29884113
>men
>buying sex toys
>implying the men that buy toys are ones having sex
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>>29883956
Be Chad

fuck the robot, original comments don't matter
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>>29883956
That's one of my go to videos for masturbation
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>>29884384
post the source?
oregano pls
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>>29884384
>says he faps to the original
>doesn't post suace
Anon.
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Sauce beloved anons?
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>>29884415
>>29884423
Just go on xvideos and look up "Buttlint"
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>>29883956
The same way they compete with idealized female characters in media.
By being real.

Women who want big dildos over a boyfriend are no different that men who renounce women for their 2D waifus
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>>29884453
can you give a specific link to the video. My internet sucks and it's tough to navigate through porn sites.
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Train your boipussi
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>>29884487
www.xvideos.com/video7820871/buttlint
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>>29884487

youre expecting to load a video yet not be able to do 1 search on a web site that isnt even demanding to load up? its literally the only video comes up
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>>29883956
The fact that there's a camera present shows that she's doing something because there's financial gain for it, not because she enjoys it.

Women and porn stars fake pleasure doing ridiculous sex acts because it attracts views and makes them money, get off the internet and meet some real people.
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>>29884626
who cares shit was hot as fuck
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>>29884626
the wetness on the dildo and how she wiggles her bottom to push the dildo deeper says otherwise
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>>29884644
dude if you just wanna jerk off and ignore what the op asked go to /gif/, /s/ or /hc/ instead of posting brainless comments like that
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>>29884659
>What is lube and acting

You are the kind of guy that would mistake a lapdance for flirting or fall in love with a hooker.
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>>29883956
those dildos are actually about 6 inches of penetration and 7 of total length most of the time. it's their girth that most men can't compete with. and of course the fact that dildos stay hard for more than 3 minutes on average.
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>>29883956
Fortunately men do not compete with inanimate sex toys, you fucking shitposter.
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>>29884644
I'm not disputing that.
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>>29884530
I aint clicking that shit. looks like aids
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>>29883956
she never even put more than ~5 inches of that dildo inside of her.
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>>29884746
It's xvideos, you retarded knob-gobbler
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girls > women

tfw lgf grew up
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>>29884675
>how the hell are you supposed to compete with these large dildos women play with?
wait you actually want me to address this?
oh my.
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>>29884800
im not the op, but yes, that was the fucking point of the thread. if he just wanted to post porn he'd do it and shut the fuck up, no?
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>>29883956
Why type of porn is this?

What keywords do you have to type to get this kind of stuff

I usually just type "dildo riding" but I only get professional stuff
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if you actually pay attention in that webm you'll see she can't even fit the whole thing in her twat, she gets like 6 inches and then pops back up, look at her hand holding the thing at the base, she basically never goes below that level
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Vibrators are worse
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>>29884922
pretty sure the point of this thread was to bait
I would rather fap
so do YOU still want to hear my take on the question op raised?
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>>29884923
have you tried adding "amateur" to your desired search?

pretty sure OP is an old soc camwhore called Penny, so you could search for her specifically.
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>>29885001

actually id just prefer if youd refrain from posting completely useless comments like >>29884644
if you have nothing to add and just quietly masturbate like the rest of us
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Who /fapstovideosofwomenusingstrangeandlargedildos/ here?

I like bad dragon videos and other brands, anything with ovi or specific dildos that stimulate the womb are my favorite kind of videos
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>>29885045
that actually looks like the former /soc/ whore who posts on reddit now, hashtagyoloswag or whatever.

there's a video of her smearing peanut butter over her pussy and her dog licks it off in the woods. bitch is a degenerate
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>>29884626
>dicklet being this delusional
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>>29884626
This. I don't think pointing to someone doing sex work as proof of what women enjoy is really a smart idea.Especially when generally only the women that do something out of the norm get any real attention, because there's hundreds of thousands of pretty chicks out there all making videos.
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>>29885092
Though this is at least better than the one with the blue haired chick where she's visibly wincing at points, and her face looks like she's trying to keep a straight face throughout the whole clip.
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>>29885077
Me. I just like that they are willfully wrecking their vaginas/assholes
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>>29885081
yea, you might be right. it could be SSS. they were both god tier camsluts.
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>>29883956

the problem is because of toys and porn everywhere, girls think that these are the fucking 'average sized dick'

>tfw my dick is just shy of 8 inches (7.9 inches) with fat girth
>tfw girl i'm dating thinks my dick is unironically "average"

it's bullshit.. i don't even know what i would do if my dick was 7, 6, or even below.
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>>29885050
good enough for me but next time say that instead of
>dude if you just wanna jerk off and ignore what the op asked go to /gif/, /s/ or /hc/ instead of posting brainless comments like that
>dude if you just wanna jerk off and ignore what the op asked go to
>and ignore what the op asked
seemed to me like you really cared what I thought on the issue of female penetration by large objects.
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>>29883956
What the fuck is this cucked board
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>>29883956

You're not. One of the first things you should do when considering beginning a long term relationship is see what sort of sex toys your girl has. If she has a pile of massive plastic cocks, don't bother. Sex will always be unsatisfying for her unless your cock is just as massive.

My current gf's favorite and only dildo when we started dating was almost the exact same size and shape as my dick. We've been together 5 years.
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>>29885179
literally no normal girl who has had sex thinks a thick 7 inch toy is representative of an average penis.

also your anecdote is an obvious lie.
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>>29885211
i didn't know they even made 3 inch dildos.
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>>29885217
when all you fuck are chads with thundercocks, 7 is average
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>>29885253
PROTIP: Chad penis distribution is the same as all other men. 90%+ of them are 5.5 +/- 0.5 inches.
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>>29883956
>implying that bitches can compete with my loli onahole

Nice try roastie
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>>29885361
>loli onahole
shit nigga, I ripped a normal roastie fleshlight in half. you got a babydick?
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>>29885361
anime must be destroyed
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>>29885253
imagine being 6'2" - 6'4" and having an average penis

truly time to kill yourself
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like others have said shes not inserting the whole length
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>>29885329
>PROTIP: Chad penis distribution is the same as all other men. 90%+ of them are 5.5 +/- 0.5 inches.

that's like saying that 'chad's physical appearance distribution is the same as other men'....
it's just not true

what makes a chad a chad includes the fact that he's in the upper echelon... having great looks, giant dick, etc...

it severely skewes the averages, and more importantly, severely impacts the types of guys that girls fuck.

when 1 chad fucks 10 girls, and that 1 chad has a huge dong, then those 10 girls think it's normal...

the fact that 9 other nerds/neckbeards/betas all have 5.5 inch dicks doesn't mean anything since they're not the ones doing the fucking

make sense?
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>>29885211
you guys are idiots, half of women can't orgasm from penetration
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>>29885476
yea and every girl I've talked to mistakenly thinks tall guys all have 10 inch dongs for some reason. i bet it's the same feeling most black men have due to the prevalence of the BBC meme.
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>>29884626
I would, but I'm too afraid of people.
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>>29885624
>half

more like 70%
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this is a full on meme, I know this because a prostitute once told me to stop because i was going too deep. and im only just barely 6.5 inches.
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>>29885632
>6'2
>black
>5 inches
why
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>>29883956
Are you dense?

What dildo can hold her down, choke the shit out of her, slap her face and make her cry for daddy to fuck her harder?

Man up son.
Unless you're like, real small. Then I guess you're fucked.
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>>29885464
Roastie you aren't convincing anyone.
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>>29885702
>5'5
>black
>7.15"
>will never use it
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>>29884151

How many girls do you know with mermaid vaginas?
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>>29885546

>he thinks there are 10/10 musclebound male models with 9 inch dicks going around fucking all of the women

Get out of the house mate
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>>29884254
Then why don't women stay satisfied with Sharpies and brush handles? I think your argument is a tad flawed.
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>>29884306
>>29884113
>>29884151

>implying men don't spend HUNDREDS of dollars on camwhores like pic related for example

So yeah, how are women supposed to compete with a revolving door of cute-but-quirky alt Stacey cam girls who never age a day past 18?
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>>29887033
>he thinks they don't exist

beta orbiter/nu male detected
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>>29884473
Holy shit. You just fucked up my world view.
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>>29885632
I'm only 5'10 but I've never measured my dick, all the girls with have been surprised at how big/thick it is. It looks like an average white dick from what I've seen in porn except its uncut.
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>>29887140
>men
you mean nu-men
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>>29883956
To share a quote I've always liked, "I still need men because they haven't invented a dildo that can choke me and call me a whore."
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>>29887850

They exist for you because it makes your failure with women the result of failing to achieve some impossible standard, thus absolving you of responsibility.
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>>29889762
No I actually know a legit chad most girls want an ass hole with a big penis who will fuck them like a rag doll and there are plenty of guys who do that

most chads are misogynist and know what the females want and give it to them. Most females want to be degraded and want to be fucked silly aheago style
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>>29888254
>looks like an average white dick from what I've seen in porn
I need you to re-read that and think about it

chances are you've got 6+ length and more than 5" girth
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>>29890480
Possibly, my point was that I'm still in manlet territory so height is irrelevant but girls will still target 6'+ on the basis that he has a bigger cock than somebody my height.
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>>29883956
>implying that it isn't women who need to compete with the combination of a fleshlight and VR porn
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>>29883956
you're supposed to have an income to support the girl
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>>29889849
menaquinone I know thats you

Chadcels are still normies and need to leave
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>>29889849
>Most females want to be degraded and want to be fucked silly aheago style
this is true, I've seen young girls who got fucked silly and then cast aside by thundercock alphas end up longing after them in unrequited suffering for YEARS, with a degree of dedication to what was essentially just a good pounding by a strong man that I've never seen in my life aimed instead at a provider husband by his wife.
just food for thought I guess
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>>29883956
It's called fisting

Longer, Wider, and more dexterous than anything money can buy.

I'm decently large anyway but this realization has banished any insecurities of mine that may have remained.
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>>29885179
>>29885217
>>29885179
>>29885217
>>29885217

>literally no normal girl who has had sex thinks a thick 7 inch toy is representative of an average penis.

Well then consider me lucky and a statistical anamoly, because of the 3 slags I fucked, 2 of which were virgins, none of them seemed impressed with my larger-than-average member....

and as i stated, the non-virgin seemed to think i was simply average
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on webcams most of the time they're using huge dildos solely because that's what their viewers want
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>>29891168
my name isn't menaquinone and whats a chadcel?

I can assure you I am khv robot, any relationship i had with the chad was one based of him degrading me for status (thats what chads do) and not intentionally but more of someone in control and is just moving people around like a manager
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