>tfw no Foetal Alcohol Syndrome, borderline retarded tittymonster gf
>>29883543
>foetal
I get the suspicion that she's brain damaged somewhat. Also she should tighten up those granny tits
why she look like ivanka trump lol
Who's to say she's not a top secret early sexbot model, put into porn to see how men will react
>>29883888
I had that theory too. Also, checked.
>>29883604
WE EIGHTEEN FIFTIES MEDICAL JOURNAL NOW
True, she comes across as slightly retarded. I always wondered if it just might be some unfortunate detail about her appearance, combined with her being nervous or shy. Maybe she is just like one of us, but desperately needs the money. If I was a girl and somehow ended up doing porn, I might not be able to give a better impression. Being a very outgoing Stacy probably helps with not coming off as defunctional.
Or she really just is retarded. Is there any video of her speaking?
>>29883543
She seems so docile. Just imagine her walking around slowly on all fours, eating grass and the occasional flower.
>>29884356
No, that's why I can barely get off to her videos tbf
>>29883543
How can you fap to her? She is so fucking ugly.
>>29884769
Those milkers
>>29884804
Yeah but the rest? I mean look at that face.
>>29884844
I have a thing for weird looking chicks, because it makes me feel like I would have more of a chance with her, it's my fetish :^)
>>29884890
k den. I just don't know
>>29884890
I know this feel all too well. That and I like huge whoppers.
>>29884466
S-stop anon.
I already fapped 3 times today and 2 involved lactation and monstergirls.
i like her huge dumb tits
would fuck but not impregnate obviously
>tfw you are brought up being told you look like a fish/ an ant/ sid the sloth from iceage
>you starting watching porn
>10 years later you are wanking and thinking how pathetic your life is
>you find a video of some big-titted dumb whore
>begin wanking
>over a few thrusts start thinking about how the girl looks weird or like an alien
>think whatever and finish up
>look in the mirror afterwards and randomly remember your crush in school saying how you looked like an alien
>that next-door neighbour bitch calling you sid the sloth
>the dick-head jew in your english lesson saying you looked like a fish (you have no foreskin -JEW CUNT- )
>realise that you actually look like this girl
>tfw you are a beta-manlet version of some weird looking freakishly big-breasted pornstar
>you almost literally fapped to a self image.
anyone have the video?plesae
>>29883543
She looks like Phoebe from Friends but wierd looking.
>>29884844
Her stupid face makes me more horny somehow
>>29884977
Great minds think alike :^)))))
Original kawiidesu desu
>>29884466
Furrrrkk. How do I get this in my life, boys?
>>29884945
top kek. that looks like Elisabeth warren.
>>29883543
Can we get her name?
I am oregano, destroyer of spice
>>29885109
I just googled her. Yeah a bit :D
i miss mystery too :(
tfw no FAS mystery gf
>>29885134
lucy wilde aka busty buffy
>>29885134
fucking this, I want vids if there any
anybody else think she looks attractive?
>>29885134
Lucie Wilde
>>29884844
She is average at worst, get over yourself.
>>29883604
Yep, that's how everyone except Ameritards, who brought you spellings should as "thru" and "donut", spell it.
>>29885167
see >>29885153
There are many, my friend.
I just want to fuck her tits properly for once.
>>29885201
>thru
we don't spell it like that
http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/lucie-wilde
found the sauce jar my brothers.
http://moresisek.com/watch/YOrugtNM9MSYZLjgcl-7JtfH8Nj4dPKPpMAYP1y7ZlQ
heres an interview its interesting
>>29885207
ok i believe it now, she does have fucking downs or something. maybe OP was right, she suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome, probably explains dem tities too.
>>29884844
Whats wrong with it? She's looks attractive.
Maybe she never speaks because she never really learned English? She is from eastern Europe if I recall correctly.
>>29885266
czech and she never speaks in her language either
>>29883543
She's really bad at having sex... except for that one video where she plays a light dominatrix, I'd rather watch her softcore shit than her hardcore shit.
>>29885320
>except for that one video where she plays a light dominatrix
I agree. She even does that odd dick stepping thing you only see in JAV.
>>29885237
>thru
literally just google it
americans do spell it like that
my condolences
>>29885320
>>29885356
Link, please? pleaasdwese
>>29885383
bing.com my dude
>>29885237
>thru
>we don't spell it like that
Lel, yes you do.
>>29885389
>dude
Fucking yank. bing is shit btw
>>29885318
That's never a good sign.
>>29885383
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=503991271
If you're hoping for legit femdom, dont get you hopes up. She cant do dom right, its just less shitty than her others because she was forced to put in an effort
>>29885407
bing video search is the tits, dudemeister
>>29885011
Mark is that you?
>>29885407
Not for porn. They know where google is dropping the ball and put a lot of effort into porn searches.
>>29885417
Thanks.
>>29885421
I tried googling, but it gave me nothin', bruh
>>29885244
>Hi there Lucie Wilde, how you doing?
>cut
>h-hi [unintelligible]
Bitch can't even form a sentence without her souffleur.
>>29885491
is that image real and if post link pls
>>29885548
Not the same Lucy Wilde obviously.
>>29885266
That's about as articulate as a western woman though. Spelling is a bit better too.
>tfw no big-titted, broad-torsoed, bunioned gf
>>29885899
is this shopped or does she actually have that bad of proportions
>>29883543
I have a theory that Lucie Wilde is secretly a genius, though my theory was significantly weakened after seeing her do an interview. She really acts as if nothing else matters except for sex.
>>29885943
It's not shooped but foreshortening does come into that pic a little. Still weird proportions, though.
>>29885974
>tfw no sweet and kind gf who loves me but cheats on me constantly because she's addicted to cock
>>29886064
Funny thing, apparently her boyfriend got jealous and broke up with her when she went into porn. As far as I know she masturbates 3 times a week on average and doesn't have sex outside of a shoot. Take that as you will.
>>29886064
This is my dream too.
iktfb
>>29883543
>wanting to fuck literally Sid
are you fucking manny?
>>29886034
>tfw no doormode gf
>>29886034
Fuckin weird man.
>those short, stunted sickly thin legs
>>29888123
moar plz?
original ffs
>>29888186
be careful what you wish for anon
>>29888224
last one. RIP all your dicks
I can't fap to her. I know she got big tits and that hsit, but her face. I need a pretty face to fap.
>>29886034
I never noticed that about Christy Marks and now you've ruined it
>>29888756
It kinda gives me a stiffy. Amor fati.
>>29885011
underrated. snorted fruitopia everywhere
>>29883543
Does she even have any good scenes? She always just looks like she wishes she wasn't there (which is understandable I suppose).
>>29885201
>thru
literally nobody but twittards, nignogs and plebtexters use this.
>donut
been around as an acceptable shorter version of the word since the word itself. i prefer it to doufnut 2bh.
>>29890498
The correct spelling is doughnoughtgh
>>29890525
*dhoughtnghtnought
fucken pleb
>>29884356
Here you go.
I wish she was only pretending.
https://m.peekvids.com/watch?v=sY1cYMYKLeb
I just wanna bury my face in a tittymonster's gigantic boobs
>start dating a butterface with giant natural tits
>turns out she has a breast fetish that rivals your own and can't get enough of breastplay and especially having her tits fucked
>loves watching big tit porn with you while you play with her's
i don't know that feel, but I know a guy who does. i envy him so much because I care so little about a girl's face if she has a huge pair. as my dick is concerned she's a 10/10
