What's your darkest secret
>>29883094
I'm a tripfag
I'm gay and incredibly attracted to my Dad
I have depraved sexual fantisies i hide from my girlfriend.
>>29883123
what the fuck, kill yourself, freak
>>29883144
Details anon. You're being way too vague
>>29883094
I have a fetish I'm not proud of.
Its not even a real thing.
>>29883166
Maybe later. I'm going to take a while longer to see if shit works out being offing myself
>>29883094
Cheating on my gf with a latino femmeboy.
I hit him up to suck me off when I get bored. Sucks because I know he's getting feelings for me but I'd never leave my gf for him.
Someday I want to abduct a qt and turn pic related into reality
im a literal inbred, my grandma's are sisters.
I'm a fuckboy and incredibly attracted to my 12 yo sister
>>29883223
Post pics of her. (just her face, im not asking for anything illegal)
These threads are always my favorite.
>Years ago
>Hanging out with friend
>Find massive boulder
>Hey, let's see if we can move it!
>With a shitton of effort it finally moves
>It rolls downhill for a bit and then falls from a cliff
>We approach in excitement
>Hear some sort of muted scream or last breath of agony
>There was a fucking hobo under the rock
>We crushed him
>ofw
We've never ever told anyone about this.
orgigigo
>>29883185
oooh..tell me about it.
>>29883213
>picture
God wtf...things like this should be banned..what's wrong with Japan?
>>29883407
Why? It's my jack pleasure.
my darkest secret is that I'm afraid of the dark
even the thought of it puts my mind in the dark, it's just so dark. I'm actually quite surprised I plucked up the courage to post it here
>>29883467
you are fucked in the head, then....never mind most people here are.
I let my cat lick my peepee once
For like 3 minutes
i only masturbate with soap
>>29883391
No! it is a secret between me, my internet service provider, the NSA, and possibly the FBI.
Nobody has posted anything truly dark yet, come on faggots
>>29883094
i love to cuddle, sniff and kiss my little sister before sleep.
Nice try OP
(original comment)
>>29883756
I scratch my asshole with my fingers and don't wash sometimes
>>29883756
Because you're the NSA trying to collect data
Upset nobody is falling for it? Amateur. I should take your job
>>29883523
WHY WOULD YOU POST A THREAD ASKING FOR THEIR DARKEST SECRET THEN ACT DISGUSTED AT EVERYBODY
FUCKING BACK TO R*DDIT YOU GO FAGGOT
>>29883708
nothing told here can be used in court...
>>29883756
Paid my studies by slinging cocaine into France. Made more money while studying than now having a job...
>>29883094
When I was 16 on Halloween night some parents were holding a vigil for their son who drowned in a river, he got swept away by the tide. My brother was a normie and got me to go to a party with him, so I was dressed up in a mask and everything when we passed the vigil. For some reason, I walked up to the vigil, figured out what had happened, and wrapped my hands around my neck making choking noises. Everyone looked at me like I was Hitler which was understandable. I still don't know why I did it.
>>29883823
You're right...I apologize.
>>29883782
Joachim?
>>29883872
>>29883872
No apologies necessary. Just fuck off and never post here again.
>>29883879
Wasn't he scratching his balls?
>>29883924
Just did. Twice.
>>29883950
WHOA EDGY XDDDD LE REBEL FACE :3 :3 =P *upvotes epically*
Had a short relationship with my mom. The first time we met was when I was 20, it was weird how well we hit it off and realized we were really attracted to one another. Really the only big secret I have/keep in my life.
>>29884006
wtf that's sick
>>29883926
and a lot of other things too.
>>29884053
Wow yeah wtf bro thats disgusting why am I here ahaha wow yeah disgusting bro we should go back to plebbit together and be disgusted over there bro haha these guys are so sick right
I recorded my cousin when she was asleep
I hang out on /r9k/ and I make 6 figures.
I act like im a neet ;_;
>>29883967
Come on man I was being nice to you.
>>29883967
I'm not him. I'm just a random guy telling you not to fucking judge literally everybody who seems a little bit weird when you go to a fucked up part of the internet and ask what their darkest secret is.
Makes you come off as desperate and pathetic. Who are you trying to look cool for? You know what I mean? Anyway I've lost interest in it. Don't bother replying
>>29884143
Please give me a bit? I can draw and paint, anything
I smoked a joint in front of a DEA Agent with literally 0 consequences.
>>29884220
Meant for oreganooreoganoooreagno
>>29884162
Used to dry hump my pillows imagining dead soldiers from ww2. Never liked movies with death as a kid cause they gave me bones. Used to fap imagining female soldiers gunned down in battle and their helpless moans of pain.
Pic related, 8 year old me got a boner from this shit.
>>29884531
>Women being gunned downSlow deaths are hotter
>>29884531
>Used to dry hump my pillows
that's not too ba-
>imagining dead soldiers from ww2
HOW?
>>29884288
Man...I'm sorry. Why are people getting butthurt on 4chan? I get abused here for my race and I don't give a fuck...stating that pedophilia is fucked up doesn't mean I hate pedophiles...I just feel that it's unfortunate that they are that way, I feel sorry for them.
>>29884718
>I feel sorry for them.
Nobody here wants your condescending pity
>>29884760
Oh my god I must have said something extremely offensive or something. I even apologized earlier. Just let it go already.
>>29884794
No, it's not what you said. It's who you are. I just don't think you're welcome here. My judgment is absolute. You are a cancer to this place. No more speaking is necessary.
>>29884698
Dunno. It reminded me of childhood war games where I'd lay down for a while while "dead" ad it felt good on my pee pee.
I'd later imagine female soldiers getting shot and their asses jiggling as more bullets ripped into the pile of corpses.
>>29884825
>I just don't think you're welcome here
Yeah, cause /r9k/ is a board for highly dignified sensitive individuals who respect everyone's tastes and opinions.
>>29884943
And off to reddit you go.
>>29884642
Yeah I used to wet the bed as a kid and I'd imagine it was blood and I was a dying female soldier trying to drag herself to safety while in horrible pain, before the enemy found her, raped her, and shot her in the chest. Or stomach sometimes.
So glad I grew out of that shit.....
>>29884961
Never used reddit in my entire life.
When I'm really horny, I want to fuck my sister. Don't love her or anything, but just the next women in my reach. Never acted on it though, cause I don't know what she would think and I don't want to be exposed as the freak I am.
I'm extremely submissive and I want a qt muscular gf who will pin me to the floor and beat the fuck out of me.
>>29884985
Well I think it's about that time. You'd blend right in.
>>29885021
just a spectator, but
you both should kill yourselves
I drunk-fucked a cousin, showed my dick to my 5yo cousin (another one ofc), I've had gay sex behind my girlfriend, and I'm so submissive I might fall for anyone who tries to ties me up and rape me.
>>29883216
That sucks anon, you doing okay?
Origino
>>29883575
Did they bite your peepee
Fucking kek
>>29883094
My dick hurts when I try to masturbate in the shower...
>>29883344
you dun goofed son
>>29884825
You're all cancer
Kek
>>29883094
I'm a degeneratenormie
I would prank suicide hotlines and talk for a minutes and then at the near end of the conversation I would say
"it means a lot that you took your time to talk to me"
then I would fire my gun once and let the phone sit there in silence as I listen to the shock.
>>29885638
now THAT's devilish
did you do it for fun or to fuck up other people?
>>29883094
I killed 3 people with a knife
>>29885674This is all a Lie, I tricked you.DEVILISH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29885675
Like a 3 on 1 situation? Or 3 people 1 after another without noticing that you killed someone else? Probs if it was 3 on 1 because that is some hardcore shit... Imean you had a knife but 3 people at the sime time is sick.
Dont know if this is "dark" but i fap to girls getting beat/killed
>>29885786
I like fapping to girls getting bullied by other girls (the real stuff, not the porn shit). Especially when the bullied girl has a complete breakdown.
can't find much good videos though
>>29885821
That is kinda weired, fapping to someone who gets physicly and mentaly abused... Well the videos are out there anyways and i guess they dont mind if someone faps to it. But it is still kinda weired.
>>29885772
No anon, one by one.
The 3 assholes were drunk.
I killed them because i wanted to end their suffering
6 months and they didn't know who did this so good.
>>29885915
Suffering? What do you mean ?
>>29885879
Its weird not weired
And for me its the crying and screaming that makes it hot
>>29883519
light is scarce and diminishing, we'll all be in the dark soon enough.
>>29885944
Most of them are drug addicts and losers, they didn't fight too, they just simply bleed and i walked away.
>>29885965
Sorry for that mistake, english is not my mother toungue.
But still i think i cannot understand this.
>>29886045
Different anon, I think it's the underlying aspect of acting out dominance. The bullied/killed girl is completely at other people's mercy.
>>29886042
I think everyone should just do whatever he/she likes, as long as it does not have an negative impact on others. Do all kinds of drugs, fuck who ever they like and even kill them selfs if they really want to. But you... Yeah that is the only kind of actions i do not like.
>>29885638
Christ I used to do similar as a kid
>call childline
>say I am being bullied because I am disabled
>had a leg amputated
>all the kids in school call me a flamingo
>other leg is coming off soon so joke is on them
Fuck that was fun when I was 10 or so. Good times.
>>29886071
Oh okay i get it. I used to watch some shit that is a bit less agressive, and i liked it... Not anymore tho. When people get beaten up or killed, im out.
I've pretended to get drunk for the first time with multiple people. Just me and them. I dunno why, I think for attention or bonding maybe. They think we share that moment just together. I've done it with a bunch of people.
>>29886470
To be fair it's pretty awkward to be the only sober person around a bunch of drunks. I'd fake it, too.
my pussy is filled with doo doo
not a huge secret, people can tell there's a stockpile of doo doo somewhere down there
guess they'd be surprised if they knew it was in my pussy though
I would rape my sister if I could get away with it and kill several people.
>>29883094
This thread makes me feel tame.
Momcest, fucking married women
