>mom is making spaghetti again for dinner
FUCKING STOP IT YOU STUPID BITCH ITS S FUCKING BLAND AND ANNOYING I HATE IT I WANT TO EAT SOME REAL FOOD NOT THIS FUCKING ITALIAN NORMIE FOOD FUCK YOU
I WAMT TENDIES I WANT TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>>29881146
>normie food
> Mom makes spagetti
> Not even al dente
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS DOG FOOD YOU BITCH?
>>29881179
ITALIAN FOOD IS FOR FUCKING NORMIES
XDDDD LE SPAGHETTOI XD LASANGA XD SO NICE FOOD
FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAG
>>29881146
Then cook some for yourself faggot
i bet you could cook better tendies that your mum, what with your superior skills in focusing on the details
>mom's spaghetti recipe
Ingredients:
-1 jar of some premade spaghetti sauce (Prego, Rugo, Hugo,etc)
-1 half cup sugar
-1 pound ground meat
-1 half cup of ketchup
-half a yellow onion (sliced)
-1 box angel hair noodles
instructions:
-boil water on high
-cook pasta
-drain pasta
-rinse water with cold water
-cook ground beef. Once ground beef is browned, drain and place back into pot
-dice onions on the cutting board without first rinsing your hands after handling raw meat
-add pasta sauce and cook on medium heat
-when sauce starts to simmer, add sugar and ketchup
-once sugar completely dissolves turn off heat
ALSO do not mix the pasta and sauce for some reason. If a person wants to eat spaghetti, they have to get a plate of pasta and spoon on some pasta sauce :^)
>tendies
and you retards famously wonder why you can't get GF/BF jobs or escape the self induced mental ilness
This board must be some very well played and thought out failure at life Role play otherwise
i think it's time to bring back eugenics
so you can be remembered as the tendie tards
>>29881312
I HATE SPAGHETTI ITS FUCKING SHIT WND BORING I WANT TO EAT REAL FOOD
>>29881186
Is al dente when the noodles are hard? I hate mushy noodles, they're so gross.
Even worse is spaghetti without meat sauce or meatballs AND mushy noodles. I'd rather go hungry.
>>29881774
Al dente = firm to the bite
Mushy noodles = mushy face
>>29881735
>no bay leaf, no basil
>coriander and oregano
Be careful you don't spill it, anon
>>29881312
>ketchup and sugar
what
>>29881146
Why don't you go out and buy your own food?
Chicken leg quarters are like 90 cents a pound
$1.10 bonless
>>29881919
Have you ever cooked anything you moronic loser?
my mom stop making store bought spaghetti years ago. she was the one burnt out on it. Now whenever we make spaghetti its home made sauce and home made noodles. Store bought noodles cannot hold a candle to home made ones. Even the sauce is 1000x better than anything you pick up in a can.
>not eating canned ravioli
>>29881312
I'm italian and Reading this is making me want to die.
>>29881146
be lucky you even have a mom
>>29881312
what the hell kind of recipe is this
no oregeno
no parsly
no parmigiana regiono
>>29881146
try having a mexican dad
same meaat every day for the pastg 3 years
spaghetti sounds good
>Mom used to work as a 'baker' at a grocery store
>She would heat up part baked donuts, cookies, bread
>She used to bring them home and finish baking them
>Obviously as a kid I praised her baking endlessly not realising she was just heating in the oven
>She let this get to her head
>Changed her job about 2 years ago
>Ever since she has decided to continue baking her own stuff
>She seems to think she is amazing at French pastries
>All her recipes involve twinkies or some other kind of snack cake for some reason
Here are her two 'world famous' recipes
>Mommas French Eclairs
Ingredients per eclair-
2 Twinkies
Budget Chocolate Spread
1 Bag cheese doritos dusted with coco powder
Method
Take both twinkies
Smush them together
Cover with the chocolate spread
Cut a small hole in each
Place into dorito bag
Tape the bag shut and leave on the window ledge for 5 hours to overnight
She insists that keeping them in the bag helps them absorb the air from the bag, giving them an airy eclair texture. The cocoa powder prevents them tasting of cheese (it doesn't)
>Mommas French Macarons
Ingredients per eclair
2 Ding Dongs
bowl of food coloring
Peanut Butter
Method
Spread peanut butter on the top of one ding dong
stick them together
leave them in the food coloring overnight
She won't listen when I say Macarons don't have peanut butter.
>>29881146
tfw tinned spaghetti only
>>29881146
>Boiled potatoes
>Burnt Mac and Cheese
>"Dinner" consisting of coleslaw, lettuce, a tomato, a bit of chicken and some slices of packaged ham
No on likes this shit, stop making it.
>>29881146
If it's bland tell her. Then she will put some spices on it senpai. Also if you like spaghetti sweet put some splenda on that shit.
>>29881312
>sugar
>Ketchup
It's time to stop breathing
>>29881146
>mummy is at my other dad's house all week so she left a bunch of bags of tendies in the freezer
