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you are transformed into a perfect 10/10 by a magical wizard.
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you are transformed into a perfect 10/10 by a magical wizard.

>but

the moment you pop the cherry on your new body you go back to your old self.

>you can be male or female
>any penetrative sex act with another person counts as a hit

wot do?
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Men are so much more attractive than women. Just look at those bodies. The greeks were right
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>start modeling career
>save up shit tons of money
>fuck a bitch
>go back to being regular, but now with money
>they'll want to fuck regardless because money

/thread
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>>29880468
I continue to be mgtow with no sex, and use the looks/ halo effect to build up my career. Then when I'm well established and successful, I fuck bitches regardless of my looks if I still have any interest in them.
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does anal and oral count?
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>>29880505
/thread


absolutely origanle
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>>29880505
>>29880546
By default you should assume you'd poof back to where this challenge began. That means no money. Fuck that, bros.
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>>29880490
thats pretty gay bro.
original
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Have you seen the movie "The Skin I Live In"? I wish that would happen to me.
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>>29880505
That is Genius
oregon
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>>29880468
That's one ugly woman though, plus she looks too old.
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>>29880468
Find a woman. A person who loves me, for me. Not the body, even if that's what originally attracted her. Give her some speel about how I'm not able to have kids, and sex just doesn't feel right. We can still get married, and if we do, on the wedding night I'll fuck her. She'll go along with it, since I'm handsome at the very least. I'll try to woo her, learning to love her and everything about her.

Then, once I think she loves me for me, and not just my looks, I'll pop that cherry. If she really loves the guy underneath, then she'll keep me. If not? Then it doesn't matter.
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Wait a minute, how the fuck is this supposed to work?
>The moment you pop the cherry on your new body
So does that mean as soon as there is penetration? Then if you're a guy who transformed into a girl you have to transform back in the middle of sex and you've got a dick inside your ball sack/taint.
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>>29880468
I can still masturbate? I wouldn't mind life on easy mode desu. It would be hard resisting not having sex with other girls though.
>any penetrative sex act with another person counts as a hit
Wait. Only penetrative? I might be able to work with this.
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>>29880539
Oral doesn't, anal does.
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>>29880468
Who are these people? Can I have their names? Please.
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>>29880887
Are you by any chance a pedophile?
Also, she's not ugly at all. Fuck off.
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>>29880468
I haven't learned that power yet.
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hey guys, i farm oregano in oregon. anyone else?
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>>29880679
Anon that move made me feel like shit for 2 weeks, I even had bad dreams about it thanks for reminding me of it.... fuck...
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>>29880490
The fuck are you talking about? Women are soft pillowy creatures, every part of their body has potential to be beautiful
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>>29880617
>live whole life time as a 10/10
>fuck someone in my 80s, go back to being 20, get an extra 60 years of life for free
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>>29883145
Why? Because it will never be you or because she murdered her caregivers?=
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>>29883382
A mix of a shitload of stuff.

The rape scene made me sick in the stomach.
And the part where she was locked all these months basically as a sex toy.
The looking pretty part after all the surgeries.
The going back and meeting your mom after all that shit was over part too.

My stomach hurts already I will go watch cute slice of life anime and try to forget be fore I cry.
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>>29883229
You'll regret not letting yourself die happy.
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>>29883229
>>29880505
/r9k/ always finds a way!
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>>29880468
i would become a 10/10 wizard

i wouldn't have sex anyway sex is a normie thing
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You're telling me all I have to do is masturbate and I can stay hot? Yes I'd take that deal, people are shit.
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>Turn into a 10/10
>get to feel attractive
>get to live out my femdom facesitting fantasies
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>>29883158
Oh yeah look at dem sacs of fat.
Not even gay.
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>>29883436
But I'd have a new normie mindset and get to look back on life in hindsight, make good stock picks, do over things that I fucked up. Being a genetic failure wouldn't matter so much in that case. It's like going back to childhood and fixing everything, only even better
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>>29881590
I too, am curious about this rule. Can I fap or not? Honestly if I still could this would still make it extremely worth it. I've never had sex before anyways, I wouldn't miss anything
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>>29883229
The truly jewish way
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>>29883600
underated dubs of truth
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>>29880505
>modelling career
>shit tonne of money
Pick one and only one
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Yes. I'd be more confident, better liked, and thus more successful. I'm already not having sex, so it's still an upgrade.
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>>29880490
This. I might be sexually attractive to women and on a primal level find their body's much more appealing, but I can't help but appreciate how superior a mans body is. toned with muscle, lithe, tall, able, a male is the blend of both humanity and the wild. Women, on the other hand, are sacks of fat. Weak, crippled, stunty, and absutetly useless beyond making babies.
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>>29880468
>the moment you pop the cherry on your new body you go back to your old self.
So you shove it in, and the second you do, you become 370 lbs again? Like one second she's loving life, the next she's spitting out a chin roll? Comedy gold, niggerino, video that shit and send it to Bob Saget.
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>>29880468
so then what would be the point of being attractive? The wizard could have turned me into something that I wanted to be like a fucking dragon or something.
Jesus christ, worst magic ever.
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>>29880617
>learn lottery numbers
>fuck a bitch
>go back 3 weeks
>win all of them
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