>go to public bathroom
>piss/shit everywhere except in the toilet bowl
who else /evilmastermind/?
>tfw im the wage slave that would have to clean it up
Pls no fellow robo, my life is hard enough
>>29880328
>sneak in and install RAT software in school computers back in highschool, link them to my computer
>pretend to be sick & stay home, open scat porn during my computer period
>Take a leak inside bathroom
>Normie comes in
>Goes to bathroom stall
>Turn off lights on the way out
>go to dunkin donuts at around 6 pm
>ask for really complicated sandwich and drink so the closing employees are occupied
>take money from the tip jars and pay with it
>Be degenerate
>Love licking public bathroom floors and toilets
>>29880649
>ywn have a public toiletlicking fetish gf
no reason
no god damn reason
>>29880665
>toilet licking fetish
>girlfriend
wHAT THE FUCK
well you wouldnt know if she didnt ask you to help fufill her fantasies
go on, i wanna embrace the degeneracy
>>29880649
>>29880665
are you guys being serious rn?
>>29880701
>>29880948
Degradation/humiliation is a huge fetish of mine. Seeing a cute, pure girl lick something as filthy as a public toilet from top to bottom and in all crevices would probably make me bust a nut in my pants just from the sight.
I'd upload a webm but r9k doesn't allow sound in it.
>mom wishes me luck on a test
>don't go to the test fuck her
>use the luck she gave me to buy lotto tickets
>don't win because mom gave me bad luck
>beat her later
who else here /evilgenius/?
>visit my sick grandfather who's in the hospital due to some hart problems
>he's very religious
>asks me to pray for him
>i don't
>he dies the next morning
>chadpa BTFO
>stand next to trash can
>throw trash on ground
>knows suicide is illigal
>considers doing it anyways
>Family schedules an intervention because "I'm thirty and have no job or partner"
>play along
>they spend 6 hours telling me how intelligent and capable I am and how I only need to commit more
>Agree with everything
>Tearful hugs all around
>famalam buys me some Zah and even throws in some buffalo boneless
>Eat my fill
>That night I take a shit in the dryer, set it for two hours on high, and move out to live in the bus station
Smell ya later cucks, much later...
>free refills for extra large sodas
>dump the whole thing in a garbage can
>go get another free refill
>keep dumping them every 10 minutes
>mfw wagie takes out the trash
>>29881459
desu, that's a waste of perfectly good soda that you could have transformed into piss and made ''a little mess''
yeah, OP here
>use machine at the gym
>don't take off the weights I used.
>>29881509
But soda has sugar in it and it would be full of wasps and shit and soda mixed with food forms an ungodly sludge like whats at the bottom of a green bin its vile as fuck people i know mix pepsi mcdonalds fries and nuggets and just let it sit for a while bonus points if the bins just been changed
>intentionally walk on all the cracks and stripes on the street
nothing personnel kid
>>29881597
ok fair enough
I'm a simple man, I like to express my dissatisfaction with society in simple ways.
Piss on shit
>Being able to piss in public
Normies OUT
>>29881597
No joke, I used to work at a Theater and soda is fucking awful in garbage bags. That shit will leak through holes if there are any and most of the time it smells awful, depending on how long it simmered for. Words truly don't do it justice.
So glad I have finally joined the autismbux crew.
Fuck work.
>>29880328
>in public bathroom the other day
>high, not paying attention to where I'm pissing
>hit the side of the bowl
>instantly start laughing like a fucking idiot to myself
>think about Stirner
>think about how everything is my property and I simply have yet to obtain it
>think about how my pissing on the side of the bowl was a self-interested action because it made me laugh like a jackass
>>29881088
Spotted the reddit
>>29882179
spotted the faggot
get lost cuck fag
summers almost over
>grade school
>fat black kid bullying me
>recess time
>place Ball of paper between the door and door knob hole thing so it doesn't close (outside our class was the play ground and the doors would look from the outside)
>sneak back in
>steal the bullets money and pee in his back pack
>take out the ball of paper from the door
>go out another way so no one sees me coming our the class
>cops called but no one found out it was me
>gave Bully a smile and wink when the cops were done lecturing us
>he avoided me the rest of the year until he moved
>sneak into a public girls bathroom
>hear girls peeing in the other stalls
>fap away and eventually jizz on the part where you sit
>spread the cum there evenly
>wait until its quiet and sneak out
I also like doing this in laundry rooms
>sneak in laundryrooms during the night
>find girls panties and fap to them
>jizz to them and put them back
>need to order a few gun parts
>website has free shipping for all orders
>order 8 items in different orders on seperate weeks
>return them all after I get them
