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2016-07-11 17:30:43 Post No. 29880010
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2016-07-11 17:30:43
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>lost all my tendies and GBP in the crash
>decide to earn one billion GBP
>buckle down and start working hard
>clean the piss, shit, and cum jugs out of my room earned 100 GBP
>step outside for the first time in years and go to the barber, earned 10 GBP
>get a shave and a haircut, earned 50 GBP for each
>enroll back in college, 100 points
>keep racking up points for years
>lose weight, get fit 100,000 points
>get a girlfriend 10,000 points
>graduate medical school 100,000 points
>get married and buy a house 1,000,000 points
>mommy awards points for grandkids so I get my wife pregnant a few times as well
>decide to see them through college for bonus points
>fast forward, kids come home for Christmas from unis
>I'm getting close to my goal of 1 billion GBP
>my sons are happy to see me
>my daughter is saying some shit about how stressful college life is
>"I'm having a hard time at college dad, it's so competitive"
>well, honey, I'm sure you'll make it you just have to be yourself, I have complete faith in you (I've been keeping close count of GBP,. 10 points for giving fatherly advice means I've reached my goal)
>"Oh daddy I'm so glad I have you here to keep me grounded! I don't know what I would do without you!
>honey I love you too, believe me life is-
>a huge, smug smile creeps upon my lips
>"IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR MUMMY"
>right-hook my daughter in the face
>shit on the dinner table, ruin the Christmas dinner
>my family looks on in horror
>sprint out of the house all the way to my mommy's retirement home
>kick the door down
>find her in the rec room and shake her hand, smearing it with shit
>"IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY MUMMY WHERE'S MY TENDIES?!"
>she stares at me with dead eyes, a single drop in her left one
That was 4 years ago. I've been living off my GBP and eating mounds upon mounds of tendies ever since.
