>score my first date through tinder
>she shows up
>no joke, she's 50-75 heavier then in her profile pics
What should I have done? I had to act like I was interested in her bullshit for and hour an half
>>29879718
I would have fucked her pooper
>>29879718
You could have just left. Why do you care if someone you'll never see again thinks you're an asshole.
>>29879718
50-75 whats?
lbs?
kilos?
stone?
>>29880384
M1abrams
>>29879718
>wow you look different than in the photos
>bye
>>29879718
post pics, opfag
>>29880452
She's on the right
next time just run, she wont be able to catch you
At least you've scored a date.
>>29880535
hahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAhahahaorignalo
>PHONE VIBRATES
>PANIC, IGNORE FOR 30 MINUTES
>CHECK
>MATCHED AND UNMATCHED INSTANTLY
>match fat girl
>ask what she's here for
>she asks me back what i'm here for with a winky face
>say i'm open to whatever
>no response afterwards
>>29879718
should have just got up and walked away without saying a word
>>29881818
that's like 99 percent of my experiences on dating websites
>>29880535
lmao she looks like that ogre from shrek
>>29881866
are they doing it for shallow approval or what? im going to get mad doing this for another week
>>29879718
>>29880535
>dat pic
>"scored" a date
You always gotta look at the upper arms, that's how you know.
>>29882089
Hell, yeah you scored. Actually you should be happy, that I even degrade myself that much to go out with you.
>>29880535
she could have been attractive if she lost 100lbs
Same thing happened to me famalam. I was a bit angry, so I acted like a complete dick.
She was wearing a "FEEL DA BERRRRN" tshirt, so I put on my best /pol/ act. Took her 15 minutes to leave.
>>29879718
gotta start somewhere anon. now that you had a date I will politely ask you to fuck off from this board now and had over to /adv thank you very much your normie scum.
>>29882089
She was 50-75 heavier than that pic.
>>29880535
Jesus Christ I don't have high standards but I would never be able to get it up for that
Please tell mentor didn't spend any money on this incident
>>29881901
Shrek?
Origimol
>>29880384
Tons
>>29882445
She said she forgot her wallet in her car and didn't want to go back and get it. I only spent $30 between the both of us
>>29881901
> she looks like that ogre from shrek
This made me kek way more than it should
>>29882480
"Only $30" You should have just walked away. The same thing happened to me with a girl who was 50 lbs heavier and uglier than her pics. While she was petting a dog I just sprinted for 5 full minutes and blocked her on everything. Saw The Conjuring 2 since we already got tickets, nice movie and overall a 7.5/10 night.
>>29882548
Yeah but I'm afraid people will think I'm shallow. Since we got along great, should I be able to look past looks
>>29882548
That's pretty mean though. I think I would tighten my ass and finish this damn date. It's only a movie, so you just sit besides each other and don't talk. I guess if my date literally ran away from me I would be devastated. Although I agree that making "favorable" photos isn't fair either.
>>29882635
> Caring what people think about him
So you want to force yourself and be with her, so people see you in a good light? Grow a pair, dude.
>>29882635
Its literally a random person so there's not much reason to care. People around you will just think you're jogging.
>>29882641
I understand what you mean with manners and all that, the thing is she decieved me and isn't worth my time or money
>>29882635
Being able to "get past looks" is something you should only have to do after your wife has your child, gets into an accident, etc. there has to be a strong bond first.
"Getting past it" in the very beginning of a relationship is settling.
>>29882480
It's not the money. The the women getting free Shit for being women meme.
>>29882064
Jesus christ you autists
Joke or something
"I am looking for marriage" or smth, I dunno
Hell, even "I am looking for someone to lure into my van and kidnap" sounds more appealing than your boring shite answers
>>29882480
>She said she forgot her wallet in her car
Lmao, wow! I would make an 180 then and there. She didn't even try to come up with something that makes sense.
>>29881818
You have to be assertive. She was waiting for,
"want sum fuk"
I guarantee.
Fat girls are like the easy monsters you grind to prepare for the main dungeon.
You missed an opportunity.
>>29882635
Dude are you retarded
I could never even touch that
Literally WHY would you go for that when escorts are a thing... There is no advantage!
Be a bit kind to yourself, man
>>29882881
i asked if she wanted to meet up after and she still didn't respond
>tfw i have a tinder date tonight
>anxiety already building
god, i hope this doesn't happen to me, pls...
>>29882898
THIS
Fat girls usually have a high libido because it's harder for them to fuck someone, so yeah, you missed free ogre pussy anon.
>>29882909
Please be memeing rn
>>29883198
i was being an assertive alpha. i dont see anything wrong with that
>faggots actually using tinder for dating
wtf are you doing lmao. the whole point of this app is to fuck and hook up. why are you wasting time and money "dating" these women?
>super like girl
>she messages me first
feels good being attractive
>>29883684
It's honestly not even hard. Just ask every girl
>>29883703
TINDER IS NOT FOR DATING
>>29883718
>when u text her and shes not an adbot
feels good
>>29883733
Lets see what you look like then
>>29883703
>>29883718
>>29883733
the fact that you want to engage these turbo sluts is repulsive
i hope you wrap your dick in 5 condoms and dont kiss them
>>29879718
You're a robot.
Couldn't you just creep her out so she leaves?
It's literally our one secret weapon when it comes to dating. Stop hiding the powerlevel and go all out.
Also useful for freeing seats in a crowded bar/party.
Shit, she asked about your friends
>Aint got none.
Job
>Aint got one.
Hobbies
>Games and hentai, and hentai games, preferably mouse ONLY.
Other 'normal' hobbies?
>Magic the gathering and wow of wankcraft.
Don't you mean warcraft?
>Not on my private server it aint.
Okay...
>ILOVEYOU.
I think I need to go to the ladies room
>MARRY ME?
I should just... yeah... bye.
It's that easy.
Shit, literally just treat her how we've treated girls we've actually liked before. 'confess' your feelings for her and shit.
Seriously, it's easy.
>get on tinder, feel like it'll just be like any other day and no matches
>match with a cute girl
>she messages me first after like 20 minutes
>asks if I'm more of a dating person
>say yea, but depends on the person
>says she's more of a fun person
>now have plans for tonight
Oh fuck
What
I've literally never done a fuck buddy / one night stand before holy shit
>>29882372
How did the face not turn you off in the first place dude
Tinder is easy
>swipe right on every girl
>every match, ask if they want to get coffee and make out
They either say yes or no JUST DO IT
>>29879718
>What should I have done?
"I'm sorry, this date is over; your online photos were misleading. Goodbye."
>>29884056
Get condoms, maybe lube.
Meet, keep the chatter to a minimum.
Use condoms, maybe lube.
Fuckery ensues.
>tfw I look like a child
>tfw 22 years old
Fucking bullshit genetics reee. There were grown ass men in my high school with full beards.
>>29882548
hahah you sound awesome
>>29879718
happenend to my once, never doing the same mistake again..
>>29883825
Are you me? I do that when a girl gets too clingy. I stop acting like you should and start being myself. I'm just a real pussy repellent
>robots complain they can't get laid
>won't touch fat chicks
all of my lels. who gives a fuck.
>finally match up with a hot girl
>notice something is off the first date
>sudden realize it's tranny
normies out NOW reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeee
>>29880535
Commentio originalio
>>29882835
SO RANDUM AND FANNY XDDDDDDDDDDD
>>29879718
i had this happen to me once. she looked maybe 130 tops in her pic, listed her weight as average, then showed up with 200 pounds of heft.
i called her out on it and she apologized and said it was a really old picture. she ended up being a really nice girl and we still shoot the shit to this day.
but yea i never fucked her or anything.
>>29885175
THIS.
Date with this girl tomorrow.
Anxious af.
How much will she way /r9k/ros? Height is 5'1" and I'm not sure how recent the pictures are.
>>29886063
she is clearly pushing 200lbs
>>29882548
>While she was petting a dog I just sprinted for 5 full minutes and blocked her on everything
lmao
>>29880535
if this is legit I'm not sure what you were expecting. She's clearly a big girl in the pics, and if you aren't into that you shouldn't have met her to begin with.
>mfw low test betas dont want thick girls
>>29885175
Anybody with a sane mind.
>>29886153
my THICCC limit is 20-30 pounds overweight
any more than that is 99% of the time disgusting
>>29886176
start injecting testosterone then, it changes your brain to like thick girls. not even kidding
>>29886063
she could be anywhere between 160-200. hard to tell without seeing her arms or lower body, but she's clearly got a chub face, and no collarbones is a sure indicator of being a fatty.
>>29882445
When I meet a girl for a first date should I explicitly state before we walk in a venue that we are going Dutch? Or should I say this in text in advance?
>>29886209
there's still a difference between thick and fat. if a girl is obese but it's all in her ass and tits, she's still gonna look gross as hell.
>>29886244
>>29886080
This shows her arms better.
>>29881901
I fucking keked hard
>>29886277
it's something you should find a way to tactfully introduce before you meet with her in the first place. most girls are fine with it, but some girls are still entitled princesses who will cause a scene if you spring something like that on them after you've already met up.
>>29886309
hmm, well she doesn't seem to be as wide as she is tall, but she's still obviously overweight. at 5'1 I'd say she's probably somewhere around 160? then again she's doing the classic fatty above-angle and cutting off her bottom half, and those arms could be hiding some serious back end.
she looks cute and bubbly though. if she were chubby within reason and had a nice personality I'd probably date and pork her for awhile, definitely fuck that cute face as much as possible.
>>29879718
You did the only thing you could. Robots may call you a fag for not walking out on her or calling her fat but if they were in your situation, every last one of them would have done the same.
>>29880535
Where do you live? I think she showed up in my area when I used it.
>>29886309
shes probably around 140 lbs. i'm 5'1 and i used to weigh 150 and my arms looked exactly like that. but her face doesnt look that chubby so she isn't over 150 for sure
>>29881818
>i'm open to whatever
How wishy-washy. You've got to be more forward, show some direction.
>>29883509
Too late, however.
