Going to an escort in about 2 hours, I've made a 30 minutes booking, what can I expect?
In a country where it's legal btw
ur goin to nut
>>29879007
If she's dressed like a clown, she's gonna poop on your cake.
whats an escort?
>>29879007
have fun friend but remember when you get back you will no longer be welcome here
>>29879097
The loneliness will remain, and I will still have never had a woman willingly have sex with me
This won't change your life, you'll still be the same person except for the part where you can talk to us.
>>29879007
who's that cutie oregano?
You can expect to have problems getting it up, and when you finally do, you will come in seconds.
It happens to a lot of people for their first time. Don't worry. Just keep going to escorts until you get better at sex. Think of her as your personal sex trainer.
>>29879007
post her pics faggot
The last two times I went to an escort, I ran out the hour. Nowhere close to cumming. I'm trying to save for something like a three hour session. But that could take a few months.
>>29879418
Jesus Christ just fix your death grip or take measures to bring back sensitivity if you're a cuttlet.
>>29879442
It's always been like that. Even by myself I can take an hour. Fuck, it took me two years of fapping on-and-off until I had my first orgasm.
>>29879461
Anon pls go to the doctors, that sounds incredibly worrying.
>>29879518
They think I just have this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_ejaculation
Apparently one treatment for it is to, well, get laid more often.
you'll get aids and your dick wont stand and you'll suck at it
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>>29879604
>Delayed ejaculation, also called retarded ejaculation
Rude.
>>29879091
someone that escorts you to your manhood
>>29879461
>edgying for 2 fucking years
well? how was that orgasm anon?
>>29879461
>nut in sometimes less than ten seconds
>know it would be considered as a desirable trait if i was a caveman
>it's not nowadays because women are allowed to vote and work
Just kill me. I'm even scared of hiring an escort despite it being legal here, i'll probably nut as soon as my dick touches her, even through some latex and she'll laugh at me.
>>29880381
I came out a changed man, Anon. A changed man.
>>29880664
If it helps. My "stamina" (as they like to call it) bewilders them, because apparently it's quite common for their customers to cum as soon as they put it in.
>>29880664
just buy a onahole
they re pretty good shit and more cost-effective than escorts by a landside. you can practice with them and then you can use an escort if you want
>>29880721
I also kind of want to hire a local girl, not some Romanian or South American cunt who can't even count to ten or say hello in the local language, just so i could ask her to hold me in her arms for an hour, if i nut that fast.
>>29879881
I'm laffin way to hard at this
>>29879007
i hope she is attractive m8
you should have gone for the 15 min rate or "quickie"
anyway i would only entertain a condomless blowjob from a nice escort
condom sex is not sex and you feel nothing
>>29880664
She won't laugh at you. She's seen it all. You just need to practice. Keep going to escorts. Your first few times will be awful but eventually you will get better at it.
>>29880766
I live with mommy dear, don't want to disappoint her even more than i do by simply existing, in case she finds it.
>>29880778
>keep going to escorts
They might not be expensive, but i just want to lose my mana and be able not to lie in social situations whether or not i'm a virgin.
>>29880768
Live in or near a big city?
>just so i could ask her to hold me in her arms for an hour
That's actually quite common in their line of work. In fact, some of their customers have healthy relationships or can get sex elsewhere, but for whatever reason just aren't getting the intimacy and feels they want out of sex. So they go to escorts for that; even if it's faked. Hell, apparently sometimes they'll just pay to hang out with her for an hour whether or not sex is involved. Making the girl in question more of a therapist than a sex worker.
I go to massage parlors about 3 times a quarter. It's an Asian woman about 80% of the time.
The important things to remember is that once you've paid the initial fee upfront, the girl will ask you for a tip once you're in the room with her before doing anything.
Give the woman upfront an extra 20 or so (depending on how expensive the place is) and just tell her outright that you want the prettiest woman they have.
And once you're in the back give her a tip of between 50 and 200 depending on what you want.
If you just want a handjob a small amount will do, if you want to bareback fuck her and then cum on her face; go for the 200 mark.
(I wouldn't recommend bareback until you've been there a few times and have seen her pussy to see what it looks like)
>>29880861
I live in a big city and it's all legal. Just don't have the courage do to it yet and haven't found a local girl that isn't fat. And when i do, i still can't call because i'm a fucking autist.
>>29880902
What country?
Originality is for suckers.
>>29880827
It's worth it, bro. I speak from experience. I was a late bloomer and by the time I finally was mentally ready for some semblance of sex or a relationship, I was at the age where everyone else had already had it. So I went to hookers to train myself in sex. It was much, much better to have embarrassingly bad performance with girls I'll never see again, than someone I actually care about.
I learned how to have sex with hookers. After that I was ready to go after normal girls. And now I'm actually able to go out and get laid, and perform decently in bed.
>>29880925
First world country where it's perfectly legal. Why do you ask?
>>29881011
So I can nail down a review site for escorts in your area.
>>29881029
It's okay, i've found 4 sites that are like catalogs, with reviews and all. It's just all foreign women above the age of 25 from third world hellholes with poorly written bios.
The ones that aren't from shitholes, are more expensive, look too good to be true and some of them don't let them stick anything inside of them.
>>29879007
Expect it to not be a super great experience if it's your first time ever having sex, you'll probably cum in less than 10 minutes. So you definitely will not get your money's worth the first time around.
I've started using escorts since February of this year and I've had three so far. I've gotten used enough to the feelings, sensations and actual sex acts now that I can easily go 30 minutes+.
>>29880827
well, your choice I guess. if you choose a small one they are really easy to hide tho, so you may want to consider it anyways
I live with at least other 2 people both when I study and when I visit my parents home, and they don t know a thing
>>29881104
Hmmm... not sure... you could save up some money for one. But that's about all I'm dragging.
>>29879007
fucks sake,
ER was hideous,
it all makes perfect sense
>>29879007
OP here, wasn't as awkward as expected, but still a bit obviously.
Worse than expected, but still good. Will book again one day, although someone new
>>29882734
Good job. You've taken the first of many steps in getting a normal, healthy sex life. Keep on going to escorts, learn to get comfortable with sex, and you will start getting pussy.
