>"hey kiddo, you broke staceys heart."
>"Ill have you know i would treat her like a lady"
>"for that ill have to kill you friendo. Draw your sword cretin"
>the shoes
>the belt
>the pants
I cri evry tiem
>>29878359
That would actually be kinda terrifying. Some autismo psycho guy with sword. You never know how far they would go
Looks like this time it's personnel
>>29878395
Thankfully autists tend to have no real muscle tone or coordination so they wouldnt pose much threat
>>29878359
>*unsheathes scimitar*
>"kill me? we'll see about that."
>"when I broke stacey's heart, I also absorbed all of her power!"
>*transforms into super sonic*
>*teleports behind you*
>"heh. not this time, kiddo."
>*sheaths sword*
>*you collapse into 50,000 pieces when it clicks*
>>29878359
Heh should have ran away when you have the chance *tosses sword into the air* but they never learn do they? * teleports behind you* NOW DIE *grabs sword without looking and stabs it through your heart*
>>29878382
I can't wear black jeans? Fuck fashion is a pain in the ass
>>29878465
White wizard pls
>>29878465
>*teleports behind you*
>heh... not bad kid, not bad, but...
>take a look again
>*you realize that you only hit my afterimage*
>now perish you uncultured swine
>*teleports behind you again
>*slices of your head*
>>29878482
You can't wear THOSE kind of black jeans
>>29878528
>*teleports behind you while you teleport behind me*
>now ill show you my true power!
>*teleports behind myself and wait for you to teleport behind me the "first" time*
>slice you in half cleanly when you fall for my trap
>hah easy
actually had some autist pull one of those giant ass Katanas on me and it was the most hilarious thing watching him flail around trying to hit me. I felt bad so I kicked him once when he raised for a huge slice down and disarmed him. Nothing witty, nothing soul crushing just told him that he should join me at martial arts.6yrs later and we're best mates. I give him shit about that day and it never fails to make him embarrassed. Actually helped him lose his V-card telling a girl at the club that storythe katana wasn't even sharp
hehe...and who do we have here...some wannabe heroes squabbling like the plebs they are....
now watch this
*turns into 10 clones*
its time to die
*teleports clones all around you*
*they cut you into 100 pieces*
heh...seems like i will have stacy all for myself
>>29878528
>"wheheheheh. you fell for my trap! that was just a fake!"
>*decapitated shadow clone vaporizes*
>*teleports behind you*
>"KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!"
>*you're caught off guard and instantly vaporized*
>"nothin' personnel, kid"
>>29878572
Of course you didoriginal lie
>>29878464
>no threat
Hes got a sword nigger
>>29878670
Probably too weak to swing it effectively tho
>kick in the balls
>walk away
It's just that simple.
>>29878610
*my body reforms itself*
"gonna have to try harder than that!"
*summon my enchanted katana from the spirit realm*
"let's see you survive this!*
*katana strikes faster than the speed of light, bending space and time to its destructive will*
*destroys all 10 clones instantly*
"pfft... pesky bug"
>>29878692
>weak
>a light and long blade
you know, people made swords like that to easily cut skin as because armor wasn't available to many, that means strenght doesn't count much when swinging one of those.
>>29878359
jokes on you, im a sword collecting autist too
>>29878395
oh crap anon youre right, even if he has no muscle or shit, he will still be wielding a blade, going full retard super sayin may actually benifit him when flailing
>>29878727
sword range > kick range
>>29878984
>implying he won't just hold it back while he charges at you screaming
>>29878359
>*Teleports behind stacey*
>*Fucks her one last time*
>*Walks away without a word while she cries*
>*Nottice weeb*
>*Take picture and make fun of him with the entire school*
>>29878479
>Heh you should have known normies have no use for a heart
>*Turns torso 180 degrees to face you*
>You are mine now
>>29878692
Dont have to Swing it effectively, if Its sharpened, its going to fuck you up wherever it hits you
>see bunch of wierdos cat-fight
>decide to go away
>find who that guy who cannot afford belt is
>while he's doing wierd shit, fuck stacey, fuck his mother, and everyone he holds dear
>post pictures on 4chan
>Enjoying quiet nap by the river, my strawhat covering my face, laying on my katana.
>Hear fighting noises
>open one eye, tilt hat up
>"hmm i wonder what all this commotion is all about"
>pet fairy says "I see two men fighting, should we go take a closer look?"
>"this might be interesting, i need to go in town to buy some more sake anyways!"
>>29878359
Holy shit, you mean I get to use my goddamn sword under something resembling combat conditons? YUS! Wait there! This is perfect!
>>29880335
>pet fairy
You some kind of fag?
>>29880800
He has a pet fag.
>reading comprehension
>>29878612
>disappears
>*weaves multiple handsigns*
>heh, you thought I wasn't 2 steps ahead kiddo?
>pierces your heart with my kunai
>>29880800
>my fairy pouts and wants to kick your ass
>have to restrain her
>"now hold on, this human doesnt know what a fairy is"
>"humans...such stupid creatures." maybe i should show him a lesson...
>>29880836
I know the fairy is his pet, that's why I'm calling him a fag.
>>29880972
You're a human too you idiot.
Why isn't carrying a sword normal? Nig nog attacks would come to a halt because they don't understand the noble art of the sword. White knights and fedoras would be pretty disciplined to tryhard levels.
>>29878359
My years of track and running for fun will finally benefit me.
TIME TO RUN THE FUCK AWAY!
>Anon uses Flee. It's super effective!
>>29878479
>somebody actually made this
>>29878359
>heh... kid... if you want to kill me... you'll have to go through... /her/...
*Stacy materialises in my arms*
heh... survive my deadly gauntlet... and we'll see about Stacy...
*3 Dark ninjas materialise in mid-air, armed with shadow katanas*
>>29878359
I hope everyone in this thread is just "ironically" autistic
>*summons 6 shadow clones*
>"many doors yes?"
>>29881465
*my dick materialises in your bum*
hehe looks like the tables have turned
*proceed to make sweet love to your twink bum*
*you drop stacy*
*the love session gets more passionate*
"hey boys you should care about ME what are you doing?"
*teleports behind her just after you climax*
there's no room for womemes now
*stacy cries*
I'M READY FOR A SECOND ROUND, KIDDO
>teleports behind >>29881583
>pierces his heart with my katana
DON'T STAND IN OUR WAY FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29881583
You can't be fucking serious. Just how new and old are you?
>>29881771
hmmph... i cannot deny the experience was... pleasing... and whilst a slight... tingle... resides in my butthole... Stacy's love will make me immune to your feeble homosexual trickery
*glowing cages entrap your genitals*
no time for trickey... it's just time to duel, kiddo!
*two black katanas appear on the floor*
in 3...2... 1...
*I leap towards mine*
>>29881802
Yes. Both.very original post
>>29878382
is that even a belt? It looks like a computer power cord
>>29878359
Sorry I rejected her, she had multiple stds from the over 15 cocks she took in just one week.
If we really must fight allow me to get my 10 ft metal spear that I have had practice with especially against sword users. Im sure an honorable gentleman would allow that. you would want stacy to see you suck punching (slicing) a unarmed man
>>29878464
Have you never faced retard strength faggot?
>I will teach you justice... WITH MY STAND!
