Literally everyone who have lost their virginity say shit like "It just happened"
How the fuck did it "just happen"?
>>29877930
I just happened to them because they learned to socialize with the other gender naturally.
In my case I had to make an effort to becoming comfortable with girls around me first and to learn how flirting and all of that stuff works. And even then it didn't "just happen". I met a girl, asked her out and made sure to escalate situations in which we were alone with each other. Only then did it happen. The first time I slept with the second girl could be summed up under it "just happened" though.
I was texting with my gf and we were texting about sex and during the conversation she told she wants to fuck me in the weekend so I was prepared. It was 8 years ago.
You just start talking to a girl and you start getting touchy feely then the hormones kick in and then you're banging her and hope her parents dont walk in. It literally happens to every teenager
Was in another country and a girl offered sex for money. I said sure and she turned out to be serious so it happened.
Stopped being an aspie and a girl took notice. We dated for about two months. I didn't really think of sex, and one day she gave me a condom and said she wanted to do it. Worst 20 seconds of my life, but I got better over time.
>>29877930
It just happens for women. There's a whole backstage women don't see they only get the show.
>>29878304
Could it have happened, but I just forgot about it?
Who /technical virgin/ here?
>>29879403
You mean you're good with your hands?
>>29877930
It's like a miracle.
Like the Immaculate Conception.
Or the Resurrection.
You have to get right with JESUS.
He will get you started.
PRAY to JESUS
I posted on /soc/ saying I would suck the first dick of whoever replied to me that lived in my city.
Some guy living 2 hours away offered to drive here.
I said okay since no one else responded. Rented a hotel room. Brought vodka over.
Sucked his dick, and ended up getting buttfucked because I was too drunk to say no.
I was 25, and that's how I lost my virginity.
St this point I don't believe sex is a real thing. The steps it takes for me to get to such a thing as sex are near impossible, I honestly wonder how it can exist, and how it can come so easily to some people.
Of course, that doesn't mean I still don't constantly crave it. But since its me, the only advice I ever get is "just stop caring about it "
>>29879451
You only lose your virginity if cock goes into vagina.
You are still a virgin, just now a virgin that's been buttfucked. If you buttfucked him, then it would be debatable. But you didn't. Faggot. are you even actually gay, or just desparate?
>taking a girls virginity while losing mine
>both 23
>wake up in the morning knowing we'll do it today and talk for 2 hours
>shes on the pill so dont have to use a condom
>she says her hymen is gone from masturbation so I dont need to worry about that
>shes nervous as fuck and I cant really get my cock in at all
>after slowly easing it in all the way I slowly pull out to find out she was wrong and theres blood all over my dick
>gets all over the sheets and all over her
>need to get tissues to clean up
>cant find any and start tearing drawers out trying to find some as it spreads everywhere
>she gets nervous about not taking the pill right and makes me put on a condom
>cant find them at first either and start unpacking bags to get them
>go through 6 different types until I find one that fits and doesnt have something wrong with it
>I get too hot so move the bed away from the radiator
>cant see what I'm doing now so pull a table light along with the extension strip
>never get a good rhythm and are constantly changing positions and moving furniture about to try and do it on them
>keep having more and more interruptions where we need to find something we need or need to move for some reason
>this goes on for SIX HOURS
>I'm finally ready to cum
>she says I can cum on her face "like in a porn"
>would usually refuse because I know it'll be awkward but am well past caring at this stage and do it
>cock has gone completely numb and I stand over her jerking off for like 20 minutes as she mutters awkward things like "I'm sorry" as if its her fault
>finally cum on her face
>she stands up to get a tissue not realizing how watery cum is and the cum goes everywhere
>talk about it for another 2 hours
>fall asleep having done nothing all day but trying to have sex
>when I wake up it looks like we've been burgled as every piece of furniture has been dragged around, every container has been ransacked, there are tissues, condoms, various wrappers, cum, blood everywhere
>>29879764
For me girls have almost started to become an alien species. I can interact, and talk with them etc. However holding hands, being in a relationship etc seems extremely alien, almost as if it doesn't really exist. If you know what i mean
Only degenerates lose their virginity someone random.
With me I was 18 and all of my other friends had already lost theirs. A guy found me attractive so I literally thought what the hell and I lost it that weekend. Then I had a pregnancy scare and I was put off sex for about a year... But I have a bf now.
I was 22 and alcohol was involved.
>>29879855
>be 25 and virgin
>offer sucking dicks on /soc/
>get a hotel and vodka for the first reply
>get buttfucked because you're drunk
It clearly establishes level of self-esteem.
>>29879900
Good copy/pasta senpai
>>29879900
>taking a girls virginity
>she says her hymen is gone from masturbation
lel you actually believed she was a virgin?
>>29880151
It's pretty obvious nobody is asking females how they lost their virginity. That's as stupid as asking how a man jumping from a plane gets to the bottom. They don't have to do anything, they just fall there.
>>29878304
>literally happens to every teenager
Except me, then.
>>29877930
You know those people who got /fit/ and decided to delete their old photos on Facebook or whatever? That's them. They want to be part of the special club now; a club only for mature adults who have finally grown up.
