This is me with my fantasy wife Paige the wrestler. As a 33 year old KHV I know I will never be with a girl but in my head she is my girl, I day dream about her every day and in my head we are already married with 3 kids.
This is my favorite picture of all time, it is the only picture I have with a female that is not my mom. Show yours desu
guess no one else here has ever taken a picture with a girl
weird
my metrosexual brother gave me a shirt exactly like that to make me appreciate him as a brother.
"affliction"
Very cool pic anon. I have never been in the vicinity of such a fine female specimen and probably never will be. You are a lucky man.
you can go to any event where there will be hostesses like car shows, etc or hooters and take pics like these
also why not lose your wizard status with a prostitute? is it worth the wisdom
>>29877584
i bet he jacks off to that picture every night
squidward looking mfer
>>29877368
Well ok then
Here you go senpai
>>29878057
>"I made a huge mistake"
>>29878057
what are your heights? Do you ever do femdom stuff?
Me with my friend and her snake
>>29878133
I'm 5'11''
She's 5'7'' and wears heels
Don't really do femdom nut she has the outfits
>>29878118
Kek. We been married almost 10 years m8.
>>29878213
She certainly does
I LOOK JUST LIKE OP BUT I HAVE LONG HAIR
FUCK I DONT DESERVE TO LIVE
>>29878241
I have posted her before but she always insisted I not show her face. She recently decided to stop being so paranoid. Some of you probably have her cropped pics.
>>29878271
Love yourself m8
>>29878226
showing off this hideous thing lol i would rather beat my beat to 3d porn than to be seen with that freak
>>29878226
you both look smelly
>>29878282
YEAH ITS EASY TO LOVE YOURSELF WHEN YOU ARE JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER
I AM A HIDEOUS LOOKING MONSTER
>>29878289
Your saltiness amuses
>>29878289
Everyone takes a bad photo once in a while. Look at beyonce.
>>29878305
even eggman found love
there's hope for everyone
me with a girl on the last day of school
where did it all go so wrong...
>>29878294
We can be after sex
>>29878373
The day you got that ridiculous Faggot haircut
>>29878373
>tmw you realize she only wanted your doritos
>>29878419
funny, since when i decided to cut my hair short was when my shit got fucked up
>>29878425
don't worry, i didn't give her any :-)
>>29878373
are you the one on the left or the right its sooo hard to tell these days
>>29878486
lmao
right
>>29878161
That's yung lean
>>29878161
Is that a Pluto tatoo? Why?
>>29878373
you actually look normal, cute and a young chad. nigga she probably wanted your dick
>>29878580
nah
she unironically use to tell me about sucking chads dick though
we were just always good friends until she went to university and i ended up becoming NEET. haven't spoke since.
>>29878373
If thats you really you and youre a robot you must have really fucked up your life. I know dudes who look just like you and they get pussy on the daily
>>29878632
yup that's me
and i know i fucked up my life but desu that's a flattering photo
i'm a mooned faced ugly cunt when im not pulling that face
>>29878626
how many times have you had sex?
you had to have some with those looks.
>>29878373
You look like someone I know. Georgia?
>>29878676
never
i got really close with a girl at a festival once but didn't actually put it in her
>>29878683
i'm not a girl so no
>>29878726
what really? post a pic of normal face?
>>29878674
Let's see another picture. Cause desu you look very good here. Normie-tier desu senpai
>>29878736
>>29878749
more recent one i guess
dont ask about the pose, the guy behind me's mum asked me to do it for some reason
>>29878794
your not moon faced at all
>>29878373
you were qt, how did you fuck up life?
>>29877368
I found a video about you familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDXpBAFSAMM
pls no bullyle original memay comment
>>29878923
tried killing myself as it got to crunch time with my exams, couldnt handle the pressure/stress
then all my friends thought i was a freak
made new ones after who were really into drugs, lived with them for a while in a squat like place and did lots of drugs that fucked me up
now a shut in neet with social anxiety
>>29878794
dat qt kitty tho
>>29879025
I'm the fatty up there too.
Tried to kill myself once too. Was dead for a brief time. It's not something to rush.
I took out the face because i'm hideous. It's from 2009 when i did work experience in a salon for 6 weeks or something.
>>29879132
girl on right is very pretty
>>29879132
you just KNOW desu
>>29878161
that's yung lean ya liar
>>29879150
Yeah she made me her bitch, always did jobs for her and then later found out she would just go upstairs kick back and read a magazine while i was doing shit for her. I started to reject it near the end and she would come in to work less. She lost her job not long after i left but she was still really cool.
The one on the left was older than us and nice!
>>29879179
Know what?
>>29879004
This picture is lure Reddit.
You look fun to hang out with tho.
I thought about it and I don't think I've ever had a picture like that
>>29879004
normie
>>29879224
>>29879272
y u hate... i am robot too :(
>>29878161
I love you Yung Lean, i hope you're ok.
