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Stormzy innit
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Stormzy innit
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state your name, cuzz
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>>29876810
AND IT GETS SHUTDOWN
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fukin reppin init
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what is this referencing? post a link
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>>29876905
https://youtu.be/RqQGUJK7Na4
Making unoriginal comments that's not me.
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>>29876905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

Every normies introduction to grime.

>listen to this once
>start wearing adidas
>start using road slang
>actually a white boy with a quiff and half a haircut
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>>29876957
>claims to like grime/uk rap
>doesn't recognise anybody in the background
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Grime is shit, listen to trap instead you faggots
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>>29876996
11/10 bait kek
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>>29876810
-how can you be better than me?
-shut up
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fuck stormzy, 67 is where it's at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtKdPYnHEtc
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>>29877090
my G

67 gang gang
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>>29877090
Monkey is my fave

Free SJ
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Is grime music robot approved?
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Stormzy is only doing so well because he's as black as a fucking spook that no one has ever seen in England since the 70's.

He's not good at grime. Devlin was better lmao.
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>>29877156
If we're only talking Skepta and Stormzy then no, that's as normie as you can get right now
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>>29877172
DEVLIN LMFAO, FUCK OFF
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>>29877153
got your nose senpai
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>>29877191
STORMZY LMFAO, FUCK OFF
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>>29877232
i don't particularly rate stormzy THAT much but devlin is bottom of the fucking barrel lol
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Daily reminder that Stormzy is the first version of normies enjoying ironic memes. No one actually enjoys the stuff he makes, they all think he's an idiot chav, but they listen to him ironically, and now he's pretty popular
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THE THREE FIFTY SEVEN YEAH I GRIP IT
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>>29877270
That's a very broad statement that probably only applies to r9k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM_o6O-ZdwU

This is now a 67 thread.
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what about wiley, the godfather of grime?
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>>29877282
Nope. I know many normies who all know of / have listened to Stormzy. They don't actually enjoy grime, they just think it's funny that he's such a chav. I've never met anyone who unironically listens to Stormzy
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>>29877301
3 MAX BRANNING
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>>29877301
>calls this a 67 thread
>posts a song with only LD, no-one else
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>>29877242
Atleast devlin is real. Stormzy is a meme. And i said devlin ironically, there are good grime artists out there but on the level stormzy is at, devlin is better. Don't know why you think he's bottom of the barrel, he had chart success on an actual main-stream chart, not some grime chart no one cares about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkklO2ef01c
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>>29877315
He's been selling out shows since last year so maybe you just don't know a lot of people
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWY7Xfu86Eo
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>>29877340
>since last year
yup. I remember normies ironically talking about stormzy as far back as early 2015
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>>29877363
So every Stormzy fan ever is listening to him ironically then yeah? Spending money on tickets to see him live.

Ironically of course
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>/r9k/ says they hate black people
>dedicate a whole thread to masturbating to nigger music
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>>29877383
I'd say a good 90% of people who listen to him do it ironically. That leaves enough to go and sell out his shows unironically. He's only as popular as he is due to normies who find it funny but don't actually enjoy grime.
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kek. bunch of soft southern bastards the lot of yer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4YJVpQG8Y8
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>>29877415
>/r9k/ make women hate threads every day
>whole existence is based around being sad due to lack of pussy

it's a hypocritical board
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>>29877421
av a can of kestrel n ill kick me gfs ed in
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QVPSRHmP6U

fuck 67, 150 niggas trappin here now
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>>29876810
You know what cheers me up after a long day of memeing? To just addblock plus the shit out of triggering content. Just block one and the rest comes.
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>>29877461
SHOW US UR MUFF
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>>29877090
Traumatized 2 is pretty shit though desu
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>>29878168
true, true

fucking robot shit cunt muted me for 2 seconds
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>>29878269
still not as shit as 150/gas, cant make music as 90% are locked up
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>>29878168
I didn't like it

>>29878269
I got a 20 minute ban for replying to >>29877516 with 'harddddd'
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>>29876810
Friendly reminder that Bearman is the /r9k/-approved grime artist

Stormzy GTFO
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>>29877315
The only person normies ironically listen to is Devvo
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>>29877090
Watched half the video and didn't see a single actual gun

That's some real faggot shit
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>>29879327
Have a guess why, where do you think these guys are from?
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>>29879327
LD wears the mask because he's on a music ban for promoting gang activity, police already have their eye on him so he isn't gonna be waving guns around for a music video, they're all being watched. He used to be called 'Scribz' and that's who's on the music ban but now he calls himself LD and wears the mask, they know it's him but they can't prove it.
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>>29876810
When Dizzee won the Mercury Prize for 'Boy...', admittedly my ears pricked up. But I can't get into it, I listen to a lot of different music daily but what put's me off grime is the constant neglect of the use of language to effectively convey a story. How can you be so cocky that you think 'fire' can come in the form of never-ending slang and shout-out's.
The instrumental backing the track it's even on point and the hype guys can't hold a fucking silly straw to Flavor Flav.

If you can't eloquently coalesce the background of your character without listing of social media trends then you're nothing but a chav with a big mouth. At least put some thought into it, as far as I can grasp someone like Big Daddy Kane would make him look ridiculous if he was still around. I suppose this is what rap is nowadays, idk man.
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>>29879649
Grime is hip-hop's version of punk, don't expect cerebral rap, it's a whole different genre.
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I don't listen to British grime but I found that SHAT AWP video by Stormie on my own and I've listened to it a couple times.

Your music is shit, but ever since I heard this one brit bragrap song at a coke party I've had an open ear.
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>>29879695
That makes sense, although I still think that's a bit insulting to punk. It might be a cultural issue, a white man from yorkshire isn't going to understand fully the high-status that this Grime represents. It was just dissapointing to listen to this selling out stadiums when it doesn't even have the self-effacing attitude of 'Yeah I can't play my instrument, but I was born to rock'. To me Grime is more or less Scarface losing his shit and reminding everyone at all times that they are dangerous and cool without any evidence. I don't know If I'm making a point there but, I guess this is just lost on me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08
Even though this is satirically different, I mean at least it has visible passion. Grime is just the least appealing music genre I've listened to, at least Trap has those interesting beats.
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>>29877307
fucking literal faggots only talking about stormzy and 67 the most normie grime/rap mc's jesus not even one reply to this guy

>>29878483

HOLY SHIT WHO /MASTAMIND TROOPERZ/ HERE
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>>29879837
There's plenty of songs with visible passion if you look deeper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFko_Xf-H30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTpsjXK79DQ

Here's two to start you off, skip the first 45 secs of the second link
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>>29879888
check'd, also i tried to reply but ended up being muted for 15 mins and replying to something else instead
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>Rap music
I can't for the life of me find the appeal.
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>>29879891
don't show him those faggot showhim a 40kbps radio rip of d double shitting through a plastic tube or don't recommend anything at all
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>>29879937
>rap

U DID IT CHAMP
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>>29879891
The instrumental behind the first one was admirable but didn't really come together but that second one, yeah, why is this guy not miles popular than Stormzizie that kind of reminded me of cLOUDDEAD. Thanks man that was nice to hear, notice how his lyrics actually fucking said something interesting. His lyrical breaks are impressive to be honest reminds me of the more conscious stuff.

I guess people just want to listen to music made by the alpha with no talent so they can emulate him.
It's the polar opposite of selling Bieber to underage girls.
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>>29880015
get back to programming the voxel engine
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>>29879937
>I only listen to bit-pop and dubstep
>and the rock my dad introduced me to
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>>29880045
I have absolutely no clue what you meant by that, do you think I'm a software dev?
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>>29880015
Yeah the second one is my favourite thing he's done, usually it is the loud ignorant shit that gets the most popularity though but real grime artists with deeper songs do exist. They'll get their time to shine when everyone gets bored of 'look at my skeng bruv i'll smack u in ur face bruv do u wanna by an 8th bruv'
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>they didn't pick up grime in 2003

pleb
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>>29880015
Also worth noting he was 16 when that was recorded, six fucking teen.
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>>29879649
check out akala's fire in the booth, any of em
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>>29880078
I can see why people like him, well, some people do loud, ignorant shit well (see Kanye) except what they usually forget is that it requires more virtuosity to be obnoxious naturally (see his production skill in comparison to most.)

Most of these underground rappers say at the start of the mix that 'they are the best rapper in ___' and then fucking flunk the whole thing, it makes it so much worse. I'm sure humility will enter the charts sooner or later, I'm not expecting a candle in the wind type affair, I'd just like to hear something with passion replacing the need to remind everyone how good they are. Rakim and to an extent Eminem are the only MCs who have had a history of flaunting non-stop and having merit, it's like a 2/1000??? success rate. But yeah, I'll give more a listen when I get the chance dude.
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>>29880088
>they aren't listening to 2004 recordings of earz taking a shower

kek...
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>not posting the best grime video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBT0vhU_6yI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p6lI-FZFaU

This is 90% of 67's fanbase
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>>29876996
yeah trap music is better. itd be good if niggers could do what whites do when they play games like postal 2 and have fun but not go out and massacre but seems like niggers if they listen to music entertainment that talks about crime they have to go commit crime. this paragraph is probably a mess but im lazy and miserable fuck off
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>>29876810

Looks like Lukaku tbqhwyf
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>>29880708
Create some art dude.
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>>29879888
wileyposter here. You'd think grime "fans" would know about the guy who invented grime
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>>29876810

Rapper A "disses" Rapper B
Rapper C goes to Rapper A's ends
Rapper D joins him in the murder of Rapper A
Rappers E to Z mourn for their "brother" in heaven with a new mixtape

Sorry. This semen-slurping "Stormzy" won't do it for me just like the other nignogs in this washed up industry. Thanks for trying, though.
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>>29880317
IM NOT A MOOK
IM NOT A MOOK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blX5BqCvjpM
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>>29880088
this innit

if you havent got your own stash of white labels where you at tho
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