If you could fuck Katya as many times as you want, but every time you do it a wizard takes 1 year off your life, how many times would you fuck her?
>>29874619
jokes on you, this board is filled with wizards that can counteract such witchcraft
...four times, each with the intent of impregnation
>>29874619
Just once. But it would never end.
>>29874619
I'd fuck her till i die
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She looks boring desu and she owes me 5 dollars
Fuck her til I've got one year left then shitpost endlessly about it here until death.
I'd do it for Anzu, at least 4 times
>>29874823
why not just once on cam and shitpost about it for 50 years?
>>29874619
>not fucking her until you die
>not wanting to die
>>29874619
Who says how long I should live? I could fuck her a thousand times.
Does the wizard go by the current life expectancy, as calculated by the UN population thingy for 2016?
If not then I'm going by true human lifespan. Which is infinite if not destroyed by environmental effects.>the wizard rolls his eyes and drops my lifespan to 1 more year and makes sure katya hates me unconditionally
She is cute and all but that is a shit deal desu