Whelp. I'm gonna die.
My right testicle has been aching for a month now and decided to do a good rub down of the balls, just to make sure, and I found a lump. A painful hard lump.
As a regular robot, the idea of actually going to the doctor and having her actually see my penis or touch my balls terrifies me, so I'm just going to die from cancer instead.
Literally just go to a doctor, do you want to die?
>>29871512
just get your nut cut off you weren't using it anyway
>>29871569
I think I'd rather die than have to show someone my baby penis
Go to a doctor. For the love of god go to a doctor. If you don't indescribable misery and agony the likes of which you have not considered await.
It might be just varicocelle. Go to a doctor and don't be afraid.
The survival rate of testicular cancer is 99%.
>>29871569
>>29871607
>>29871691
>>29871700
Fuck off normies. A normalfag doctor won't help a robot, they'll just take one look at his dick and laugh.
>>29871721
Is that because they cut off the balls
>>29871569
>>29871691
You faggots really don't understand anything, why are you even here you GODDAMN FUCKING NORMIE CUNTS
>>29871512
You need to go to a doctor ASAP at any sign of pain in your testicles. They'll poke and prod yes, but pain is only temporary. Your health is permanent. If you wait too long, say sayonara to your balls. Go now.
>DURRRE MUH ANXIETY
>HURR DURR LOOK AT HOW FUCKING RETARDED I AM LOL ID RATHER DIE A SLOW, AGONIZING DEATH THAN TALK TO A HUMAN BEING
Good. You deserve it.
>>29871765
Yup
But only the one with the cancer
You'll be a'ight
talking to someone about your baby dick and balls will feel like you're dead
having full blown cancer will make you dead
just remember that most doctors have seen more small dicks than you have watching trap porn you're entire life
>>29871734
As a Medfag I assure you that it is quite offlimits to laugh at your patients in front of them.
>Let it keep growing and it will eventually grow so fucking big it will kill you in a horribly painful way, if it hasnt spread to the rest of the body already.
>Go with a doctor, Have some tests taken, then have your balls cut off, Enjoy lack of testosterone fag.
Also, please shave and clean your groin. The job is hard enough already.
>>29871911
>in front of them.
So you'll probably end up laughing at him behind his back instead. You think he doesn't know this?
Same thing happened to me family. It's 99% most likely a cyst and the pain will subside when the inflammation lowers. The urologist will literally just tell you to take Advil, unless it's golf ball sized and needs surgery.
You aren't dying yet m8... One day we will get that release
>>29871911
>in front of them
So you're still gonna laugh at us robots behind our backs. I hope you trip into a pile of medical waste, you normie cunt.
>>29871911
> my ball with the lump is twice the size of the other ball
Fuck it's pretty much guaranteed I have cancer.
>>29871939
Yes, Doctors laugh about their patients when they arent around.
Got something new, faggot?
>>29871964
Yes, faggot.
Whatcha gonna do nigger?
>>29871969
Then fucking go to a Doctor already, before it metas somewhere else.Cancer doesnt fuck around
Just go to the fucking doctor you retard.
>>29871911
>tfw I'm going to die because I don't want to force someone to handle my junk
>>29871991
>just go to a doctor
>yeah of course we laugh at you
You must be trolling or retarded, the first means you aren't a doctor, the second means you shouldn't be. Fuck off normie.
>>29871969
Just go ta a doctor for a check up you idiot, because if you let that shit stay you may as well end up dying in a short amount of a while from the insane amounts of pain and whatever else can happen. Why in the fuck would a doctor laugh at you in the first place anyway?
Do they let you keep your ball in a jar or something when they cut it out? What's the coolest thing I can do with my ball? I'll call the doc in the morning.
I want to make a desk ornament out of it or something.
>>29872018
Fuck off faggot.
Of fucking course doctors laugh at you when you arent around, Specially of fatties.
No, in fact we fucking hate you, we hate seeing your faggot asses coming all fucked up to the Hospital because you have been dismissing your obvious health issues.
We prefer by FAR to deal with some faggot exaggerating some common symptoms than some faggot at the verge of dying who is going to take several staff and drugs to cure.
And i am not a Doctor,yet.
>>29872066
No, Hazardous waste is thrown into the red bags and incinerated.
They may let you see some photos or see it before they burn it, but no fucking way you are leaving with them.
At least not here.
>>29872102
Tom green got to keep his ball.
>>29872102
>OP has obvious anxiety about seeing a doctor
>You come in here and candidly talk about how they do indeed laugh at you
Why even post? You're just making it worse for him like a complete retard. Let's be honest, you just want to tell the losers on /r9k/ about how you're good enough to get into medschool - just fuck off and go tell some normies instead. They'll be more impressed.
Most people that interact with you whiny faggots laugh at you afterwards. Get over it.
Don't like being made fun of? Then stop being faggots. Stop acting like you don't have control over your behavior.
>>29872149
Nigger, I fucking hate medschool , Normalfags all around, i feel pity for their future patients.
And we arent going to convince him that Doctors are pure and kind and wont laugh at you or feel pity. Yes they will but wont do it in front of him.
Now if the Cancer fag is still around, go to a fucking Doctor or you will regret it.
You may even get some weed if you are a degenerate who likes it.
>>29871512
GO TO THE DOCTORS NOW. I JUST HAD MY TRSTICLE REMOVED TWO WEEKS AGO. It saved my life!!! it isn't that bad and you need it done. Please please see a doctor.
>>29871512
OP just kill yourself if you plan on dying from the cancer, it's a lot less painful
But we know you won't because you're just as afraid of death if not more than the social stigma. It's just easy for you to say you would prefer the death because it's still an abstract concept and not an actual reality. Fuck off you are the worst kind of robot, the one who lies to himself and then comes here to complain like he actually matters. People like Elliot and Eggman are a lot more relatable because they aren't useless fags like you and either made a decisive action for the better (Eggman) or worse (Gentleman). You're just choosing death by inaction but we all know you're going to call 911 as soon as it hurts a little
>>29872224
I live where it's legal, and I don't like it, gets me to up in my head no matter if it's high cbd or thc. Pot just ain't my thing, realized that after smoking with a dealer for a few years, so mass quantity and quality all day. I'm calling the doc tomorrow and probably trim my balls.
So looking forward to someone squeezing my nuts and then eventually ultrasounding my nuts.
I had a lump on my ball once. Went to docs they did sona gram on my balls. Found blood vessels on my ball so they cut the ball out. Found cancer on it had chemo few months later then they did lymph node direction cause I had some scar tissue from chemo. They cut you open and take out some fat in your back. Tomorrow I have my 2 year check up if I pass i should have beat cancer. Cool side affect about lymph node direction is you have a dry orgasm aka retrograde ejaculation
>>29872363
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Image result for retrograde ejaculation
Retrograde ejaculation refers to the entry of semen into the bladder instead of going out through the urethra during ejaculation.
What. That sounds awful.
>>29872403
Nah man its just like a regular orgasm but nothing comes out and you piss it all out later. For chronic masturbater like it's perfect cause I never have to clean anything
>>29872149
I assume that any job involving some contact with the public involves brutally mocking said public behind their backs, as a nearly universal rule. So yes the doctors are probably going to make fun of you OP, but they're doing it to blow off steam and you shouldn't take it personally. They're allowed to be dicks if they're saving your life.
senpai I have to let you know.
That I am a grower.
My dick is nothing to be ashamed of.
But 99% of the time I'm not erect it is in a fucking 2 inch baby penis state.
Every single woman I've ever been with has laughed at my flacid penis.
I once jacked off in a doctors waiting room to avoid the exact problem you described. Can't possibly have a doctor seeing my shrunken penis.
Just pretend ur a grower senpai.
Nobody in their right mind would ever pretend to have this suffering so nobody will doubt your story about actuaLLY Having a huge dick.
On the positive note a woman is going to touch your genitaals .
>>29871512
She sees small 60 year old penises on a Daily basis, Who would she care about yours?
>people on here being afraid of going to the fucking doctor even though they're already afraid of some lump or health issue.
this is like the third thread of the same damn fucking thing, once a guy posted a picture of his balls and they were so fucking disgusting, lumps everywhere and he still was afraid to go.
what the fuck is wrong with you fucking retards, we don't need your dumbass genetics anyway i guess.
die
>>29872149
desu it might be better to confirm the worse case scenario than pretend that it totally definitely isn't going to happen ever ever.
Now that you have realized that laughing doctors after you leave is the worst thing that can happen you can begin to make peace with that fact.
doctors are absolute shit until you start doing the whole dying thing then they are pretty fantastic
something that could normally end your life just becomes a painful few days
It becomes a shitty memory. One that you may look fondly on. Hah, I almost died. That happened to me my tongue basically swelled up like a basketball and they had me in the ICU.
I was out in like four days.
I could have easily died if I was any slower driving there and shit.
There's a lot of shitty parts of life, but there's good things too, and I have moments where I'm just glad to be alive. Its a good feeling, although I know it will end someday, and my health is going downhill, and there might be even worse things in store for me yet.
I'm scared.
But I guess that's life.
I won't choose death over life. Its that simple to me. I think most here would say the same. They have things they like about living although its painful.
>soft dick is 3inches long, 3 inches girth
>erect cock is 6.75 inches long, 6.5 inches girth
>Mfw I drop my pants for a physician
>>29871512
Hey friend. Do you have any dental problems?
>>29871653
>>29871734
>>29871766
Then die slowly in horrible pain. Who cares.
"here lies anon, who was ashamed to show his peepee to the doctor so he died because the cancer in his nutsack metastasized everywhere haha what a dumbass, rip in peace idiot" [offered by Chad Bradius Chaddington III, anon's best friend.]
>>29871857
>>29871765
thats now true , my cousin didn't had to cut of his balls, but even if they do they will put you a fake 1 inside so its still looks real.
but yeah the survival rate is 99% and the 1 % that dies are usually the very old people who are weak.
>>29872149
>>29872102
my friend is a doctor and he actually never talks about his patients,but he often talks he is too tired and he has bigger problems then to waste time laughing about someone.
>>29873159
that's normal though, physicians dont give a shit and are probably just relieved it's not covered in warts
>>29874755
Yeah I told myself this but it was pretty awkward pulling my underwear down and revealing my tiny soft dick that was even smaller due to the discomfort of the situation.
>tfw not sure if I have ball cancer
wat do
>>29871911
I've definitely been caught red handed laughing at patients or their families right outside their room
