>be me in highschool
>arranged seating
>I'm seated next to the class chad
>in front of us are two stacies
>one of them is my oneitis
>have literature class
>teacher doesn't even care what her pupils are doing
>stacies turn around and start talking with chad
>oneitis says she must ask chad something she doesn't want me to know
>in my supple little brain I though she wanted to ask chad on advice how to seduce me
>that's why she doesn't me to hear it
>she likes me but she is too shy
>I'm all like aww come on I can hear it too, I want tell anyone
>her stacy friend and chad both say it's fine let's just get on with it
>this is it, the moment of my life, oneitis will confess her love to me
>C-chad I had a dream last night
>a sexual dream, involving you and me
>oh come on bby was that all, nothin special bby
>...
>JUST
>overheard two classmates loudly yelling about one of their parents finding a condom from last night
i want to kill myself because they were both disgusting and the thought makes me wanna puke unironically
Everyone in town knows I did gay shit when I was younger because I autistically told everyone for EPIC WIN XD or what have you niggas
please don't make me remember things
All the last 18 or so years, im honestly looking forward to everyone else dying
>>29871456
identfy yourself
>>29871128
Can you put a capital on the first letter of your names please.
It's hard to understand otherwise.
>you now remember that time you tried talking to her
>you now remember that time you tried to get her attention
>you now remember that time you tried to impress her
>you now remember that time you tried to ask her out
You're welcome
i used to piss my pants in the second grade and then tell everyone because i thought it was funny
the teach always made me go to the principal and they kept a box of extra underwear there because of me
the principal wanted to hold me back a year
>>29871552
Thanks!
>see a girl in hs gym class
>give her a little wave most days before
>she waves back most days, sometimes with a smile
>add her on facebook and do the beta orbit
>ask her out one day through facebook
>she never responds
Turns out she had a kid recently, and got braces. Still likes showing off her body, which is surprisingly still pretty fuckin' good.
Also pic related is one I hate but I love pulling it out because apparently it's a fucking brutal rejection.
come on anons, come one, come all
tell us all your embarassing stories
>>29871581
I pissed my pants once. traumatizing
>middle school
>guy I have a crush on a comes up to me
>"hey femanon I think you're really cute"
>confused, but I say thank you
>hear derisive laughter nearby
>all of his friends are laughing at me
>a few of my classmates who overheard this exchange are laughing at me
>he is also laughing at me
>oh
>walk away
>hear from behind me "that's fucking disgusting dude"
so thanks austin for taking away the last shred of self-esteem I had
>be me
>19
>community college
>cute girl always sits next to me in my sociology class, front of the class because I'm a good student
>same shit everyday, just the occasional hello and such, nothing more
>was in a good mood one day
>she sits down, says hello and is fumbling with her phone
>she drops it
>my catlike reflexes kick into overdrive and I go to catch it
>instead of catching the phone I smack it directly into the wall in front of room
>now would be a good time to mention that the front wall is solid brick
>explosion.jpg
>she stares horrified at the wall and turns to me with the same horrified look
>literally say, whoopsie! like a fucking autist
>grab my shit and high tail it out of class
>sit in my car and drop the class via my non-shattered phone
>I didn't like the class anyway I guess
>Be me in 8th grade
>Sister is popular and introduced me to people
>Her friends had a cousin a year younger than me
>Honestly around a 6/10, little fat and circular face, annoying walrus laugh
>We're friends for half a year, she says she likes me
>Wants to go somewhere with me
>thisismymoment
>She lives nearby, so we just walk to a nearby park
>just talking and stuff
>Want to get on top of stairs, but she blocks my way
>I try to kiss her on the cheek
>Thought i'd trigger a flag or something
>She ignores it, literally no reaction
>uhh
>nothing else happens, eventually go home feeling empty
>Find out later through Facebook that she started going out with someone else
wish i had something funny to share
>>29872277
Ever been part of a two-fer?
>totally socially incompetent to the point of being institutionalized 3 times before graduating high school
>no choice but to hang out with the burnouts, weirdos, and the ugliest possible girls
>consider self to have a very open mind when in reality just can't do better even though fairly attractive
>part of friend circle is the ugliest beast -- gravely voice, eyes pointing in different directions, one leg shorter than the other, cannot walk straight, literally hobbles
>she isn't stupid so we have things to talk about
>just trying to be a good guy by being her friend and talking in hallway
>popular kid who I thought was my friend because he was nice to me a few times walks by
>"hey, anon, are you gonna hit that or what?"
>she looks away, embarrassed, because she knows how disgusted I am
>I go red in the face from the laughter at my expense
>I have nothing to say to save her feelings or to stand up for myself
I-I trusted you, n-normie...
>>29872277
london normie pls go
>>29871754
>CLASSIC image.jpg
>dumb phoneposter
>fuckin'
>doesn't understand how his picture is a brutal rejection
Kill yourself, you little normie faggot. Fuck off our board.
>>29871552
That hit me like a fucking train on steroids
>>29871128
>Be me
>Grade 11
>Lunch time
>Sitting alone eating lunch
>When from behind me I suddenly hear
>Stacey likes Anon
>My hopes rise as I think this is finally my chance
>But then I hear "Ew no Anon is gross"
>I was right there
10 years later and it still burns
>>29871128
Not my memory but of an equally autistic friend of mine and I bet it makes him want to kill himself
>be him
>be in middle school
>be in science class seated in a table with my friend and 10/10 qt aryan oneitis
>find that fart noise that you can do by putting your palms on your mouth and blowing hilarious
>oneitis does it and giggles
>"alright check this out"
>put my palms on my mouth
>try to blow air through my mouth
>oh shit
>booger splurges from my nostrils all over the table
>some even gets on oneitis
>hfw is pic related
>try to say "s-s-sorry" with booger-covered hand on hiding my mouth and nose
>everyone is staring at me
>rush to the bathroom and don't leave until the day is over
>>29871128
This one also makes me want to die
>Be me
>Geography class
>10/10 qt 3.14159 oneitis comes over and sits RIGHT beside me
>I stare down at the desk completely silent
>She gets up and leave after a while to go sit with her friends
what the fuck is wrong with me why didn't i say anything
>at female friend's house
>a couple of weeks before prom
>she's talking to her dad about not having a date for prom
>"well why don't you two go together"
>we both stare blankly at each other and say nothing
It was in that moment I realized, I was destined to never have gf.
>>29872331
>FemanonYou just had to shoehorn in some indication that you were female so you could get attention from white knights and orbiters, huh? Shut the fuck up and kill yourself, whore.
>>29873803
because you had absolutely nothing to say
I know this feel too
>>29873591
>Stacey likes Anon
So it seems the Stacy was talking about you in a way which would make her friends think she is somewhat interested in you, despite you being a loser
>Ew no anon is gross
Could be an attempt to save face in front of her friends. It could've been a mean joke. It could've been exactly what you think it is. These social interactions are hard to dissect when I'm not there.
> be 12
> would call my friend on his house phone everyday to ask him to come out
> one day this lady says to do something than it beeps
wut
> never really understood how voicecall works always thought you'd had to hurry up and leave a mesaage BEFORE the beep
> it beeps too fucking soon
> 30 mesaages all of me swearing and raging at the telephone lady
FFW
> times are rough can't really find a job but dad hooks me up to be the janny at a local HS
> one time had to call the school director
> voice message
> routinely swear like a sailor at the telephone whore
> get fired
xd
