Why is this game so autistic? Literally anywhere there is artwork there are at least 5-6 autistic kids near it. End my suffering.
>tfw i'm one of those autistic kids running around catching pokemon
y-yeah, this game really is autistic, haha! it's for losers!
I drove around my block today catching pokemon. I feel like an idiot. i'm not going to play anymore
>tfw no data
shit sucks
i have the game on my phone tho and it works when i'm near wifi. can i just go to the places anyway to hit on qts or will it just be autists?
This shit is so fucking gay and all it does is rape your battery and data.
I grew out of pokemon, but augmented reality is cool.
Imagine making boffer swords and having goggles that can see the monsters from monster hunter/ a health bar and you have to go to a new area on google maps
>>29870681
No because that shit is gay as fuck. Fucking beta nigger thinking about video games gtfo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJG4aEtKeUw
Filthy Frank's take on this is spot on. It's fucking shit. I have no idea why people care about this piece of shit geocaching "game". They would drink a gallon of liquidized rhinoceros shit if it said "Nintendo Pokemon" on it.
It's a Burger King/McDonald's toy as an app. Total garbage.
>>29870706
It's just exercise.
No one has to know.
Drive out to some remote area with some friends and go at it.
>>29870749
>tfw you have no friends to play with
>>29870783
who cares? just go out yourself, at the rate everyone is playing this game, you'll end up grouped with 30 something people hunting down a psyduck or some shit
>>29870805
But I don't want to be gay
>>29870805
I'm not talking about Pokemon GO faggots. >>29870783
I'm talking about Monster Hunter with goggles. While you're running around swinging around heavy weapons and building muscles you can hunt while in nature and find cool items and stuff. If you live in really cool areas it could be like a cave finding thing where it has night vision and detects certain metals you can mine, or find cool items / fight skeletons and shit
>>29870862
Hunt deer and fish and elk and stuff, the augmented reality is just something to pass the time with in between hanging out/ hiking, you could be out in nature for like an entire summer and have a blast.
Backpackings cool though too...
>>29870862
Can you imagine how fucking stupid that would be?
"Hey put on these fucking ten pound goggles so we can swing giant-ass anime swords in a virtual reality world in the middle of the woods."
>>29870900
No, you'd get stronger, faster, simulate real battle like your ancestors did. It'd be like hunting a mammoth but way cooler
>>29870921
>ancestors looking down above
>see obese weeb with goggles on flailing around a sword
>tfw
>>29870900
When you have to run away or chase the monster your genes which were created by chasing animals would awaken and your desperation to win would disregard the need for food or water, something your ancestors didn't have easy access to, it would be an all or nothing struggle and you'd get way WAY stronger than just doing a little cardio at the gym or something.
>>29870996
That makes no fucking sense you nigger keemstar ifunny filthyfrank faggot with no nigger-sense or anything to be a nigger with im saying nigger more than a ku klux klan member in a kfc line
>>29870976
That's not how it would be, fighting skeletons would make you have to dodge and shit, monsters will make you have to jump out of the way, have you even played monster hunter dude? Or any good combat game like Chivalry? I have a good degree and can spend my spare time having fun, in fact I plan to travel outside the US and get a nice Estonian or Finnish girl since all the spoiled whores here repulse me, and I'm not that rich, just enough to live comfortably. So yeah, I'm not insecure and need to spend every moment working or going to bars to try and look cool.
How do the pokemon locations work? Do they occur randomly or mapped out in specific locations?
>>29871095
They occur at places with artwork like a city mural or a grafitti sign or some random ass shit like a Popeye's parking lot.
HYPNOSIS THREAD NOW POST YOUR BEST HYPNO PORN
>want to play
>see gyms changing and lures being used
>never leave the house
I don't even have shit spawning in my house like other faggots do.
>>29871095
Niantic imported these "landmarks" from their earlier game, Ingress, where those locations were created and tagged by players
>>29870023
i've had this game for three days and im still not a high enough level to go to the gym and my nearest gym is a whole mile away it fucking sucks but i still do it because im a pokemon loving autist
>>29870728
>butthurt because people are going out, having fun, meeting people and getting exercise as he sits in his dark room playing warhammer RTS from the late 90s over and over
>>29871042
What's your degree in? I want something that pays well so I can leave the US
this game ruined pokemon. fuck anybody that plays this shit.
