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Why shouldn't I just go to escort bots? I'm seriously
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Why shouldn't I just go to escort bots? I'm seriously about to text the number.
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>>29869779
You should just make sure "She" isn't a trap or a cop
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Expensive.

Potentially illegal depending on where you are and what sort of "services" you'll be paying for.

Doesn't really count as losing your virginity to well adapted individuals.
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It's probably a cop, or someone who's planning to rob you.
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>>29869779
I couldn't see why not unless you have a problem with it.

Get sex, some confidence and some experience. And hopefully no STDs.

It might not be fully legal though.

And you might regret it someday because it's less cute than losing your virginity to whatever else really, but let's be honest, we're not cute and "pure", we're just freaking robots.

Personally, I wouldn't want to do it. I don't care enough about the sex. I'm not motivated enough for the other things. I'd have for force myself through it. I think it would just make me more depressed. Because it's not what I really want, but it's somewhat close to it... Maybe I'm just being a wuss.
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>>29869779
>why shouldn't i

STDs are why you shouldn't. For srs, AIDs will ruin your life, Herpes will make life a pain in the ass.

They aren't anything to joke around about tbqh
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>>29870013
>not knowing that condoms exist
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>>29869779

aids. is it really that hard to find a desparate ugly chick on tinder?

at least the pussy will be tight and no aids
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>>29869779
>paying money for sex
>when you can just deny the will


Why?
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>>29869779
Oh just don't.

Drink a beer, jerk off, chill, and think about it. Tomorrow go to a bar or something, step out of your comfort zone. If you have the courage to text a slut/cop then you can meet women irl
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>>29870188

>desperate girl on tinder

kek probably even worse of a chance of aids than wearing a rubber with a high end escort
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>>29869807
>Expensive

only if you're fucking dirt poor

>potentially illegal

only in burgerland

>doesn't count as losing your virginity

yes it does. Penis in vagina = virginity lost, get out of here with your spiritual bullshit
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She wont look like that OP
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>>29869779
It ain't worth your money, mate. I went to one, but the experience was meh, even though I read up on the forums that she's one of the best and gives a natural "girlfriend" experience.

Just not worth it. Also, her cunt won't even get wet on you and you'll have trouble feeling anything thanks to how overridden her vagina will be and the fact that you'll have to use a condom.
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How is a person with no car who lives with thier parents supposed to fuck an escort? I also don't want to catch a disease from human garbage
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>>29870358
Public transport and you go to her place. That's pretty normal and it's how it usually goes. Also you use a condom. Read up some reviews on the internet.
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>>29870382
like i'm going to walk over three miles to the bus stop and figure out all the convoluted routes to fuck an overpriced sewer woman
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>>29870358
>male who lives with his parents and has no car

You ARE human garbage.
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>>29870446
you're a normalfag stop posting and leave you don't belong here
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>>29870438
Where do you live? Here in Europe prostitutes rent their own flats and you just go to them, get a quick shower, so does she, and then you fuck her.

>i'm going to walk over three miles to the bus stop and figure out all the convoluted routes
Just get some maps or bus stop maps on your phone? If you're not willing to do that then don't bother.
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