>>29869768
>who stays in and jacks off all day.
there's your answer
that's how your college life will be

>>29869796
but how can i jack off and watch hentai when my roommates in the room?

>>29869833
>tfw I literally jacked off to hentai pretty much every day in freshman year

your roommate will leave and sleep sometimes
you will have to fap while he is sleeping if you want to fap everyday

>>29869895
god fucking damn it

should i join a frat?

>>29869833
shit broh, put a sock on the door knob or something let your roomie know you are getting funky with your waifu

or give up the fapping.
and put on your best normie mask

>>29869921
>should i join a frat?

I honestly have no knowledge of what happens inside one other than turbo normie activities
I know they throw parties sometimes but I have no clue what else they do

I wouldn't, it's dumb as fuck

>>29869768
>How do you function in college as a robot?
By blowing your brains out so you can snuff out the pain and avoid the inevitable feelings of worthlessness when you make terrible grades and are mocked by all of your peers.

>>29869768
The same way that you've lived that last two decades. You'll put in the minimal effort when forced to, and then you pursue your own asocial interests the rest of the time.

If you chose a good major, you'll graduate, get a decent enough job, and continue life the same way until you die.

If you chose a shit major, you'll either be forced to take a minimum wage job to support yourself until you die, or you'll live off familial charity until you die.