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Gay/Bi thread
You know the drill. Ask me, or anyone willing, anything about the homosexual side of life, have gay discussion and laugh at people who want us to go to /lgbt/.
I'm tired as fuck but still need to make the thread edition.I don't post pics or do anything /soc/ related. If you want to get everyone's dick hard with some pics then go ahead. Try to keep the /soc/ stuff like meetups and info sharing to a minimum please
>>29869280
do you suck dick? If so whats it like
How do i meet other gays without using grindr? Im a typical looking guy and nothing outwardly defines me as gay. I was thinking a small rainbow button, but im not sure.
>>29869280
How can I slim down my thighs if I'm trying to look cute? All the fat goes straight past my stomach, and to my thighs, and it fucking triggers me that I cant get rid of it.
Hey, I've been in a gay LDR for about a month, he lives across the country but I went out to visit him about a month ago.
Been really happy, yeah.
>>29869371
I met mine on a gay IRC, I wouldn't use grindr unless you are just looking for hookups. If I recall correctly tinder has a gay section. The button is a good idea if you are socially receptive.
>>29869451
"Spot fat reduction" is a myth sadly, your body loses fat in areas based mostly on genetics. What is your bmi? If you lose weight the fat will come off there as well as other places.
>>29869365
It's satisfyinG.
Depending on your ability it is either demeaning or controlling. As someone who prides myself in quality dick sucking it's much more like I own their penis than them dominating me.
Penises are extremely responsive and are constantly twitching and pulsing. Feeling another person actually involuntarily twitch and contract in response to you is a very thrilling feeling. The way they slide their fingers in your hair and constantly move around uncontrollably is instant satisfaction. You know you're doing a good job, you know they want more.
If they take care of their skin it's also very soft and "nice" feeling.
>>29869371
You can participate in gay things or go to gay places. If gay bars and clubs aren't your scene go to things like adult dance recitals and amateur theater.
>>29869451
I don't know much of anything about how to exercise. I just go to a gym and do ab stuff and treadmills. Occasionally I'll do some triceps stuff to tone my arms.
Maybe it's something diet related? It's not really a topic I know much about.
>>29869540
>What is your bmi?19.5, is that bad or anything? I don't know shit about BMI.
How come gay men always pics of anime girls?
>>29869670
Because we can.Apparently we're shills or something using something a lot of bots like to bait them into being gay. Honestly I have no idea how to make people gay though.
>>29869618
No, you don't really want a lower bmi than that. Fat distribution is due primarily to hormones, that is why trans people's fat redistributes when taking hrt.
Thick thighs are yummy, but regardless you should do daily exercise.
>>29869670
Because 2D waifus are justice
>>29869753
Shouldn't it be husbandos tho? It's weird to me that you're gay but apparently obsessed with girls.
>>29869587
oh interesting, sounds hot
>>29869753
>No, you don't really want a lower bmi than that.
Alright then, I'l keep up the exorcise.
>>29869670
because 2d girls are QT and pure!
>>29869792
It is because they aren't actually girls, they are drawings with very idealized and often inferred personalities. Equating them to females is really an odd thing. They just have a sense of cuteness about them by intention of the creator.
I personally don't really like 2D boys, unless it is furry femboys really. 2D boys are typically self insert fulfillment for most and I have no need of that.
Don't know, just don't find 2D boys to be relateable in any way
>>29869863
>because 2d girls are QT and pure!
Pretty much this
>>29869280
Do you get any shit from people for being gay and if so how bad is it?
>>29869959
I have had two people stare at my bf and I when we were walking around holding hands but no one has said anything. Not sure how I'll react if someone where to say something.
what's your opinion on gay wizards?
>>29869959
Personally I am bisexual. Shockingly not in an attention-whoring way. I have nearly equal attraction towards men and women. I have a preference towards women on the topic of relationships. In terms of sex and sex alone I have no preference.
I never really got all that much shit for not being straight. I went to a very diverse high school where true bullying was not really a thing. Bullying essentially stopped after I completed junior high. My sexuality was never really a known thing until the summer after my freshman year of high school. Everyone just assumed I was a slightly eccentric straight guy.
I know that some people disliked me for my sexuality but I never recieved any sort of bullying or prejudice directly. I particpated in theater, choir, baseball and phitography/film. Three of those things had plenty of gay people or SJWs so they would proactively support and accept me.
In baseball I played with a lot of guys that I had known for a long time so they didn't really change all that much when it was known that I like penis inside of my butt too. I had never tried to do anything to them in the past and they didn't expect me to.
I would get the occasional shit talk from players from other schools who knew about my sexuality. I was pretty decent so I just let my play do the talking.
I would say that I am EXTREMELY lucky. VERY VERY little people had an experience like me.
>>29870138
Are they cute?
>tripfag attentionwhoring
are we ever gonna get a gay/bi thread that ISN'T hijacked by the trip menace?
>>29870169
Oops I forgot my trip.
Like I said. I'm pretty tired.
>>29870169
well, I don't really know. maybe, maybe not. A girl my brother was friends said I was cute, but that was like 7 years ago.
I just wanted to know what gays thought of gay virgins past 20.
>>29870216
I only use a trip in these threads. I use it so people know that it is me answering their questions as the OP. That is actually the original purpose for using a trip code.
Please don't try to paint my diligence nevatively to fit your narrative. I don't care about whatever distaste you have towards trip code users. I use mine for its correct purpose.
>>29870254
My first bf was 22 and he was a virgin, don't give up anon. I feel we gays are much more receptive to virgins than our straight counterparts.
In fact I preferred him a virgin because I never had sex with a boy before him, so I didn't want to have to meet someones expectations.
I, now certainly, would have no problems with a virgin. Grooming is enjoyable in general and can be really cute with the right person
You all about into the zexuality meme (z for Zion and hopefully zyklon)
Being gay is a mental illness. How can I help you see the light?
>>29870355
By not baitposting.
WHY
ARE
THEY
ALWAY
SSSSTTTTRRAAAIIIGHHHTTTTT SHSGSGAUAUSVSB
AHHHHH FUCK THIS WHY DO I ALWAYS FALL FOR THEM
>>29870413
I'm sorry anon.
I cannot say I know this feel because I have only ever been attracted to people who are REALLY gay.
Keep trying anon-kun
Have you looked for people in prominently gay communities?
>>29870460
I barely look because ashamedfag
I hate myself tbqh
He's my friend I shouldnt do this
>>29870328
Thank you, I'm 23 currently but soon 24. Truthfully I've never really tried due to being so reclusive but I haven't given up.
>>29870413
sucks, I had a friend who I liked and he was straight (ofc). I don't have friends anymore but he let me hold his hand a few times.
>>29870484
It really makes me sad to hear when boys hate themselves for being gay.
I really hope you can get pass that soon, anon, I really do.
>>29870485
Well you have to be less reclusive!
Try to meet some new people and make some new friends, even if they aren't gay or what you want in a partner you can at least make some friends,
>>29870485
That's adorable. I'm khv. I wish he'd let me hold his hand
>>29870554
Maybe when I hit 22. I'm only 21.
Oh look it's the fucking normie thread.
>>29870484
he's not your friend, you want to bone him... stop lying homofags...
>>29869280
would you rather have someone approach you who is mysterious or confident?
>I seem to have both at my disposal, but I dont know which to lean on more
>>29870677
For guys I like them to be reserved but strong. Obnoxiously flamboyant gay men can really annoy me.
For girls I like them to be quiet and soft spoken. I like girls who really put thought into what they say and value being comfortable and at peace together.
>>29870554
Yeah, I do need to try, I would like friends.
>>29870583
I hugged him a few times too, but he didn't like it so I stopped.
All I want is a cute, tall white guy to absolutely destroy me from behind while he calls me racial slurs like gook and chink. Is that so much to ask for?
WHY
WON'T
HE
LIKE
ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29870769
hnnnng that is hot as fuck anon
>>29870800
?
>>29870769
so is racial humiliation your fetish? Or general humiliation?
>tfw no one to call me a faggot and break me down
>>29870554
>he doesn't hate himself for being gay/bisexual
Fuck you normie
>>29870769
post gook pucci
>>29870738
thank you for the response. I've always been pretty reserved, but friendly. Don't know if that renders the "strong silent type" useless.
Being funny and social usually got me pretty far. I'll keep quiet from now on, see how that goes.
>>29870866
>funny and social
Why do you "people" come here?
>>29870817
General. But if it was racial and specialized I think I would burst immediately.
>>29870846
I don't have any, but I took this a couple weeks ago at night.
>>29870841
I'm sorry anon, it is the saddest thing when one hates themselves.
>>29870887
For much the same reasons as you, I'd imagine
>>29869280
What's the biggest thing you've put in your ass?
>>29870925
>muh feels
>omfg guiz I'm leik a huge weaboo I'm not a normie right
you got a board
there was literally a board made to cater to your fetish yet still you will not relent
you are without relent
you people are relent-less
you have proven that the slippery slope is not a fallacy but reality
this is not a matter that is pertained to 4chan it can be applied in real life as well
the second we stopped arresting sodomites they started pleading for "marriage"" rights
the second they got that they started pining for transgendered rights
you give them an inch
tell me what will come after this
what will be the next exiting step on this ladder descending down to hell on which our society is threading
pedophilia?
bestiality?
oh how fun
life really is like a box of chocolates
you never know what strain of medically resistant STD is going to be the next hip thing
gotten your neg holes pozed yet?
Go to /lgbt/ its filled with people like you
OC comin through
>>29870966
Why so angry anon-kun
Feels are the primary driving factor for most people, you should feel good about yourself. If you don't feel good about yourself than you need to change yourself or accept yourself.
>>29871016
TL:DR
>>29870887
It was more of a mask I had to build out of necessity. I think if others knew what I was really like, they wouldn't speak to me. I've been on here for a couple of years. Or adleast to long for me to remember a time I wasn't on these boards. But the mask I have made is wearing thin, and I can't tell what is really me and what I am doing to stay inside social circles.
Granted, whenever I go out, the promise of alcohol and drugs is implied.
>I don't really know whats going on with me mentally.
I know to some degree I am insane. For some social experiments I actively run and my conduct when no one else is around. Like staying up for days because I see sleep as a huge waste of time. A failed project of a human with alexithymia and narcissism would possibly be the closest.
>wasn't planning on venting
>oh well
Fags are degenerate pedophiles
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>>29871016
>Moral fagging
Shut up normie there's nothing wrong with pedophilia or bestiality
go back to r e d d i t
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5tghohf
>>29871048
holy shit, you uncovered the real truth of the gays. I fell honored to be a witness to this unveiling. You must be very exited to show this information tomorrow in show&tell
>>29871035
Why am I so angry well because in Britain it's almost impossible to get a gun so I take my anger out on people online
why would i want to accept myself if i hate myself? i dont give a crap about changing myself either
>>29871039
you're a fucking normie with a personality disorder
don't kid yourself queer
>>29871048
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>>29871131
>muh morality
wow who let r e d d i t in here?
7ygkoo
>>29869280
Reminder op is a CIA shill, trying to force gay subversion on us. This a tactic that's being deployed across various news outletsand media. They are trying to reduce the population and promote this degeneracy so the things to come seem less heinous. You've been warned, do not fall for this.
>>29871165
> all robots are pedophiles or practice beastiality.
Hop off a bridge
O8ygk9
>>29869280
How do I find a cute weeaboo bf that unironically says baka and desu and kawaii and other broken japanese shit to love and cuddle and suck on eachothers nipples?
>>29871165
It saddens me to see how vile and bitter someone can become from self hatred, I cannot ever fathom how that must be.
TFW the Ritalin has me feeln not so good.
>no bf to hug my drug induced feels away
Seriously though, I need to worship a cock.
>>29871182
>reducing the population is bad
>morality is a thing
>>29871206
When did I say that you bastard normal fag? I'm not a pedophile or a beastialist but I don't give a fuck if some normies child gets raped
fucking neo r9k needs to die
>>29871245
I wont be your big spoon, but you can be my junkie
>>29871239
It's alright when you have drugs
>>29871232
I pretty much do exactly what you describe with my bf
I would say try looking here but you know...
>>29871245
You should probably not do amphetamines, is your ADD/ADHD that bad?
>>29871288
Well I hope you feel better sometime soon, anon, hating yourself is a true tragedy
>>29871250
> /r9k/ is filled with people who have no moral code.
> I'm totally not projecting
67jvui
Fags will burn
Yuo87b
99thj96
>>29871375
You're right the majority of modern day r9k posters do have a moral code but that's only because modern day r9k is filled with normies like you
I'm bi but strong preference for women and overly traditional dating tendencies that lead me again and again to long term relationships with women who I must remain closeted towards. I was mostly in denial about being bi until 25 so that hasn't helped me develop a good strategy except for mostly ignore it. I did come out to my last gf who I was with at 25 and she eventually decided we should date outside our relationship. Sounded good to me but for me finding guys I'm interested in is extremely rare, and I have no experience with casual hookups with girls. She on the other hand mowed through 10 guys like nothing. I felt cucked because she liked sex with other guys way more than with me. She was also mean and borderline and used it as an excuse to continue her mean behavior.
Now dating small minded conservative girl who is anti-gay but a wonderful gf. I watched Ronaldo take his shirt off after yesterday's game and wew lad I noticed his bod. Also get slightly attracted to most of my alpha male acquaintances.
Should I remain closeted for life now and get married? I have dated guys with my ex so it's not like I didn't test the waters. Just didn't get any guys I was that attracted to.
>>29871016
Faggots don't want to be left alone they want to insert themselves everywhere
>>29871407
> /r9k/ is one person
9wheheh
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8sidheh
Why are gay guys so disgusting IRL? People like meet up and lick the assholes of complete strangers while being fucked by 2 other guys and this is a "normal" part of gay culture.
Why can't I just find someone who isn't a disgusting creep and have a relationship with? Also, why are all gays obsessed with muscles, piercings, and tattoos. They have this retarded idea of masculinity that they're attracted to and power and submissive relationships, wtf. Anyone else not even attracted to masculinity? I wanna find a cute skinny nerd that isn't a disgusting, orgy cum slurping HIV guzzling faggot.
>mfw gays actively embarrass this shit and then wonder why people call them faggots
>>29871414
How can you be with someone who hates you?
I do feel bad for you bi's because it seems like you just cannot be satisfied, see I am really content with my partner and I am pretty much full on homo even though I had long term girlfriends in the past.
>>29871164
Is this really what happens
Shit like this is why I just stay closeted and date women only.
>>29871515
It is real easy to look at part of a culture and hate it because you don't fit into it. But you have to realize your sexuality is not part of any culture, it is individual.
There are quite a lot of gays that are attracted to masculinity
There are quite a lot of gays that are attracted to femininity (how do you not know this)
There are quite a lot of gays that are attracted to both
What you are doing is the same thing that the average robot is doing.
>omg look at these girls in the club having sex all the time, how disgusting
>I'm not like them, I hate them!
>how dare they do things they have fun doing
You have to find where you fit in and what you want
Or just complain about gays online, whichever
>>29871521
I am satisfied with her except for the closet part. I don't actually desire gay sex and would only want it if I was hypothetically romantically involved with a man. I'm attracted to men sometimes but their sex organs have nothing to do with that initial sense of attraction. I do desire sex with women whether there's romance or not. So I can be satisfied without dating men but it's staying closeted that's a shame, even though it's not relevant.
>>29871657
Where do I meet gays that aren't disgusting HIV cum guzzling faggots then? Serious question?
>>29871695
Bisexuals are always difficult for me to figure out.
Like greek gay or something, I just don't know.
Only you can really decide what is right for yourself
But if you feel like you have to 'hide' an important part of yourself to be with your partner...that just doesn't seem healthy to me.
>>29871702
Most boys came to me once I stopped calling people horrible things, anon.
People can feel that pensive aggression towards others, that kind of thing projects like crazy bro. You should probably work on your view of people before trying to find people.
But really, the same way you meet everyone in 2016...the internet.
There are plenty of dating apps out there.
Headline it with
>looking for faggots that aren't HIV cum guzzlers
>>29871349
How do I look here
"TAKING WEEABOO BF APPLICATIONS"
>>29871793
m-maybe you could be my bf ;-----;
I want to frot with another guy, preferably a twink
I still consider myself straight though, the thought of kissing another guy is really disgusting to me.
What's your take on this, gaymen?
>>29871793
I feel like it's the price I'm going to have to pay if I want to have kids, because I would only consider conservative women to be good potential marriage partners after my last relationship. I will only consider marriage with a women who wants traditional gender roles. Liberal women can't face un-PC facts, and don't realize they are only Soros and company's pawns. And they abhor domestic responsibilities. Conservative women are anti-lgbt but they are much more interested in being a good wife.
If I broke up with her I would be free to be out again, maybe become involved with a man, go to drag shows and whatever in my spare time. With women I would be free to have one night stands, something I never tried. But... I fear I would conclude it's all not worth it and an inferior life to biting the bullet and following in my ancestors' footsteps: married patriarch family man.
>>29872085
I respect you, in the same shoes really, I feel like a bi-fag and the lifestyle definitely seems appealing but, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
any1 wanna meet up and be the pitcher? I've been looking for a good TOXIC pitcher but there are none in my area
>>29869280
>Had lots of gas sex and love it
>Get girlfriend
>Been missing it for two years now
I'm seriously starting to go crazy about it but there's nothing I can do. I love my girlfriend but I also love dick.
>>29869280
if you dont mind me asking, how does it feel to have anal sex on the receiving end
>be robot trying to enter normie-Dom again
>know eventually I'll have to get gf to please parents and so I can say I've lost virginity
>secretly gay as shit
fucking hell brobots
>>29871420
>150 boys
Holy shit
At least I'm gay and have never been molested nor had sex
>tfw no trap/twink with long hair to live in a nice thatched cottage and do the garden with
pls halp ;_;
>>29872604
It's called a strapon, dummy.
>medication resistant depression
Well, I guess that's that. Lmaoing st my life right now.
>>29872886
This, I want to know that too
Anyone here likes getting fucked? What is it like?
>fall asleep
>check the thread
>"hey look it's still alive"
>just some autist trying to derail the thread
lol
>>29872886
Well as I've done that a lot I'll go ahead and let you know.
Honestly it feels a lot like taking a shit. One that's so big it keeps coming for like two or three minutes.
The pleasure mostly comes from the "concept" of what is going on. The feeling of a guy grabbing your ankles and taling your body over. Watching them pant with pleasure. Listening to their grunts and moans as you provide them with pleasure. That all leads to amazing sexual arousal.
Typically the best part is because I always get that "dick so hard it hurts" feeling and I'm pretty much constantly edging and dribbling pre-cum. I haven't been able to have an orgasm from anal play but typically all it takes is a few twists after they drop cum all over my chest and I bust.
>tfw closeted bi
>>29869280
Women sucks
>>29876638
Oh man, this. I still love my manliness so much.
>>29876638
>closeted bi
Lmao like pretty much everyone?
>>29876668
The be a top.
>Tfw have a qt weeb bf
Feels great man
>>29876458
pooping feels pretty good desu but I'm pretty sure you can't hit your prostate that way
>The pleasure mostly comes from the "concept" of what is going on. The feeling of a guy grabbing your ankles and taling your body over. Watching them pant with pleasure. Listening to their grunts and moans as you provide them with pleasure.
that's hot af
>>29878032
So is buttfucking in general.
>>29876458
i got so aroused just reading that
is this why alot of women read smut?
>>29869280
are you a vers?
>>29878787
Like do I pitch and catch? No, I played second base.
For real though I have been a top a couple times. I don't like it nearly as much as being a bottom. Considering I like to fuck girls too I think it may be because fucking guys doesn't doesn't "feel" the same.
>>29878850
i kind of feel like that. where i just want to fuck girls but get fucked and pleasure guys.
i haven't really had any experience with guys but i really do want to . My fantasy is to be in a devils threesome, where me and the guy are pounding the girl hard, and when the other guy "finishes" i clean him up and let him put it in me
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>>29871657
For a gay thread, this thread has an awful lot of pics of girls. Are you sure you guys are actually gay and not desperate? Even most of the dicks in this thread were trap dick. You'd think a gay thread would have have actual gay porn in it.
>>29879069
I didn't realize you have authority on "gayness."
Please teach me more about being gay. Swallowing cum and putting dicks in my ass really haven't taught me anything about what being gay is.
>>29879069
Didn't you get the memo? Gays are known for fetishizing straight males to such an extent that they will do anything to convert them or shill them into fucking their boipussythey got me
>>29869280
how do I make him cum with my mouth? neither of us can get off on a beej and we're both blaming it on our uncut dicks and drug use but i feel like we should be able to work thru it
I tripfag on lgbt but im straight and most of gaygen finds me attractive.
Im basically a robot. Where do I get my robobf?
> tfw no chill lanklet stoner bf with long hair and a protruding ribcage to spoon naked with in the summer sun at my moms cottage
>>29879335
Git gud
Seriously though it may just be technique. A lot of people just slobber on someone's knob and call it a blow job. You need to use your hands, your tounge, your eyes. So many different tools are available to you.
go back to /lgbt/ fagI'm sooooo edgy
>20 yr old c/d responded to my marker
is it really happening
>>29879586
stop ur makin me crie
>>29869280
>have prostate toys and buttplugs
>don't find men attractive at all
>no desire to suck dick ever but have thought about getting fucked in the ass but would never actually want to be bummed by a man
Did I skirt gayness there and pull back to hetero or what
>>29879728
lolololol i bet ur crine right now
>>29872961
UK?
Please be in the uk
>>29879366
You be just like the attentionI can kinda get that
>>29879259
This. That gay community fetishizes the straight guys so much it's insane
>>29879800
You like butt stuff.
No big deal.
This thread lacks dick.
>>29879724
What map is it?
>>29880158
Nice dick but
Is this guy in a coma? jesus what is this face
>>29879335
Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. - Matthew 7:7
>>29880399
I have to agree. He isn't my style.
>bf jokes about killing me constantly, how he wants me to kill him so we'll be together forever, and how I shouldn't talk to other people
It's so hot but I'm scared
>>29881434
Don't you love him? If you respect him and love him, you'll kill him then yourself. If you can't do that, then I'm sorry but you're leading him on and you don't deserve his love and attention. It's very important that you slip in death's warm embrace with him, IF you feel you deserve his own loving embrace. Just do it, you have nothing to lose except your consciousness and your relatives and everything you've ever worked for. Come on it's not hard, just blow his brains out then do the same to yourself, you can do it. Come on
>>29881525
S-stop it! If I kill us we won't ever see each other again!
I'm not homosexual.
Because hell, The skin of dudes is terrible.
But... BUT
I have a strange deep interest for dicks.
What am I doing wrong?
Neat the thread is still up
>>29879069
Pic related
You realize we are on 4chan right? Posting cute anime girls is the normal.
Since most of these (You) are mine I'll go ahead an answer your question.
I am not desperate at all, in fact I went threw a half dozen girls before I realized I was gay.
>actual gay porn
I have three types of gay porn, my bf and I fucking, furry porn, and real traps, which would you prefer
See >>29869753 >>29869939
Honestly it is odd that you would try to make an inference about people based on images posted on 4chan
>>29879259
I don't fetishize straight people either, see >>29870460
I am only attracted to people who are really gay. Honestly straight people annoy me a bit. My straight friends are always shoving their phones in my face 'brooo look at that bitches titssss broooo' 'brooo look at this slut I fuckkkkked'
Like shit dude, I don't go around shoving pictures of dick in their faces 'brooo look at this meaty cock I sucked'
Totes annoying
>>29880027
I think the ones that make a fetish out of 'converting' are probably either really insecure or just outright strange but role play can be hott.
>no please don't fuck me with your cock, I don't want to be made gay ~
That type of thing.
>>29881603
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_Reports#Findings
>>29881678
Captcha ate my pic
OG commento
>>29881602
you're just making excuses. You've been thinking about another man, haven't you?
What better way is there to die; with the one you love, or alone shitting yourself in a deathbed?
Death is great when it is preceded with the most glorious moment of love, loyalty and intimacy with your significant other. Nothing is more intimate than dying with someone. It's the ultimate gesture of romantic loyalty. You know this to be true.
>>29881678
If your straight friend is aware that you're gay but is showing you pics of a girl he fucked, he's trying to make you jealous and he secretly wants to hookup with you.
>>29881776
That would be an extremely odd turn of events
>>29881856
>he says trying not to blush
another explanation is that they are horny, haven't gotten some in a while and want to somehow approach the subject of "offering" you to suck their dicks
>>29881950
Oh god damn that would be hott as fuck honestly
>come on bro you know I've been in a dry spell help me out will ya it has been so long since I got my dick sucked
I can fap to this
>>29882038
I've heard stories of this on here and other forums, don't know how true they are but I'm sure it happens andI would let it happen to me
>>29882107
>>29882038
I've seen shit like that happen befor me eyes.
It wasn't nice.
>>29869280
You gay guys sound like heterosexual horny people I thought gays were weird.
>>29882141
Well you are going to need to greentext that one my friend
testingf
>>29882141
greentext?
organ commentary
PlSS IN MY ASS
PISS IN MY ASS
>>29881856
>>29882038
>>29882182
well damn guess I was right after all, gays really do fetishize str8 males, just some are more subtle than others
I don't blame you though ;^) it's the best
>>29871016
But they're faggots about being gay and are actively sjw's. I don't associate with them.
>>29882269
I wouldn't really call that fetishizing straights, it is more like if an opportunity were to presented itself I wouldn't pass it up.
Though it is probably just mostly fap material, I would just be more confused than anything if something like that happened IRL
Who knows though, sexuality is crazy sometimes
>>29871048
>Posting inter-racial cucking
>>29869280
Faggot no fagging.
>>29882355
then again, "bicurious" might be a more appropriate term
I would personally love to introduce a curious boy to the wonders of boipussy
>>29879069
>If I post cute things it means I want to have sex with them!
woah is this thread still alive.
>>29879800
Just a different organ that you can pleasure. Gay/straight depends on what you use to pleasure that organ.
>>29869745
> Honestly I have no idea how to make people gay though.
Futanari is the gateway drug to faggotry.
>tfw gay and well on my way to being a wizard
It was supposed to be easy they said.
>>29882182
>>29882201
It's not much of a story, mates.
>It was a sort of party/night between friends. >Everybody had their nice ammout of drinks.
>I didn't felt well. Had too much, I was sitting silent on an armchair focusing my ki to not trow up on the floor in one of the smaller room of the house.
>I was there because there was a piano in the room and I wanted to play drunken piano (don't mind me I'm autismo level 2000).
>That was even the smoke room, as it had big ass windows.
>Two of my friends enter the room I can hear the lighters, they were there because they wanted to smoke.
>They say something to me, but I'm too comatose, all I can do is grunt something, but I think they didn't hear me.
>Dude A says something like "hell, mate, this was a fun night."
>Dude B: "Yeah, even if we should add some gals to the whole thing"
>They keep chatting for a while, as they smoke, mostly gals and how in their chadness they feel alone.
>then Mr. A says something like "hell, I would do everything for a blow in this moment" B Says pretty much the same thing.
>Long pause. Then B says something like "ya wanna?" or stuff like that.
>Oh boy. I can hear that flapping noise of pants falling on the ground.
Stuff happens
I didn't had a nice point of view, as my chair wasn't directly facing to it, and I think they were standing against the door.
Yes, I just sat there for the whole time, pretending to be asleep because standing up and walking away was probably the worse thing to do, but I was able to hear the whole thing.
i dont know a single straight person that likes anime
>>29882622
I imagine Im the futa fucking the girl though.
>>29882695
How ugly are you?
>>29882720
That was hot, lucky guy.
>>29882751
I know dozens.
>>29879536
I had a tall lanky stoner guy I got really close with.
Even sucked his cock once while we were extremely fucked up but it never happened again
>>29882799
>How ugly are you?
Ugly/10
>>29882799
>knowing dozens of people
>>29882720
See Shinny? It's not that hard in the right circumstances ;)
>>29882854
Sorry anon.
>>29882864
Oh cmon anon, anime is mainstream as fuck now.
I even did my current dating boy watch madoka and ttgl.
>>29882823
Sounds nice anon
Was he cute
Hey OP, how you doing?
I've been in a gay relationship for two months now and it's been the best two months of this year. She brought me out of my shell and is helping me work on my depression and I've never met anyone as goddess-like as her. I love her.
I'd be willing to answer any questions you guys would like to throw at me, so go ahead :)
>>29883330
Do you have a feminine penis?
How feminine is it?
What does it smell like?
How does it feel?
Who provides the succ in that relationship?
>>29883330
I'm doing fine.
The thread is carrying itself right now so I'm being lazy.
>>29883203
He was really cute. All the girls were into him. Huge cock too, seriously big
>>29883399
>Do you have a feminine penis?
I don't have a penis :^)
>How feminine is it?
N/A
>What does it smell like?
Glazed cherries
>How does it feel?
Like the inside of your mouth
>Who provides the succ in that relationship?
She does, and she does it well
>>29883476
> no bf that makes the girls jealous of me
Thanks for the new feel
>>29871288
drugs are always by your side. They will never judge you
>>29883615
Haha, one time me and him were watching Netflix together at like 3AM in college and this drunk skank starts talking to him and asking for the dick and he wanted to stay with me and he blew her off and she called me a fag
Pretty comfy feel
>>29883476
>>29882823
>tall lanky stoner
>huge cock
>girls like him
was he jewish by any chance?
>>29869280
what so you preffer your guy to have?
>Very skinny, 130lbs 6'1, very light marked muscles
>Fluffy guy, 190lbs 6'1, all muscles hidden under chunks of human mass.
>>29883746
Nah. He looked kinda nordic.
Why do you fagboys always post anime grills?
>>29883746
Quit posting my vidya crush
>>29883769
Very skinny. Fat is never a good thing.
>>29883779
Because the vast majority of anime focuses on cute anime girls rather than boys and most gaybots like anime.
>>29883793
>Quit posting my vidya crush
why
>>29883769
6'1" 190 if he tops.
The skinny guy would be awkward as there wouldn't be a distinct role for him in bed.
>>29883858
>>29883793
I never understood why people are really attracted to him. I mean, I get that he is really nice and funny and whatever but, that can't be it... right?
>currently watching GG: fire red pokemon
>tfw guys constantly let me sit on them and kiss them hmmmm
even "straight" guys are easier than straight girls :o
>>29883873
I mean, if they both had the same personality of tops. Where they are both clearly the top and very dominant.
Thats what I don't really know.
>Im the skinny
>>29871164
>>29869280
Thank you for posting this , I was almost going to fap to degenerate stuff again , these fags need to fuck off my board and back to /b/ and their trap threads . I'm not giving up on women , eat shit you AIDS-infested niggers.
>>29883898
he's very attractive
>>29883858
Because he's mine
>>29883898
Tall, skinny, perfect jawline, god tier hair, striking eyes, a supposedly massive cock and a fantastic personality.
>>29883915
Passable trap or just extremely sexy twink?
>>29883939
Well then the skinny one. I really don't like topping and I especially find it hard to top those who aren't muscular and toned. Though I've only topped twice.
>>29884004
>>29884029
>its the hair
fucking kill me, I just cut my hair.... It was down to my shoulders, curled at the ends
>>29884029
i dont know im bi i guess not even gay. im quite cute sometimes and people generally like my personality as well. i usually talk to guys so who knows guess it might work on women as well. and yeah i have a really thin twinkish body and i know how to work it ;3
>>29884029
>Because he's mine
sounds like we've got a problem
>fantastic personality
he's is too good for this world
>>29884130
he's* too good for this world
>>29884029
>I really don't like topping and I especially find it hard to top those who aren't muscular and toned
If he isin't super tones, but marked, thats good yea? Honeslty, dont have the time or energy to go back to the gym.
Currently trying out being bi. Almost hooked with with a couple of different guys around my area, but I chickened out. I think I can top almost anyone sexy.
>This makes me bi yea?
Are the gaybots and bibots tops or bottoms?
>tfw switch
>tfw everyone hates switches because they're so caught up in dom/sub roles
>>29884029
>>29884130
>queers will never fight over me anonymously on a mongolian throat singing forum
kill me
>>29884242
>>29884196
Being switch is literally the master race, but desu, it only works if the other guy is flex too.
But i'm like 70% dom 30% sub
>>29884302
thousands of girls do that too
don't try to belittle him with sarcasm, I will end you
>>29884130
Let's not forget his singing voice.Oh, and fuck you
>>29869280
>use dating sites
>guys check out profile
>no messages
When will it be mine turn to find love?
>>29884395
girls will fight over literally anything with status.
>>29884494
When you learn which word to use when refering to posessive nouns.
>>29884428
fite me
i dare you
>>29884506
you too
>>29882894
haha I see this!
Also, we should post out dildo collections
remember when this thread was about traps.... me neigther
>>29884624
Videos where fuccboi?
>>29879843
Not him but you can be my UK garden trap if you want
>>29884578
I did not come here for an English lesson.
>>29884624
can you take the horse cock? if so post proof fag
>do everything to get him to like you
>he still never starts conversations, asks you out, or even tries to contact you
>>29884130
oh god this pic is cuteness overload I don't know what to think help
>>29885117
Nothing. Because he is mine.
>>29885600
I-if you say so ;_;
Please take good care of him and give him frequent headpats and cuddlesand everything else
bump for qts and cocks
>tfw cum doesn't taste like melted vanilla ice cream
What are your guy's thoughts on age differences?
I'm 22 and it feels like it's mostly people 30 or older that ever show interest in me.
I prefer older guys, but I wonder if 8-13 years is too much. I feel 35 should be my limit.
>>29887190
Does it even matter? Mohammad will kill both of you in less than twenty years, just go for it.
>>29887190
My bf is six years younger than me and it doesn't feel strange at all. As long as you are comfortable with an age gap I certain see no problems.
Why don't you try it out and see how you feel about it?
>>29887190
Anything more than a decade seems too extreme to me. Being within 5 years feels ideal.
I'm already at gay death being 25. I don't think I'll ever have anyone show interest in me.
>>29887394
>I'm already at gay death being 25
unless you aim to be a twink, that's ridiculous. You're not a woman, you still have a decade unless you let yourself gain weight
>>29887244
wait, how old is your bf?
>>29887613
20 and I am 26
>>29887544
>tfw wanted to be the twink
I'll never have a problem with gaining weight, but I'm not big or successful enough to be a dom that people want.
How do you even meet people? Grindr is fucking awful. I'm sick of being aloneI just want someone to destroy my boipucci
>>29887867
>tfw will never destroy anon's boipussy then cuddle him after
>>29887244
You're right, I should try it out. 35 isn't that old I think.
Plus yeah, maybe my soulmate out there is 10+ years older than me, I shouldn't let age stop us.especially when my options are so limited
>Straight person has had sex
>/r9k/ calls them a normie
>Faggot has had sex
>/r9k/ doesn't give a shit
Explain
>>29887867
aww
if I was large enough to top, I'd definitely try to make you happy anon ^-^
What do you faggots think about crossdressing? I think that's the only way I could ever really get into gay stuff, but it seems pretty uncommon outside of the internet
>>29888063
Most of /r9k/ doesn't care about gays enough to shitpost here.
>>29887867
Though this topic has been covered a few times I'll give you a few of the things I like to do.
First is the classic gay bar/club or raves. I haven't done that in a while. Infact I've never been into an actual gay bar. I did go to a few clubs when I was 18 but it just isn't my style. Mostly because nasty people are there.
Going to things like dance shows or amateur theater is a good idea as they can have a good amount of gay men. Doing exercise dance classes is a great way to meet someone too.
>>29888063
regardless of orientation or gender, one can easily find a guy who will have sex with them, unless you're hopelessly atrocious to look at and/or have high standards. Also >>29888168
>>29888063
both haven't been with a woman
>>29888063
Because gay people are far from normie, therefore the hivemind doesn't care. You could make an argument that most gay people have it worse than robots.
>>29888160
I've always wanted to try doing it more. Maybe try trapping a little bit. I've done a little bit in bed but not much. I think it's hot as the cross dresser. Also realize I'm usually the bottom.
>>29888189
This is me because a thread without me messing up my trip is not a real gay thread.
>>29888160
I mean I crossdress a lot
But I guess I'm from the internet so maybe I don't count
Also pretty much every boy I have been worth or really talked to likes crossdressing or likes it when boys crossdress.
Honestly it might be a near universal thing for gay boys
>>29888271
>You could make an argument that most gay people have it worse than robots.
Explain more you fuck
>>29869280
>tfw submissive top
seems like dominant bottoms are nonexistent
How do you stop getting cold feet? I keep chatting with older guys online, but I get scared when they want to meet. I think it is because I'm still clinging to my heterosexuality. Even though I want to bottom.
>>29888283
A lot of gay people live a life of prejudice and bullying. Constantly battling for identity and purpose. A lot are comdemned by their families and have no real home to go to.
Being gay is extremely difficult. It is a struggle both mentally and physically. Standards for dating are much much higher, many gay men are dangerous and STDs run rampant.
As I explained earlier my life has been a cakewalk compared to most gay people. My situation is extremely rare.
>>29888321
What you are looking for is called a 'power bottom'
My first bf was more of a power bottom which was pretty fun.
>lay still I'm going to use your cock to make me feel good and milk the cum out of you
>>29888325
Just do it anon, what do you have to lose?
You are just holding yourself back from what you really desire, you know that you want to feel a nice cock sliding into you :3
>>29888325
I have the same problem, too scared of AIDS honestly
>>29869280
full on homos:do you enjoy futa?
homo/bi:cut or uncut? (preference)
also why are you so gay lmao
>>29888393
I'm scared of STDs and AIDS
>>29888396
Exactly. It's my fear.
