>Finish wagie jab
>Closing by myself
>Cunstomer comes in 3min before close
>So pissed off I don't look up
>Ask for order in angry voice
>Hear female voice
>Brain_Freezie_.gif
>Look up
>Voice doesn't match face
>Turns out to be ugly duckie
>Take down order
>She turns around
>Ass was fat
>asks for my number after I make funnie jokes
Why is it so hard to get a perfect girl? :(
I can't lose my virginity to a face like thatI'd rememebre it foreverrrrr
ree sage etc
>>29869064
Help me mans
I may look like Chad but it's all a lie ;_;
>>29869092
show a pic robo friend
>>29869050
Give us a picture of her face and we can goad you in the right direction.
>>29869092
fake your death. get a fake textnow number, and tell her that you are a friend of the deceased and that you wanted everyone of your friends to know that he found such a wonderful girl, but life was too much for him, so he gave his buddy the bitches number to contact her to let her know she is beautiful and that he wants her to be happy. than grow a moustach and shave your hair, adopt an accent and try to fool her if she ever comes back to the store. fool proof
>>29869092
ugh are you trying to get her to leave you alone or tryin to fuck her?
>>29869746
I don't know, I wantboth
>>29869564
sounds do-able
this is why i hate men.
>>29869050
JUST FUCK HER FAT ASS, YOU IDIOT!
>>29870556
Oh shut it, women do the same thingShoo shoo [/Spoiler]
ignored her butt she asked me what I was doing
>that pending text
did you fuck her yet or what
>>29871046
she's really ugly famigorilla, not going to respond desu
>>29870936
Ask her to come over and fuck her from behind you absolute retard
>>29871106
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
ABORT MISSION
LONELYNESS WASN'T SO BAD
A B O R T
B
O
R
T
CALLING ALL SCIENTISTS WE HAVE AN ALIEN DISCOVERED RIGHT HERE ON EARTH
DOES IT WANT PEACE?
DOES IT WANT OUR RESOURCES?
just fuck her and think of her ass and also eat pizza with her in the future. beggers cant be choosers my bro
>>29871171
That;s not her, she looks more like pic related
>>29871196
>Think of her ass as pizza
good thinking, though I don't think it might work.
>>29871167
Would she be okay if I put a walmart baga on her head?
I can say I'm into suffocating girls???
