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Are you abIe to meet these standards?
>>29868830
yep, except for religious
;]
>>29868830
>some stupid ass girl took the time to write this on a whiteboard and then take a picture of it
I just pooped my pants a little.
SURPRISINGLY, quite a few of them...
That list didn't make me feel as bad as I had expected.
>Tall
This one always hurts many robots though...
Uh oh. Pretty heavy emphasis on "physically compatible".
>>29868830
>not Marvin
Fucking kek.
Anyway, I meet all of those except for religious and dancing ability. That's probably why I've had several relationships and always have at least an average or cute girl ready to hump when I'm single.
>Not Marvin (or roomates)
what did she mean by this?
>my sides when girls just sit all day and day dream about the perfect guy
that's what makes feminism all the more hilarious. and what is all that parental bullshit? holy shit cut the fucking cord little kid, fuck your fucking parents.
people be pledging allegiance to their fucking parents like their Josef Stalin or some shit.
Holy shit roasties are hilarious
>tall is the fourth thing listed
>even above being polite
>wants kids
get the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK out
>>29868830
>not marvin
Ok...
>>29868885
Yeah, they got me with the tall thing. Also the dancing thing, but I guess I'm open to it.
Manlet for life. I have most of the other shit including a career, but genetics fucked me there. Sucks because my brother is 6'2".
This kind of shit makes me unironicly happy about college massacres. I would never do one but each time I see one in the news my heart leaps a little bit.
>>29868830
>physically compatible
>tall
the fuck
Everything except good hair (balding) and colored eyes (brown)
Fucking superficial whores
T. 6'1" medfag
I don't know...is 6' considered "tall" now a'days?
Otherwise, I meet most of them.
>>29868830
>tall
No
>polite
Yes
>faithful
Never had a gf but yes I would be
>funny/goofy
No
>wants a family
No
>got their life together
lol no
>religious
No
>Can cook
Yes
>colored eyes
Yes
>nice hair
I think so
>dancing ability
No
>cute smile
No
>hot in a suit
No
>smart/life goals
No
>mysterious
I've been told I am
Post your stats robots
>religious [to some degree]
Why would this be desirable? If the religion is correct, isn't it pretty much all or nothing? I mean if you subscribe to something like Baptist Christianity... then central to their teaching is that if you don't believe and act accordingly, you burn for eternity. It's not a good thing to be 'halfway' about it.
>>29869056
>colored eyes
What does this mean? Not asian\black?
>>29869073
it means they can only see black people
>>29868921
that means big dick ;] ;]
HA HA TFW ALL OF THESE
SUCK IT LOSERS
>>29868830
>not Marvin
I really hope this is meant as a joke
Fuck
>>29869059
They want you to have some beliefs (like going to heaven and being in the afterlife together forever) but not be some zealot about it.
Also, open atheists are ugly edgelords
>>29868830
>Love us
Failed in the first step again
>Recognize you have a problem
Fuck you
>>29869056
>>tall
>Yes
>>polite
>Yes
>>faithful
>yes
>>funny/goofy
>No
>>wants a family
>sure
>>got their life together
>yes
>>religious
>kind of
>>Can cook
>nope
>>colored eyes
>tfw brown eyes
>>nice hair
>I dont know, never had any compliments or complaints
>>dancing ability
>No
>>cute smile
>No
>>hot in a suit
>No
>>smart/life goals
>yes
>>mysterious
>I've been told I am
Wow so because I cant dance and have brown eyes I am not good enough.
I dont even know how I got brown eyes. My mom is from Norway and my dad is from Ireland, blue eyes the both of them. All my siblings have blue eyes as well. The only person in my family with brown eyes is a uncle who was a psycho and killed a bunch of people while serving in the US army.
>>29869059
it means they want someone to take them to church on easter and christmas so they can feel ok about licking his cum off the floor the other 363 days
>>29869073
I think so, basically green/blue/hazel eyes
I don't really get it though, do normies care about eye color? I've got blue eyes and nobody has ever said anything
>>29868830
Who cares? Women are stupid, and useless beyond their fuckholes.
Like I want to be another "*sigh* Happy wife, happy life" simp.
Im more inclined to trick or rape women like they deserve, than try to meet their childish standards.
>its another hate people for having preferences and wanting a good partner episode
>>29869154
It's a plus if yourr attractive.
all of them but the
friend shit and colored eyes
here is my list for them
1. only have fucked guys there were in a relationship with.
>>29869184
>Im more inclined to trick or rape women like they deserve,
>>29869148
Welcome to gynocentrism Chad, don't worry she will settle for you after she constructed an army of back ups to call in case things don't work with you or one of the loosers manages to make it big
>>29869154
It matters a lot in nigger/spic infested areas.
If you are from the whiter parts of the midwest girls dont care. Same with blonde hair.
>colored eyes
What? There are no people with colorless eyes anyways.
>wants kids
ABORT THIS RAT TRAP
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29869233
Yellow area master race. No real metro areas in that dark yellow area.
>>29869233
I'm in the UK, maybe that's it. Also have blond hair so maybe this anon is right >>29869208
only matters for people with handsome facial features
>>29869185
>it's another state obvious, blatant, obvious-dick, no brainer, no shit, no fucking duh, how many different variations of obvious are there, truisms, that everyone already knows and shares in common with you
it's like if i wrote down on a white board 30 different ways i need and enjoy oxygen.
women are pea brained, it looks like something with a pea brain drew that image.
>>29868830
>can cook
Fuck off with that. It's not my job to be your parent and take care of you like a fucking child
The woman cooks, deal with it. Show even the flimsiest modicum of responsibility
>>29869059
It means they want to fit in with the sheeple herd and half ass their worship to skydaddy
>lots of kids = lots of sex
someone needs to go tell that to my wife because I don't think she got the memo
>>29869223
Like the FBI dont have 4chan on their block list by now.
>>29868830
>Friends with our Friends
>got their life together
>religious
>can cook
>Dancing Ability
>cute smile
>HOT in a suit
>Friend approved
>Mysterious
N
O
P
Eeven fucking chad can't meet all these criteria, bitches are full of shit
The episode of south park where all of the little girls have a list making committee is scarily true.
>>29869114
OR she means blood type
>>29868830
>polite/caring of others
>Funny/goofy
>go with the flow personality
Why am I having trouble believing that this is what they actually desire?
>>29869223
So would you say you're... in contact with the FBI a lot? Do you, perhaps, eat a lot of pork products?
>>29868830
>loves us
no
>parent approved
probably not
>friends with our friends
probably not
>physically compatible
I don't have a bbc
>tall
5'11
>polite
no
>trustworthy
probably not
>funny
no
>want kids
only a son
>got their life together
no
>religious
no
>same age or older
maybe
>commonality
probably not
>can cook
no
>colored eyes
yes
>go with the flow personality
somewhat
>nice hair
not really
>dancing
no
>cute smile
no
>hot in a suit
I've never worn a suit
>smart/good life goals
no
> not ???
>friend approved
probably not
>mysterious
Is sitting in my dark room all day mysterious?
>>29869434
I remember the girls used to make lists like that all the time in elementary school. Needless say I was always at the bottom
>>29869292
do you not see the blatant hypocrisy here
>i'm not here to take care of you like a child, you have to cook for me
both partners should be able to cook, either together or for both
fuck it, all adults should be able to cook
>>29869616
What is she going to demand I clean the house too?
Fuck that shit
>>29868830
>tall
Every fucking time
>tfw supermanlet
>>29869683
just get it cleaned professionally, costs me like $90/month
Oh. It seems like to these tall children who made this list am not their ideal "S.O.".
I guess I'll just go back to fucking traps from Craigslist, then.
>loves US
it's ok i guess
>parent approved
probably not
>friends with our friends
I don't know them
>physically compatible
whatever that means
>tall
6'5 gotcha covered
>polite/caring of others -- including parents
depends
>trustworthy faithful
sure
>funny/goofy
meh
>wants kids
this alone disqualifies me
>got their life together
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>religious
no
>same age or older
I don't know your age
>commonality
judging by this list, no
>can cook
hope you like ramen
>colored eyes
which color bitch
>go with the flow personality
to a reasonable extent
>nice hair
it's ok hair
>dancing ability
no
>cute smile
no
>hot in a suit
idk
>smart/good life goals
smoke until i get cancer and then jump into a volcano
>not Marvin (or roomates)
what do you have against marvin?
>friend approved
probably not
>mysterious
not the good kind
>>29868830
Alright OP, this is going to be fun.
Qualities needed:
>Loves us
That's a given considering I'm the hypothetical boyfriend isn't it?
>Parent Approved
I get along with older people more than most young people, you know valueing respect and what not.
>Friends With Our Friends
No chance.
>Physically compatible
Vague, I'm going to assume they want me to have a fucking 19-pack and a tongue that is basically a mold fitting over their clit so, no, I doubt it.
>Tall
Yeah, 6'4.
>Polite / Caring Of Others
Yes and mostly no.
>Trustworthy
Yeah because I guy on /r9k/ (unless they were a fat, falsely confident weird chick diddler) is going to cheat on their fucking gf.
>Funny / goofy - serious
I'm a miserable fucker with a dry / slapstick sense of humour, so I'm guessing that's not going to work out.
>Kids/becoming a cuckold casualty
Yeah no thanks.
>got their life together
I'm on r9k but I'm more comfortable in my own skin than most so I'll give myself a break on that one.
>Religious
I regularly dream edgy dreams about the most anti-religious scenario's so a hard no.
>same age or older
sure?
>commonality
the most "is this addition to this list even trying on here"
>can cook
Fuck no, I eat the same thing everyday.
>coloured eyes
I've been told I have nice eyes, didn't realize it was that important though.
>go with the flow personality
I'm guessing they're going to fucking hate sitting around watching me read then.
>nice hair
sure?
>dancing ability - or just open to dancing
How women find this enjoyable is strange to me but fuck it give me enough to drink.
>cute smile
No, (see miserable)
>Hot in a suit
Lanklet, could pull off a tailored one maybe, pushing it.
>smart / good life goals.
Wiseguy maybe the latter is morally subjective so, sure?
>Not Marvin
No I am not called Marvin
>Friend approved
Where are all these friends?
>Mysterious
If you count the place between looking lost and looking like a mad scientist mysterious, sure.
About 13 /24
>not marvin
no one ever wants marvin
>Loves us
No
>parent approved
No
>friends with our friends
Probably not
>physically compatible
???
>tall
Slightly above average
>polite
Yes
>trustworthy
Yes
>funny
No
>wants kids
No
>Got their life together
Yes
>religious
No
>same age
Idk
>commonality
Idk are you a weeb too?
>can cook
Yes
>colored eyes
So any color is fine? Are we segregating the colored eyes from the white eyes?
>go with the flow
depends on where the flow is going
>nice hair
Yes
>dancing
No
>cute smile
No
>hot in suit
No idea
>smart
Yes
>not Marvin
*flips table*
>>29869786
>>29869726
>>29869586
This isn't a fucking survey thread. Nobody cares about your results
>>29869223
That file name,
the website doesn't even look like that anymore.
>>29869906
OP literally put a question mark on his post and asked /r9k/ if we were able to meet the "criteria".
It's not a survey
It's not a test
It's just fucking idiots pissing around
I'm sorry I'm not using /r9k/ the right way you fucking communist.
Basically a tall white guy. Got it.
>>29869906
I was answering the question you god damn nigger.
>Kids means sex
Nah, that's not how a relationship works you deluded cows
>>29870127
>>29870033
Some autists are mad triggered because nobody cares about all that shit they took the time to write
All except tall and dancing
>>29870157
>Hey guys these autists look dumb don't they! Do you other autists like me now?
>>29868830
>has to be all of this
>along with mysterious
Bitch you can't have your cake and eat it too.
>>29868830
>religious (to some degree)
This is probably the most retarded one on the list. You don't want to be partners with someone who has a religion in opposition to your own. For like 99% of religions that's every other religion.
>>29870228
So mad.
Just kill yourself my man
I don't see how any halfway intelligent person could call themselves "Religious." God is obviously a mere fairy tale. The Bible is just some book written by Jews in order to enslave all the dumb sheeple of the world. Seriously if you are practicing religious you should not be allowed to breed.
>>29871049
Edgy stuff my dude
>tall
5'7
>polite
No
>faithful
I would be if I had a chance to be
>funny/goofy
No
>wants a family
No
>got their life together
No
>religious
Yes
>Can cook
Sandwiches
>colored eyes
Sorta I guess
>nice hair
No
>dancing ability
No
>cute smile
No
>hot in a suit
No
>smart/life goals
No
>mysterious
Just autistic
>>29871049
Sorry cool guy
Other than dancing ability, wants kids, or religious, yeah. Whoever wrote op's pic is a fucking idiot too :D
>>29868877
No it was probably a whole dormitory
>love us
Probably not.
>parent approved
Unlikely.
>friends with out friend
Definitely not.
>physically compatible
If you she has a vag then I migh qualify.
>tall
Passed
>polite/caring of others
Nope
>trustworhy/faithful
Well, no one would want to have sex with me, but that still doesn't make me trustworthy
>funny/goofy
Everyone knows that you would laugh at anything that person you want to shag says.
>wants kids
No.
>got their life together
No.
>religious
Apparently atheism is a religion now, so I guess I'd pass.
>same age or older
Shouldn't be a problem
>commonality
Unlikely.
>can cook
I can boil pasta, I think that should be enough.
>colored eyes (that weird color between green/blue that I don't know what it's called)
Not me.
>go with the flow personality
Killjoy here.
>nice hair
The fuck does that mean?
>dancing ability
Fuck no.
>cute smile
Maybe if you like slightly yellow-ish and slightly crooked teeth.
>hot in suit
I tend to sweat in suits a lot, so this one should be in the bad.
>smart/good life goals
I'd say that playing videogames and watching cartoons are pretty good life goals, so I should pass that one with breeze.
>not mervin?
I'm not mervin, whatever that means.
>friends approved
Didn't you already had something similar previously? Learn how to do these questionnaires you dumb cunt.
>mysterious
You'll never understand, so I guess I'd qualify.
9/24
Better than I expected.
teehee looks like a guy like this don't exist xP
but chad will do for now!
religious [to some degree]
>friend approved
>parents approved
why do i need to pass a committee of people i never met in my life just to be with someone?
am i a product waiting to be reviewed or some shit
>>29868830
>that fucking cummies symbol
>>29868830
Well that's an easy one. 2/25 :-)
>>29868830
>Not Marvin
Poor lad. His cock is not of thunder and thus he is doomed
>>29869056It hurts, in every bone. I'll die alone.[/spoiler<
>Tall
No, manlet spic
>Polite
In the annoying sorry-for-saying-sorry-ao-much beta kind of way
>Faithful
Not like I'd have a choice
>Funny/goofy
No and yes, respectively
>Wants a family
No, passing on my genes would be selfish and abusive to potential children
>Got their life together
No
>Religious
No
>Can cook
Barely, but might as well be no
>Colored eyes
No, shit colored eyes
>Nice hair
No
>Dancing ability
No
>Cute smile
No
>Hot in a suit
No
>Smart/Life goals
No and yes, respectively
>Mysterious
No
>>29868830
This is one of the most female normie reddit tier pieces of shit i have ever seen
>>29868830
Frankly, a lot of women ask for too much. They all want perfection, but they're all just as flawed as men are.
If you "NEED" all of those things in a significant other, then what you really need is someone to shoulder the entire load for you when shit gets tough, which only makes you a leech.
>>29868830
you forgot the most important one
-would settle for a fat bitch like me ;)
>tall
King of manlets
>polite
Sort of
>faithful
I might cheat on her if aI ever get the chance
>funny/goofy
Hella
>wants a family
Fuck that
>got their life together
I'm about to fucking kill myself
>religious
Atheist
>Commonality
W-what's your favorite Swans album?
>Can cook
I can microwave macaroni
>colored eyes
Green
>nice hair
Long and tangled and shitty
>dancing ability
No
>cute smile
I've been told I have one but idk
>hot in a suit
No
>smart/life goals
My only goals involve shitposting and watching anime
>mysterious
I don't think people even think about me enough for me to be mysterious. I guess that maybe that makes me even more mysterious even though nobody would know it??
>LOTS OF SEX
>religious to some degree aka not religious at all but still claims to be so they can fit in and pat one another on the back thinking they're going to heaven
I hope there is a God so he can fill Hell to the brim with normalfag degenerates
>>29868830
>tfw you're the Marvin in every group
>>29872166
i was about to reply about swans then I realised I was thinking of the wrong band, sorry anon ;-;
>>29868830
>depends on the grill
>up to her parents
>yeah why not
>Im not entirely sure of what this means but i'd say yes
>checked
>checked
>yeah no
>checked
>don't want any kids till im 100% i have enough money to rise them in a healthy way so i guess that's kind of a no
>yeah no, good luck with that
>checked
>depends
>what the fuck does this even mean? too lazy to google so i guess no
>yes
>no
>yes
>it's one hell of a mess right now so no
>open to
>yes
>yes
>this is some ambiguious shit
>lel
>well if im friends with her friends we should already be good to go
>mysterious as in what?
>>29868931
t. Stefan Molyneux
>>29868931
Hey fuck you man,Stalin wascool as fuck
>>29872166
>W-what's your favorite Swans album?
I'm going to be boring and say Soundtracks for the Blind. The new one is pretty good too.
This seems like the same kind of potential cat women that would rip your balls out if you held them to their standards.
>loves us
No fuck you
>parent approved
Probably
>friends with our friends
Nah
>physically compatible
To some degree
>tall
6'2
>polite
Yes
>trustworthy
Yes
>funny
Sometimes
>want kids
Hell no
>got their life together
Kinda
>religious
No
>same age or older
Maybe
>commonality
Yes
>can cook
Yes
>colored eyes
Yes
>go with the flow personality
What
>nice hair
Quite average
>dancing
Open to it
>cute smile
No
>hot in a suit
I've been told
>smart/good life goals
Yes
>not marvin
Check
>friend approved
Didn't they write it further up? Fucking imbacils
>mysterious
Is euphoria mysterious, too?
>>29872055
Underrated post desu
I'm all of these except the first and Wants Kids
I've forsaken 3d women, weep ye 3dpd whores my heart belongs to my waifu.
>inb4 someone calls me out and says I'm not tall
You don't choose these things.
>>29872511
>i'm all of these
egotistical
>i'm polite
>calling billions of people whores
>insecure about height
are you just above the manlet cutoff point?
>>29872511
i saw a tall dude on the bus yesterday. he kept combing his bangs and the back of his head reminded me of Earthworm Jim, longest neck ever.
>Man's list
Don't be a slut
It would be nice if you take interest in my hobbies sometimes
>Women's list
6'3
$100,000 A YEAR MINIMUM
DON'T BE A FUCKING LOSER
LISTEN TO MY EVERY WHIM AND NEVER QUESTION ME
BUT ALSO TAKE CONTROL AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO
IF YOU LOOK AT ANOTHER BITCH I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
9 INCH COCK
KNOW HOW TO DANCE, COOK, FIX SHIT AND DO MY HOMEWORK
NO NERDY HOBBIES
MYSTERIOUS
STRONG
FUNNY
GOOFY
NOT GOOFY
SORTA GOOFY
DON'T BE A GOOFBALL
>>29868830
Marvin on Sudoku watch.
>>29872539
>you can't be polite and call women whores on an anonymous anime board
Maybe if this place is your entire life. I'm polite to people but as for relationships I've been seeing how women go completely insane after my friend pumps and dumps them and I don't want to be anywhere near any of them. My waifu is perfect in everyway.
You faggots are insecure about height, and other people are shitposting memers.
>>29872562
hello Mark.
you are correct, have dubs
>>29868830
>mysterious
I hang out alone all the time, never talk to other people, never laugh in public, but no, not THAT kind of mysterious. I'm just a loser they say.
>>29868830
Fucking despicable. I hate women.
>>29872562
add
>Able to talk about various bullshit and be both funny and serious
>Not fat/super hairy
>A plain face is ok
>>29868830
I wouldn't want to be with the bitch who wrote this even if i HAD met all these standards.
>>29868830
>tall
This is always a bullshit point.
Tall is so fucking relative.
Tall litterally means nothing more than "taller than me".
What is being tall?
In India the average male hight is 5ft 4 inches
Being 5"8 is being tall there.
But in the Netherlands, the average height is almost 6"1.
Being 5"8 will make you a head shorter then everyone.
I'm 6 ft, and still everyone i meet tower over me.
Everyone at work is a head taller than me, at 6"3 - 6"5.
Going around in public, the only people i'm taller are the young (0-17) and the old (60+).
I get really agitated when surrounded by taller couples.
I feel like a child at 6 ft.
But when going to fucking portugal or something, i'm a head higher than the tallest people.
I just want to feel like i fit in where i live....
>>29868830
>wants lots of kids
who the fuck wants more than 2
>>29868830
>and he has to do everything
>i wont do shit in the relationship
the women that wrote this out are future spinsters with a dozen cats each
>>29872580
>Girls thought I was mysterious and would sit next to me in HS
>Never sit next to me again after they realize I'm just somewhat autistic
>Tall
>blue/green eyes
every time
>>29872723
how the fuck do people find a color sexually appealing
>>29872667
Where do you live? I live in UK and am 6'1-2 and I am taller than the overwhelming majority.
>>29869059
I tried to discuss this with normies but they actually believe if they think a god exists thats good enough for salvation or some time of heaven
>>29868830
>tall
Yes
>polite
Yes
>faithful
Probably
>funny/goofy
Yes
>wants a family
At this moment no
>got their life together
no
>religious
Somewhat
>Can cook
I could always learn
>colored eyes
Yes
>nice hair
Just light brown hair, so it's average
>dancing ability
Hate dancing
>cute smile
a few said i have that but i personality dont believe it
>hot in a suit
i have no idea
>smart/life goals
just smart
>mysterious
somewhat
I'm probably too much for roastie but not Chadish enough for Stacy
>>29868925
>>29868926
Marvin (and roommates) getting BTFO
![musical-chairs-010[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x3hocM2.jpg "musical-chairs-010[1].jpg")
>>29872741
Sweden
>All we have here are tall normie cucks and stacy whores
Any woman who is taller seems to look down on you as if you are not a "real" grown up.
>tfw go to grocery store
>cute girl infront of me in line
>looks like shes 19 something
>almost as tall as me
>has to show ID to purchase some stuff
>shes like 16 -17
>realize i will never find love here as i'm constantly looked down on as if i were a teen
Even if some women here are a head or more shorter than me, they don't care.
If i'm standing amoung other men, all they see are the tall people.
I feel like life is a game our Musical chairs, and i'm the one left standing withour a chair every time...
>>29869148
Mate I hate to break it to you, but he your real father
>>29869059
A lot of people don't actually believe, they just want to fit in. They are cancer.
>>29868830
If I met all those standards I wouldn't be settling for needy women.
Luckily I don't meet any of those standards so I will never have to tolerate them.
>>29868969
Selfishness level 1000
>>29869148
You don't hit the perfect mark? Well then, I guess you get to endure a lifetime of loneliness.
>loves us
I'm out on the first one.
>>29868830
Guess they're jumping of the carousel early.
>>29868830
Gassed for non-colored eyes. Grey eyes - grey is a shade ;(
Also dancing, friend approved, parent approved, hot in anything letalone a suit, no go with the flow personality (INFP, turn on the gas), commonality, religious, wants kids, has life together, physically compatible, and loves any slut with those requirements.
Stick me in the gas chamber and call me a jew, because not a single person on an imageboard meets those requirements.
I personally meet like a couple if that. I'm tall but that's bout it. (6'2, not super tall)
>>29873588
Of course they aren't, because the man that means all those criteria doesn't exist or is extremely rare, like 1 in 300-400 MAYBE possibly way rarer.
They'll have casual encounters until they settle for less without realising their standards were incredibly childish and bitching about "WERE DA GOOD MEN AT".
>Loves us
I guess.
>Parent Approved
I know how to put on a facade and seem respectable so sure
>Friends with our friends
I dunno, prob not, if they are cool and I like to be around them then yeah, of course, but otherwise prob not
>Physically compatible
Literally subjective
>Tall
I'm like 5'11'' so yes I think
>Polite
Well I'm not a fucking cock to random people and I'm polite but yeah
>Trustworthy/Faithful
Depends if I think you are worth my time and devotion
>Funny/Goofy
I can make jokes and can be serious when I need to be
>Wants kids
Someone to be proud of and to raise but prob max two
>Got their life together
Nah
>Religious
I'm agnostic so nah
>Same age or older
18
>Common interests
Prob not
>Can cook
Nope
>Colored eyes
Dark blue lol. Not exactly beautiful, just dark.
>go with the flow
No
>Nice hair
Pretty good hair actually
>Dancing ability
Fuck no I'm never dancing
>cute smile
I dunno
>hot in a suit
Actually pretty good looking
>smart/life goals
High IQ but life goals are fucking down the drain right now
>Not Marvin
What the fuck are you trying to say
>Friend approved
Already covered this
>Mysterious
Ecks Dee
Why did I even do this.
>>29873595
by colored eyes I'm pretty sure they just meant not brown
>>29869320
you're supposed to have sex with your kids you big silly
>>29873687
I want to add that "mysterious" is retard territory. Your significant other CAN'T be mysterious to you what the fuck are you smoking you dumb bitch.
People you don't know are mysterious, James Bond is mysterious (because he doesn't settle), your fucking boyfriend CANNOT be mysterious, you are hearing him fart at night for fuck's sake.
>>29873729
I imagine that mysterious means "his motives are inscrutable to me". It's another case of women not being able to verbalize their desires, probably due to lack of self-reflection. They probably mean a man who prioritises his own interests (i.e., is "alpha"), but they also want a provider.
>tfw I don't think I'll meet any girl's standards so I don't even bother anymore
Who else /given up/ here?
>lots of sex
>religious
hmmmm....
>>29868830
I bet a fat bitch wrote that stupid shit up. They always have the highest standards even though they are fat fucking whales.
>>29873729
Probably it just means not predictable. Stop being so autistic
>>29869056
>tall
No
>polite
No
>faithful
No
>funny/goofy
No
>wants a family
No
>got their life together
No
>religious
No
>Can cook
No
>colored eyes
No
>nice hair
No
>dancing ability
No
>cute smile
No
>hot in a suit
No
>smart/life goals
No
>mysterious
No
>>29874415
Robots have the highest standards. I've never seen a group of more shallow people than on r9k
>>29874396
Just cherry pick from the book. That's what religious organizations do as well when they fear losing members.
Apart from the more subjective shit or stuff I might some external help for (hot in a suit), I tick all of these. It's not even hard (if you're born tall).
Thing is that this list is a lie. Women themselves don't realize it - they THINK this is what they want, yet when they get it, they feel empty and like "something is missing".
The real list is "is Chad".
>>29869056
>tall
No
>polite
Yes
>faithful
Yes
>funny/goofy
No
>wants a family
No
>got their life together
No
>religious
No
>Can cook
No
>colored eyes
Yes
>nice hair
No
>dancing ability
No
>cute smile
No
>hot in a suit
No
>smart/life goals
Yes/No i guess, those aren't really the same thing
>mysterious
No
>>29868830
How can they expect all of those and then want him to be mysterious?
He won't be mysterious. They'll know everything, if he matches the list.
Maybe the grand mystery is that he'll be dominate and abusive in the bedroom but no-one else will know about that so he will still appear good, polite, caring and remain friend- and parent-approved.
>>29868830
>no penis size
When will they finally be honest ?
>>29874692
What do you think "physically compatible" means?
>>29868830
>Have to meet ALL of those standards for some ignorant stacy whore
I bet the only thing this woman can do is get fucked and barely even make a fucking microwavable hot pocket.
Women these days don't need any standards. Most can just look pretty and that'll get any sort of beta bitch crawling to them. They don't need to cook or clean or do any of that other shit.
>>29874733
Oh okay. Ugh fucking women, why are we born to be paired with them ?
>>29872580
If you aren't good looking women will just think you're creepy for doing this.
Then again they'd probably think that no matter what you did
>>29872740
Because their favorite movie stars have colored eyes.
It's all about novelty man.
>>29868830
>lots of kids = lots of sex
Fucking dumb millenials
>>29868830
>colored eyes
FUCKING RACIST
>>29872580
Unattractive antisocial = creepy/loser
Attractive antisocial = mysterious/misunderstood
What you do is irrelevant. As long as you look good doing it, that is all they care about.
>>29874856
I've been called mysterious before, are you telling me I'm not that ugly? wew. Still a KHV so it means nothing though.
>>29868830 (OP)
>tall
6'1. So not that tall
>polite
Yes
>faithful
Never had a gf but yes I would be
>funny/goofy
Very
>wants a family
Yrs
>got their life together
No
>religious
No
>Can cook
I'm a chef (Don't understand how some people "can't cook". Cook books and the Internet are there lol)
>colored eyes
Yes
>nice hair
Not balding but hate my cut atm
>dancing ability
No
>cute smile
No
>hot in a suit
Dunno
>smart/life goals
No
>mysterious
No
Rate me out of 10 robots.
>>29874921
>Don't understand how some people "can't cook"
People can cook. It's easy enough. They just can't be bothered.
>>29868830
Actually lost of kids wouldn't be more sex so mush as long delays between sessions.
I mean fuck she gets pregnant and you got 5 to 9 months of no fucking and that's assuming she will be ready for action a month or two after birth.
>>29868830
>yfw you know where this was made
>yfw it was a dude that made this for the girls in his class
He was a try hard fag white knight that has likely gone full Rodgers now
Yeah, I have colored eyes
>>29868830
>colored eyes
as opposed to colorless eyes? Where's this school located Innsmouth?
>>29874996
>5 to 9 months of no fucking
Women apparently get really horny while they're pregnant. So, if you could stomach it, you might get more sex than ever.Of course, there's an evolutionary psychology reason to this. If she has lots of sex while pregnant then no-one knows who the real father is so none of the men in the tribe will kill the baby and they'll all provide for her.Just kidding.
>tfw Marvin's roommate
>>29874171
I love the schizophrenia
'I want a funny man'
'I want a caring man'
'I want a man who is emotional'
but also
'I want a man who is stoic'
'I want a man who doesn't look weak'
'I want to feel secure at all times'
>>29874450
Someone you know well is never 'unpredictable'
and why the fuck would you want someone unpredictable
also mysterious and unpredictable doesn't even mean the same thing
>>29869056
>>tall
kinda
>>polite
kinda
>>faithful
yes
>>funny/goofy
sometimes
>>wants a family
NI
>>got their life together
Kinda
>>religious
No
>>Can cook
Yes
>>colored eyes
kinda
>>nice hair
good genetics, bad care
>>dancing ability
idk
>>cute smile
idk
>>hot in a suit
No
>>smart/life goals
yes / no
>>not marvin
yes
>>mysterious
kek no
>>29868830
>bullshit the list
>>29869056
>>tall
Yes, 6'4
>>polite
Yes
>>faithful
Yes
>>funny/goofy
Yes
>>wants a family
I don't know
>>got their life together
Noooope
>>religious
Not formally, but my values are somewhat religious in nature
>>Can cook
Yes, I can follow a recipe
>>colored eyes
Yes
>>nice hair
Yes
>>dancing ability
No
>>cute smile
I've been told I do
>>hot in a suit
I don't know but probably
>>smart/life goals
Yes and no
>Mysterious
I've been told I am
Am I good enough?
>>29874834
It's just a logical fallacy of composition/division
Those birthing and kids would lead to more and more dry spells unless you had monsters of people that would breed enough to have a clan then it's just the kids raising the kids
So in summation:
>something I can call a boyfriend but treat as an object.
>>29868830
>physically compatible
As opposed to physically incompatible, i.e. has no penis
>lots of kids = lots of sex
They either meant that the other way around or they're up for a massive disappointment.
>commonality
>thesaurus overuse
>colored eyes
As opposed to transparent spheres incapable of processing light
This list is not just shit, it's stupid.
>>29870033
Using "communist" as an insult never fails to make laugh. I think it's because I retroactively attribute the statement to liberty prime whenever I see/ hear the word.
As for the OP, I meet nearly all of those criteria except for the ones I'd need to know the girl for (physically compatible, parent approved, friends with our friends, etc), being religious (agnostic, because why wouldn't you be?) and my apparently shit-tier eye color. I didn't know people cared about eye color anymore, but mine are very dark brown, so I guess I just have to fuck off, even though I meet nearly every one one of these remarkably cuntish specifications and I'm sure I more than exceed these sluts' expectations in nearly every other area.
That is a ludicrously specific list. The fact that they want you to already be friends with their friends literally cuts off like 99.99% of the world. Then you add in height and eye color, you're down to, like, MAYBE 1% of that subsection. And then the dude needs to be able to cook and dance and be religious? This list had to have just been made about one person in particular and they're just doing that shit young girls do when they try to be coy in telling someone they like them.
>"You know what kind of guy I want, Chad?"
"What?"
>"I want a strong guy with blonde hair."
"Hey, I have blonde hair. Cool."
>"And blue eyes."
"Woah! I have blue eyes. Sweet!"
>"and he needs to be friends with my friends."
"Crazy! I'm totally friends with your friends!"
>"And he needs to be religious."
"Ehh, I go to church, but I'm not that into it."
>"BUT NOT TOO RELIGIOUS!"
"Crazy! That's exactly how I feel about it!"
>"And he needs to be named 'Chad'."
"Ho. Lee. Shit. I don't know if you know this, but that is my actual name."
>"Hmm? It must be destiny, Chad."
>>29868830
>religious
>wants lots of kids
Yeah, fuck all that shit, these girls sound awful
>>29875187
"physically compatible" is usually code for 'good in bed'
>>29875221
>good in bed
Meh, it just means above average penises.
Just went through the list with my gf
>tfw I got all of them
>>29868830
>kids >religious >cooking >dancing >life goals
Sorry stace, I'm not your guy.
>>29868830
>lists all the requirements
>adds mysterious at the end
Contradictory, this just further proves that women don't know what they want
>>29869185
I love /tv/ it's the best board.
>>29875545
Nah. You just need to be all of those things without telling her. Srsly, m8? Pretty obvious.
>>29868830
>Loves us
probably.
>Parent Approved
probably.
>Friends with our friends
no.
>Physically compatible
possibly.
>Tall
Yes.
>Polite/caring of others
No.
>Trustworthy/faithful
Yes, to a fault.
>Funny/goofy
not really.
>Wants kids
No
>Got their life together
No
>Religious
I'm a pagan, if that counts.
>Same age or older
sure.
>Commonality
possibly.
>can cook
Yes.
>Colored eyes
Yes
>Go with the flow personality
possibly
>Nice hair
No.
>Dancing ability
No
>Cute smile
No
>HOT in a suit
idk maybe
>Smart/good life goals
Most people think I'm smart, but I have no goals.
>Not Marvin
Poor Marvin.
>Friend approved
No
>Mysterious
somewhat. mostly just creepy.
>>29875574
>without telling her
srsly senpai? She got the wrong idea beforehand
>>29868830
>mysterious
>funny/goofy
Fucking stupid list also how can mystery be a thing if all these compatibility checks require you to know the fucking person
The only mysterious thing here is how many chromosome were missing from these fucking roasties
>go with the flow personality
I admit that got me mad
>>29875929
That's because you know exactly what that really, truly means.
>>29868830
who /Marvin/ here?
>>29869056
>tall
No
>polite
Yeah, I love banter though
>faithful
Usually
>funny/goofy
All the time
>wants a family
Sure
>got their life together
Mostly
>religious
Not at all
>Can cook
Basic stuff
>colored eyes
Hazel so not really
>nice hair
I get complimented on it sometimes
>dancing ability
Got praised on a wedding this weekend
>cute smile
I think it's pretty gross
>hot in a suit
I look just OK in a suit
>smart/life goals
Getting a degree on a good uni
>mysterious
Sometimes, but usually you can read me like an open book
>tall
Average
>polite
Yes
>faithful
Yes
>funny/goofy
Yes
>wants a family
Yes
>got their life together
Absolutely no
>religious
No, but I can tolerate a religious gf
>Can cook
No
>colored eyes
No
>nice hair
No, 21 and balding already
>dancing ability
No
>cute smile
No
>hot in a suit
No
>smart/life goals
No
>mysterious
Kinda
>>29875501
how tall are you?
what's your IQ?
How are you mysterious?
what job do you have?
How many kids do you want?
Will you marry her?
>>29868830
>tall
Almost 6'1 so I guess so
>polite
I try to be nice to everyone
>faithful
Yeah
>funny/goofy
My whole life is one big joke
>wants a family
No
>got their life together
Ha
>religious
eh
>Can cook
Yeah
>colored eyes
Shitty green eyes
>nice hair
People tell me it's really nice since it's so soft
>dancing ability
2 left feet
>cute smile
eh
>hot in a suit
eh
>smart/life goals
I just want a decent job and an average life, that's it
>mysterious
Not sure what this is asking desu
>>29868830
I can pretty much fit all of those exempt tall. I'm only 5'9".
But I'm picky about any girl I'll date.
>>29874488
>Stockholm
Oh gee what a surprise.
>>29868830
This list is complete bullshit. The first quality every woman really wants is "Has a ton of money to spend on me"
>>29868830
>Loves us
Yeah I suppose
>Parent approved
Not a problem, somehow all parents like me for whatever reason
>Friends with our friends
I tolerate, but ahhh hell naww. No way I become actually friends with my gf's friends ever.
>physically compatible
Aka has a big dick? Well I've left nobody hanging so I guess it gets the job done.
>Tall
Yes, around 6'2
>Polite
As long as you don't give me reason not to be
>faithful
Never cheated and always deliver if promised. Sometimes sooner sometimes later.
>Funny/goofy
If you dig my sense of humor, you're in for a treat
>wants Kids
Yeah
>life together
More or less. I'm not a morning person at all though
>religious
First actual no. I deem it useless for me.
>Two useless questions, moving on.
>Can cook
Hell yeah. Everyone should.
>colored eyes. Wtf is this shit?
>go with the flow
I suppose I am to an extend.
>define nice hair
>dancing
Yes
>cute smile
Frankly I don't think so
>Hot in a suit
Well I'm kinda fat, so unless you're into that...
>Definitely not Marvin (poor guy, bitches be bitches)
>Friend approved, useless question
>Mysterious
I get that a lot, so I guess. Wtf is up with this mysterious shit anyway
>tall
yes
>polite
yes
>faithful
yes
>funny/goofy
yes
>wants a family
yes
>got their life together
so so
>religious
no
>Can cook
No
>colored eyes
No
>nice hair
depends, some people love it, some people dislike it
>dancing ability
no but I can dance in clubs
>cute smile
yes
>hot in a suit
no
>smart/life goals
i don't know
>mysterious
maybe?
>>29869056
>tall
Yes
>polite
Yes
>faithful
Yes
>funny/goofy
Yes
>wants a family
Yes, someday but not for at least 10 years.
>got their life together
Not really
>religious
Fuck no
>Can cook
No
>colored eyes
Yes
>nice hair
Yes
>dancing ability
No. I'm white and didn't grow up dancing. Nignogs dance all the time; that's the only reason they're "naturally" good dancers. I'm pretty racist, btw. No mention about not being racist on that list of attributes in a dream man so I guess I'm good to go.
>cute smile
Yes
>hot in a suit
Never worn a suit.
>smart/life goals
Yes
>mysterious
Girls think I'm "mysterious" because I'm tall and good looking. If I were ugly, I'd just be considered creepy and autistic (which I basically am, despite presenting the outward appearance of a well adjusted normie).
Fuck.
Fuck, I hope not all gals are like the gals who wrote this.
>>29868830
can someone explain the mysterious meme? Are there any guys on here who have had girls describe them as mysterious? I'm in terms of dictionary definitions somewhat mysterious, but I'm guessing that's not what these girls actually mean.
>>29868830
those fucking autistic cancerous women putting extremely high standards once again.
fucking women
>tfw tick all the boxes
>tfw actually have a gf
come on, it's easy you homos.
>>29877096
How can you tick everything?
You can't even control some of thoose things.
>>29876941
>can someone explain the mysterious meme?
Meme is right. Mysterious means sexy bad boy who is motivated by things girls can't fathom, so they assume he's deep and everything he does has some hidden meaning. It's an x factor that makes a hot guy even hotter by branding him; now he's an enigma, a living riddle that needs to be solved. But it only works if you're attractive. Otherwise, you're just an autistic creep.
Here is an excerpt supposedly written by a hot girl describing why she likes edgy, masculine guys (edgy not being used as robots on 4chan use it but mysterious, cool, dangerous).
Read this and picture the guy as Sean O'Pry.
"When I was 17, I went to a party at someone's house with a girlfriend.
An edgy guy had a joint and was passing it around in a circle. Later, I was sitting down, and he sat next to me. He looked like a sexy bad boy, and he was flirting with me (subtly)...After asking around, I was told he left to walk home (mysterious), and I got his name. I was determined (challenged) to get this guy. I did end up with him for a couple of months too. ;)"
http://www.goodlookingloser.com/laid/fundamentals/looks-and-style/why-edgy-masculine-looking-guys-will-always-be-more-appealing-to-hot-girls
Now imagine if the guy looked like a fat neckbearded robot. It would read like this:
"When I was 17, I went to a party with a girlfriend. This ugly, fat, pale guy who looked like he lived in a basement crashed our circle where we were passing around a joint. He put his greasy, Cheeto encrusted lips on the joint and after that I didn't want another hit. He began leering at me in an attempt to flirt and I thought I might throw up. I started wondering whether he was planning to rape me. I felt so relieved when I learned he walked home when no one was looking!"
fucks sake lads
>>29877339
>Meme is right. Mysterious means sexy bad boy who is motivated by things girls can't fathom, so they assume he's deep and everything he does has some hidden meaning.
Oh wow I'm doing good
>It's an x factor that makes a hot guy even hotter by branding him; now he's an enigma, a living riddle that needs to be solved.
Yeah, I'm Really doing good!
> But it only works if you're attractive. Otherwise, you're just an autistic creep.
Fuck.
>>29877228
I know, I had no control
But I still tick them
>>29877476
Basically:
"Lel, get lucky mates"
>>29869056
>tall
Yes
>polite
Kind of
>faithful
I think i would get paranoid of my gf cheating
>funny/goofy
Girls don't enjoy my sense of humor
>wants a family
Only if the girl is virgin, otherwise is just a fuckdoll to me
>got their life together
I'm slowly doing it
>religious
No
>Can cook
No
>colored eyes
No
>nice hair
I shave my head
>dancing ability
No
>cute smile
No
>hot in a suit
No
>smart/life goals
I guess
>mysterious
I've been told I am
>>29868830
the fuck did I just read
asjkdskj
>>29868830
Who cares I just use addblock to get rid of triggering content aslong as I block one block all.
>>29868830
I'm so glad some women got together to talk about important things in life. Such an essential talent for a girl to have. How to judge every single male to Herculean standards. Keep putting that Woman's Studies degree to good use, babe.
>>29868830
>says all that
>says he has to be "mysterious"
Girls are literally a meme
>every single person in your family line back to the first human got laid and reproduced
>you are the first in that line to fail
>>29875501
>29875501
Of course you got through with them all with a gf.
She can just pass off the vague compatible shit listed as compliments.
It's not like your gf is going to dock you points.
green eyes is the only part i have on that chart
>>29868830
I wouldn't bother with them, if I came up with a list of standards I would get crucified by normies, white knights and roasties.
Women can have standards
Low value men can not
>>29877888
>you are a living c-c-c-c-combo breaker
All those answers ! Some you guys are answering for the fun and I totally understand that , but for those who are unironically answering those criteria expecting that it's what women want. If you qualify, they will most likely drop you . Even the most alpha of guys doesn't qualify but can still get a girl , because girls don't know what they want, their pussy does. But ,hey, it's/r9k/ most of you guys already know this.
I fucking hate women
>be tall
>women want me
>but then they find out how autistic I am
>then they don't want me
Not even height can save autism, boys
But those standards are so fucking accurate of what the average woman wants, and they're so fucking delusional, Christ above help us
Dumb roasties. You can just replace all of those with "He is a Chad"
>coloured eyes
How the fuck can you not have coloured eyes? Do you have to cut them out then?
>not Marvin
Oc
>>29872580
>I'M A WEEEIIIRDDOOOOOOO
>tfw 5'10"
but /r9k/ told the manlet thing was a meme and girls didnt care
i don't have colored eyes and i'm not trustworthy
>yes i look at your friends' profiles and jerk it to their bikini pictures
>>29868830
>Regardless of how I feel about somebody if my parents/friends don't like them I won't date them.
I thought most people got over this shit at 16 or so.
>>29868830
I probably won't be parent approved even if I do by some miracle land that sort of gf, but whatever I'll make a list of all the shit that I objectively don't fulfill.
>Wants kids
I'm infertile.
>got their life together
NEET life.
>religious
Nope.
>colored eyes
Black is technically a color but I don't think that's what she'd want.
>go with the flow personality
Don't even know what that really means but it's probably not me.
>nice hair
I don't think a genetic failure of a semi-curly hair can be considered nice.
>smart/good life goals
Refer to 'got their life together'.
Other than that, literally all me :^).
>>29878374
christ above will not help
Jesus was an alien
They are watching us to make sure we evolve so that they can create hybrid races from the best traits. Jesus was a feminist.
>>29868830
>tfw fit tall and mysterious
at least I got something to be proud of.
This looks to be made by conservative teenage girls.
>>29868830
I'm tall but that doesn't get me much. Sure some women (aka WHORES) are all flirty with me but they're literally always trash-tier single moms or complete psychos.
I just want a good hearted woman goddamn it.
>>29868830
>wants all those qualities
>wants mysterious
lol dumb womenz
>>29868830
I'm tall... I guess that's it.
>>29878675
but if you are not attractive mysterious becomes creepy
>>29872580
someone has to care enough about you for you to be mysterious.
when a girl wants a "mysterious" guy she wants to lay around and wonder about him, because he's already attractive and interesting it becomes a pleasure to fill in the blanks and speculate.
le dark moody edgelord is not what's alluded to
>>29870288
See >>29877339
The parameters of "mysterious" are really flexible. It's basically 'be good looking and not too much of a plain nice guy.' You know, the kind of guy she cucks by cheating with Chad.
what is an S.O.
>>29868830
>Normie girls do this and it's cute tee hee
>Chris Chan does this and it's the highest form of autism.
>>29879666
>satanic trips of truth
Confirmed
>parents approved
depends but I think older people can like me
>physically compatible
does it mean to be pretty as them? Lel no but not a total monster
>tall
feels bad to be a manlet
>funny goofy
I can act like that if I want to I guesd
>got their life together
kek
>religious
i can pretend to be full buddhist
>eyes
brown eyes are a curse
>dancing ability
heh
>cute smile
:^)
>hot
Nobody will ever use this word in regards of myself, it jist can't happen
>smart
yeah I am nerdy and normies have such a low standards for intelligence so I would pass I guess
>mysterious
i am not edgy but I have my share of problem and some pretty scars from my emo period
I-it's enough r-right robots?
>>29868830
Yeah, only that I'm not white so I guess I wouldn't be parent approved
Maybe if one of them is a spic
>>29868997
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>>29871925
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>>29881696
>Still falling for the manlet meme in 2016
When are you cucks going to wake the fuck up and realize no one really gives a shit? Okay, being SUPER short will definitely hurt you but most of you probably aren't even turbo manlets. And even then, look at all the turbo manlets who have conquered Hollywood! Be inspired.
Respect yourself, robots.
>>29868830
I lost at parents approved
>>29882116
>robots
>respecting themselves
>>29868830
I actually meet every standard except having my life together, it's kinda what makes a me a failed normie or cyborg
>>29882116
That chart should be updated, Robin Williams hangs way higher than the others now
>>29882826
we need the fire department for this kind of burn
>>29868830
>Don't love US.
>Parents would likely not approve (at least at first)
>70kg
>178cm
>Not polite and definetely not caring (except with my mom)
>Trustworthy with my friends
>Fucking serious
>Do not want kids (at least today)
>College student
>Atheist
>25 yrs old
>Hell of a cook desu
>hazel eyes, run off the mill
>curly hair, jewfro
>can't dance, I'm a robot
>very good dental health
>don't own a suit
>lots of life goals
>Friends would likely not approve
>>29868830
>physically compatible
Don't know what this means. Compatible for what? Sex? Is one of the criteria that I have a penis?
>tall
As I don't know the standards set, I don't know if I qualify. I'm 6 foot 1. I imagine I have to be taller than them, but they could be 6 foot 4 for all I know.
>colored eyes
All eyes are colored. Not really a unique trait.
>go with the flow personality
Don't know what this means. I do know what it means to go with the flow, but I don't build my personality around it.
>nice hair
What is nice hair? I don't know the standards set by these people.
>dancing ability
Possessing two legs and a sense of rhythm, I possess the ability to dance. Is that enough?
>smart/good life goals
Seems to me like these are two different criteria and should therefore be seperate.
>friend approved
Kinda redundant coupled with "friends with out friends" above. If you're friends with each other's friends, then you're approved by them. Easy as that.
>mysterious
Again, how?
I don't date chicks who aren't clear about what they want, sorry.
>>29868830
they will just date the one with the best abs
list means nothing
>>29868830
Hell no.
I want 0 kids
Religion is retarded imo
Fuck friends and fuck your parents, I want nothing to do with them
>>29868830
>friends with our friends
so you have to happen to know their shitty friends? nope
>tall
*triggered*
>religious
nope
>dancing ability
never
>hot in a suit
maybe
>good life goals
fuggg :DD
>mysterious
nope
>>29868830
and then they go out with blacks hahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahahah
>>29869056
>>tall
No. 5'8 here
>>polite
Usually. Women tend to not be nearly as polite as they think they are and they usually want men to literally prostrate themselves for them.
>>faithful
Yes
>>funny/goofy
Yes. Im not a fucking comedian though. Its incredibly hard to be funny when the girl acts like a wet rag.
>>wants a family
Maybe.
>>got their life together
No but im still pretty young.
>>religious
Oh fucking please. Why is this on the list? They know they dont care about this shit. I swear they are probably drowning in cocks all week but want a religious provider.
>>Can cook
Yes
>>colored eyes
Blue so yes
>>nice hair
I think
>>dancing ability
I have the ability I guess
>>cute smile
Maybe?
>>hot in a suit
No idea
>>smart/life goals
Smart yes. No life goals.
>>mysterious
Maybe?
I can see why so many women are unhappy with their marriages. Meeting these "NEEDS" are actually flat out impossible to 70% of men. You need to be gifted with great genetics for height, eyes, body, hair, and generally a chad like personality.
Even if you have all those things they still want intelligence, good morals, and life goals (which just means money). So yeah, most men just cant have all that and these girls consider those things essential.
Oh well. Such is the nature of the beast.
>>29869185
>having preferences and wanting a good partner episode
Nigger, if I go around asking for a 6'3 supermodel gf that makes 100k a year and will let me be a stay at home dad you would either laugh in my face or roll your eyes.
This shit is insane. Its hypergamy, not preference.
>>29868925
Tfw everyone in school compared me with marvin. Just kill me already.
Well, I'm polite, faithful and I'm not Marvin. I hope that's good enough.
>>29868830
Why not just cut the shit and just put "is a nigger" on there?
