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>tfw the Pokemon Go fad, while it lasts, may be the single most perfect opportunity to meet people as an autist
>will end up squandering it anyway
I've already seen a few girls playing it alone. But since I'm too retarded to act they probably already got picked up by PKMN Trainer Chad.
It's not out here in the UK yet but I know the types of people that'll be out playing it and it won't be qts. It'll be fat retarded autists.
>>29866417
UK girls don't like Pokemon?
Honestly the girls I saw were at least average. And it's popularity hasn't peaked yet so I know I'm bound to see more.
>>29866385
probably anon. I wish I was attractive so people would think i'm cute
>>29866417
I've seen girls playing it. they are not 10/10's but around 5-6's playing it usually
as long as you're not one of those fucks that goes into a shady area because of a lure and gets fuckin' mugged.
>>29866451
Not around here, no. They'll be too busy being shagged.
girls on tumblr are already writing about one night stands they had meeting guys at the same pokestop
>>29866417
this shit is probably the most mainstream thing out right now. there are tons of normalfags getting in on this for their dose of "nerd" cred.
I'm amerifat but I wonder how it'll do in Northern Europe. I hear from /int/ that talking to strangers in public there is not socially accepted.
>>29866509
Waiting to come back from beta now. It'll be better in a few weeks without normies everywhere.
>>29866494
It was bound to happen.
>>29866494
what the fuck post pics and make it a meme
Does anyone know if the game has a data saving mode? I have a shit allowance (500mb) and im planning on switching sims soon enough.
>>29866385
I usually go out around 9 for runs when it's cooler and no normies are out but now all these tweens are ruining my jogs and asking what pokemon I have. I play pokemo go too but I don't like the idea of talking to local autists about it
>Go on a walk through town today
>People fucking EVERYWHERE playing pokemon
>Everyone is with their group of friends
>I'm by myself
a-at least I caught a krabby
I keep placing lures at my local Taco Bell during dinner rush hours to mess with the wageslaves inside. Hundreds of autistic Pokemon Go users looking for a place to sit and use free wifi flood the place and give them more business than those little wagecuckies can handle. Pokemon Go is amazing.
It's like I have a personal army of autists to unleash on whatever business I want.
>>29866385
i'm glad this shit came out in the summer and not during the school year at uni, hopefully it will die down by then.
>>29866629
we should do robot meetups to play pokeman so we don't look as autistic.
>>29866385
#JusticeForTeamValor
>Crashes immediately on iPhone 4s
>>29866585
You used to be able to do a host file level block on Ingress to keep it from loading thumbnails. IIRC, that cut data a bit. Not sure if the trick works for the PoGo engine too.
>>29866629
Krabby is kinda shit but I almost killed myself trying to get one
Also a girl I think is kinda cute likes the game (praise) but I dunno if she's chosen a team yet. I'mma try and explain that Team Valor isn't all that bad but that's kind of an uphill battle.
It's the most normie thing out at the moment. Any girls playing it are already in relationships or out of our leagues.
>>29866637
Gee, thanks, Satan.
>>29866672
oh shit niga you valor too? me too my nigga where you at?
>>29866637
You are absolutely the most devilish genius anon, will do this myself
>>29866767
Up in Indy my nigga
>>29866637
This is absolutely incredible. Thanks for the idea.
>>29866672
>>29866724
>>29866767
>All these valor bros
It's funny how instinct is literally all children and mystic is a bunch of fedoras
>tfw want to play pokemon go
>tfw black
I don't want to get shot by the police and become the next dindu.
>>29866637
This actually sounds like a genius way to meet people, maybe you'll see some cuties
>>29866865
I was about to tell you just to play in a black area but then your phone might get stolen. Sounds tough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ztLtpuwkM
The only ones I've seen posting about it on Kikebook are what you expect: fat manchildren and Tumblr whalebeasts.
Nothing I'd give a second look at.
as usual.
>>29866961
Maybe it's mostly hambeasts are posting about it but I really did see decent looking girls playing. Even asian. Alone.
>>29866637
i had no interest in playing the game but now i think i'm about to download it because of your post
A little kid started talking to me about pokemon at the park today. It made me suddenly very aware that we're all playing a kids game
>>29867001
Trust me, if they meet even your lowest standards, they already have a boyfriend.
Fucking normies with data
>>29866385
>have a preference for water pokemons
>need to go to a water area for them
>dont want to drive to the beach or to a lake
I just want a Kingler
ROBROS READ THIS
Robbers have been targeting pokemon go players by using a becon thing on map attracting players to that location when they get there get robbed
Also INB4 a Fembot gets raped playing GO
I love this shit. It makes our walks much more entertaining and it's nice to see so many people share an interest I have. I met the kids who owned the gym nearest to me and they were pretty cool.
>>29866637
Placing lures?
I'm kinda stupid, you'll have to elaborate please.
>>29867025
Find it interesting that kids and adults both enjoy playing the same franchise.
>>29867051
It doesn't even require much data, dude. I've got a shitty 2GB/month plan and OS claims it used <0.01GB after 30 minutes.
>want to go outside and catch pokemon
>literally only 2 pokestops within 8-9km, 9 within 12km
>"o-okay I'll just make do with what I have"
>Gym about a 30 second walk away
>check it out
>trainer is level 12 with a 1200cp Lapras
This game is designed so fucking badly.
>>29867070
That's fucking genius goddamn. But playing it at night by yourself is pretty stupid
>>29866494
GIB ME DA PUSSY BOSS
>>29866637
im stealing this meme
t. uberdriver
>>29867075
Chads going to play this game find those kids who own that gym and beat the fuck out of their beta asses
Pokemon GO is a conspiracy by normies to kill of the NEET master race. Don't fall for it robot comrades. I know you're better than falling for obvious normie traps. The PokeStops are all soon to be gas chambers to kill NEETs, but only after they can gain their trust.
>>29867025
Took you 20 years to figure that one out, huh.
>>29867062
I had a cloyster in my apartment for basically no reason, there's no water near here and I'm usually swarmed with pidgeys and weedles
>>29867114
Aight bro.
>tfw you don't want to seem like an autist who knows all the pokemon evolutionary lines
>>29867070
Oh shit thats smart... thanks for the heads up though, I just read about a group of 4 armed guys robbing Go players in daylight
>>29867070
NEETS getting robbed great now I def wont get this
>>29866417
I"m in the US but Im not seeing only fat grills out catching pokemon. Some are legit qtpies.
>Picked blue
Should I just kill myself? Hiw do I switch?
i ran into some people playing pokemon go and we were talking about levels. i'm level 12 and they were 7 and 8.
I thought they would be impressed but instead they said "lol we have real jobs we arent nerds who sit around playing video games all day" and walked off. Thought I would share my pokemon go experience
>>29867103
I could see it happen though some poor robro out in the city at night in a parking lot solo.. its going to happen
>>29867199
I don't think you can but it's all good, majority of players like Mystics.
>tfw just convinced a qt to join Valor
IT FUCKING BEGINS
>>29867147
Anyone who's ever played a pokemon game knows the original 150, you don't have to worry until they update it to the third generation
>>29867202
Pokemon Go is just a excuse for chads to belittle us and stacys to laugh at is if we strike convo with them.. I bet they are going to take pictures of us on their phones
>>29867202
>Sit around
Do they not understand the concept
>>29867233
Forgot my very own original picture
>>29867274
>XD
is she autistic anon?
>>29867070
>people to go to a specific place because there's a rare pokemon
>blacks are staying hidden in the bushes
>they wait until a sizeable group of people appear
>team rocket theme plays
>the blacks pop out of the bushes with guns
>they make them put their phone in a bag and they run off
>cops find them
>they resist
>police open fire
>team nogget blasting off again
>>29866385
more like to meet teenagers and normies
>>29867311
She's just a normal girl anon
even if she wasn't normal
she's a girl
they like using emojis
Who else here not participating in this retarded normie game? It's catered almost exactly to those "90's kids" by only using the the first 151 that they all know whether they're a fan or not. I'm just waiting for the first rape / murder of a child trying to catch a pidgey in the woods.
>>29866683
i know that feel brobot but its sfartibg to work when i dont use the AR camera
>>29867328
well is she cute at least?
describe her
Pokemon GO seems like shit but i've been enjoying it since it gives me an excuse to go outside.
>normies on facebook talking about how great the game is and how much fun they're having because 'omg I remember pokemon'
>same normies that mocked me for playing pokemon in high school
FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ONLY INTEREST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29866494
Holy shit, seriously?!?! I'm so jealous if this actually happened, figured most autistic girls were too shy to talk with an autistic guy and vice versa, let alone flirt with them.
>>29867338
>not knowing that pidgeys are fucking everywhere and that you dont need to go to the woods to find them
GET WITH THE TIMES, GRAMPS
>>29867368
I'd say 6-7/10
Has a whole scene thing going on about her
Recently got her hair cut short
Kinda shortish
Small tits
She seems like a cool not particularly insane person.
Can someone explain what lures do? And also what Pokestop/Pokeshops are? So if I go to a Pokestop/Pokeshop I can rest, buy stuff and capture pokemon? So it's like a hub where other players in the area gather? So if you want to meet other players then it's best to travel to a pokeshop/pokestop?
>watch the show still
>normies call grown men losers who watch anime
>now they're walking around and catching mon
Jesus, nothing is sacred
>>29867413
>tfw the chad that bullied me for playing pokemon would probably be doing the sameif he didn't die in a car crash
>>29867441
hmm well good on you anon sounds like a fun ol time
>>29867431
I am with the times because I play the current games (X and OR), but I don't play stupid mobile apps. I just said the first gen 1 pokemon that popped in my head. Fuck these normies who laughed when I play my 3ds, but now play this shit on their phones.
>>29867489
It's because it's LE ORIGINAL 150 from LE 90'S
people will lose interest when they add more pokemon
>>29867413
Ya this shit pisses me off I got bullied for liking this game now these fucks are playing it
>>29867236
Still, I can't imagine it going well.
>"No, you can only get a Milotic by evolving a Feebas, which you need to max out the beauty stat before evolving"
>"You need a Tyrogue to get a Hitmonchan, Hitmonlee, or Hitmontop. Attack > Defense for Hitmonchan, Defense > Attack for Hitmonlee, and Attack = Defense for Hitmontop"
>"Whatever, nerd"
>>29867470
They're little stops where you grab usually around 3-5 pokeballs. Lot of folks gather around there.
Drove up to a local golf course and got my Pokeballs, saw another dude pull up phone in hand, knew he was doing the same thing. Then I caught a Beedrill.
>>29867470
I think you apply lures to the pokestops. This changes them to pink petals. Pokemons randomly pop up at lured pokestops so you can just sit there and wait. You can get pokeballs and stuff from pokestops.
>>29867338
This will 110% happen senpai fucked up though people already being robbed while playing it lured to locations
>>29867520
>playing actual pokemon past red and blue, MAYBE yellow
NERD, LOL!
>>29867076
Different guy here. The game has an item you can place at a pokestop that will draw in pokemon and make it easy to catch a bunch. Anyone at the pokestop cam take advantage of this effect. This effect is visible on the in game map.
>>29867338
>It's catered almost exactly to those "90's kids" by only using the the first 151
It's limited to the first 151 because they don't know how to balance the game around 721 of them.
>>29867531
You don't need to be so insecure anon, who cares if they think you're a nerd? Don't let others' opinions affect what you enjoy
>>29867470
Pokestops are where chads waiting to beat you up and rape fembots
>>29867534
>>29867537
I just opened the app for the first time and the nearest Pokestop is a park like five minutes from my house, I can't just "sit" there because it's a shady park. I also don't want parents to think I'm a creepy pedophile, also it's a good place to get mugged if I'm by myself.
I mostly just don't want to go there because it's a place where parents bring their kids, I'll look creepy if I show up by myself.
>>29867522
Why are you getting butthurt and acting like it's some sort of meme behaviour? People liked it growing up so it's nostalgic for them. Not to mention they were great games, featuring the best Pokemon.
>>29867553
wait is it confirmed that Mew and mewtwo are even in the game? pls tell me you dont have to go to some fucking island in the middle of nowhere to catch them
>find more motivation to go outside for some shitty kids game than actual hobbies and projects that would improve my life
>dont go out because I realise how pathetic that is
Just end me already.
>>29867541
Good, this was a retarded app that wasn't thought throw. I hope the "gathering" aspect is taken away so crimes aren't likely to happen.
>>29867542
Pokemon is one of the only games I actually still play (might actually be the only one). I want to battle real people not cpu's all the time so I have to play the new ones. I don't mind them either since they're still the same game at the core.
>>29867553
Also jew options when they can release the rest for money.
>>29867624
you don't. you probably have to be a high level like 50 or something idk. the higher the level the rarer pokemon you get.
>>29867656
is it really higher level = rarer, or is it just higher level = higher average CP you encounter? cuz it seems like everyone in the area will see the same pokemon spawn regardless of trainer level, only difference being that pokemon's CP level
>>29867593
Wonder when nintendo gets sued, some 12 yo boy goes to a pokestop at a shadey park and gets raped/murdered by a pedo
This is a app for pedos cleary gotta catch em all..
>>29867593
Just be there when the sun is out. If you're afraid of being depicted as an pedo, make a cape out of your curtains so it is more obvious that you're an autist.
>>29867560
Let's be real, there are hobbies that are much more socially acceptable than pokemon. This shit just go co-oped by normal people, and to be an autist about it is a death knell for your social life. Aside from other autists, do you really think normal people would be impressed that you can list off evolutionary lines?
It's best to act like you don't know.
>not out in the UK yet
>Download the apk file out of curiosity
>Mfw there are shitloads of pokestops, gyms and shit within five minutes walking distance
Just fucking release it officially what the fuck
>>29867593
>>29867593
I know this feel. I walked around my apartment complex and ended up by the shared pool. There was a bunch of small kids enjoying their summer break, I had to run away as fast as possible, I didn't want their parents see me pointing my phone at their semi nude kids.
>>29867718
this is your chance to maybe get a gf m8.
>>29867683
>pokemon go gets shut down and no one can play it because some parent didnt watch their kid
>>29867754
>Getting a gf through Pokemon go
>Paisley
More of a chance selling fake ecstasy pills to bimbos outside of a club.
>>29867681
not completely sure. I mean i heard pokemon like dratini being caught when you are like level 10 and unseen when you are at a lower level. The CP of it is also low comparable to common pokemon. I also feel like your CP maximum for pokemon increases when you level up.
>>29867817
it definitely does, i feel like my pidgeot was maxed out at 690 but then after my trainer level up a few times, i noticed the CP bar wasn't maxed out anymore and I could level it to 717 or something
>>29867750
This just an example of one instance where Pokemon GO causes an awkward situation, if they put a pokemon at the pool of an apartment and a bunch of kids are swimming then it looks awkward like you said pointing your phone at them.
I've been seeing a fairly large group of people gathered downtown here near the courthouse (gym) pretty consistently the past few nights.
Can I just... go up and talk to them? I don't know what to say...
>>29867961
Just shout haha late night gym session eh brahs? Haha
You'll be the most popular guy there.
>the grand scheme to get shutins off their asses and make money off them at the same time is working better than expected
>>29867961
Say "How many pokemon have you captured?" and if they say "Like 50 or 60 my dude" then say "HA! You're like a little baby."
Assert dominance and get pussy.
>>29867961
hey you guys playing pokemon go?
how many pokemon have you caught?
can i noin you?
the whole appeal of the game is the fact that anylne can be a trainer
>>29867323
Out playing go instead of masturbate on
Should've stayed at home and played your Playstation
Looking at your phone and keep from looking above
Now well kick your face in wear your ass like a glove
Nakeesha
Jaymes
Team nogget blast off at the speed of light
We take your phones then we're out of sight
Nigga one hunnit
>>29866637
Cool idea except for the fact that this does NOT WORK because other people are unable to see the pokemon you find for now.
They plan on adding this "stealing" feature, but for now this does not work.
>>29868072
wait you know what a lure is, right?
>>29866417
If you go on Twitter EVERYONE is playing it
Mostly actual Chad's and some qt nerd girls
But a ton of Normie chicks play it too
Its probably because a lot of the "essential Twitter accs like Worldstar are constantly tweeting Pokemon Go memes making it seem cool for normies
What's the weirdest experience you've guys had with the game so far?
I live in LA and jog around 2AM, I saw a ton of grass activity around this really long and really dark alley. I wasn't sure if I should risk it or not but I did only to see several homeless guys sleeping on the concrete floor. Still managed to catch a couple of new Pokemon.
Also, saw this really tall gangster looking guy walking around some of the Pokestops with his eyes glued to the phone, weird.
>>29866683
>>29867341
I figured out it was because I was jailbroken. If anyone else is suffering from insta-crash install the "masterball" tweak.
Poke-gf here I come.
how do you guys play this game
it's so shitty
are you just forcing yourselves to try to meet people?
>>29868120
i kind of like it though, it makes it feel like anyone can be a trainer, like how in the Pokemon games you would even get approached by gangstas and cave hikers for a Pokemon battle
it's like Pokemon is just a hobby that everyone does instead of just a videogame for nerds
Is pokemon go the perfect way to get alittlegf?
>>29868362
i got mine without it, so probably not
>>29868362
ask /tv/. Don't worry about it being off-topic.
>>29868362
>tfw you have a whole folder of her
so kawaii
>>29866865
They only shoot you if you commit a crime, mang. You should be more worried about other dindus with guns.
>>29868831
>walking around in a suburban neighborhood while black
Are you trying to get the nigger shot?
>>29868734
>ywn lick Sabrina's pits
jdimsa
Is it normal if nothing happens when I press "sign in"?
>>29868860
>the sheltered trigger happy night guard who hasnt seen a black kid before
yeah i can see this happening
>>29868362
Is "Litle girlfriend" code for like a petite-childlike girlfriend? Or some girlfriend that is the female version of a manchild?
>>29868109
>wait, what is programming?
If a lapras shows up on your radar nobody else in the area can see it yet. It's pseudo mmo as of yet. They plan on adding this but it just isn't implemented. The only thing that incense lure is doing right now is attracting pokemon to YOUR device while you're at tacobell, so OP's idea is effectively doing nothing.
>>29869018
no, that is the scent thing that sticks on your for 30 minutes. i've gotten a bunch of those at pokestops
a lure is a device you can only attach to pokestops, and it shows up on anyones screen if theyre in that area. works for everyone. those are more rare to get at a poke stop and are $1 otherwise in the store
>>29867413
this, cunts
Why can't normies be purged?
>>29866451
I'm in the UK, all girls here are normies/stacies/sluts
>meet a girl at a pokestop
oh god no im not ready for this i'm way too insecure
>>29868924
Please respond to my originaI question.
>>29867418
dude this is a normie game bro, you have to go outside to play it... its not a bunch of autismos
>>29869018
I'll never understand people like you. It's fine if you don't know how the game works, yet you act like you're an expert.
>tfw doesn't even fucking work on my iphone 4 s
REEEEEEEEE
>>29869483
If it's jailbroken you need to install masterball to avoid crashing at load. But I still can't get past the login screen.
>tfw most normies and nerds don't know how to get it here (Norway) as it's "Not available in your country" trough the play store
>mfw got a US credit card that I signed up with in the US a few years ago
>mfw US play store access internationally
Going downtown to play soon robots, perhaps I'll see some of my old Ingress "buddies"
>>29867625
>sennhieser
KEK
>>29868943
A lgf is a very underage girlfriend.
>>29869273
greentext what happened please.
in fact, everyone reply with your pokestop encounters stories
i was at the mall today with my siblings and we ran into like 50 other people playing it. i think i looked like an idiot wandering thru a store with my phone up tho
>wake up at 10 am
>mother says she is going to the park to walk the 3 mile trail
>decide to go with her
>catch 30+ Pokemon
>get home
>get in car
>go to mall
>walk through mall and destroy the blue gym
>two nerds appear and sit near me at the gym
>we converse for a while
>get Panda Express and keep talking and playing over lunch
>mention the big Pokemon fb group I'm in
>there's a huge meetup happening later
>they are poorfags who rode the bus here
>offer a ride because fuck it I'm going there anyway
>we arrive at the place before anyone else
>place baits on three stops in close proximity to eachother
>people begin to accumulate
>one of the nerds has an extension cord and we all charge up
>about 40-60 people have accumulated
>admins of the Facebook group arrive
>they figure out I put up the lures and make me a mod on the group page
>we begin to parade our group of about 50 people through the area which is very populated
>it's 90 degrees out and everyone is drenched in sweat
>a pikachu appears
>the entire group is yelling and running like crazed autists
>a collective cheer is had when we find it
>same thing happens with a ponyta
>as phones die, group disperses
>admins walk into a bar and get drunk
>me and my two pet nerds enter an ice cream shop to loiter and charge phones
>we part ways at about midnight
>I arrive home and type this post
And that is the story of how I spent literally 15 hours of today playing Pokemon Go
>>29870701
Sounds comfy, mildly jealous
>>29870735
The least comfy part was allowing strangers into my car, but it turned out alright. I'm pretty sure one of them was a literal autist and the other one was a depressed permavirgin.
>>29866826
I chose mystic because the three gyms in my town were all red ;_;
How much data does this game use?
I only have 1 GB a month right now because I'm trying to save money.
>>29870894
bump, I'm on 2gb
>>29870826
Someone told me it uses barely any data, like they played for six hours and it used 10 MB so you should be fine.
>tfw oneitis brunette got internet fame for playing a game she mocked for in high school
How do you describe this feeling? Is there a word?
When you see the same people now the same thing they bullied you for in High School.It hurts guys, I remember it so well when they laughed at me for playing pokemon in my senior year.
Now they're playing it and even talking about how they loved it their whole lives.
>>29871021
Leave a comment asking why they're playing the game they bullied you for playing years ago. See if they reply, block or try and explain it away. It'll tell you a lot about them as people today.
>>29870293
>not pokestop, but gym on campus
>actual autist, like me, slowly creeps up. notice him sitting on a wall in the distance, obviously out of range and peering over at me
>he eventually walks over and has a seat on a nearby bench and starts to play
>suddenly 2 qt's approach and start playing on another bench
>i approach them and question their GPS as mine was having issues
>the autist immediately gets up and walks over, savoring the opportunity
>he mumbles incoherently; i walk away as soon as i heard his light, nervous voice
>frequently peered back as i continued to walk. he stands in front of them silently while playing for about a minute before leaving in my direction
>i just go home
i saw him at a nearby pokestop later on. probably could have been good friends, but i'm too numbed.
>>29871021
It wasn't what you played it was (what you played * how much of a retard you were).
Pokemon is gay, I'm talking about Monster Hunter with goggles. While you're running around swinging around heavy weapons and building muscles you can hunt while in nature and find cool items and stuff. If you live in really cool areas it could be like a cave finding thing where it has night vision and detects certain metals you can mine, or find cool items / fight skeletons and shit.
You all are thinking to small.
I'm not going to be invested in augmented reality until it's like an MMO or an action RPG like Zelda or Dark Souls. It's all or nothing for me.
Plus I'm too old to play pokemon, there isn't enough action, a real man fights with his own skill and stamina, a boy fights using his pets.
Trust me this game isn't the way to meet women
>Thought the same, that Pokemon Go could help me get some girls
>Go to a local Pokespot
>It is just outside the local movie theatre
>a few girls walking around on their phones
>I don't have the game but understand how it works
>want to make some cute Pokemon references to the girls
>I am wearing a green jacket, much like Brock from the Pokemon anime
>Close my eyes in reference to how he walked with his eyes closed
>find a cute girl
>stand in front of her and close my eyes
>Intentionally walk quickly and bump into very cute girl who is playing alone
>we both tumble to the ground
>laugh and say 'well, Brock somehow managed to never bump into cute girls!'
>she clearly doesn't get the joke
>just asks me to 'be more careful' because 'someone my size could hurt her'
>she gets up and rushes off
>sit on the floor broken hearted
it is another false dawn
have a look at those TITS
>>29871021
>Placing a gym in the middle of a fountain that can only be accessed by someone with a boat
Great game
>>29871021
I FUCKING HATE FADS WHERE NORMIES JUMP ON TO SOMETHING I PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
WHATS NEXT A FUCKING SOCIAL APP FOR WAIFUS
>>29871417
They're based on Ingress portals faggot
Do you really think they'd manually go trough 6 gorillion portals?
>>29871475
Kek, keep playing your autistic normie game faggot.
>>29871466
Lol I can just imagine
>year 2033
>new App has waifus from all types of media
>It becomes a fad with normies
>social media posts of "xD my waifu is so cute"
>Chad does a social media post with oneitis dressed as your waifu
>"It's like if my waifu was real bro!"
>mfw purefags btfo as App shows how many people have your waifu as theirs
>out playing it tonight
>some autist sperg keeps explaining things to me and bragging about how he started playing yesterday but is already level 15
>group of ~40 of us camped out on these benches where we can hit 3 pokestops at once when they refresh
>every time one of those pokemon that spawns for everyone shows up, everyone yells out what CP it was for them
it was alright
>>29871549
>>Chad does a social media post with oneitis dressed as your waifu
>>"It's like if my waifu was real bro!"
I would kill myself if I knew that chad got my crush to dress as my waifu and fucked her
>They use their phone
Normos should burn to death. I only have a phone because my mum said I should have it in case of emergencies. I've never paid for it's services and it cancelled itself so it can only receive calls from the one contact I have.
>>29871630
What the fuck you still listen to your mom?
>>29871645
She bought it. I could have thrown it out I suppose but I don't smoke weed so I can't rebel against her.
>>29870894
1 MB every 5 mins
I'm doing ok now, but I'm fucking terrified of when uni starts back up. There are going to be so many fucking normies out playing the game, I'm not going to be able to avoid talking to them, and normies can smell the robot on you, I don't know how, but they can, and I'm going to be mocked for being too high level, or for knowing too much about >151 pokemon, and it's going to crush what little self confidence I have left.
>>29871751
Normies are actually really nice in your face so you should be fine.
Just don't think about them laughing at you behind your back.
>>29871820
it's not even the popular stacy/chad normies I'm worried about. It's college, so there will be a fair share of well rounded people with friends who are genuinely interested and knowledgeable about pokemon past gen 1. They always make me feel inferior whenever I encounter them, because they seem to know more about whatever nerd topic we have in common, but then they turn around and talk like normie shit and it's like they still live normal lives and devote so little effort into their nerd interests but their still better than me. How can they take the one thing I have from me? I just want to be the guy that knows about pokemon and ccgs, why do normies have to 1-up me?
and I swear to Christ almighty if I get this storefront captcha again I'm going to off myself
>>29866637
this anon, I'll be fingering myself tonight on your behalf, picturing your cunning, devilish smile to myself as I cum.
>>29871751
this game's popularity will flame out within the month
no one will be playing it when colleges start back up in august
I was playing fine yesterday but now it asks me to Confirm my account and sends me to the club website, did I get banned? I've been using the location spoofer because fuck going out.
>>29871897
Normies I find will generally know more about popular things in their circle like pokemon because they will talk about it amongst each other and learn more.Since they have a lot of friends they'll end up knowing more than you.
I find in my experience the obscure things that I like normies won't know more so don't think too hard about them 1-uping you,
Crystal was the best one imo.
>>29871968
they;ll rekindle interest with legendary events and pvp whenever those drop though
>>29866494
>mfw missing out my only chance at meeting people because I'm too poor to afford a phone
Is there a way to change teams? I want to change to the yellow team
>Going out at night for some dumb phone app where I live
Yeah naw. I'm fuckin good, I wanna kill myself but I don't wanna get killed in the middle of the night in New York City where I'm just another dead body
>>29872063
>He lives in a town infested with niggers
>He can't enjoy something because it means leaving the house
>>29872078
I live in one of the nicer parts of BKLYN but fuck that man, people apparently go to parks for this stuff, my park is pitch black at night with 0 lights.
>>29872078
Yeah lets just go outside and get robbed or find dead bodies like news stories have already reported happening.
>>29872095
Here in Australia it was all friendly. You can go out whenever you want.
protip guys: want to meet a girl? bring your cute dog along and play pokemon in the most busy spots
>>29872209
all the girls in my area suck and my dogs is getting old
>>29866672
>>29866724
>>29866767
>>29867233
>>29867274
BETTER DEAD THAN RED VALORFAGS
>>29868072
Maybe not for lures (it's hard to tell), but I can confirm Pokemon that show up in certain areas appear for other people in that area, even the temporary ones that aren't there by "Default".
That means a legitimate icebreaker is "hey, an [x] just appeared in the area". You can make friends by hunting it together.
Alright, how do I fuck up a gym?
They're all 800-1000 CP there.
I couldn't even beat one of their pokemon, what do you get if you beat one?
>Going to buy some chalk tomorrow and write "[TEAM] was here!"
>>29871319
Are you literally, completely and utterly goddamn motherfucking autistic?
This is LITERALLY Autism: the post
Please tell me this did not happen.
>>29871897
Go to the options right this second and switch to legacy captcha. It's way less bullshit.
Pokemon Go is the cringiest of shit already.
>>29872575
you're the one that's autistic if you think that actually happened
The game is amazing
Fuck you op
>not officially out in the UK yet
Fucking yank company.
>>29873529
>wanting it out in the UK
You disgust me.
desu I already gave up on my relationship because I know my gf is going to fuck someone she meets playing this goddamn game.
this game is so fucking empty, why is everybody playing it? you literally go from place to place and swipe your finger at pokemon, it's not even satisfying to collect them like in the main games
i swear half of the people who are "obsessed" with pokemon go are only playing it because everyone else is
>>29870701
>talking to people in public
holy fucking normalfag
>>29873962
nah she fat nigga
>>29867147
>Not getting some puss by impressing some normie waifu with the tidbit that Lickitung has another evo in the main games.
>being a mobile shitter
>>29874020
Because they are faggot normies who desperately need to be included in the new hip nerd fad whether they know anything about pokemon or not.
" JUST GOT A CHARMANDER OMFG! " which is probably about as far as they got in the real game.
>>29874342
>the real game
>being an elitist nerd about pokemon
rethink your worldview
>>29874350
Pokemon is a game for toddlers, I don't give a shit.
Trying to represent yourself as something because it's the new fad means you're a weak minded moron who can't think for themselves.
>>29874394
>serious video games for serious adults
>>29874394
>Didn't play pokemon at some point during his childhood and doesn't think its cool to basically be able to live out the game
You almost certainly don't have friends or you're that guy people have known for years since high school and they dislike you but are afraid to drop you from their group for fear you would kill yourself from lack of friends
Can you pokego sheep tell me how battling and trading is gonna happen when you faggots have almost every single pokemon before the patch even hits? Even rares I hear are gonna be exclusive to certain people.
>>29874895
The same Pokemon can have different stats and abilities. Someone can want that Dragonite you have because it has a move you want, even though combat is dicksuck stupid right now
>>29874942
What's the fun in that? For fucks sake, it spits in the face of pokemon.
>They have smart phones
>>29866385
>>29866451
>>29866455
>>29866494
>>29866724
>>29866727
>>29867001
>>29869273
>>29871319
>>29872209
Before any of you r9k misogynists decide to stroll up to a girl who's just minding her own business thinking she's your personal sex object, kindly read this thread please:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/comments/4s0sm5/psa_if_you_see_a_cute_girl_playing_pokemongo_she/?st=iqhycmer&sh=db2284ed
>not available in Germany
what the fuck why
>>29875104
They stopped the roll out because the servers can't handle the load. The game is crapping out ever since it got to America. I think they even postponed the Japanese release, since it was supposed to hit Japan the same time as America
>>29874885
Whatever, excuse me while I go play avideo game
>tfw iphone 4
>>29875938
My brother has the same, felt bad for him so i bought him a cheap android with my NEETbux
>Go to wash my car at 11pm because there's nobody there
>Drive past a park that's a gym
>There's 20-30 people there in the dark
>Almost no phone screens lit up
P-pokemon, right?
Also:
>Finally get a gym pokemon down to 0 health
>It doesn't die
>Keep attacking
>Doesn't die
>kills me
Fix your shit.
>>29866417
not the case. le nerd attention whore gamer girls flock to this shit
source: i work with one
>>29875938
I was thinking about digging up my iphone 4 and using it just for go. Oh well, Android has been better in every way so far.
You know those overly loud annoying cunts at comic cons who have to shout everything and assumes everyone is there to see their stupid lol so quirky cosplay? They're the sort of girls that are playing this trash. Don't play it anon, especially not to meet women
>>29866385
I've seen a few players now; I feel like I'm finally getting a chance to see "internet people" irl.
>>29866385
Hope you know that if you actually play that shit you're a complete tool and I'd smash your phone to the ground if I saw you in public playing that.
>>29866655
>we should do robot meetups to play pokeman so we don't look as autistic.
That should work out great
>>29875091
Please fuck off my board, you feminazi freak.
>>29866920
I believe an athlete will die during a mugging at these games.
>>29877587
Please fuck off of this board, attention whore namefaggot. And take the "feminazi" with you.
>>29866385
oh look it's another "post a thread about Pokemon Go so it ends up on r/4chan" episode...
>Trainer Stacy just in sight
>close distance to make a move
>Trainer Chad appears out of nowhere
>more impressive pokemon than you
>Trainer Stacy is paralyzed
>Trainer Chad uses attract
>fucks Trainer Stacy on top of a grave stone
>Trainer Melvin ran away...
>crying
>>29867625
are you LITERALLY me ?
i thought at least im going outside then i realised but im going outside to catch virtual pixels and i got even more depressed
>Mom bursts into my room this morning
>"Son, tell me everything you know about this 'Pokemon Go'"
>Mommy has a very large stock portfolio and Nintendo stock has more than doubled since its release and hasn't even gone global yet
Even my Mom is talking about this
What have you memesters done
>>29866385
PSA
Pokemon is for faggots
>be me
>live in california carlsbad
>can't catch shit during the day because all pokestops are plagued by kids and if i get anywhere near without having a partner or a kid myself, i am 120% chance of being labeled a pedo and people glaring me down
>have a dog but dog parks near me don't have a lot of pokestops
>all i can do is wait for it to be 9+ pm and roam the night like i'm fucking batman on my black car because it's not safe at that hour
Wish I had another robot I could use as an excuse to look for pokestops. I wanna find one of those within short walking distance spots and just farm them all day.
>>29877829
jailbreak your phone and install fakelocation
>>29877762
>Nintendo stock has more than doubled since its release
no it hasn't
>>29877882
25% and doubled are the same thing right?
ultra normie game
>>29869483
>>29869623
it works fine on mine although it does crash often
>he has the guts to go outside playing a fucking pokemon game
When will the normans leave? You're not a robot.
this game will track your location and send third parties your data and is for normies
>>29877477
I, too, have witnessed people playing the game.
>>29877936
the definition of a robot in my eyes is somebody who has misfortune in life and society has openly rejected them. going outside doesn't make you any less of a robot just like going to the bathroom doesn't.
>be grill
>lvl14
>go out to plaza at 6 pm once shift is over
>lots of robot looking saps walking around
>try to have a conversation
>they all act nervous and leave
>maybe they think i'm ugly i'll wear something nicer tomorror
>nobody but dudebrochads asking for your normiebook and twatter or snapchat
>don't even use this shit social media
>all i wanted was a robot friend
You guys suck.
>>29877967
you guys are all normies fuck off
>>29877477
except it's the exact opposite
guys, go to twitch tv/goodguygarry in a few hours. he walks around playing this game by himself, talking to his camera, and he regularly approaches people more or less awkwardly. I watched it yesterday, it was fun and might give you some confidence
>>29877882
Alright my mistake not exactly double (I'm not the stockmanager here)but it has added $7.5 billion to the Nintendo market value and nearly 30% increase
Just check out this huge jump
https://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=NTDOY+Interactive#{%22allowChartStacking%22:true}
>>29877976
fuck you
off faggot <:}
no even
one cares
>>29877975
If you have left the house this week you're a normie. No exception.
>>29877975
if you go outside like that regularly you are not a fucking neet you fucking faggot the last time i went outside was two months ago because my fucking mom can never get the right box of granola bars
>>29866385
>Tfw caught a d(n)iglet
>Tfw addblocked that fucker and all images follow.
