What I miss about this place is simple tfw no gf threads.
Can't have them here because of the robot. Can't have anything even related to feels on /mu/ because the janitors there are retards that can't read the sticky. Can't have them anywhere else.
Those threads were so comfy.
I miss comfy threads
and just about everything else, too. This place is really bland lately since all the spammy threads are gone
fuck tfw no gf threads
>tfw no tfw no gf thread
>not very ugly only a little
>tfw no gf
>>29866309
We can still have >tfw no gf threads, we just have to be more creative about it.
Take some inspiration from that guy who keeps posting that Filipino slut
>tfw qt Philippine gf poster is gone
so is this a tfw no gf thread now? because i would really like that
>tfw no 3D gf to hold at night
why live?
>>29866309
>What I miss about this place is simple tfw no gf threads
those threads are cancer anon. Women will just use you anyway.
I remember the first time I saw people talking about the feeling of not having a gf back in the day on b it was so comforting knowing other people felt the same as me but now that it's such a meme it's just not the same
>>29866812
Sure. sounds cool to me
>>29867032
That was honestly the a lot of this place's appeal when I started coming. Back when I started browsing in 2009, I was just comforted and happy by the fact that there were others like me, others that hated emoticons, didn't know how to interact in social situations, listened to weird music, etc.
It was great.
>>29867032
I know that feel. I wonder how many people here are normies now, judging by some threads on here most people here have had sex/girlfriends, it's bullshit.
>>29866909
>tfw virgin but don't even care about getting laid any more
>just want someone to love and hold and stop me crying myself to sleep
>>29867164
Unfortunately this board's just become a hangout for attention-whore /soc/ rejects and /pol/. I just want the old comfy board back.
>>29867178
that's all i want too anon
>want gf
>don't even have my shit sorted out
>don't even like myself
>>29866309
had my first date in 5 months with a grill i thought i was settling for. got rejected from the one 5 months ago after 1 date, and before that was nogf for over a year
>matched with grill on tinder
>she messages first
>seemed pretty interested in me
>she doesnt look that great in her pictures
>asks me if I wanna meet her for some drinks
>decide to go
>shes kinda cute in person, nice body but kinda tall, thankfully I'm 6'3
>during dinner/drinks it turns out shes actually pretty cool, level headed, and has had interesting life experiences
>things are going well, asks if I wanna drive around
>agree
>say il text her, awkwardly leave car without kiss or anything
>didnt reply to my text the next day
damn brehs i thought i was the one settling for her.
>>29867465
Yeah, even if I somehow managed to attract a woman it would probably be disastrous.
>tfw no Chinese wife
>tfw no GT350
>>29866309
>tfw no introverted and submissive-in-public gf who is talkative and dominates private conversations with you but has eyes for no other men in her life
>>29867749
>a newer Mustang
>no classic appeal and can't compete with Italian imports anyway
why desu
>>29867937
>can't compete with Italian imports
Why expect a $60,000 car to compete with $300,000 cars?
>>29867923
I never knew I wanted this until now, thanks for the feels anon
>tfw no adorable, quiet, smart, qt 3.14 that wears glasses
>tfw she's into the most chad guy in the uni
>tfw will only ever sit next to her in class
>>29868062
>tfw catch girl in uni looking at me while sitting on my own
>head starts spinning
>about to smile at her and attempt some contact
>her boyfriend comes over and they kiss right in front of me
>feel sick, mentally tune out the rest of the day
I hate myself
>tfw no gf that just doesn't care money or anything social, just wants to be with you
>>29868031
>Why expect a $60,000 car to compete with $300,000 cars?
Becuase it's an ugly POS and the badge on its hood is the only reason it's distinguishable from a Honda Civic.
Classic Mustangs are genre-building pieces of history, modern Mustangs are for new money queers that don't know how to spend it.
>>29868035
the feels are real
please kill me
>>29868154
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>>29866376
But don't you love the spam for crispy?
>want gf
>life is garbage
>if i somehow got a gf
>she introduces me to her parents
>aonon, what do you do for a living?
>tfw neet
>tfw 26
>>29868206
>what are your hobbies anon?
>any plans for the future anon?
>anon, you'll meet someone one day and have a family
sounds llike we all want the same things brobots, more feels and comfy and dare i say empathy. rather than trap threads and normans keepiing us down. fuck their threads about rubbing it in our faces!!
>tfw would probably be a pretty good bf but no girl ever gave you the chance to prove that. now no one would ever even imagine what you would be like as a bf
>>29868254
I like low key feels threads. No fembots, no attention whores, no motivational or normie shit, just nice comfy melancholy.
>>29868146
>>tfw no gf that just doesn't care money or anything social, just wants to be with you
im sorry man but this doesnt happen.... maybe in highschool but thats as long as it will alst
>tfw no gf thread is dead
>tfw no gf that does cosplay is thick and a 9/10 is willing to listen to music i like goes on night drives with me comes to my house at the comfy hour of 5 pm eats food with me watches a Korean movie then we go to my bedroom and have relaxed sex as the sun slowly sets then it starts raining and we go outside for a short walk then come back inside and she goes to sleep and I play video games the next day we walk to a place and buy an expensive brunch and I drive her home then on the comfy drive back i listen to tears for fears and reflect on how happy I am she then texts me about how happy she is and I continue my day rejuvenated keeping a light conversation going throughout the rest of the day involving anime and whatever cute video games she is excited for or whatever
>>29869267
That sounds like a comfy life, friendo. Except for doing cosplay, which is completely degenerate.
>>29869481
Whatever it's my fantasy i didn't need your approval and I never understood the degenerate hating thing are you a church going old lady or something? We're all degenerates here.
Also I don't wanna start a fight your still my bro for sharing in feels. Have a tolerable night bro.
>>29868154
Hey Fuck you! Civics are much better than any of the trash Ford builds, save for the GT.
>tfw no gf
>tfw when a girl asked me out and she wants to go out and drink with me when she gets back from melbourne next week
>tfw she is a qt virgin girl who studied IT and that is exactly what im studying right now
>tfw I dont know what a girl will do when she is drunk
>tfw i hope i can make out with her and do something
>tfw i am 19 and im so buttflustered at what happened because i never talked to a girl before and thought i was a weird lo9ser
wish me luck bros
>>29868540
oh i know, idk why i bother deluding myself. stops me going mad with loneliness maybe
>>29870115
>Civics are much better than any of the trash Ford builds
This is true.
Tbh street racers in their shitty Civics and nigger-rigged Mustangs are worse than Hitler.off-road fan reporting in, I have to jump to get into my truck and I wouldn't have it any other way god bless ameriga and god bless my tremendous dong
is it just me or does anyone else feel like most of the posters here are in the 14-16 age range? there's something about how and what they type that reminds me of faggoty middle to high schools aged kids. maybe it's just me?
>>29870252
I'm 21 and idk, i think most are in the 19-22 range
>tfw no kpop girlfriend
>>29870203
shut the fuck up, faggot.
comentarius originalii.
>>29870269
I meant on /r9k/ in general, not this thread. I get the feeling were being infested by douchey teens ever since the shooter thing.
>>29870281
o-oh :((((((((((((((((
>tfw not a spam comment
Well, since this is pretty much no gf thread, I'll tell the story of my first ever date, and the events surrounding it.
>have a crush on this girl from the moment I saw her
>made a bad first impression because I'm a nervous fuck, but that's okay, I somehow salvaged it and turned it around
>end up somehow with the same group of friends
>months go by and we just chill and shit, talk laugh, game
>still have a crush, though I had given up on ever doing anything about it
>then, one day, I have a test. Very important I pass.I gold myself that if I do, I will, without fail, ask her out that day.
>passed
>ohfuck.jpg
>get a couple chances to ask her, but can't. I keep spaghetti-ing everything
>last chance
>she's about to leave, I go for it
>I was hoping to be alone when I did this, but there were two random brown guys there
>I awkwardly ask her out
>randoms laughing at me
>feel like shit
>tfw she says yes
>ffw a bit later, going for a date
>screw up, so I have to quickly change plans
>somehow works out, and we both enjoy it
>didn't get to take her to the romantic spot I wanted to after dinner, but that's okay.
>she says to call her again to go on another date
I was so happy. I never imagined I'd ever get this far with a girl. She was a easy 10/10 to me.
>ffw a bit more
>ask her out for a second date
>she can't
>ffw a but more again
>ask her out
>she already has plans
>ffw a bit more
>ask her out
>can't
>start wondering if this is actually going to ever work, but we talk a lot through text, so keep going
>I invite her to an event everyone was going to
>so excited
>mom doesn't let me go. Yes, I live with my mom. I don't have the money to move out
>see her later anyways
>her phones dead, mines is almost dead as well
>she needs to get to a part of town I don't know
>I drive, so I could give her a ride
>don't know the way
>decide to let her transit (big mistakeAlways drive the girl home)
I fucked up bad.
>ffw much later
>had a date. She cancels, breaks it off.
>>29870203
Bimmer drivers are the worst. Truck drivers are bad too. I hope you don't drive like you own the road, anonymousalamadingdong
>at work
>qt coworker jokes around and is somewhat playful
>gives some attention to me other than just purely work based interaction
>can't stop thinking about her
>constantly in my mind and wonder when she works, get happy when I see that I work with her that day
This has happened three times, somebody fucking help me.
>>29870500
>Truck drivers are bad too.
Full-size trucks are for niggers, I'm a big classic-Toyota fan, the Hilux years are what make my benis enlarge.
>tfw 22re 1986
feels good man
That feel when you could get some average gf with little effort, but you realise you don't want ugly women by any measure
>tfw beutiful women would just brush you off eventually or immediately in favor of chad cock
>tfw beutiful women get hit on a minute basis, they have no reason to choose your robot ass
>tfw you realise you wouldn't love her anyway, it's just some kind of fucked up companionship lust akin to a kid who wants a ted bear or a cute pet
I don't like how life gives me those arbitrary needs and wants I absolutely have no means or end for, like a crippled bird who craves the sky but will never fly.
>>29870170
How'd you manage to get in touch with her in the first place?
I wish you all the luck anon.
>>29870646
Interesting feels bro
It made me think about how you most likely do have the means for those arbitrary wants you've just decided it's not worth it I suppose the fact we can even make choices like that is the beauty of life
Yes, even if you can have a deep/genuinely great connection with a girl, at the end of the day you still realize she'd hook up with Chad (with no emotional connection) if the chances became available
It's all fake
I want a girlfriend. I want to hold someone at night, sleep next to someone, tell someone about what I'm thinking. But I don't think I can make a relationship like that work.
I have no clue how to relate to someone in that way. It would never last. Nothing does I guess.
>tfw to poor for gf
>>29870315
Yeah. Just look at all the people writing shit like "kys". Guaranteed underage.
>>29870596
Anon please.
We are just toys to them. People that amuse them temporarily to relieve the boredom.
When they leave they won't come back for you. You'll just be forgotten.
Don't wound yourself like this by having hope. Just seal it all away
