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Those who've had gf's how did you get her, what was it like with her. I think the more I understand about relationships the easier it will be for me to get into one.
DON'T GET A GF DON'T GET A GF FON'T GERN KJGNO A GF!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THEY'RE GTHE FUCKING WORST GOFDDAMINT! THEY FUCKING SUCK WOMEN ARE THE WORST SCUM! A GF IS ONLY FUN FOR THE FIRST MONTHS THEN SHE'LL JUMP TO CHAD'SDICK IT'S THEIR NATURE THEY'RE MADE SO THAT THEY PICK THE BETAFAGS AND THEN FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES BECAUSE WE'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS UNCAPABLE OF LOVE AND THEY KNOW THAT
FUCK YOU I' STILL HURT YOU STUPID BITCH I HOPE YOUR FUCKING SELF-ESTEEM WENT SOARING AFTER FUCKING WITH ME YOU CUMDUMPSTER PIECE OF SHIT
>>29866180
you are the worst type of person
>>29866125
one was a borderline stalker made a bit less dangerous by her autism.Thought I'd gotten rid of her then she started texting me this month again.
one was a highly degenerate chubby sub girl. She was/is great about physical and relationship boundaries so we're still friend.
one thought she was my gf and told everyone all about it. she definitely wasn't. Kept me off women for a while in uni which was probably a good thing.
Former normie here, had qt asian gf once. Met her through a friend, three of us went out to get coffee, friend left early. Somehow managed not to sperg out in front of her too much, we just discussed our lives and shit.
We became friends and talked pretty often, she tolerated my autism. Several months later I invited her over to watch some anime ( It's even popular with normies here ). She came over and we confessed to each other. We dated for a year and it got old quick, my NEETbux were running dry too quickly so I ended it. She's now dating Ching Chong Chad.
I'm 5/10, overweight, NEET living with my parents, don't own a car and have like 2 friends. Don't give up anon, you can get one too, but it's really not that great after the first month.
I'm jacking it to pics of my gf as we speak.
I told some chick i was fucked up and then they decided they could either fix me or make my life better in some way. Each time they end up realizing im a fucking shit person and fucking off in the end. I never fucking said i was anything but shit and they always fight it. Why do you even want a gf, its a curse if anything. They worm their ways into your heart and become a huge problem of their own.
>>29866125
i met her through my ex best friend. we had the same interests and that sort of developed there. we used to help each other for every exam and were happy every day. we only dated once before depression killed our relationship.
I have experience as being a girlfriend several times. I went out with them because I was young and naive and I thought it was rare to find other guys with my hobbies so I went out with a dumb Chad gamer guy first, then a "nerdy" 6/10 linuxfag, then a 7/10 rich /b/tard who I found on anonidate and dated for 4-5 years simply because he was the only person within walking distance on that site and he occasionally played PC games.
Tldr go after bright eyed romantic high schoolers because girls already know what's up by college age.
>>29866125
How do you keep a girlfriend anyway? All that I like are tipically male oriented and relativelly lonesome activities.
Women like to go out and be pretty and stuff. It's worse than having a big dog who needs to take a walk everyday, difference being that the woman will tell you suck and then go suck somebody elses cock.
>>29866180
are you a bad troll or a >>>reddit tard
>>29866180
>I'm a meek, effeminate beta that can't keep the women in life under control, therefore all men are. My nu-male escapades are the norm, and you should avoid having a gf.
No thanks, m80. I may be a bit of a beta myself, but there is no way I would stand for any of that shit from my woman.
>>29866125
>have gf
>still sad
I have a great gf i met online, she puts up with all my BS but I still feel the same I did before hand (maybe a tiny bit better, but not much).
Fix yourself first before you take down another with you. I see my gf starting to realize what a horrible person I am and I feel like shit for convincing her with affection that I am a good person.
Fucking hate myself sometimes....
>>29867232
Are you a boy or a girl? If you are a boy, would you mind being my gf?
>>29866125
I had a long distance relationship with a girl who had already fell in love with me before she saw my face
I also had a "girlfriend" who never let me take her out on a date, never let me meet her friends, and did not even let people know we were dating. She was a deranged attention whore who was embarrassed to date a /robot/ and used me because she wanted attention.
But don't let that sway you, all you need to do is DO NOT FALL FOR THE MEME that girls with mental problems are the "cutest" or some shit, they're dangerous people who will use you for something or other, just DATE A REGULAR PERSON.
>>29867317
Sorry bro I'm a chick
>>29866125
My crazy coworker had a younger sister who went to the same college I dropped out of. Coworker said she was visiting for the holidays and asked if we could hang out together so she wouldn't be lonely. Didn't have high expectations, but the sister turned out to be the total package- smart, kind, and gorgeous. She was turning heads at the olive garden we went to.
Hit it off, banged before she went back to college, and became serious for about a year. She would visit when she could (engineering degree + internship made it hard) and talked for hours almost every night. Pretty ideal. For my birthday, she made a care package and wrote/drew cute things all over the box. She's the type of person who was genuinely good and likeable. My family and my dogs loved her.
Had a few fights, but things were great until the end. She said something I couldn't let go of. She apologized but I broke up with her over it. We text sometimes now- kinda friends and no hard feelings.
DESU, I want to get back together but she's moved to a big city 30hrs away for a great job that's surrounded by guys 10x better than me.
Off this board normie scum
Every gf I've had is because I was bored so I asked a girl out. Then i break up with them a month later when I find something else to occupy my time. I've never actually fallen for a girl
>>29867473
She said she'd kind of wanted to ride a big black cock while you watched, after said nigger beat you? Yeah, I'd totally leave a girl for that, no matter what. So much for the entire package thing...
My first gf was a high school girl I met through a friend. She was a boring 7/10 normie. Anything that wasn't generic was way too weird for her. I'm pretty sure she only even dated me as like a trophy or something. I got sick of wasting my time and dumped her after a few weeks. Second one was quick. Met her in first year of college, went out a few times until I found out she had given some guy a blowjob once. I didn't want used goods so I never talked to her again.
How come no one described what it feels like to be inferior to the bull?
>how
She was a promiscuous girl with a penchant for any male that exhibited the faintest signs of maturity or stability. Considering I was a quiet nerd, I fit the bill. I had no attraction to her, just accepted the offer on a whim and regretted it.
>what was it like
In a word: awful. Her libido was unbound: she would bring herself to orgasm a dozen times a day and describe them to me. Any living creature was a potential target of her lust, including my sister and her own pets. Twice she called me so that I could "hear her" orgasm, something I neither requested nor appreciated. Disgusting beast.
Any time we met she insisted I fondle her breasts somewhere private, and on refusal would roughly push me then forcibly rub herself on me (I was a weak nerd, she was a fatty) or threaten my female friends and sisters with violence. Unable to prove this, and out of fear reporting her would somehow be twisted into accusations against me. I acquiesced but formulated a plan to trick her into leaving me which let me escape with my friends intact.
The opportunity readily presented itself. As I had refused at all to have sex with her despite her numerous implorations, her lustful eyes were forced to seek out a new target, a young Chad. I generously told her I would not hold it against her if she broke off our relationship to seek his company. She greedily accepted the offer with little persuasion, granting me my freedom. Turns out, Chaddy doesn't date fatties, only fucks them. While she pined after his alpha cock, I admired his grace and wisdom and left to enjoy my newfound freedom.
Since that time I have avoided women like a hydrophobic cat avoids a bath. My curiosity had been more than sated.
I've gotten into every relationship the same way. I meet a girl through work (school when I was still a student). I talk with them and act friendly. Occasionally a girl will get into me because I'm decent looking and pretty funny. If I get the feeling a girl is into me I'll ask her to hang out and it goes from there.
One thing you have to understand is there's no way to "make" a girl like you. You are the person you are and she'll either like you or she won't. If a girl likes you, go for it. If she doesn't, tough luck.
>>29866125
I got my first bf 4 months ago at the age of 23, if that counts. I'm not a roastie before you start on me.
>Met on here, got talking on skype
>After 4 hours we made plans to meet
>Talk morning, noon and night on skype
>2 weeks later we have our first date
>We just hang out at a hotel, watch movies, eat junkfood and get lewd
I'd never done anything sexual with anyone, but it felt really natural and right. Everything I dreamed about happening actually happened, it was perfect. It's not like with normies, I don't have to try to be entertaining or hide parts of myself, I can just relax and have fun with him. We watch movies, anime and tv shows together, do super lewd things togther, tell each other stuff we've never told anyone else, support and encourage each other, go places we'd never go to alone. A few weeks back he took me to a thai restaurant, I'd never been to one in my life but I loved it.
It doesn't make you feel any different day to day, well there's the usual mood boost associated with relationships but if you're a lazy neet now you'll probably be one after you get a gf/bf. It's one of those things where I expect you don't miss it until it's gone. It's like being alone isn't the default state, being together is and when you're alone then you feel like somethings missing if that makes sense.
If you've always been alone it'll take you a month or two to get used to having someone around 24/7, early on you'll wanna pull your hair out but you get used to it and learn how to do things together and compromise. Now I can't bear for him to leave me alone when he goes off to work, he means a lot to me and I'd be devastated if I ever lost him.
>>29866125
Is that Patchy?
>>29870364 my wife was the first girl i didn't have to like a "normie" around. I'm glad you're happy! this story you told made me feel good :)
First one came onto me, got a mutual friend to confirm she was into me and then things just fell into place. We had good times but at the end of the day I wasn't very happy with her, she never wanted to hang and was a prude. At least I did fuck her.
Second girl started as a one-night stand. I had spoken to her a few times and had some mutual friends and one night at a party we were talking for a lil while and she invited me back to her place. I think it was just cause someone told her I was an asshole (I'm not, well not that much anyway). Got whiskey dick pretty bad that night, but we kept talking and I saw her several more times. We ended up really hitting it off and we're still together months later. She's not skinny (not fat either by any means) but it's all worth it cause her ass is so fat and she has dem chubby thighs. I'm happy with her, its really nice being with someone as attractive as she is.
