/soc/ isnt robot friendly, so lets try to find each other, fellow robos
310
35 min walk from the in'n'out burger on gayley avenue
I look like a skinny faggot version of pic related, and im 6'2", pretty much bare minimum requirement to have a fembot gf (please forgive me Robots) (I dress like adachi, and im pretty much irl Satou)
please save me, Im drowning in normies. Also I will date women who arent so conventionally good looking on the condition you are well groomed and are a nice enough femme
I promise im not a typical LA faggot. I would have been chad if it wasnt for da aspergers.
Michifag here
Fuck off to /soc/ retard.
>>29865451
but then i couldnt find a robot friend/fembot fuck buddy to relieve the feir of mein wut with
>>29865425
fucking idiot. you have no idea what this board is about
>>29865425
lol i used to live in westwood for many years
35 min walk is kinda far esp if you're on gayley?! i'm assuming you're near the frathouses or up near the co-ops.
i miss being near campus tbsssssuperhonest
post pic and maybe i'll consider?
we can be west la friends :)
leave your skype op
>>29865425
you still there? you said 310 area code?
what area do you live in? im 310 too.
>>29866436
me too!
i'm surprised to know so many 310s here
op wya
>>29866436
if you're not a fucktard, leave info
>>29866697
im back
>if you're not a fucktard, leave info
fuckyou, you first.
any 407 robots? let's go play pokego at full sail
im in maryland in the DC metro area
i dont fucking know anyone
ready to killmyself
704s? Recently moved to the Charlotte area, wouldn't mind meeting a robot.
>>29867083
not interested in you because you probably have no sense of humor and you're prob a fucking faggot
the op, on the other hand, sounds like he could and might be cool :+)
op come back
>>29865425
503
always down to meet up with a robot.
>>29867450
>because you probably have no sense of humor and you're prob a fucking faggot
lol. goes both ways.
fuck you then.
Not gonna meet anyone but any of y'all niggas in the 317?
303 here
originalityadoo
>>29866002
Heres me, sorry for not answering sooner. Had to get off my shitty job then go to shul. Its shver being a Jude, espcially cause I went down the rabbit hole where you dont feel comfortble being in the cinema or inside non-kosher resturaunts. Im 4/20 friendly though
my email is [email protected]
>>29865425
I live in Mar Vista but there is no way I'd want to go over there to see you.
313 here anons. a-anyone?
>>29868198
k stacey
Ohiofag here, live in Brunswick, formerly from Lakewood, went to school in Bowling Green. Let's be friends.
>>29868198
YOU FUCKING LIAR
mar vista? for real?
i live in marvista.
>>29868234
Yep by Palms/Sawtelle
Too bad I never leave my room except to go to work. We're so close, yet so far.
Live in 562, but down to meet up with anyone from LA/Orange County. If we get like 2 or 3 robots together, we can form an autistic group and fail at picking up girls playing pokemon.
>>29868263
Im such a robot my mom doesnt let me drive and shes super over protecrive but she will let you in the house no questions ask if youre female because then she will just assume youre here to fuck even though we are just friends ok?
>>29868258
>Palms/Sawtelle
damn son, that's close as hell. 5 minute walk.
408 here (and I know a lot of you faggots lurk here)too scared and car-less to meet anyone tho
heheh all the normies who live by me dont want to visit, that proves im a robot, right?
>>29868327
Isn't that so cool?
Now I'm going to go to bed and read and we'll never see each other.
>>29868394
No, you just look like a 40 year old rapist. We just want to keep our boypussies safe.
>>29868394
>>29868394
what proves you are a robot is your insecurity. from what I've read, nobody wants to visit anybody. you aren't the exception.
i'm actually down to meet people. probably not tonight, cuz that's kinda sketch.
take this guy(below) for example. he lives 3 blocks from me but something is up is ass and it's causing him to be really negative and shit. shame.
>>29868416
no don't leave me bb.
I GUARANTEE
I'm the only robot in Malibu
>>29868506
Come to my house Anon even its so I will get beaten up and be the star of frum snuff porn
>>29868478
6 years ago I met a girl from /r9k/ at the third street promenade. I walked up, saw her, looked her in the eyes, and panicked and kept walking right past her without slowing down. Had to walk around the block to get back to my car so I wouldn't pass her again.
I don't need a repeat of that.
>>29868506
"Jokes," aside I'm fucking scared dude, maybe you have been eavesdropping on my posts and now have your opportunity to lull me into a false sense of security with your hug-box meme.
Any 334 robots here? I doubt..
>>29868232
Is that in NE? I live in Barberton
>>29868610
I wouldn't do that to you anon.
Any QTs in Melbourne? originalblox
813 Tampa reporting in.
>>29868610
you're in luck. i'm not a girl.
although I don't know how old you are. from what i have heard, you are at least in your twenties. i'm fresh out of highschool, so we probably wouldn't have much in common.
>>29868648
northeast sort of yeah. you're like 40 minutes away from me though.
any 510 robots
>>29868478
yeah you are all the people I see on the street, but now all of your venom is coming out because you wont say it to my face, just online. Like I'm even a threat to you if you were to do it. You just don't because you are all a bunch of virtue signaling bernouts.
TRUMP 2016
>>29868727
>>29868727
lol wut? the fuck are you saying?
Warnign to females, NEVER meet with guys you find online. Video related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0frGBcELHsA
>>29865425
323 here senpai. Ive been to two r9k meet ups in LA and i went to korean bbq with some dude from an r9k tinychat a year ago. Both those meetups were in UCLA. It sounds like a good idea. But meeting with r9k strangers is kinda shit desu. The Korean BBQ one was p. cool b/c i already knew the dudes for a bit.
323 here.
>>29868778
>Every guy online is a rapist!!!
Or you know, you could just meet up in a public place during daytime hours.
>>29868767
sorry I didn't mean you neccarilly. Idk man, I'm sorry I have serious anger issues and I'm schizoaffective along with being diagnosed PDD:NOS (hence why I kind of resemble a failed normies in certain aspects, kinda think this should be a requirement to be inducted as king of the Robots, another one is being so autistic you take these little things I just make up as I go like its calvinball really seriously)
>>29868697
That's kinda far desu. We could meet up in Cleveland though if you ever go there.
>>29868571
>>29868631
I know robots wouldn't live in the colony, so are you a point dume fag?
>>29868571
>>29868631
Or Malibu west?
I'm gonna find you and touch ur butt m8
479 northwest arkansas
508 Worcester, Massachusetts here
Kik = jumbocash
503/971 here, hallo fellows
>>29865425
any new zealand fags in here who live in albany
i am alone and lonely
>>29868818
I go to cleveland sometimes, but right now i'm just chilling at home watching agents of shield on netflix.
>>29868855
>point dume
no
>>29868459
should take a normal pic? I was kinda testing how normie you people are. idk if its going to work though or if you want it to I mean
>>29869159
Do you know Bruno and Armyan?
412 niggas
not og
Who here /newyorkshitty/?
718
I have no idea what the fuck we'd do to be honest.
Any Alabama?
>>29868983
Yoooo
nice TheKnife post
i'm 503
>>29869317
Not from there but most likely suck each others cock?
>>29868725
>any 510 robots
yes
hru
419 here, right outside Toledo, Ohio
will do drugs with anyone shambled enough to meet my sorry ass
>>29869321
No one here is from Alabama Robro, everyone is to busy hunting and fishing and fucking their cousins
>>29869386
Would you..
Rape them after they pass out?
>>29869374
pretty drunk desu, you?
oakland?
western edge of 775 near the southeastern edge of 530.
>>29869366
Yeah of course. Not in a gay way though.
>>29869306
What part of Jew York City senpai?
>>29869432
only if they wanted it
but then it wouldn't be rape, would it?
>>29869455
I'm on 110th and 8th ave. where are you nyc robots?
>>29869473
Cant rape the willing man, you have to assume for robots to meet up gay sex is implied
Anyone else 208
>>29869533
Hey fuck you scum bag, why dont ONE just one of you beta faggots kick that god damn stabd over or sign on the camera threads, take a break from traps christ
>>29869440
literally did nothing but post on 4chan all day again
which is ok I guess, it was a good day
nah berkeley
Just saying next time a "15 mins and Ill knock it over" thread comes up one of you NYC faggots should deliver, I mean fuck you guys can do it on the way while playing Pokemon Go
>>29869232
no I do not know anyone by those names
>>29869536
I've met two robots so far. Had sex with neither of them.
Which is really too bad.
The one's pretty cute.
Does anyone wanna come over and watch Agents of Shield with me? I have homemade ice cream cake.
>>29869568
>>29869593
what the fuck are you saying, not from NYC but is there some sign or something you want knocked over?
>>29869533Staten Island
Surprisingly not original
>>29869577
meh whatever if you enjoyed it
should have guessed you'd be a college studenti went there too i'm just old now
>>29869631
Why not pressure them after drinking pizza and vidya and then pull dick out
>>29869639
Everyone wants it knocked over anything on time square earth cams man
>>29869664
>i went there too i'm just old now
did you decide to stay in the area after college or did you live here initially?
>>29869687
how do you drink pizza
>>29869568
A few anons have delivered but that was a few years ago senpai
>>29868648
I'm up in Mentor, its about 50 away
>>29869687
Well the one is like in Orrville and I'm 25 and he's 19 and I'm pretty sure he's straight, and the other is in Michigan somewhere and I'm absolutely sure he's straight
man I really just wanna cuddle and watch movies
>>29869386
>Toledo
>in Ohio
>>29869734
Kek you know what I mean
>>29869732
from the "bay area" originally (santa cruz)
moved to south bay after but it's all soul draining suburbia
moved back to east bay and have soul draining commute to south bay
stay in college forever it's the only time i've every been happy
>>29869783
>it's the only time i've ever been happy
lol well I am definitely not happy here
can't wait till I get out of this normie hell t b h
it is better than high school though
I am a sophomore btw
>>29869455
>>29869533
Brooklyn
oreganooooooo
>>29869888
So are you a shut-in or do you actually go places?
310 as well, where my inglewood robots at?
>>29869783
haha yeah i got lucky getting in a hall with some other robots in foothill
hopefully you're on northside at least, southside is garbage
do you like board games? i just went to victory point for the first time the other day, that place is great
CA 909
Kik: cam_ronz
>>29869386
Sup fellow Toledofag. Ever drink coffee at black kite or drink at the Attic?
They're infested with hipster normies, but i do it anyway for lack of better options
Any Polish bots here? I live in Warsaw and I lack of male friends because all the guys I know are fucking normies, besides of one dude from another city altogether whom I met through his girlfriend who lives in Warsaw and asks me to hang out from time to time.
>>29869968
>hopefully you're on northside at least, southside is garbage
southside is garbage but at least there's a lot of good restaurants there
I'll be staying in martinez next year, what year are you?
I've never really played a lot of board games before desu
>>29870051
yo and I was just about to go to bed
nah I mostly score dope around oak & fasset and think about jumping off the high level
never drank in a bar before really
my sister used to live in this warehouse downtown they called the Black Cherry. like an anarchist collective. I mostly know her friends who are like all hippie folk.
Add me on skype, nigga. Windowtosleep.
>>29868906
Hi anon, I haven't seen any other 479 bots how are you?
>>29870075
i graduated 5 years ago lol, i told you i was old
martinez? damn dude i'm sorry
yeah asian ghetto is ok i guess but it's no gourmet ghetto
>>29870107
Whoa holy crap. Used to hang out with those people. Man, black cherry was a fuckin dump. I'm kind of a /pol/ shitlord now, burned a lot of those bridges
214/972
Could really use a new friend...
Skype's Sunshineslaughter
Pic unrelated
>>29870275
That's cool dude. I'm a degenerate fuckup. That's like my whole schtick. I don't really hang around anyone except the people I work with, my sister, and the people I do drugs with.
I really need new friends.
like I went to fucking Bedford, dude. I just got out of St. Charles's mental ward on Tuesday for my psychosis. I'm unwell as fuck.
but seriously. add me on skype dude. you probably wont' regret it. we don't have to actually meet up or anything I dunno how you are but it'd be nice to talk to someone from the area.
>>29865425
What's the pic from? Ashita no Joe? If so then what torrent did you use to get it?
>>29870139
>martinez? damn dude i'm sorry
nah Martinez is pretty nice now, the current building was only built in like... 2012 I think? Might be after your time, I'm pretty sure there weren't even dorms there before
Yeah ideally I wanted to get a single in foothill though. Or a single anywhere desu
I gotta go btw, do you have telegram or skype or something
>>29870124
>479
hey i'm doing well, what's your steam or skype?
>>29870565
I think its little mermaid. I found it on 4chan. I save pics of characters I atleast superficially resemble
>>29870517
Ok bro
I'm at work and out of town, and i gotta make a skype account but yeah, i'll talk to ya
Take care, anon
>nobody in hawaii
This island really must be paradise and I'm just a bad seed.
>>29870565
here's the one I found on nyaa
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=576788
>>29870630
dude you like living in Hawaii? I think it would be a cool place to move after college or something, to get a fresh start or something, idk
>robot
>meetup
pure, unadulterated summer. i need to go pretend to have a dick on wizchan or something, this board is fully lost to the normies at this point.
>>29870666
You are quite lucky that you have no desire for any sort of friendship. I envy you.
>>29870571
i have a skype but it has my name so i don't want to post it on here, i'll make a new one quick
i don't know what telegram is
wait is martinez a dorm? i thought you meant martinez, ca like up by concord
>>29870630
What island?
>>29870651
It's nice, especially if you like doing outdoors stuff. Friendly enough if you don't stray too deep into the low-income areas (most locals are to hawaii what niggers are to everywhere in the mainland US)
>>29870714
Oahu
>>29870736
Well from one islander bot to another, I hope things get better for you.
>>29870666
You just had to mention you are a girl, didn't you?
You will never understand what it's like to have no friends. You know you will never be a robot, and I bet it makes you upset that there is some little corner of the internet that won't accept you, so you settle for pretending to have no friends on here.
fuck I really wish every poster who NEEDS to mention they are a girl would just be banned already
>>29870736
Locals aren't as bad as niggers you fuck
>>29870571
>>29870698
skype is foraging.raccoon
>>29870736
fuck you it's literally their island
and locals are super cool people most of the time
361 Sinton/Corpus
Be friends with me
>>29869045
Hamilton brah
I once almost went to a robot meetup. I was walking to the meetup place (outside in a park at a table) and I saw 3 of the most unclean, palest, depressing people I have ever seen. One of them had a Metallica shirt on, and they were just staring at their phones.
When I realized that they were there for the robot meetup, I turned around as fast as I could and never saw them again
Original
>>29870695
of course i do, but i'm not going to find it by going out and sitting in awkward silence with another autist in public (or, far more likely in this thread, an actual normie who does not remotely understand the 'robot' experience). the point is that actual robots cannot make actual friendships, and this is a thread for normies.
>>29870779
being a misogynist alone does not actually qualify you to be a robot, but i'm glad you found something to do while middle school is out
i have literally never had any friends, i have not left my house in months, i have been a neet for over 5 years. you have not even been sentient for that long. i am not "accepted" in any corner of the internet, either because of my sex here/wiz/etc. or because of my actual autism in the rest of it. you will not accept this anyways, because it does not fit your confirmation bias, but thats not my problem.
i wish every underaged poster would just be banned already, but unfortunately we can't always get what we want anon.
>>29870867
I'm different, I have a vibe of enjoying life and I only use depressing memes as a form of british-style humor.
732
No Jews, whites or pajeets please.
Looking to meet a car club, but all of them are filled with spoiled shit cumskins.
Eugene Oregon here. Anyone want to maybe hang out or at least exchange steam or something?
>>29870914
but that's bulllshit because I'm obviously not a le normie as you can tell by me le post
>>29870914
Oh shit her female hysteria is flaring up again
someone call a doctor
>>29871005
You just got elected General
>>29870973
>>29871005
tfw you realize you are actually one of the oldest people on this board at this point and the majority is now underaged
>>29871058
>talks in 'tfw'
>implying you're not a normie bitch
Sorry, but your Facebook is showing.
>>29871058
You know [fem]anon, you are right. This board is SHIT. Maybe there's some better board out there for TRUE female robots such as yourself, a place with people like you where people will accept you.
Have you tried femcow
>>29871058
30 here fampai, let's fuck shit up homie.
>>29871058
yeah, no minors are allowed to meet with me and I advise you get off this thread atleast if you are underaged.
I'm only 23 dude. you meant to tell me theres no one my age on right now ANYWHERE? Wat about Japan and shit
None of you will ever meet with me so I have to resort to omegle to meet cute socially anxious people to fuck and suck.
What happened to my 479 bro.
>>29867210
I had to move to raleigh for school but I was born and raised in Charlotte, what part of the city are you in?
>>29871166
>resort to omegle to meet cute socially anxious people to fuck and suck.
on r9k tag?
I would hope the population of r9k omegle is pretty similar to the population of anons here
also where are you
>>29871098
i have literally never had a facebook, as i said i have never had any friends, sorry about your selection bias though
>>29871099
i have tried, i have not found a place yet. if you have any suggestions, i'd love to hear them.
>inb4 reddit tumblr XD
peak summer
>>29871100
you really don't sound 30 but ok
>>29871104
i am genuinely finding it much more difficult to believe that there are actually adult robots left on this board in any significant percentage, it doesn't really even get much better after summer anymore because the kids can just post from their phones now.
idk about japan, maybe 2chan is better off currently but i can't read moon runes so i'll never know.
>>29871104
>yeah, no minors are allowed to meet with me
I'm not a big bully like this anon, kids. You can meet with me, we'll have a lot of fun :^)
>>29871311
can i fujck u in the buttte
>>29871354
>tfw no qt loli to bf to fujck my buttte
>>29869317
we can be internet friends with close proximity so we can hold onto the illusion that one day we'll actually meet. how's that? i'm 718 too.
>>29868725
>>29869374
>>29869577
berkeleyfag here too, currently in southbay
Any Robots from Canada here? 204 checking in. We could go to Ai-kon together Senpai
>>29870606
[email protected], temp email I'll hit you back with my steam. Sorry for the late response for some reason the thread didn't autoupdate.
Anyone else here /559/
