How hard is it to have sex?
>>29863902
Idk... I don't think anyone here knows... Why are you asking r9k this?
almost impossible
few come out alive
>>29863902
you play with her clit and put your dick in
and try to hold your load.
>>29863902
For normies, it's mostly no big deal. It's not a particularly significant event when it happens. It's just a need that they fulfill like any other. They don't understand why someone wouldn't have sex.
For us, pretty much impossible.
>>29863902
The first few times I had sex I was extremely disorientated because a girl's pussy is always much lower than where you think it actually is.
Maybe all you 20 year olds who grew up on porhub wouldn't have that problem but I didn't know what a god damn naked girl looked like until I was 16, had sex at 18.
As long as your stamina is OK and you won't get tired quickly, just use common sense and don't copy porn. I was OK when I first started because I've always watched more normal porn, without all the strange tropes of mainstream porn like fake moans/wails, anal gapes, finishing yourself off, embarrassing dirty talk, etc. Just think about what would feel good as a woman and act naturally.
>>29863902
First time i had sex it was as though base human insticts kicked in. It feels natural and really easy, like your body just takes over and you dont really need to think about what youre doing.
>>29864036
> I was extremely disorientated because a girl's pussy is always much lower than where you think it actually is.
fucking /r9k/ never gets old
>>29863902
Seriously?
Having sex is actually easy. Like, I was surprised how easy the act itself is. Like all things, though, being good at it is another matter entirely.
I would imagine the actual act of thrusting repeatedly would be uncomfortable and quickly tiring.
>>29863902
not sure how but for me, I've always been super submissive so the girls I had sex with were very dominating. but unfortunately I would lose my erection unless they acted extremely controlling and mean/demanding towards me. I can't get it up unless they literally hatefuck me and use me like a fuck toy.
that said, it was okay. I actually liked fapping better typically but it depends on the sex and what happened. sometimes sex was amazing, sometimes it was just getting off.
>>29863902
impossible tier, only gods amongst men can ever hope to put their penis inside a vagina
>>29863937
Kekereee
Hard to find the time pussy hole sometimes
As for the sex, if you take a long time to cum, like me, you get tired fucking her, so she rides you for a while while you rest.
Missionary position is uncomfortable as hell, like I'm doing pushups.
Most comfortable position for me is when she is laying stomach down and you lay on top of her and doggystyle her.
>>29864036
no I watched a lot of porn and I had the same problemdidn't end up having sex, only got head
>>29863902
If you're holding in a shit then pretty hard
Also fat girls are hard to penetrate, too much lard
>>29864231
>>29864224
>>29864104
It's like you'd expect it to be where your dick is because dick goes in vangina, but really it's like down to where your balls would be.
oh and don't even get me started on the clit, didn't even know where/how that thing worked until I was 19.
>>29863902
>tfw i can almost never get it up around women
am I just gay? I can only get it up when they dominate the shit out of me and I enjoy whining like a girl.
>>29863902
Depends on the chick too, if you care enough to get her off and the satisfying confidence that comes after. Some chicks can take bigger thicker cocks and they need more of a stretching and having the right spots hit for it to be great for them. Some chicks have smaller vaginas and a 5-6 incher is more than enough to do the job.
I usually tell the girl to be less vocal (if she does that) or I'll just cover her mouth, because when I hear dem cute sexy girl moans like that it's difficult not to come close to cumming immediately.
>>29864395
>I usually tell the girl to be less vocal (if she does that) or I'll just cover her mouth, because when I hear dem cute sexy girl moans like that it's difficult not to come close to cumming immediately.
weird I'm the opposite. I need them to scream more but also in a lower growl. if it's all high-pitched whines then I lose my dick hardness.
>>29864386
I know this feel. I got sexual one time with a girl though, and I would only get hard while giving her oral, otherwise I couldn't keep it upand i do wanna try to get with a guy
>>29864479
the thing is, most times I look at guys irl I get repulsed, while I naturally look at women. but I don't like submissive women and dislike vagina. if anything I want to be someones sex slave/toy but the only times I can have what I want are in my imagination. hence why I enjoy my imagination more. I don't know what the fuck to do. I'm a pretty good-looking guy but I'm fucked mentally.
I had sex for the first time last Tuesday, and I'll tell you, it was weird considering where the vagina is compared to watching porn and stuff. I mean it was ok, but it's really overrated and I don't plan on sex again until a little before I head to uni next month.
>>29864565
I know this feel as well except I don't really dislike vagina, I just think they're boring and not as fun as cocks. But most guys are not attractive to me and I can't see myself in a relationship with any guy.
it sounds like you might want to either get into femdom or maybe a femboy. If you're a good looking guy the latter will be easier for you to get than the former
>>29864612
ayyy senpai
>>29864036
This is 2016's hottest meme.
>>29864684
>If you're a good looking guy the latter will be easier for you to get than the former
you would think that but it's actually easier to get into femdom I think. I've found a few into that already and it's mostly because normies guys stay away from femdom girls and they stay away from them, so those women are looking for submissive guys.
as for femboy types, I think most of them are even more difficult to find and then it's hard to find one that isn't a complete slut.
>>29864748
Teach me how to do the sex, robot.
Sex is as far from me as GN-z11
>>29864794
>it's hard to find one that isn't a complete slut.
well if you're looking for a relationship I don't know what to tell you, because I can hardly imagine a relationship with a dominant female working, but maybe that's just me.
Guys, I had drunk sex with this chubby girl and I lost my boner couple of times, I ended up finishing her off with my fingers (she squirted everywhere) and she sucked my dick for good 5 minutes untill I blew it in her mouth and she swallowed like a whore she is. Anyways, is it normal to lose boners like that? My dick was flaccid all the time except when she'd suck my cock, should I stop looking at porn
im losing my virginity to an escort in a few days, just want to get it over with. ill probably ejaculate in less than a minute
>>29864871
that's called whiskey dick
>>29864822
I guess just bee yourself, and if it that doesn't work then just fake it until you make it, it helps to be in a weird subculture as well.
Then, well, pic related.
I've never had sex and I'm 24 right now, but I have gotten a blowjob. I remember some slutty female friend of mine was driving in my car with me at night, wasn't really a date but we just went driving around the city. Anyway we got back to my house and I killed the engine and we were just sitting there in my car, it was really dark. She must have gotten really horny because she started talking dirty to me and put her hands on my crotch, she unbuttoned my pants and started playing with my dick and then she started sucking it.
Was pretty hot, she wanted me to take my shirt off but I didn't. I also remember her taking off her bra and shirt and letting me play with her boobs while she sucked me off. I ended up cumming in her mouth and then I took her back home, we never fucked but I know she was kind of like my first fuckbuddy. Sometimes we'd hang out and she'd do sexual stuff with me, but she was a major whore. She had a high sex drive and probably would have done that with any guy if she thought they were attractive enough.
>>29864871
The girl I mentioned in my story above got to the point where she couldn't keep me hard, it was kind of embarrassing. She got sad and I had to make her feel better, she thought it was her fault and she wasn't good at sucking dick and I said that it wasn't her fault. I don't understand why I started going flaccid either, sometimes she'd suck my dick and I couldn't stay hard. Or like sometimes she'd suck and jerk me off for a good 15 minutes or some shit and she'd say "Are you close to cumming?" I could tell she was getting tired of it and running out of stamina, I told her I just had a lot of stamina and could last a long time but she took it more as "Oh I'm not good enough to make you cum."
I felt really bad, she was so upset/sad about it.
>>29864104
>First time i had sex it was as though base human insticts kicked in. It feels natural and really easy, like your body just takes over and you dont really need to think about what youre doing.
See this is a normalfag. This is what everything in their life is like, they're just programmed for society.
Robots are self aware and don't have this luxury.
>>29864853
>well if you're looking for a relationship I don't know what to tell you, because I can hardly imagine a relationship with a dominant female working, but maybe that's just me.
most people say that but let me tell you, they are out there and it's just one side of them. I had one gf who was just dominating in bed but in real life she was just more outgoing. she kept that side in the bed and it definitely is possible.
>>29865200
Are you the anon I was responding to?
If you are I don't see what the problem is
>>29863902
It depends, if she struggles alot and you have enough duct tape or rope. They stop being scared of the knife halfway in.
It's really tiring senpai. Nobody ever talks about that but it's quite a bit of work.
Before you go "ree normie", I only ever fucked hookers. Never had "real" sex.
>>29863902
Its not very hard once you're doing it really, you just pump.
>>29865223
I am and the problem is that I find my fantasies better than sex and my fantasies about fantasy characters (from video games, cartoons, comics, etc.) better than actual sex. It sucks and I wish it wasn't this way but it is. I have a very powerful mind and I don't want to be like this.
>friend loses his virginity
>Tell him I don't want to know about it
>Proceeds to tell me how tight she was and how wet she got
>>29865258
but at least you've successfully had sex several times and had girlfriends
so
fuckin reee
>>29863902
>tfw your dick slips out during sex
>tfw you then put it back in
I feel like I'm about to bust my nuts off whenever shit gets touchy, I never had sex but I know 99% I wont last long, how to not ejaculate in 30 seconds ?
Not that hard. Just let your primal instincts kick in after you have consent and she's basically yours. I just banged my friend two nights ago, and we already had planned it.
She walked in, saw I was watching a mutually liked TV show, and was going to turn the volume up. I turned the TV off, kissed her, and the night unfolded.
She said that was some of the hottest sex she's ever had, and it's all because I just completely let go. Throwing her around the bed, ripping her clothes off, demanding what I wanted.
I'm not an asshole if it comes across that way. I have sweet sex with her as well.
its easy to have sex, it takes effort to be 'good' at it.
what is going down on a girl like? i know there's a smell or aroma usually, but what does it taste like? Do most women expect you to eat there ass, or is it something you wait to do until they say so.
>tfw my dick is so short/surrounded by fat that I cannot use condoms
>tfw I probably can't penetrate a woman either
Is there any hope for me even if I lose weight?
>>29865483
If she's hygienic and considerate towards you then it shouldn't taste like much. Sweat skin mostly.
If you go and actually stick your tongue up her pussy, that's generally not pleasant for anyone involved and it'll taste like salty milk and coins.
>>29865548
This
If she has trimmed hair it can sting a little but it's no big deal. Pretty forgettable experience
just like everything else
>>29865514
maybe you should lose weight for health reasons ?
By the time a girl is seeing you naked she is likely committed 100% to the deed and won't back out.
Its not like your baggy clothes hide your fat and taking your shirt off suddenly lifts the veil, she knows you're fat, she knows you're bald, hence don't let it bother you at that point.
Unless she is some shallow semen demon - then its probably for the best you stop seeing her anyways.
>>29864850
how di you make the image?
>>29865483
I would advise against doing that.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/03/health/hpv-oral-cancer-explainer/
>>29865514
I had sex with 5 girls over the span of 8 years and never once used a condom.I did catch Hep C, but I cleared it
>>29865415
just fap alot
this is original(;
>>29865548
>stick your tongue up her pussy, that's generally not pleasant for anyone involved
women don't like that?
>>29865651
not the anon you're replying to, but in my limited experience, it's better to lick the clit and labia, and penetrate with your fingers
>>29865648
Are you sure ? Cause I fap like twice at least daily, since like 10 years
>>29865761
unless you're doing some edge play or some shit, fapping is not comparable to having sex.
Sex is more than just sticking your dick in some moist meat hole, there are other stimuli that get you going too
Just like you can do pushs up at home, but its not the same as doing a bench press.
>>29865651
Nope, not from my experience with le ladies and what I've heard.
It's like having the world's smallest penis just barely poking inside you. You're better off sucking her clit instead senpai
>>29865322
>best friend knows I'm a virgin
>still proceeds to tell me about times he fucked his gf
>whore Stacie employee always blabbering about how she flirts with all these chads and fucked this one other employee and is "so lonely "
>>29863902
Pretty hard.
I had a gf for 6 months who was willing to do basically anything with me in bed, but I was never able to properly fuck her, not even close.
We tried twice, didn't work. We just did dry humping and oral instead
>>29866249
For reference we were both virgins and my dick curves slightly down
>>29866288
if your dick curves down that's why you're having trouble
>>29866324
Yep. If you dont have a prime, healthy cock, you're always gonna struggle with sex.
Doggy style is supposed to work for down curve but she was too tight that way. My limp dick from fapping didnt help either
Hard if you're a man, easy if you're a woman
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