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>Parents send me on holiday to China trying to get me to come out of my shell
>Staying in cheap $15 a night Shanghai hotel
>Wake up to find half a dozen cardboard cards slid under my door the night before
>Cards have pictures of beautiful Asian women on them with a phone number
>Put them on the desk and go out to visit The Bund for Lunch
>Come back to the home later that day a little bit drunk
>See the cards on my desk and feel horny
>Figure losing my virginity is the sort of thing this trip was supposed to accomplish
>Call the number and some Chinese guy answers
>Give him the hotel's Chinese address and drink some more while I wait
>Half an hour later I hear a knock on the door
>Open it to find a short slightly overweight Chinese women in her 60s
>See young man standing down the hall looking at me
>The old lady pushes her way in and I close the door behind her
>Has me strip and lie on the bed
>10 minutes later this old lady is naked and on top of me pushing her breasts into my face
>I find it repulsive but my virgin dick gets rock hard due to the female contact
>She smells like rotten egg
>She begins talking dirty
>Out of no where she starts kissing me and sticking her young in my life
>I'd never kissed a girl so had no idea what I was doing
>Suck on her tongue a bit but it's weird
>She slips it in
>She rides my dick as I fondle her breasts and suck on her tongue
>Realize I'm not wearing a condom
>Quickly try and pull out
>After a bit of a struggle it's out and we're back to just grinding
>Out of no where cum
>suddenly full of disgust and regret
>The cum is spread across my stomach as she continues to grind against me
>She takes me to the shower and washes me off along with herself
>Literally calls me a good boy in Chinese
>Demands almost $600 in Chinese kuai
>Refuse because it's clear she's trying to take advantage of me for being a foreigner
>She goes out and gets the man from outside
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>>29863703
>Man is angry and confrontational
>Take out wallet to pay
>He snatches wallet off me and takes all my money
>Leaves
>Can't call the cops because prostitution is illegal
>They took over $1000 in Yuan
>Scared shitless I caught an STD
>My first kiss and sex was with an old aged Chinese whore
>tfw
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That's how serial killers are made.
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>>29863711
KYS richcuck
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>>29863703
lmao
thats what you get for ordering a whore
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asian women are grossssssss
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This is life.
This is how it goes.
Stay inside.
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Shoulda gone to Amsterdam, anon. For 50 euro you can fuck girls in their 20s that look like models.
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>Parents send me on holiday to China trying to get me to come out of my shell
Oh good lord.
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>>29864181
Amsterdam is such a fucking meme. The red light district is out in the open, tourists everywhere and you feel like you're being watched, didn't even end up fucking anything.
Antwerp and Brussels are 10 times better.
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>>29863703
>parents send me on holiday
stopped reading
get out normie
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Classic China
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>>29864181
Or germany and had some decent beer then go to the red light district
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>>29865108
You should go on a slow day in the morning, less normie tourists watching you.
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You should seriously consider ending yourself senpai
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>>29863711
>>29863703
Lmao you're retarded
I have no sympathy for you
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fucking hilarious

bumping this story so others read
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>>29863703
Sexy desu (original?)
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