So how far along are you?
REMINDER: If you're older than 15 and still a virgin, you will most likely become a wizard.
>>29863646
my main is on magtheridon and i lost it at 19
>>29863646
Depends if your definition of virgin is sticking it in the pink or not. I got a blowjob from a girl from school when I was 17. Played around with her tits. No sex. I'm 22 now.
almost an year to the 20 mark. wizardhood is something to look forward.
Lost it at 18 to an ugly skank. Not proud of it, but it led to much better things...
>>29863708
try rerolling to a tank
it's different but can be more fun being in the lead. just know your dungeons senpai.
When I was 17, a girl texted me, asking if me and her can hangout together. She kept sending me hearts.
The last thing I said to her was literally "haha yeah maybe".
I was so spooked, i thought she was fucking with me. I acted all chad with her too until she suggested that.
>>29863646
I'm almost there, guys.
>>29863646
Why did you edit the image to be unfunny
>>29863700
Those dubs are a powerful omen, you'll soon ascend to wizardry
>>29863646
at 18/19, don't remember exactly. Was a rather turbulent year
>>29863646
not really.
top 20% of men start in their mid/early teens and have persistent opportunities.
bottom 20% will be either virgins for life or buy from hookers.
middle 60% mostly starts around 19-25 and will struggle early on for periodic activity, but then typically settles down with an equally average female and gets sex fairly regularly with some tapering down over time.
>>29863646
I don't want to have s painful diseases :(
>>29863646
lost virginity when i was around 17 16
put in feels good too good
fastest cum . jpg
now im afraid i will fuck any other sexual encounter
>>29863862
dementia is not that bad when yu compare to std or sti r-right?
>>29863646
post the full one atl op you fuck
>>29863885
now im afraid i will fuck up any other sexual encounter*
bout to go for night bike ride wish me luck
>>29863646
>She came
The female orgasm is a myth, a falsehood, a lie perpetuated by normies
>>29863897
I get tingly from the fact I will reach euphoria when i am level 30. my wizard powers will conquer the noobs of this world
>>29863646
Unfunny cunt
>>29863924
steady on, anon
>>29863754
being a wizard is cool.
i can cast spells to impress the ladies.
26, 4 years from wizardry. Do I have to order a book of spells or does it magically appear in my household at 30?
>>29863646
Testing and commissioning engineer in India with primary and
>>29863646
ok mate loooks like im a wizard
>>29864017
go to wizchan when you are 30 khv and tell them you have to just reached 30. ask them how to train your wizard powers. You will need them to fight back against the normals. at least thats a rumor I heard.
godspeed anon
>>29863989
>impress the ladies
you are not true wizard anon. A true wizard would avoid "women" and train his powers to be the best he could ever be so he can fight back against this corrupt world and make it his own.
>>29863646
I'm 18
Multiple people have called me attractive though, I think I just have shit hygene and I'm bad at socialising
>>29864126
but i can help the ladies cook and wash their dishes with my aqua power.
i want to help
>>29864069
appreciate the advice. I kind of wish it would come sooner. but we'll have decades to be wizards, it's worth the wait.
>>29863768
Wouldn't trust it anon. I've had about 3 or 4 girls pull that bullshit on me. If you had done it, it'd probably be a joke, and you'd have your heart crushed with those bitches laughing at you.
You (unknowingly) did the right thing.
27 here, furthest I've gone with a girl is unwanted tit groping in the hallways at school back in highschool. I also grabbed some ass too. Of the two actual girlfriends I've had (one in highschool, one in college), the furthest we went was kissing and holding hands.
I'll probably be a wizard, but I don't mind. My penis doesn't actually work (like nothing comes out when I jack it). I'm not particularly interested in sex, but I'd love to live somewhere where I can grope girls asses and tits without them knowing. That's more fun to me than anything involving actual penis and vagina ever could be.
>>29863646
19 and still going strong
Originialatyoti
Lost mine at the age of 20 a week ago almost. 8)
I went on CL for gay hookups once but I don't count that.
>>29863897
Can I still advance through the wizard ranks if I masturbate?
>>29863646
Ayy fuck this shiy
>>29863646
STILL DA VOROGOTPMAAW W
>>29863700
Hmm, same here, blowjob when I was 17. My dick even touched her pussy, but I was too drunk to get a boner. Ah the robot life...
>>29863646
replying
I lost mine when I was 20 to a girl from tinder.I was actually in love with her too. She was everything I had always wanted out of a girlfriend and she turned out to be a huge fucking slut.Tinder grills: not even once
>>29863646
Reply teeheee
>>29863646
the average in the US is 17-18. Not 15, so go back into your fucking hole OP.
>>29863646
35 here virgin i'm done. At least that's off my shoulders. So much pressure is gone and no more burdens. Now i can live a life full of failure without a care in the world.
>>29863646
>go to wizchan when you are 30 khv and tell them you have to just reached 30. ask them how to train your wizard powers.
Actually, I strongly advise against this. If and when someone reaches that "magical" age, wizardchan is probably the last place he should go. I've been to wizardchan, and there's really nothing there for older male virgins who are struggling with their less than enviable state. It's actually really strange; I'm not sure who wizardchan is meant for. Although the site is ostensibly a refuge for wizards, a little bit of lurking will be enough to prove to you that it's anything but.
>>29864017
>26, 4 years from wizardry. Do I have to order a book of spells or does it magically appear in my household at 30?
Oh, don't concern yourself with that. When you've come to the realization that you're one of the few men the Spirit of Nature has rejected, you don't have to go looking for the devil for your magic. The devil will come to you. The whole process is actually quite convenient. You don't even have to sign a contract. Like it or not, the wizard already belongs to the devil by default. Were it otherwise, he wouldn't have become a wizard in the first place.
>mfw all this over a dick in some pussy
why robots why
>>29863646
almost at the 30 year mark now
>>29863646
i dont wanna do this though
My main is on Moon Guard and I turn 20 next month. On God it's really happening.
>>29865212
It gives you social status, helps you escape robotism
>>29863646
END MY SUFFERING SENPAI
>>29865212
procreation is literally the meaning of life.
>>29864720
to be a wizard you must spend years practicing w/ your "magic wand"
>>29863646
Holy shit fuck you man
>>29864720
has anyone actually made it to 30 without cumming at some point in their life?
>>29863646
fuc u
>>29865445
For you!
Fuck off original comments this needs to end.
23 here, kissless as well. I always knew I would be a late bloomer, but I never thought it was going to be this bad. I beat myself up about it so much because I know I had potential to get my fair share of pussy if I would have just done a few things differently during my teenage years.
>>29863646
>>29863646
schop poop loop scop hop loop
>>29865638
Biologically impossible
fuc u nig
>>29863646
25 here but lost it around 19/20.
>>29863646
I didn't lose mine until 19. I grew up in the middle of buttfuck nowhere where the prospects were limited. I had a much easier time once I got to university. Not all late-bloomers are destined to be wizards.
>>29863646
>will most likely become a wizard
Probably not
>>29863646
Fuck it, I'm not going to risk not replying.
>REMINDER: If you're older than 15 and still a virgin, you will most likely become a wizard.
I lost it at 19. Beat the odds.
>>29863646
Stopped at 21
22 here. Nearly 23. Ugly, autistic, and NEET so its not changing.
>>29863646
Oriigiigiinalo
>Look around at people at the grocery store
>Nobody there is a virgin
>except for me
>>29863646
>So how far along are you?
31, nearly 32.
What of my Wizard wisdom can I share? The following:
This is your life.
You're living it, right now.
I know that might seem like such an obvious statement, but by the time you get to be in your 30s, you will realize that your youth is long gone, or fleeting if you still have any of it left. Things become harder. You've long since accustomed to grinding your face into a job just to survive and you've long forgotten whatever dreams you might have had to do something.
But you have perspective. Enough perspective to feel remorse and guilt over the misspent time - so much of it even, years.
You realize every day when you were 16, 17, 18 was a chance to change or better yourself. Every one of those days in high school or shortly after was but a fleeting moment where you had a chance to grasp something but didn't. You just had to try.
The stakes were lower, the opportunity was there. Now? Now there is no time. Time is spent doing all the essentials of living. Pay rent, pay for food, pay for gas, pay pay pay - and no time to enjoy anything even if you do have money.
What Wizard wisdom can I share?
This is your life. And it's ending one minute at a time. Do not despair. Revel. Because this is it. It truly is it. There is no "working" to something great. You either create that something great with your hands and cunning, or you simply exist until your body expires. There is no "ladder" to climb - it's an illusion created in your mind to simulate progress.
You're already progressing - towards death. It is inexorable. Getting sidetracked climbing a corporate ladder or plowing through a bunch of academic degrees is like spending all your time in an RPG on a side quest while you ignore the main plot.
You are living the main plot. Right now. 100%. There is no "building up" to it. You are in it, and there's a timer.
Take it from me. You become a lot more aware of that timer as you get older.
This isn't the chart I remember...
>>29863646
37
and no I did not get magic powers at 30, Im feeling cheated
>>29863646
I am a 21 year old kv. I am almost at peace with becoming a wizard.
>>29863646
I am 19, and I haven't lost it fuck.
I penetrated a girl when I was 11, and sucked on pussy when I was 6
>>29868013
Wow man, you really do gain powers, don't you?
Fuckin' solid advice.
wow lol haha
>>29863646
Lost it age 75
>>29868013
What if I'm already realizing this and feeling this at 21, nearly 22? Is it only going to get worse with time or will I gradually find it less appalling?
>>29863646
There is no such thing as virginity.
I am 24 and a virgin.
Girls (and social interaction that you will not gain anything from) is useless. There is no point. You do not gain anything, you lose time.
The point of life in the XXI century is not to make a child but to make money and be happy.
Instead of trying so hard to lose your virginity, learn something. Gaining knowledge is the best investment.
>>29863646
replying
i'm not a virgin but lost mine with an escort at 20 so for me it doesn't count as it
i'm 21 now
>>29868013
wizardry truly makes one get impressive writing skills
>>29868265
Gets worse. Everything gets worse.
The only difference is you become more numb to it over time. Like having dreams, but then you defer them - then forget about deferring them, you just straight up forget you ever had them. It hurts for a while realizing you gave up on them, then you just go back to work because rent is due and unless you want to live on the street or just take your life in your hands, you keep working for basic shit like food and rent and A/C and gas for the car that you use 90% of the time to get to and from work.
Dunno if you're in college, but if or when you get a job afterwards, it will not be what you wanted it to be, and it will fucking crush your soul in ways you didn't even think possible. Assuming you're already working, then you're already there.
If you're a NEET, you'll either eventually hit the end of the gravy train and go on pure welfare and your standard of living will turn to true shit once your parents either run out of money, die, or otherwise unless there's savings or a trust for you to hit up when NEETbux / SSD ends. Once you hit real hardship (or maybe already have) the life of a NEET typically ends in suicide because they can't cope with it getting any harder - part of the reason they cocooned themselves in the first place.
One thing age does give you - it makes you grizzled as fuck, because you've felt a lot of pain. Makes you tougher and calloused. You know you can take a beating - or you can't take it but you just don't care if you get hurt or not because you don't give a single fuck anymore. This makes a lot of sense why you see some old guys who are just insanely tough. It never stops hurting - it actually hurts a lot more. You just care SO MUCH less when it does though.
Being a virgin on top of all of this amounts to near nothing when compared to things like self-actualizing or just being the person you want to be.
>>29865638
I've had wet dreams but I don't masturbate mainly due to no sensitivity in my penis and low low sex drive I am pretty sure I am asexual.
>>29863646
5 more years and I'll be a wizard
Oh well...
>>29863646
wizardhood doesn't sound so bad I guess
21
I can't even talk to people now so wizardhood looks pretty likely.
>>29863646
the resurgence of 'reply or die' posts is unironically my favorite development of the last ~3 years of 4chan
>>29863646
>23
>only ever kissed my cousin when I was prepubescent
Fuck me, my father's girlfriend is apparently going to try to hook me up with a 26 yo friend of hers at a party at the end of the month.
>>29863646
Lost it at 19 famalamo
I held hands once, closest to sex I've ever got.
>>29865208
How was wizchan anti-wizard?
>tfw less than 2 year from wizard. . . .
Lost it to my 7th grade teacher. He did me and like 2 other students. But I got a d and passes.
Lost it to my current gf
>>29863646
>>29870713
It's not that bad anon. You can finally just give up and let it all go.
>>29863646
27 in a month. Feels good man.
>>29863646
19. I'm starting to learn wind magic, thunder is next.
>>29871065
>Lost it to my 7th grade teacher
I fucking wish. My 7th grade teacher was some 20 something indian girl who was new to teaching. Everyone failed math that year but she was so attractive. That all that matters. Right?
>>29863646
10 years to go
origami
>>29871065
Just a D, c'mon you could have pushed for a fucking C
23 ksv
I don't know how I've made it this far. I just have an aversion to getting close to people. I also sit at home all day when not at work.
No magic here
ijm just replying just in case, bye
29 here.
No spells. I multiclassed and use daggers.
>hell, Im not even joking lol
>>29871478
same here' prob not original
>>29863646
Immunity cat where art thou?
24 year old virgin here, didn't even go to my prom or any school dance for that matter. I'm already pretty sure I'll be a wizard, but who knows what'll happen in the next six years. You never know if/when that right person might come into your life, I don't know how I'm still positive or optimistic after so many disappoints and failures in my life.
I fucked my 7 year old cousin when I was 9, does that count? Just fuck my shit up famalaria
>>29863646
im going to waffle a kitten sandwitch
>>29863646
I'm 19 at the moment and I'm counting on Pokemon Go to help me lose my virginity.
>>29872225
Umm, I mean I guess that would fall into "kids experimenting" or whatever it is they call that. Either way I'm surprised you can remember it, I'm 24 and I can't really remember shit from my childhood.
I have heard of the whole "Oh yeah, you know how kids are. They explore and experiment with each other, just let them be, it's natural, etc."
>>29863646
>So how far along are you?
18 bruh
>>29863915
>t. Has never made a woman cum
>>29872285
>Pokemon Go to help me lose my virginity.
gotta catch em all nawmean
>>29863646
15 here, but I'm a gay and he was a 14 year old twink
>tfw aproaching 22 years
I look back on my more autistic moments and cringe...
>>29863646
19 here and I almost lost it a few days ago. It just didn't feel right though, I barely knew her.I wish I had just let her now though
>>29868013
That resonates with me for some reason.
I'm going to bed now but you're right. I should start exercising more, start making shit happen with this damn short, find a gf.
>>29872418
From what I understand it's a LOT better if you're genuinely in love.
>>29872410
Autism moments can get the better of any man anon. Or at least any /r9k/ man.
Question: How do you deal with being inexperienced?
I had a brief fling a year ago, so I can bluff my way through basic shit like fingering and I won't seem like a total autist when I go for titties, but how do I deal with the fact that I'm not very good at actually doing the nasty?
We mostly did cowgirl and I did doggy once but she had to pretty much put it in the right place for me. I wouldn't know how to be active in bed.
Was I lucky to have my first time with someone fairly understanding, or can I get away with being passive with most girls? Can someone who has slept with lots of women give me a clue here.
>>29863646
I lost at 16.
Original Flavour
>>29872418
If you get the opportunity to lose it to someone special later you will be glad you saved it. Otherwise you will regret that for a long time.
>>29872398
Sounds cute anon. In a non pervy pedophile way of course :^)
>>29872225
It doesn't count but shouldn't be something to worry about either.
>>29872410
>le chadbot meme
I don't believe you if pic is you and if it is you must have some weapons grade autism m9
>>29868013
naah, AI will do all the work for me
>>29870713
Just let go anon. It is better that way.
Ugh. Another original Virgin age meter post
>tfw 31
oh well
>>29863646
Fuck you I lost the game.
Shitty fucking edit made me reply too.
OP is a faggot.
>20 here
26 in 3 months.
T-theres still hope right??
I turn 19 tomorrow. I've never in my life had a girlfriend. Never had sex. Never kissed a girl. I've hugged some of my female friends though. But that's not really a big deal. I'm okay with it now; girls just don't like me. I may have a /fit/ body but face is very important and I'm like a solid 2/10. I'll just live my life and maybe one day a girl will like me. But I don't have much hope. Whenever my parents and grandparents ask if I have a girlfriend or if there's any girls I like, I feel bad. I've even stopped crushing on girls for a while because I don't see the point. The worst part of it all is, I'm not even upset about any of this. I've accepted it as a universal truth. If a girl appears to be flirting, my mind immediatly clicks to "she's just being nice, she'd never be attracted to you."
>>29863646
RERPLYYYYRYYTTYUGGBB
>>29863646
Lost mine at 19 and now I'm over 30 girls, I've made it, there's still hope for you.
postan for not getting a disease
thank you very much
>>29863646
I'll lose it one day
>>29863646
No painful diseases for me
Nosirree
So close, yet so far
Fuck your originality
>>29863768
This >>29864347 guy knows what he's talking about, you did the right thing anon don't worry
>>29863646
I keep falling for this
>>29868564
I'm only 19, Ive already felt a lot of what you've talked about. It will probably get far worse. Any advice to turn things around before its too late?
>>29863668
I played Asheron's Call and the sequel and I lost it a month before 20 to a 5/10 18 y/o with cute face at least. She claimed to be virgin who had her hymen broken by the doctor but I have my doubts.
>>29863646
Lost my virginity at 21, fucked 8 girls afterwards and I'm 26 now. It is possible my dudes
>>29863897
>middle school
>15
i guess it makes sense that r9k was held back in school
>>29865208
>It's actually really strange; I'm not sure who wizardchan is meant for
honestly, it's just a bunch of 16-21 year olds lamenting that they haven't gotten laid, and acting like they've been undesirable for a longer period of time than anyone on r9k
the reality is that by the time most anons hit 30, they've opted out of things like image boards. when your only companionship on them is younger people pretending to be older khvs, you get tired of it pretty quick
>>29870464
It's not. {{{He}}} finds their attitudes problematic.
>>29876501
>problematic
triggered.gif
>>29865378
Yet I'm still here, and now I know what's it's like restraint from it is worse
>>29872563
no idea anon I am virgin. maybe get some slut who will fuck anyone and she can get you some experience.
>>29863646
Shit.
Bloxxxxetiblox
>there are people browsing right now who don't get the "my main is on eredar" reference
>>29876844
This picture is from like 2009.
The "Fuck Hipsters" T-shirt dates it. /v/ used to hate fucking hipsters back then more than anything.
>>29863646
>REMINDER: If you're older than 15 and still a virgin, you will most likely become a wizard.
only virgins say that you fag
>>29876866
Wait, nevermind. This version doesn't have that T-shirt. I guess the "Fuck Hipsters" one is edited.
That feel when I missed the breakoff point for not becoming a wizard by a year, so I guess the sex does all happen during high school? If so some nigger should have told me at orientation
>>29863746
got raped at 15 by a 21yo bushpigfag, beat that
>>29877002
dub dub, tfw when first root too
>>29863646
>20 this fall
this is my last chance robots wish me luck.
Also the average loss of virginity for guys is around 17 not 15
Jokes on you I already have an extremely painful disease
>>29877141
crabs? herrrpies?
>>29863646
>all these nonvirgins
Why do I still come here? This place is basically anonymous FB in terms of the people who browse it and their shit opinions. Even reddit is more robot than /r9k/ nowadays.
>>29863646
>If you're older than 15 and still a virgin, you will most likely become a wizard.
objectively false
>>29863646
Le pls no disease
29. And if I reach 30 I will use my technomancy to reap revenge on my enemies that had wronged me.
>>29868013
>This is your life.
>implying free will
I fucked my rehabilitation nurse when I was 19. God that chick was hot.
19th birthday, I main Vel Koz
>>29863646
>older than 15 mm
>>29863646
I lost it at 21 and havent gone more than a couple months without it since. Don't lost hope guys.
>>29863646
bait image, have to be 17 here
Gonna be a 23 year old kv next week. People weren't meant to go so long without affection. At the very least I've been texting a pretty girl who lives close by who seems interested. Wish me luck robots.
>>29863646
Replying frick your image you fag lord
>>29863646
26 reporting in
i'm not planning on living a day longer than 30
