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Attention all robots: STAY INSIDE
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I am a normie who went out last night like any other Saturday night to go to the club with my friends and guess what I saw? A bunch of disgusting autisic robots walking around aimlessly playing this degenerate pokemon game. The normie girls I was with were disgusted, my friend even went up to one of these freaks and asked him what he was doing. He couldn't even respond to her and just stared at her awkwardly for 10 seconds before walking away.

There is a reason you freaks aren't normies, you disgust us and need to stay inside. Stop going outside and playing this degenerate game. You are disturbing the natural order of things by going outside and roaming the streets with normies, things will not end well for you that I can promise.
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well you can sock, my fuckin cock
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Here is your (you)
On the house.
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>mfw i was in a nightclub with 3 of my friends trying to catch pokemon
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pokemon go sounds super fun, I wish I had a phone to play it on. Why not just release it for 3ds also?
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I feel so bad for the guy in the yellow shirt. You can tell he is terrified to be outside.
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What do you like to play?
POKEY MON!
Pokey man!?
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>>29863505
>have been on windows phone for the last 5 years
>pokemon go pushed me over the edge and i just bought an android
i was going to wait until my phone dies but whatever, i needed a new one anyway.
soon i will be able to walk my dog and look for pokes and no one can stop me.

>>29863587
>Why not just release it for 3ds also?
if you leave your homes wifi you wont be connected to their server and then no pokes.
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>>29863569
i AM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK JUST THINKING ABOIUT GOING TO A CLUB

I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME EARLIER AND THE POKEMON WAS IN A GAS STATION AND I COULD NOT WILL MYSELF TO GO INSIDE I WAS SO SCARED
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You heard him, robots. Go outside, all of you.

Sit in the front half of the bus and refuse to give up your seat

Lips that touch normies shall not touch ours

Sex at every height

Virgin walk

"I have a REEEEEEEEEEE"
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can't even imagine how awkward it would be to play this game, find a group nearby to fight with, and find out they're all 8 year olds
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>>29863533
goddammit I collect these bait images and thought I was going to get a new one. But no its a fucking thumbnail image.
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>>29863505
Thank god someone said it. i hate robocucks...
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>>29863948
Cheer up, anon. Things will be okay.
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>>29863887
Umm are you crazy? I will never go outside. I don't want to die
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>>29863505

this bait is really poor because every single person I know like every person of every group, chads and robots included are ALL playing with Pokemon GO.
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OP you wanna fucking go senpai? You might be more normal than me but that doesn't mean I can't kill you.

What'll your life mean when you're dead? Little weasel.
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>>29864151
Salvation! thanks anon
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>>29863505
>this rustles the Chad's jimmies
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>>29863505
Is she fucking blind?

>go outside
>be fucking blind
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>>29863505
Oh give me a fucking break op. Its not like that fat guy or the skinny long haired guy would get any pussy, even if they did act like normies. You just sound ass mad that some ugly people finally found a reason to leave their homes.
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Sick fuck in ops pic
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>All robots finally grow up and start socializing because they just want pokemon that desperately.
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>>29863505
Why are you trying to trick naive robots into going outside? do you enjoy laughing at them that much?
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i was playing this fucking game outside my friends house and his neighbors came outside because they thought i was videotaping people's windows
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They're not real robots, real robots would rather play SMT.
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I went to the park today and there were so many people looking for pokemon. It was mind boggling
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>tfw no smartphone to play pokemon on
>tfw too autistic to be autistic
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>mfw been playing pokemon go for a day and a half, capture over 30 pokemon and I can feel my interest waining.
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THIS IS WHY I NEVER GO OUTSIDE REEEEEEEEEE
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>>29863505
Stay triggered normie, the Beta Uprisig is here. And he reacted that way to your female because she didn't perform a sexual favor for him, why would your female address one of our brothers if the whore wasn't even going to at least provide a sexual favor?
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>>29863887
This is it, the beta uprising begins with this. Millions of manchildren discarded by the world will leave their caves and plunder the world of the normies.

This is Reegnarok.
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>>29863505
If you want a war normie just say so. Your kind are trash.
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>>29863505
Why is a blind girl following them around
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I would be friends with the guy in the yellow shirt.
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>>29863505
this sorta happened to me. some fat dude sitting on a bench, said "hey whats up bro", as if he knew what i was doing. i autisticly didnt respond and ignored him.
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>>29863707
Holy shit, just fuck off already.
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>>29865840
OP here

they were clearly orbiting her
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>>29865423
THIS
and a ton of normies play that piece of shit pokemon go """game"""
those guys are from reddit and probably like facebook normie ""ironic"" memes
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>driving to tacobell
>there are tons of couples out walking looking at their phones
>its happening ;n;
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>want to try out the game outside my house
>dont want anyone to know im playing
>will avoid even looking at my phone outside so people cant assume im playing

such is the robot life
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ROBOTS GET BACK INSIDE!
YYOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO

give them some time to adjust
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>>29865423
>There will never be an smt go
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>>29863505
that woman is legally blind if she's carrying a cane, she can't even catch pokemon
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>Boss and a few other people went to the riverfront where I live last night to catch pokemon
>shitloads of people already there doing the same thing
>police eventually have to come and break it up
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>>29867477
Police care more about robots going outside than criminals committing crimes

#robotslivesmatters
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>>29867477
Lick my ass bitch boy
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>>29863505
I don't consider people with friends to be robots t.bh. they're normies like you.
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>>29868746
Thats bullshit what does he look like a normie
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>>29865874
really? he disgusts me and is 100% a cringe lord.
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>>29869053
if you're trying to suggest ugly people can't be normie then just look at eggman.
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