What's the most perverted thing you've done this year?
>>29863118
stole a bunch of panties and wore one pair and put another pair on my head while masturbating to fap hero with another pair
my roommate also walked in but the door was locked so i had time to semi clean up but i was still wearing panties while sitting near him for hours
>>29863118
suck cock at a gloryhole
Secretly recorded my roommate undressing and showering. Huge tits. Fapped myself dry.
>>29863236
share video with your friends?
>>29863320
On phone atm
Here's some screens
Not posting any with her face
>>29863320
And another one, ass shot
>>29863320
Here's another, you want Moar or not?
>>29863353
I wanna see the 'huge tits' mayne. Also, how did you record this?
>>29863386
Had cam set up on her bookshelf under some shit, tools weeks to get this as I had to leave it set up and hope shed shower with bathroom door open (this is her ensuite, not a shared bathroom)
>>29863419
Not in order, but this is a great tit shot too
>>29863419
That's ballsy as fuck man. She could've caught you so easily.
managed to fit 11 markers up my butt and masturbated to futaxtrap hentai.
The markers only really got precum, other than that, I wouldn't recommend
>>29863477
Yeah I know, maddest thing I've ever done. She moved out recently, probs for best, I'd have eventually gotten caught...
>>29863432
>>29863419
Nice work. Glad you got away with it. I'd still rather see the video but this is good too.
And another one for the fuck of it
>>29863510
>>29863419
WHAT THE FUCK
holy shit men are fucked up
This poor woman has no idea you did this and a bunch of pervs are jerking off to this shit
Makes me sick
>>29863516
>not safe in her own home
>dares to undress to shower and gets posted naked on /r9k/
i hope you don't think you're a good person anon.
>>29863544
oh my god, for once a voice of reason on this hellish board.
>>29863516
I'd appreciate the video as soon as you get on a computer. You posted these on an earlier thread and I kept that tab open all day waiting for it.
>>29863544
>>29863546
>/r9k/
>morality
fuck off famo
>>29863579
y'all need a dose of irl morality sometimes or you'll get even more fucked up in the head. I am doing the lord's work.
>>29863544
Did you somehow stumble upon 4chan just now?
>>29863118
Jacked off in my sister's dirty gym wear.
>>29863544
this desu, nothing like the candid threads on gift where women are out in public. you crossed the line spying on this woman like that, when she should be in complete privacy in her own home, then crossed another line posting it online for anyone to see. not even like she left the door or window open or anything... literally no way she could've avoided this.
>>29863546
This is what all Staceys deserve for keeping their bodies from us. Chad gets to see this for free. They should all be secretly taped and shared on r9k
>>29863544
>>29863567
HARRY YER PUSHIN ME OVER DA LAYN
>>29863432
Damn, try and bone her anon
>>29863544
Take a look at where you are first before you start crying about this sorta thing m8
Don't fall for this shit again ffs
It's a nude internet model Ewa Sonnet
She specialises in peeping Tom fetishes
http://www.3wasonnet.com/videos/PRIVATE_STRIP_SHOW_PEEP/Qxi3lYZXagvE/
>>29863236
Hey i saw these the other day. got a full vid link?
>>29863579
post some vids or upload all of this to some link.
you are doing god's work. that roastie deserves it.
all of them do.
>>29863744
why are you trying to ruin our fun?
>>29863744
CURSES I WAS FOOLED INTO MASTURBATING AGAIN!!
Last night, pretty intense erp, I got off to the idea of making out with a big guy while he fucked my ass so hard I couldn't think.
I need jesus
>>29863118
Sniff a girl's old ballet flats while jacking off to her facebook pics
Jacked off to the thought of my 49 year old boss sucking my dick. She looks really good for 49 tho.
>Most perverted
Publicly masturbated
Licking my shoe after walking outside
got a boner from Lolita
>>29863118
secretly record my roommate and his roastie fuckbuddy going at it, and sent the video to said roastie's boyfriend on facebook.
he ended up coming to my place looking for said roommate and I pretended i didn't know what for so I let him in, then called the cops when they started beating the shit out of each other. got douchebag roommate kicked out of the apt.
i guess most of that isn't perverted, just the first part.
Got just past the point of tipsy had a night with a hooker got her rub a vibrator lightly on the bit between my balls and ass hole the really sensitive part while she sucked my dick then we fucked I didn't cum but shit was like a porno it was all good
Would recommend hookers are so much more kinky than your average chick
Awwww yeah
Got extremely fucked up on Meth and jacked off with mescaline
cactus/ slime/poked myself with the spines...
Posted pics of myself in panties on /soc/
>>29863516
That's a nice ass shower, is this an apartment? Why did you have a female roommate? I thought it was weird for guys to room with girls because of the sexual tension and all that shit, or are you a girl?
I just think it's strange because I don't think most girls would take the chance to room with a random guy they don't know.
>dumped pictures of dead, decomposing bodies on /trash/ and /b/ for hours or even days
>talked in detail about my fetishes and fantasies while doing it
>masturbated until I hurt myself
better than past years but still fucked
I'm pretty boring and vanilla, all I did was masturbate to random girls on omegle as they made disgusted faces. I also jacked off like five times in one day until my dick swelled up like a balloon, I also laid on my back and flipped my legs up and jizzed on my face and in my mouth.
Probably the only super perverted shit I've done this year, I really would like to do more perverted shit but I don't have the guts.
>>29863516
Is her name Ellen? Looks familiar. Also don't worry, I hate this girl in thinking of so I won't tell
>>29864607
you should really seek help.I once licked a corpse just to say that I didI also went grave robbing
>>29863516
Didnt that roomate recently move out and get replaced by whale?
>>29863118
I tied a girl up while she was having a heavy/crampy period and fisted and spanked her (along with some other games) until she passed out.
My hands will never be clean. But it feels gud because this is my fetish.
>>29864722
I am getting help, it's just taking months to make the slightest difference, and will take years to make a significant difference.I've always been too paranoid of disease and leaving evidence to touch a corpse with my mouth. What did it taste like?
>>29863344
>>29863353
>>29863368
>>29863419
>>29863432
>>29863516
Pretty cool man. I find voyeur porn really hot. I would never have the balls to secretly record someone like that but I admire the people who do. Thanks for the fap bro.
>>29864752The body was somewhat fresh, so it wasn't as badgoodas I thought it would be.
It was...odd didn't taste like anything but a tang of salt and a bitter after tasteI really want to eat a human though, a buddy of mine did back in Africa when he was a Merc, said it tasted something like boiled chicken since it was in a sort of stew. almost shot the natives since he was tricked
>>29864882What about your graverobbing experience? Details?
Autofellatio bloxxed btw
>>29864929This was back in a village where I grew up as a child and me and the village delinquents decided to dig up a grave, after two days we dug up the corpse and we didn't expect it to be still somewhat fleshy, closed the casket and never bothered with it again
we got in trouble a few days later when one of the kids snitched
>>29865059
What the fuck happened to you? In some places in the US that's a felony
Thanks for sharing your stories btw, I really appreciate it
I jizzed all over the dugout on the girls softball feild at my local highschool after edging for more than 30 mins.
I just cybered with a chick, I feel nasty, I should've just watched porn.
>>29863678
>literally no way she could've avoided this.
thas life, mane... just like an asteroid or a lightning bolt, sometimes pervs just getcha
>>29865106
>What the fuck happened to you?
I got the belt, 60 licks.
>>29865163
May I ask what country you lived in at the time?
Masturbated all over my little sister's used panties.
>>29863516
stolen pics from a creepshot thread on b
Pissed in some guys mouth for 100 bucks.
>>29865199
D.R, a village near San Fransisco.
>>29863118
Fucked a 17 yo. Im 22
>>29865260
>necrophilia legality in the United States
>California
>Felony
>Health and Safety Code 7052
m8 I'm having a very, very difficult time following your story
>>29865298
I wasn't caught by the police, I got caught by my parents senpai.
Also D.R is the Dominican Republic.
and San Fransciso is San Francisco De Macoris
Sucked a dick in a parking lot.
>>29865352
>Also D.R is the Dominican Republic.
>and San Fransciso is San Francisco De Macoris
This is embarrassing. I stand corrected.
Would you ever go grave robbing again, given the chance? Ever want to do anything with any bodies you'd turn up?
>>29865395
>Would you ever go grave robbing again
Nah, It took to long just to dig one grave.
>Ever want to do anything with any bodies you'd turn up?
I'll hide the skeletons in my closet.
or put em up as decorations.
fapped in my friends sisters room wearing her clothes. came under her pillow
>>29863489
Pics or it didnt happen you fucking fag
>tried to touch my ex gf's asshole while fucking her from behind
I'm pretty vanilla, I know. Bitch didn't want me to do it, probably thought I was going to put something in there.
>>29863544
Not all men but some are, I was at a party last night and "helped" a drunken women to her room, long story short I raped her while she was blacked out was fun
>>29865495
I wonder how common this is.
Any femanons suspect their siblings of this?
it feels good to know that deep down most women are still more degenerate than this
>>29865142
You should I'm a guy and I cyber with other guys cuz they think im a chick kek
Had sex with my female dog multiple times
>>29865675
thank you based weedman
>>29863678
Bravo anon. You're a good dude
>>29865281
How is that perverted.
I masturbated on my apartment's balcony once. It was night time and the thing's not lit up, so it was really just regular masturbation with a breeze.
>>29865550
My little brother used to snoop around my drawers a lot. I suppose he was probably trying to get at my underwear. I guess that's close.
>>29863744
this happens every single time
is anything real in this rotten world
