>Tfw you browse /r9k/ but have a girlfriend.
>>29862534
Directionless thread, what a waste of space. How does it feel to be part of the problem?
>>29862534
Can relate tbqhwyfamilia
>>29862534
I been on r9k since the start. Been married for a long time too.
Deal with it.
>>29862534
>>29862554
>>29862597
>>29862610
(You)
haha lol xd
>>29862554
tormenting robots derives an entertainment utility from an otherwise total societal liability.
i'm married as of two years and she browses /ck/ and I still browse this site. I remember having no gf for years, it's just with me now to not leave 4chan
>>29862638
Wow r00dnot original and we both know that
>>29862668
Hey fellow marriedfag hows the marriage going?
>>29862706
it has its ups and downs but without her i'd be bretty fucked. still cant shake depression and i drink a lot but overall it's cool
>>29862638
You're not even funny ironically.Try to contribute something, thanks You go through your life being edgy like this, and i don't know why. Take a look at yourself. What are you doing? You can't even create a quality post. This thread is fucking retarded, no one wants you here if you're going to act like this. Inb4 haha umad xd ironic trolle. It's all out played, all your doing is copying others before you. I'm trying to help you. Just stop doing this, you're unironically making a fool of yourself. Continue living like this and your mind will become stagnant. Have a good life, try not to waste all your time. Wake up.
>>29862869
Nice reply, friend! Is it alright if I use this pasta for someone else!??
>>29862554
Part of what problem?
Shut up fucking virgin.
>>29862869
You're trying to hard anon.
>>29862534
>hey guys, I'm hanging out with you bunch of losers, but I'm totally not a loser myself, I'm just here for a laugh
>>29862534
Tbqh i think my autism is one the same scale as the one a lot of robots here have. Beeing somewhat of a smooth talker and have a little bit of charisma isnt that hard. So i have a gf wew lad, i am still a massive fat sperg that only likes autistic things.
>>29863074
Does your gf also like autistic things?
>>29862975
The poor quality of posts on this board.
I see I didn't get through to you. Talk to me as yourself and not this internet persona you've acquired in an attempt to fit in. Why do you do this? Be real with yourself. Really think about what you're doing with your life. It's okay to post here just not this mindless shit. You all claim that you hate "N0RM13SSS!11!!" but you yourselves try so hard to fit into this crowd. The delusion is hysterical, and yet i can't seem to get you to understand.
>>29862906
le all urs le my le frend xdD haha w0w what a g00d post
>>29862998
Maybe you aren't trying hard enough. Maybe that's why this board is so stale.
>>29863129
You got me
I just wanted to make a fun threads with laughs and shit :-^(.
>>29863119
Ehhh somewhat. On the one hand she plays vidya ( dragon age for example) on the other hand she is somewhat of a social justice warrior. I regulary piss her off with my autistic nationalistic bullshit.
ewwww!!!! ew ew ew ewwie ewwie grosssss my pussy smells like FUCKING BOWEL MOVEMENTS YALL ew ew ew ew ew OOO SO STINKII MII PUSSII
>>29862534
at least i'm not bragging about accomplishing something 95% of guys are able to on a board full of some of the biggest losers on the planet.
you've actually made me feel better about myself so thanks, op.
ayo nigga my stank ass pussy be stankin feel me nigga YOU FEEL ME NIGGA
AYO MY PUSS BE SMELLIN LIKE STRAIGHT DOO DOO UP IN THIS PIECE
>>29863174
Just delete this thread, take some time to think about a good topic, then try again. Think about the direction it might take and try to leave the OP open ended. Also try to make it something that hasn't been posted, as it will attract more people and original, quality replies.
Hello! My vagina smells bad. Oh no! Oh no about that!
>>29863302
Ok. I will learn better.
But can't delete the thread tho. I tried. But It's too old.
Doo Doo coming out of a butt and shooting straight up into an adjacent vagina. Ha Ha! L.O.L!
>>29863222
this, trips of truth
OP is a fucking loser, lmao.
>>29863282
Suppressed audible kek so my gf doesn't wake up
>>29863381
No. You're the loser.
>normie with a gf
>phoneposting
>garbage obama reaction image
truly the cancer of r9k
>>29863531
>Projecting: the post
Stay mad XD
>>29863662
do you even know what that word means? fucking retard
>>29863685
Love the fact you're still here.
Haven't you proved your great point already?
No need to stay here.
Fucking virgins are the cringe to the world.
>>29863685
>>29863731
guys, guys! please! enough of this foolishness! are we men? or are we mice?
this website is hell
>>29863807
what's hell is sitting downwind from your mother's fetid pussy
>>29862534
jokes on you, there is rarely if ever anything remotely intellectual, philosophical, economic, or culturally valuable here.
>>29863185
>dating a SJW
I'm not an autist but I don't think I could do it desu lads. Luckily I somehow netted myself a Stacy-ish (but not roaster) gf who agrees with my decision to vote Trump. I hit the jackpot.
>>29862534
Me too my friend, me too. Is it such a crime to hate normies and still have a gf who hates them just as much?
>>29863129
what are you really expecting out of 4chan, my nigga?
>eungh ehngh this board is so stale
dont take this shit so seriously you fucking vagina man
>>29863807
you USED to be my nigga but you ain't my nigga no mo on account a yo moms pussy be fetid as a mug yo
>have a girlfriend
>am a girl
>post on /r9k/ every single day like I have since the day the board was created
I'll always be here and you can't do anything about it.
>>29863807
my life is hell
>>29863531
>phoneposting
What's wrong with this? Is this just a meme I don't understand?
>>29863966
what's hell is having to share a train car with yo moms wearing a skirt and no panties over that fetid pussy of hers
>>29863987
first sign of a normie
>>29863987
Browsing 4chan in public is fucking stupid.
I fucked up and now people keep trying to meme to me.
This was me. For six years.
She will leave you OP. They always do. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Don't forget. You're here forever
>>29864035
You're the cancer of /r9k/.
Failed Norman not sure if I come here to feel better or worse. Fighting alcoholism. I use to go to /lit cuz ima bookfag but the shitposting became too much.
I really don't understand you guys sometimes. You post some of the funniest, insightful and well adjusted thoughts. Yet here you are. Here I am
>>29863874
She is pretty submissive tbqh. So she spews her bullshit and is offended when i disprove her but i call the shots. Also even her parents agree w me most of the time so i can libe with that.
>>29864071
No, that would be the guy who keeps saying "fetid pussy."
>>29864037
How?
Explain some more?
>>29864105
That's good. Think about it.
A girlfriend doesn't make it any better. That's why I'm still here.
pussy be stankin yo. i aint into thatfetidbullshit. give me shit-smeared man ass any day
