I'm a 29 year old virgin and I will do literally anything to lick a femanon's feet.
Any femanon. Please. I just spent four hours bringing a table I found on the street up to my apartment so I can set up a permanent Lego village in my bedroom. I'm 29 years old.
>>29862306
Tell us about the Lego village
go up to a random person, say to lick your feet
>>29862630
It's a fortified semi-derelict spacejammer, heavily inspired by the dangers of warp travel in Warhammer, and Season 3 of Reboot when the Crimson Binomes travel the deep web to rescue Bob, and armour The Saucy Mare with the husks of dead web creatures. It has a Gellar Field generator but they only partially know how it works.
>>29862649
Will I go to prison if I try this?
>>29862306
those are some pretty feet. would kiss/10. i'm glad toe rings are becoming more popular.
>>29862306
lick the square plastic feet of a villager whilst jacking off
>>29862649
>t's a fortified semi-derelict spacejammer....
jesus chirst, you are beyond help
>>29863039
toe rings are shit tier
>>29865151
i disagree w/ u
foot jewelry is top tier
>>29862306
Where are you from OP? I'll do it.
Footfags are so sad, hah.
>>29865259
no top, but i actually quite happy
>>29865224
I'm from Toronto, Canada. I probably should have said that somewhere.
>>29865259
Don't judge all footfags by my severely autistic actions.
>>29865326
You're about 7 hours from me. That sucks.
>>29865346
where do ya live?
>>29865346
Fuck. Thank you for the effort and willingness, either way. I really appreciate it.
>>29865379
I'm in New York City
>>29862306
ask around /soc/?
>>29865391
We're all going to make it, bro. I'll keep wishing for your success.
>>29862306
Post pics of lego village.
I used to make lego kingdoms as a kid, with taverns, barracks, dock, castle, ect ect.
Skeleton men and demons had their own kingdoms too and they would fight and i had kings, queens, knights, a hero, soldiers, horses, different weapons, ect ect
Someone took them away after my cat pissed on them
Please post pics, even of the boxs n shit idc
>>29865392
>NYC
are you jewish
if yes, please come to omaha and step on me
>>29865444
>are you jewish
No, I am not. And if I can't go to Toronto, how am I going to get to Omaha?
>>29865472
i have no idea how!
>>29865444
I remember a couple of weeks ago there was a femanon in Omaha on here who liked having her feet worshiped. Think she said no trampling, though. Still, hope is not lost for you, you should attempt to discover this woman somehow.
>>29862306
Set up a craigslist ad like "seeking female for foot massages etc." i did this recently and this 40 year old single lady is going to let me do stuff with her for hours. she may not be the qt you wish for but its better then literal nothing. we arent in a position to be picky
I want to see the lego village.
