Don't mind me, wagecuck. Just living and enjoying life how it's supposed to be. Can't wait for you to join me when you retire in 60 years.
Yer right you have one of them
Liar
You are a faggot
Retirement age is 65, and by the time the current wagies are in their 60s it'll be 70-15.
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fellow NEET
This gadget on my head?
Virtual reality friend, or VR for those in the know. I've been living in a 2D dream world for the last 6 months outside of the times I'm forced to shovel food in my mouth or go to the bathroom.
How long can I keep living in my pixel perfect heaven with my waifu?
What a funny question. The rest of my natural life I suppose.
>>29862697
Someone went for the world record on these things and got extremely sick.
Your thread is shit, you are lying, your picture is cancer, fuck off. Not even neets like your shitty threads.
>>29862748
There, there. Just 5 more grueling days and you'll be free again.
>>29861868
60 years?
I'm 22 and I'll be retired at 37 assuming I never get a raise again. Which isn't true, because I'm getting a $5k raise in January.
Fuck off NEET, I'm earning my freedom.
>>29861868
At the rate technology, AI and automation is advancing, in 30 years most low skill jobs will be automated and a lot of people will be unemployed. So you could be a neet and no one can blame you. It would also be great if we got a basic income
>>29862951
>Fuck off NEET, I'm earning my freedom.
kek
I ordered some toys that I'm gonna play with while you're slaving away your life
>>29861868
>>29862697
>>29862805
Truly wondrous technology isn't it, my waifu seems just like a real woman (without the horrid 3d looks and personality that is)
If you would be so kind could you tell me your opinions on my latest poetry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si43gka_VsY [Embed]
>>29861868
>Can't wait for you to join me when you retire in 60 years.
>60 years
Did you graduate high school? It doesn't sound like you did, you sound like you might actually be retarded and deserve those NEETbux.
>>29863633
Cry some more wagie
>>29863650
I'm not crying, I'm pointing out the fact that you don't know how to do basic math.
>>29863674
I was actually the valedictorian of my class wage boy, let those tears flow.
>>29863728
I weep for your lost potential and waste of life. :\
Yeah cool you guys have rich parents.
Obviously i wish i could laze around and live of my senpai too but i wasnt born into such luxury.
Instead i have to work half my waking hours for a life half as good as yours.
You obviously won the genetic lotto, why rub it in?
>>29863738
And I weep for you sucking Shekelsteins cock everyday, now run along, haven't you got some work to do.
comfy pepe wagie trolling is the funniest meme on /r9k/ right now
>>29863758
>now run along, haven't you got some work to do
Sure, but these threads are a desperate cry for help and need for attention. You came here wanting some human interaction, and I'm here for you poor frogposter.
>>29863809
Actually I choose to come here to mock you wagies and watch you get the ragies, it always makes me laugh when they go
>hurr durr you're retarded
>hurr durr kill yourself
>hurr durr I contribute to society
you see this, boys?
you have no idea how HARD it is to be a woman in today's oppressive, patriarchal society
us girls need to look presentable. isn't that bullshit? why can't i go to work in a ponytail and yoga pants?
>>29863834
Why would you do that when you say you have a VR headset?
>>29863982
My waifu said she was tired and laid down for a short nap on our king sized bed overlooking the ocean. I know she needs her rest and I can't be with her every waking hour so I come here to let off a little steam every now and then and I really don't intend for you to take it personally.
It's hard to develop a selfless attitude when you've got your nose to the grindstone, but I'm rooting for you wagie! I hope you can free yourself from your shackles, strap on a VR mask and see what life really has to offer you.
>>29864163
I prefer actual reality to virtual reality.
a wife and a bed overlooking the ocean isn't something that's impossible to achieve, but if you want to settle for virtual versions of that then that's your cup of tea I suppose.
>>29863179
Same here.
Life's great when your biggest concern is if all the peepee will fit on your already half full pissbottle.
I hate to go to the bathroom, but then I think of all the wageslaves and what they have to go through and smile to myself
>mfw I see wagecucks in their 70s still bussing tables and have the look of a crushed spirit in them
THEY WAGED THEIR ENTIRE LIVES
AND STILL
THEY WAGE
LMAO
THE PLIGHT OF A WAGEKEK
>>29864364
Send me a postcard in 40 years when you achieve this elusive dream.
>>29864364
Amazing how only a minority of wageslaver recognize their enslavement and dire situation.
That's how slavery works, anon, and you're as dumb as a cow. No wonder why you're human cattle, wageslave.
>>29862345
>implying they are not raising the age of retirement to 75 because Social Security is running out of money, and because stock markets are too shitty to fill up 401k's enough to retire on
>>29863166
Slaves in ancient times had a right to buy their own freedom. Retirement is a modern version of self-emancipation
>>29864561
KEK. I'm on perma-retirement. Feels good man. Oh, was it 20 years before you """emancipate""" yourself? See you then! In the meanwhile, let me snuggle back up under the covers.
>>29862951
You're stupid if you think you earn your freedom by working.
Working sure, but not being wagecucked.
Do a hit, exploit cattle-people, exploit their stupidity.
Always go from NEET to millionaire, never be a wageslave
>>29864466
>slave
A slave is someone with no other options.
That is the NEET. He is a slave to his only source of income, whether it's state-provided or his desperate parents.
A wagie can quit jobs and find a nother job, he can even become a NEET if he wants to. He's free to explore the world according to this skills and experience & education.
A NEET has his 4 walls of a self-imposed prison cell.
>>29864620
>a wagie can quit his job
>"I-I-I can quit any time this is just temporary."
See you behind that counter in 30 years wagie.
>>29864620
The NEET has all options
It is the wagecuck who has no options.
Not because they arent there, but because a slave is dumb as cattle and he'll never see them
Wageslaves are limited by their own small minds.
You cant quit your job, you'll always desperately look for another one. You're not made for freedom. You dont even understand what I'm saying.
>>29864620
>A NEET has his 4 walls of a self-imposed prison cell.
Hahaha. 360 degrees of limitless possibilities at my disposal 24/7.
>>29864654
Of course, prisoners often retreat into their own imaginations when they're put in solitary confinement. You don't even need a VR headset.
>>29864635
Statistically speaking you'll probably be dead in about 10 or 15 years
>>29864653
Thank you, that was a funny post.
>>29861868
VR has come a long way my fellow NEET.
but you know whats the best virtual reality? dreams, not the fuzzy, stuffy dreams that wagies have but lucid dreams. through all my free time i have been able to achieve a lucid dream straight from my meditating position they last for about 30min to 5 hours. Such a shame wagecucks will never reach such a high level of meditation everything feels real and is fantastic in my mind, my favorite thing to do in these lucid dreams is to turn into a large eagle and pray on wageslaves walking to and from work. This is an artistic representation on how NEETs are superior and how they can easily take down and dominate wagecucks.
>Just you wait NEET. 20 years from now all you'll have is your perfected software, a virtual heaven and the waifu of your dreams, but I'll have the last laugh because I'm living in the real world..
>>29864705
>Statistically speaking you'll probably be dead in about 10 or 15 years
That applies to you as well wagie, that blind delusion will last you oh so long before you realize your life flashed before your eyes.
>>29864831
real world is shit tier, mate go ahead try and make it sond good, thats right, not even from a normie's perspective does it sound tolerable
>>29864925
>implying you don't see the exotic thrill and excitement from having no control over your life, living completely on a predetermined schedule, being forced to stand and get verbally ripped apart and emasculated by people you hate, have your brain go numb and insane from inactivity, and barely have the energy to drag yourself back to bed to sleep
Reality is superior to virtual reality in every way, you just have to fool yourself into thinking "At least I'm being productive."
>>29864923
No, NEETs are far more likely to kill themselves by age 30, either by suicide or by overdosing on drugs & alcohol and of course sometimes "natural" causes.
People who work stay busy and generally stay healthy.
I spent the last week in a VR cotton picking simulation to help develop my empathy for the modern day slaves. The virtual lashes of my master's whip gave me a unique insight into the challenges faced by the drones sapped of any desire other than to service their overlords in their personalized cubicles.
Page 1, wew lad
>>29863834
>wagies
>ragies
that rhyme was NEETo
>>29865184
Whatever you say wagie, the biggest regret people have on their death bed is they spent their entire lives working.
Even if you don't kill yourself, you'll live an empty life going insane and fighting an endless battle to rationalize your suffering and then inevitably lose like everyone else.
Now go bus that table, a NEET who is better than you in every way just spit on it to give you a little bit more to feel "productive" about.
LMAO WAGIE
Just here to derail this thread
>>29866556
>here to derail
>not even sage
how counterproductive
>>29861868
>falling for the VR meme
>>29868058
>people fell for the "fell for the VR meme" meme
>>29868058
it's pretty great for pron desu
>>29861868
Hey there NEETcuck, you are right. It is Sunday night and that means tomorrow is Monday, when the work week begins. Haha, you got me there.
But let's think back for a second, to the past few days. You know, Friday night and Saturday night. Weren't those fun? Yeah, I had a great time. Went out with my friends, flirted with a ton of girls (got a boatload of numbers) and even fucked two of them! These are memories I will cherise for a lifetime.
But enough about me. What did you do this past Friday and Saturday night? Huh? Haha, funny joke. Wait, you're serious? You just stayed in your room masturbating to My Little Ponies, watching anime and posting on 4chan? Why? Why didn't you go out with your friends? Oh, you don't have friends? Well, that sucks.
Sorry NEETcuck, gotta run. Need some sleep for tomorrow, but you have fun in your priso---I mean basement tomorrow.
>>29866123
>NEET
>Leaving their house
C'mon man at least make your insults believable.
>>29868058
>he gets motion sickness
HAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT
Jesus fuck i can't fucking wait until my new glasses have been finished by the optician, these current ones make me nauseous + tired as fuck and tend to give me cluster headaches real quick cuz the frames and glasses are both fucked up beyond measure
*cuz the frame and glasses themselves are both fucked up
Dayum it's still early and my coffee hasn't kicked in yet
>>29869453
>got a boatload of numbers
Holy shit I have a job and even I agree that you need to die. What the fuck you sound like you're actually a virgin no one talks like that. seriously what the fuck are you like some weird college freshman or somethkng? Gtfo
>>29864366
>still pissing in a bottle
It's 2016. Pour some cat litter into your garbage bin and piss in that.
>>29869453
These wagecuck rebuttals are so bad lol
Just wondering, what's the neet opinion on working in something you love? I love cooking. I get paid to run a kitchen and love it.
