Alpha moment stories
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Alpha moment stories
"What are the odds" is a game in which a player asks another player "what are the odds of you __________". To which the second player will reply with a number. Both players then guess a number between 1 and the picked number. If they both guess the same number, the second player must perform the previously mentioned action.
>be 17 year old me
>playing "what are the odds" at the mall with some friends
>friend looks at me
>"anon, what are the odds of you walking up to the next girl you see and asking her for her number"
>decide that I ain't no bitch
>"1"
>immediately walk up to a girl leaning against a wall and ask
>"can i have your number"
>"no"
>"alright"
>walk away, a new man
>>29861819
well done sir, well done.
>>29861819
We call that "Odds on" as in "Odds on you doing..."
>be me in school
>make a presentation about anime
>5 min in and see Chad is on his phone
>call him out in it and he puts it away
>10 min later and see that Chad is "sleeping"
>call him out and it and ask him if my presentation is to boring
>he says it is
>i answer that it still fucking disrespectful to behave that way even if the presentation isn't good
>get into a little argument with him
>Say to him that he has to leave the classroom
>he refuses
>get angrier and tell him to fucking leave
>he still refuses
>class saying i should move on
>I look Chad in the eyes and say he should fucking leave or i will stop my presentation
>finally he gives in and leaves
>Latter at home Chad messages me on Whatsup and apologizes LIKE A FUCKING BETA
Fucking Chads
>in 12th grade
>have one turborobot friend on my bus with me, though we dont sit together.
>normies in the back of the bus constantly playing nigger music and yelling curses
>cant get them kicked off bus
>they start bullying my friend so i stand up, call one an autistic rager and threaten a chad athlete
>they try to make it out like my friend thinks their jokes are funny
>my friend looks super sad
>they start mocking me
>get up and shove one as they're leaving the bus
>he walks off the bus while his 300 pound hamplanet brother shoves me into a seat with a fist raised
>he walks off too
>rest of year their insults are directed at me, but i dont mind, just put headphones in
>qt girls on bus literally thank me
Cant stand bullies, though i dont mind when im bullied, just others
