Reminder that if you're 5'9" or above you CANNOT BE A ROBOT!
Sorry, but you simply have it too easy at that point.
You will literally never have it bad in relation to feeling like a man or dating.
Just fuck off already.
Why are you even here?
whats that? I think I hear something in the distance. is it- bagpipes?
>>29861302
Just because I'm 6'2" doesn't make me handsome or desirable. I'm an ugly guy with a skinnyfat physique, and people will often point and laugh at me in public places. Also socially inept.I slouch enough that I am effectively 5'11", too, if that counts towards anything.
>>29861302
Lucky me, I'm only 5'8 :^)
>>29861422
The physique thing is changeable, and you have a huge height advantage compared to us. You cannot and will not ever be a robot.
>Be 5"11
>Girls don't even look at me
OP that argument is wrong because my 5"6 friend gets tons of pussy so manlets CANNOT be robots. Manlets please LEAVE.
>>29861422
you can change that though. its well documented that short men are less likely to advance their careers and are perceived as less attractive by women
>>29861469
That doesn't even make sense. We have a very clear disadvantage. We're treated worse, are more likely to have self-esteem issues, and can't get women to the same degree.
Reminder that if you havent been poor your whole life you CANNOT BE A ROBOT!
Sorry, but you simply have it too easy at that point.
You will literally never have it bad in relation to feeling like a man or dating.
Just fuck off already.
Why are you even here?
Reminder that if your dick is above 5" you CANNOT BE A ROBOT!
Sorry, but you simply have it too easy at that point.
You will literally never have it bad in relation to feeling like a man or dating.
Just fuck off already.
Why are you even here?
What if I'm 6'2 in a country with tall people but I'm bald?
>>29861636
You can climb out of poverty with smart financing
>>29861664
>implying dick size matters when you're above 6'
Reminder that if you didnt grow up with a single mom you CANNOT BE A ROBOT!
Sorry, but you simply have it too easy at that point.
You will literally never have it bad in relation to feeling like a man or dating.
Just fuck off already.
Why are you even here?
>>29861683
>Implying either of these things contain even the slightest truths
>>29861709
How do people go from rags to riches then, genius?
>>29861467
>>29861467
I have changed it. In the past, I was far more fit and attractive than I am now, and people were still repulsed by me due to my horrible personality and social ineptitude. It just took them slightly longer to start laughing at me.
>>29861733
You do realize how insanely rare that is right? Or does shortness and delusion somehow correlate?
>>29861805
Well, you can still climb out of poverty at least. Just major in the right things and then keep a smart budget.
>>29861912
Yeah that sounds super easy for sure. Definitely something a robot like myself could accomplish.
Whereas a moderately rich manlet is already fairly attractive by doing nothing.
>tfw 5'4 and asian
>>29861964
But we have bad insecurity over it and are less likely to get women.
>>29861302
aight cya guys I guess im not allowed here
>>29862021
Yeah, you're not.
Fuck off.
It is a curse to be short
A privilege to be a manlet
Think about it u fuckin idiot
>tfw 5'10"
I'm on neither extreme and unnoticed
who /incognito/ here
Fuck you with this height bullshit
Height doesn't determine if you're a robot or not
>>29861664
What if I'm bigger than 6" but a manlet? People say not to judge a book by it's cover but everyone does.
>>29864066
It makes you more predisposed to becoming one though. Nobody likes short people. Men assume you're weak and women think you're ugly.t. manlet
>>29861302
>5'9
Sounds like something a manlet would say.
>be me
>6'3
>at Niagara Falls
>Three American tourists are convincing their dates they're all over 6'
>chime in with a "no way you guys are 6', I'm 5'10 and I still tower over you
>dates are noticeably embarrassed.
lmao. manlets, when will they learn.
yeah and eazy e was the biggest robot ever right
>>29864136
>Men assume you're weak and women think you're ugly
Connect the dots, anon.
The solution is clear. Just become a bottom bitch
I'M 5'7
I'LL WRESTLE YOU LANKY BITCHES TO THE GROUND
>>29864175
kek thats hilarious ily
>>29864185
Nah, the whole gay thing doesn't appeal to me. I'm as straight as can be.
I am kind of jealous though since it seems like it's for gay dudes to get sex.
>>29864193
I take shits bigger than you, cupcake
>>29861302
I completely agree OP, but brace yourself for people who've managed to have everything handed to them and still fuck up royally.
PSA: Just because you have advantages and you still suck at life doesn't mean the advantages aren't real.
I'd modify that to be 5'11" maximum tho, that's close enough to average.
Reminder that if you didn't contract HIV from a childhood blood transfusion you CANNOT BE A ROBOT!
Sorry, but you simply have it too easy at that point.
You will literally never have it bad in relation to feeling like a man or dating.
Just fuck off already.
Why are you even here?
>>29864282
I'm going to punch you in the pussy!
Faggot
6'5
I'm aromantic, your criterion can't be applied.
>>29864066
it does play a role
I'm 5'9" myself and being a KHV it is clear height matters to women
>>29864618
I'm 5'9 and not a khv.
>>29864680
Good for you I guess, doesn't change the fact that the ideal height is around 6'2"
>>29861693
Having a shit father is worse than having no father
>>29864580
go away tumblr
>>29864580
otherwise known as mentally retarded
>>29861693
>>29864365
I know you faggots like to think that you're smart, but we all know a huge part of being a robot is being incel and you can't be incel if women want you, by definition.
Tall men are universally wanted by women, so if you're tall then yes, you cannot be a robot. What is so hard to understand that just because you were put into one of the most privileged groups behind wealth and female and still manage to be a massive fuckup it doesn't mean I'm wrong, it just means that you're even more of a fuckup than us because you had to try harder to be a fuckup.
>>29861636
I agree with this but I'd say "if you're wealthy" as opposed.
>>29861664
Doesn't really work because dick isn't like tits, women can't see how big your dick is through your pants so for a woman to know how big your dick is you would have to get to the point of her seeing it, at which point you would already be not a robot.
>>29861679
Just shave your head and grow a beard.
Also, only 8 countries have an average height 6'0 or above so you're definitely taller than average.
>>29861302
I'm 5'6
>tfw wish I was at least 5'8
>see manlets with taller Gfs in NY all the time
There's still hope lads
6'0 megamanlet reporting in
>>29861302
>tfw people use manlet meme as an excuse
5'6" fatass reporting in
fat lazy 5'6" here
>>29861302
Okay, you can borrow my 6'0" 145lb frame for a few days, have at it...
>>29867117
theres no hope son
>>29869348
fine lets just fuck each other then.
>>29861302
>5'7''
>no friends
Yeah, I belong here
>>29869382
fuck off with the Taxi Driver 2 second gifs Faggot
>>29869308
Are you me? We rolled the same stats.
Are you also curvy and if so do you look like a woman from behind?
The struggle is real.
>>29869399
There's no reason to be mad anon
>>29869428
im short i have a reason to be mad
I'm tall but I got a lil dick
by the age of 13 i was 6'2"
but i do have Asperger
>>29869654
im short so my dick looks big on me
>>29869626
I'm (somewhat) short too anon. Don't take your anger out on me
>>29869707
wth don't you just eat your assburgers???
>>29869721
you are an inch taller than me
>>29869742
>Getting this triggered over an inch
Bravo anon
Here's another Taxi Driver gif because I know how much they trigger you
Manlets are the only one's that can know the joy of taller gf's though
>>29870259
We need to have a tall grill thread. Soon.
>>29861302
>randomly see friends in public
>acutely aware when they come over to talk to me that I am now among males above my height in the outside world
god isn't real
Maybe bmi should be used instead of height
I'm like 30 pounds underweight so I look disgusting at 6'
>>29861912
You know some people can't afford schooling right?
Did not realise I was posting on /midget9k/ I'll go.
>>29861693
The only true statement
>>29866019
Having no father implies both
