>ITT
How to kill yourself ironicly
>buy industrial fan to hold 150-190
>tie noose on the fan
>before kicking the chair, turn fan on
>when the find you your spinning around the room
>>29860890
This is stupid and not funny.
>>29860890
do you know what the ironically means?
I've always had this plan stored up in case I do off myself
>set a date of rip for 6 months in advance
>spend next 6 months doing nothing but getting ripped
>get ripped
>kill myself, specify in will that I want to be shirtless in my coffin
>say I want all friends to come to my funeral (most friends are girls, am a faggot)
>at funeral, on display all muscly and shit
>girls will walk by and think, if only for a second
"wow anon sure got buff"
>girls will have to spend the rest of their lives realizing they were attracted to a corpse
>kek in hell
