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Okay since everyone requested it last night here's the sonic r34 story.
>senior year
>everyone is falling for le senior prank xD meme
>I decide that i'll do one better
>our graduation ceremony has this projecter and screen to show pictures of chad and stacy and shit like that
>Being an autistic hipster I decide to pull of the ultimate prank
>grad day comes and im ready and squealing with excitement
>my name gets called
>it shows a picture of Knuckles anally deflowering Espio
>I pull off my robe and it's revealed that i'm naked and I have begun masturbating.
>security tackles me off stage and I escape back to the podium.
> I udder "May Kanker is my fetish!"
>tfw I thought Marie was May which explains pic related
>I get arrested for indecent exposure
>there were kids in the audience so I got a sex offender charge too
>my dad beat my ass that night and asked what I had to say for my self
>I tried to whistle the ed edd n eddy theme but i couldn't after 7 minutes of trying
>instead, just to be a jerk, I yelled GO SUCK A SOUTH CAROLINA GAMECOCK!!
>mfw dad punted me in the head and threw me out for the night.