>9/10 hottie gives you a like on tinder
Fucking PANIC lads
What do I do now?
Post dick for shock value. Works every time.
>>29859746
B-but what if she sees it?
Prepare your anus for rejection and failure
>>29859723
post pic of said 9/10 here
What would you do if you "succeeded?".
Are you a wagecuck and can afford to hire a high maintenance whore?
>>29859723
Don't get your hopes up, she probably won't ever reply to your messages or delete you outright.
They ain't that cute irl so no worries and go for it boy.
>>29859723
You structure your personality to look slightly human
Nothing'll happen. I've been through this before.
>>29859723
>hey girl i'm practically having a panic attack now
>uh why?
>cause i cant believe such a beautiful girl would swipe right on me and dont want to mess it up lol
>9/10
Not if it's anything like the 9s people usually post here
>>29859723
It is probably a bot. Just avoid starting with hi,and ask her to meet ASAP.
Dont pay any attention to her and work on becoming a man that actually deserves a 9/10.
You might fool her for a day or a week but eventually she will find out that you are not fit to produce offspring.
tinder is rigged for people like us
>have profile up for like 5 days
>like literally everyone on there
>only 2 matches
>try talking to one, dont know what to say, get seemingly not interested responses, give up
>try some other app
>match with some qt showing tits in her pics
>decided to try to message her
>she either unmatched me, blocked or deleted her account
>other matches include old and or fat women/girls
>feel even more depressed than when i started
wow thanks
>2 matches after a week
>one deletes before i even check my phone
>another seems to be a bot and removes after i ask
FUCK
>>29863003
the bot was using a picture of a 3.5/10 too
this is going to be hard to pull off
Think about how nice it would be to pet that little pupper
i used to have a pup that looked identical to that
she had a few seizures, but nothing ever happened. Until one night me and my family came home and she was lying on the floor paralyzed from a seizure. Put her down the next day
feels bad
