>beme
>be at work
>browsing 4chan mobile
>giggling to myself at some stupid meme
>coworker starts talking to me, "you know anon we always wonder what you're laughing at on your phone"
>another one pipes in, "yea you dont seem like you use social media"
>female coworker asks if i have a girlfriend
>"n-no"
>male coworker from earlier says "well yeah a i couldve told you that"
>they both chuckle
>feel dumb for the rest of the day
>>29859457
If you had any balls, you would have made fun of them in return.
>>29859457
Just ignore them and they'll get triggered
>>29859490
what this anon said. give as good as you get, man. take some pride in yourself and don't take that shit laying down. you're better than that.
>>29859457
>>female coworker asks if i have a girlfriend
This is the part where you tell them you have a boyfriend
Then show them convincing pics of some hot dudes off Grindr or something
They instantly get jelly and want to try and fuck you
Play off like you're gay or bi with very homosexual tendencies
Tell them you could still go for the "right girl"
And then kick back while they clamor trying to prove themselves as the "right girl" and qualify for you
>>29859778
Wont work if your ugly and fat
>female coworker asks how old I am
>22
>"aaw, thats too bad"
>"why?"
>"because I'm old!"
>"that's ok, I'm above the age of consent"
>as I'm walking away, I realize what I just said
Just. Kill me.
>>29859832
That's actually a funny joke but of course delivery and Chadliness would make or break it.
>>29859859
If it is possible to say that in a way that "works", I didn't nail it.
Also, the coworker in question was a 40 year old muslim woman, so it would be hard to pull off either way.
