Yes if it wasn't moving around and shit, I don't want to get deerkicked in the penis

Deer are pretty cute desu. You'd have to drug the deer first though, because I don't want to get stomped out

Would any of those bucks know?
If so, would they seek vengeance?

>>29858968
Would you eat and finger her ass?

This deer fucking thing better not become the new BBRRAAP meme.

Why you hav deer

>>29858938
I'd rather have 1000 more doe's, famalam.

>>29858938
Yes.

Would I be able to shoot it and butcher it afterwards?

Preferably mid orgasm. As soon as I blow my load, she's getting a .22 to the back of the head. Brain turned into a paste, limp cum-filled deer on my couch and an empty meat freezer.

I'll be eating like a king for a month.

>>29858985

Shit like that is how new STDs like AIDS get started

>>29858996
Unless you are stupid or illiterate I can only guess this means you enjoy the brap meme.
Please don't

>>29858938
Give me a shitty kebab and i'll rim it.

>>29858938
10 bucks? Hell yeah I would!