A toast to the birthday girl, Hanako.
While Hanako might not be your favourite girl, she is my favourite and it's her birthday. Because of this, I'm going to reflect on what she has done for me.
Hanako, you may have been quiet and reserved when we first met you, but that was for the better. You made us earn your friendship, which made it all the more sweeter. Your shy and timid nature touched many of our hearts, and for that I thank you.
You made us realise that behind every face, there is a person. With likes and dislikes and funny little games. You helped each of us grow as a person.
Sure, you other Robots and Anons reading this may be fans of Emi or Rin or whichever girl you choose, but if you've learned anything from these girls, surely it's respect for others. You robots might not be able to do a lot of things, but the one thing you guys can do is recognise a good person.
I request all of you fellow Robots, Cyborgs, whatever you are. Grab a drink, take a moment, and appreciate your favourite girl, for I find it truly outstanding that the people who have taught us the most about ourselves, do not even exist.
Here's to the girls, and here's to you Hanako. We all love you.
>>29858343
And here's to my image being upside down!
I shall bump, I have been away from the Internet and I have not had enough waifu appreciation today.
I must do my waifus work.
hanako will never be real and for that she must be punished
>>29859774
But anon! She's real in my heart!
>tfw you'll never put out a cigarette on her face and tell her that nobody will notice the mark anyways
>>29859919
Anon! Why would you do such a mean thing to such a sweet waifu?
>tfw will never go to tim hortons at 3am with hanako
>>29860000
Dem quads. Only achievable by a true Hanako lover....
>tfw will never go camping for a weekend with hanako
>>29860000
>tfw you will never adopt her and give her a happy childhood in a loving family
truly a worse feel
>tfw hanako will never fall asleep in your lap while trying to read a book
I'm so glad I'm not drunk anymore, since I broke down in tears earlier because of the feels.
>tfw will never cuddle with hanako on a friday night
> Tfw February 14 rolls around and you will have no Hanako to nervously give you a gift.
>>29860332
gonna give that bitch a flower keychain
bitches love flwoer keychains
>>29860349
I'd give her whatever she wants because she is worth it. And she isn't a Stacy so she won't just use me for what I get her.
>tfw no hanako to get yuge with
>>29858343
i love her so much. happy birthday hanako
>ywn drink coffee with hanako, talking away the night and making her laugh softly
>tfw will never slap hanako on the bum while she's doing something, causing her to squeak and jump, and then blush
>tfw no hanako gf to hang out with
reminder that hanako's periods taste like bbq sauce
