I think my mom bought me a new truck so I would finally get laid.Truth be told I think it might honestly work to. I live in a rural part of the united states and women around here love trucks for some reason. Is this a good or bad thing?
>>29857572
Sell it and buy chicken tendies desu
>>29857644
thats funny you say that because im enjoying some crispy tendies as we speak
I live in rural America, too. A truck won't do much. It would be like getting /fit/
>>29857675
Where are they from, brother?
>>29857740
Tyson crispy chicken strips cooked at 420 degrees for 22 mins with a convection over. not as good as Tully's but they get the job done.
>>29857675
Go to fast food and demand that they load the truck bed full of tendies
>>29857572
sell the truck, buy a gun, rape your mom at gunpoint, kill yourself. simple as that. you get laid, and you get to die early.
>>29857808
where do you think i should go? popeyes? its all indians working there they would probably do it
>>29857841
no, my mom is nice.
>>29857862
Dont know im not murrican and donk know about your tendi places. But it dont really matter, just do it.
>driving a truck loaded with tendies both bought by mommy
you would be immortalized as the real good boy Pepe
>>29858382
its time to shine i guess
