>wake up
>see this
what is your next step? what do?
I'm not fucking an animal, if that's what you want.
Try to pet
Pet it, because I've never seen one up close before.
>>29857014
Scratch the back of my neck n go back to sleep
>>29857014
Make no sudden moves and try to calmly guide it out of my house
>>29857014
>what is your next step?
Crashing this plane...
slowly and carefully insert it into my meat freezer
>>29857014
As long as it won't bite me, I will pet it and them go back to sleep.
>>29857074
>>29857066
don't do this, you'll get your fucking ass beaten so bad even Chad would cry for you.
>>29857034
But what if it's what she wants anon? Don't deny-rape your deerfu.
>>29857140
how about mutual masturbation? no touching during
Make goulash! Oh, wait, I'm too weak to handle a rifle. Oh well, time to call up the hunters' union and have them shoot the damn thing. It's not like they're in short supply around here.
>>29857182
That could work anon, carry on.
>>29857198
They make bi-pods and stands for a reason anon. Just keep it tight to your shoulder, breathe out, and squeeze(don't pull, you'll jerk the rifle and fuck your shot up.) Also wear earplugs, I learned this lesson the hard way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLKAFLcg9lM
>>29857014
Fucking normie shits>>29857034
>>29857066
>>29857074
>>29857075
>>29857086
Are you telling me you would refuse to fuck this mature deer in its milf pussy?
unbelievable
Fucking faggots think they're too good for deer pussy.
>>29858664
this
pic related, me on the left
Make her help out with my morning wood.
>get up slowly as not to frighten it
>grab my .22
>pet it's head a bit
>rest barrel between it's eyes
I'm having this little shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a week or two.
I might even wear it's skull on my belt buckle.
>>29858918
>.22
Are you trying to tickle it?
>>29858954
That .22 is going to bounce around inside her skull and turn her brains into a slushie.
I'd rather not have an exit wound getting any more blood all over my bed than there already is.
>>29858918
>Look at me guys I'm a HUNTER
You're a faggot, I understand shooting deer to eat them but the whole "Wear it's skull on my belt buckle was retarded" and if you're that into hunting and deer meat then you're probably a fat redneck COD player who shouldn't even be on /r9k/ either that or you're an edgy weeb who thinks he is a badass when he's not.
>>29859002
I'm actually a skeleton-mode systems administrator who has never gone hunting.
I also want a dear skull mounted on my belt buckle. Shit would be rad, man
>>29858918
>shooting an animal in the head
You don't hunt, do you?
>>29859061
Nope
I do troubleshoot though, that's kinda close.
food for the family, anon. what else?
>>29859061
>not shooting an animal in the head
What's the deal? Isn't it a sure kill?
>>29857014
>Stand there staring
"I must be having another nightmare"
Balls deep animal fuck
>>29857096
WIDD
>>29859412
Think skull homie, ur using a .22 bullet also so it'll probly just ricochet
This guy has been making deer threads all day.
