Happy little feels
>tfw you have to really take a shit but you hold it in
>>29856723
>tfw that last little nugget of shit finally comes off on its own and falls into the toilet
>>29856723
>tfw you drink a cup of Tea in the morning and watch the news
I got one for ya
>Wake up at a decent time
>Have a good cup of coffee
>Take a MASSIVE shit after a healthy breakfast
>It feels good man
>Then you shower and scrub your empty b-hole, knowing your absolutely clean for the day
>Brush and floss teeth
>You're all ready for the day by like 9 or 10 a.m.
Feels so comfy man
>>29856723
I'm doing it right know as we speak
Shaved face, aftershave applied, lotion applied. Feels great man.