>live in front of a park
>the weather is "nice"
>"nice" as in really fucking hot and sunny with no wind
>normalshits obviously love it
>it's like the entire fucking neighborhood is in that park right now
>younger chads and stacies are playing sports, drinking and tanning
>older ones bring out their normiechildren who run around and scream
>everyone seems to be having fun but me
>all i can do is look at females showing some skin from behind my curtains
I really want to die right fucking now. Can't even go outside to buy booze, it's like 30 degrees celsius, and i'm scared of smoking because people might think i'm a creep for looking at a park and the sun is fucking bright as hell.
My man. I hate summer with a passion. I have an intense urge to move to the polar circle somewhere in Alaska or Norway or some shit, away from all the normans. Eskimos have their shit figured out, they learned a long time ago that heat attracts assholes of all kinds, normans, bugs, parasites, bacteria.
>>29853844
Global warming was created so normies could enjoy more heat.
But seriously this is hell. I can't escape the heat, there's no fucking wind and the humidity, can't even go outside to buy an 8-pack of cold beer and drink myself to sleep and i have to smoke inside so normans won't call the cops on me for looking at them from my window.
>>29853903
I have the same dilemma. At least I have a tab of ambien pills.
>>29853844
>normans, bugs, parasites, bacteria.
at least there's a spray or whatever for most of those except 1. I'd buy a norman spray for many dollars
>>29853765
Summer is the normie season, winter is for special snowflake contrarians
Autumn is where it's at
>30 degrees celsius
M8 here in Spain now it's 38 during the day and over 30 at night and it gets worse in August. Don't complain, you little bitch.
>>29853980
I just drank half of my bottle of vinegar anon, i can't stand this shit.
Never have i wanted to die so much, i think.
>i'll never have fun with those normies on the lawn
>i'll never touch any female's body part you only see in summer without her getting disgusted
>i'll won't be able to buy booze
>>29854004
>tfw the smell of dead leaves and rain
>>29854030
I'm sorry, i live in a white country where it rains a lot and a 30 degree summer is considered as hell.
>>29854030
Whit men aren't meant to endure this kinda heat. we were mammoth hunters.
>>29854070
>drank half of my bottle of vinegar anon,
That shit's nasty. Tried it once and immediately puked.
>>29854073
>>29854070
That's why we have air conditioner here and we spend all day at the beach.
Also
>Spain
>not white
Fuck off, /pol/fag with your "I'm whiter than u"
At least I have friends and go out instead of being an autist creep looking at parks and sperging at the normal people.
>>29854113
all I'm saying is put a turban on a spaniard and I can't tell the difference.
>>29854099
It didn't do anything. No buzz, nothing. But i do remember drinking rotten beer once, couldn't stop puking and wanted to die.
>>29854113
You don't need air conditioners when the temperature rarely goes above 20 most of the year.
And no, i don't browse /pol/, but Iberians are mixed with Arabs, thus, not that white.
>at least I have friends etc
Can exposure to heat make me into a normie?
>>29854160
>Can exposure to heat make me into a normie?
Yes, I believe so. Better not eat after midnight and avoid water.
>>29854146
Spaniards don't explode
>>29854160
As I live in southern Spain, I don't need radiators, heaters, gas, coats and a laaarge etcetera.
>Iberians are mixed with arabs
That's an old meme. Studies say that an average spaniard has between 0 and 3% of moor blood. Same goes with Greeks and Italians.
And no, sorry. A turbo-autist can't turn into a normie like that.
Start by improving your physical image (work out, eat less, go for a walk everyday, do something with your life) and then try to build confidence.
>>29854254
*long etcetera, not large.
>>29854231
>avoid water
All i see normies doing is drink water while walking, is this a lie?
>>29854254
How come Iberians look very similar to Arabs?
Checkmate, Alberto.
And i'm somewhat fit, used to play rugby as a kid, work 5 days a week, but am KHHHV, drink and smoke a lot. I guess heat does make a difference.
>>29854326
>All i see normies doing is drink water while walking, is this a lie?
They want to turn you into one of them, you get the cocoon phase and then climb out of slime as a full fledged Norm Normans. I've seen it happen man, lost a few cousins that way
>>29854375
>lost a few cousins that way
Did you at leastfuck them?
>>29854407
Sadly no. One is really hot, probably for the best though
>>29854434
You should. You'll become very normal that way. I've seen it happen man, lost a few cousins that way
>>29854326
Does pic related look like an arab for you?
I've known a lot of muslims from different countries and they don't look like us.
And about you being KHHHV, what does the third H stand for?
Also, I'm not an Alberto, I'm an Adrian. You can call me Emperor Adrianus, or Adri, as you prefer.
>>29854113
>ass-blasted Spaniard
tango it out, darkie.
>>29854552
Yep that's two arabs you got right there. Give them one of those turning kebab cookers and they'll get customers in no time.
>>29854552
Male looks very North African tbqh, maybe a bit whiter than average ones.
And i don't know about the female. How do the faces of Arab females look like?
>>29854607
>>29854612
So you haven't seen an arab in your lives.
Do you think that I look like an arab? Fucking autists...
>>29854698
grow a moustache and you look like Assad
>>29854698
you look pretty close to the north africans i've met like tunisians/moroccans tbqh
>>29854698
Sorry I offended you al-adri, but you people do look like sandpeople. I've seen thousands of arabs and you'd fit right in.
>>29854698
You do.
And you should do something with your hand, it looks very weak, almost like a child's.
>>29854736
No one wants to look like a Nusayri.
>>29854751
Fuck I hate when I take a pic of my hand, everyone has to say the fucking same thing. I have a shitty camera and too much light from the window.
>>29854743
I've known north africans. They have darker skin, black hair and eyes and they smell. Not like us.
>>29854748
I've seen a lot of arabs and they are different. Fuck off stormweenie.
>>29854846
It's okay, i saw a guy with weird hands. They were comically small, looked soft and weak. And he looked like an Arab.
>>29853765
Just play pokemon go, I met a lot of nice people today
>>29855002
>play
>it's not even a game
Okay norman.
>>29855019
The hell do you call it then? An 'activity'?
>>29855131
Definitely not tho. And it's fucking hot out there, i wouldn't be able to walk in that heat.
>>29854004
Spring is quickly starting to grow on me, particularly early spring, when it's around the mid/high 50's. Best time of the year desu since there's always a slight breeze that keeps everything cool.
Just stay inside all day and only go out early morning / late evening.
>>29854698
Prepare your anus because you will become a meme
>>29854698
I would argue Iranians are even whiter than you.
>mother sends me outside to sell Lemonade with my 12 year old brother
>don't want to do it
>I am fucking fat and ugly
>Only go outside at night for my graveyard shift job
>she literally insists
>go out with brother
>we are standing on the street
>lots of girls walk past
>he makes alpha fucking jokes saying stuff like 'I squeezed these lemons, and pleased these ladies'
>I just kind of stand there
>not even sure why I am there
>after 1 hour brother turns and says 'anon you can go I am fine alone you are turning away business'
>tfw I got fired by my 12 year old brother because I am not alpha enough to sell lemonade
>brother told me not to go home because our mom wouldn't let him do it alone
>tells me to wait in a nearby car park
>I sit there for 3 hours whilst he sells lemonade
>he makes money and gives me none
>when we get home he lies to my mother and tells her I poured lemonade over his head to try and impress a girl
>she believes him, tells him he can go alone next time
>she hates me even more now
at least I won't have to do it again
>>29854698
You look underage as fuck.
Then again I'm on /r9k/ and the mods have basically given up on enforcing that rule it seems
>>29853765
I live in an flat in a big plain ful of pretty women.
>Tfw billboard blocks my view completely
Is this even legal? I litterly get no light in my house except a little.
>>29853765
I own a a/c because I'm not poor
