>tfw you're montague and she's capulet
>>29853635
>9th grade english class
>doing a reading of romeo and juliet
>teacher makes you read the part of romeo
>oneitis is juliet
literally the most tense moment in my entire life
>>29853941
I-K-T-F, family.
>>29853941
>6th grade gifted class play of R&J
>i get to be romeo
>some girl who rode the same bus as me juliet
>convince her to kiss me for real on the bus ride home while practicing lines
>>29853941
>be German
>10th grade German class
>reading Andorra by Max Frisch
>assigned to read the "soldier"
>girl I like reads the "woman"
>usually shy but slowly warming up and getting into it
>the soldier arrests the woman and yells at her
>turn page, no idea what's next
>my mind is in full acting mode so I shout his next line with gusto
>JUDENHURE (jew whore)
>silence
>teacher looks at me and goes "wow... you're getting really into it huh"
>her face is a weird mix of shock, bewilderment, and awe
It's been over ten years but something changed inside me forever on that day
>>29853635
Crusaders are so Renaissance, Anon.
>>29853941
newfag normie here, whats a oneitis
>>29854137
All lies
>>29854587
Lurk.
Newfagbloxx
>>29854333
>JUDENHURE
I approve
>>29854726
oo much time, pls, just tell me
>>29854333
I always hated it when teachers went like DERP ANON WHY DONT YOU SHOW SOME EMOSHUNS READING YOUR TEXT? but kind of thought you're a creep for doing it when they didn't like the exact part of the text at the same time. Which one is it now? You want me to play a role or be a pupil who just stops reading there and goes "B-b-but Mrs Douche, that is a bad word, am I even allowed to say it?"
I mean, the roles are clear. It's the teacher's job to make sure that everyone understands that characters like these are necessary for telling a critical story and that you need to work with the text to get to the point where you can truly say "I think I got the message".
We had a few of these incidents, it was ridiculous, as if the teachers hadn't even read the book before and were shocked about what came next.
It's like if you're playing your role too well it's also not welcome because that MUST mean you mean what you are saying. Kek'd with disgust
>>29854892
It's Christoph Waltz and Hans Landa all over again, all those retarded late night hosts like Letterman wouldn't even let him explain his portrayal of the character but he tried his best to seriously answer their questions anyway. Letterman kept poking him about "Yes but your character is so evil how can you do that" the best part is Waltz didn't even create Landa
