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Who is this bitch and why do you love her?
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Who is this bitch and why do you love her?
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Looks really crazy.

Borderline stuff
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F E R T I L E

oregano
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She looks kinda cute but in the "Well she'd be cool in Hentai" kind of way, not the "Bashful-Gamer Girl-Brunette-Virgin" kind of way
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Personally I'd like to gouge them eyes out. It's pretty sexy
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>>29853352
they call her crispy. i dont love her. love to roast her.

>desu im pretty horny right now
i can tell because she doesnt look half bad atm, put my dick right in there this evening
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>>29853359
Just my type.
oreagon
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wannabe-goth bitch with thyroid problem
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>>29853377
Her crazy eyes are two of her best features.
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>>29853381
But who is she and why is she relevant?
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>>29853433
idk some sad cunt just started nailing /b/ with this girl and saying how much he loved her, which was obvious bait because nobody loves women. anyways baited a bunch of cucks on 4chan now you see her pics here and there.

i honestly dont care to know about her real life persona.
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>>29853352
Her name is Larkin love
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>>29853461
> nobody loves women

Lol, alright thanks
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>>29853396
>with thyroid problem
How come?
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>>29853352
hey, dont call crispy a bitch
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>>29853352
She's Crispy/Alterhacker. We love her because she's qt
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Hmm, I don't know, maybe because she's literally fucking perfect in every way?
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>>29853948
I don't know who she is. It's not my fault.

Besides, I only casually called her a bitch.
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>>29853352
>why do you love her?
I dated a girl not too dissimilar from her in high school 4 years ago. She had a similar look, was Mestizo (i'm one too), and she was the love of my life but our relationship ended in a catastrophe that I still gotten over. Looking at Crispy I genuinely feel like I have a shot at being her bf and i'm just an hour's drive away from San Diego. The thought of her moving away to NYC and being chad'd kills me inside everyday and just about every waking moment.
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>>29854417
What about her personality?
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>>29854568
How do you know she lives in San Diego?
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>>29854628
I don't really but several anons told me after they hacked her IG. Also some of her pics look she took them in Tijuana
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Does anyone have her selfie with the "nice cat fishing" ?
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Just want a name, what's her name.
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>>29853352
op is crispy
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>>29854568
Are you me? but I live even closer. Time to end my life.
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Stop posting her
Stop feeding her obvious attention seeking
Mods were right to delete these threads
This is /soc/ camwhoring type shit
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>>29857161
And the fact a bunch of you talk about living near her house is borderline dox shit

Go die you sick fucks
And fuck this girl too, she needs to realize she can't lead people on and not expect consequences. Stupid foolish girl.
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>>29857161
>>29857412
Have a Crispy, samefag.
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>What about her personality?

She probably has a mental illness. She is overly melodramatic and suffers from some kind of weird complex about intimacy (shes claimed she wont date a guy unless she is sure she will marry him, how melodramatic can you get). Plus she has an apparent hardcore histrionic personality disorder. All of these girls into this Gothic Lolita cosplay shit are usually super fucked up in the head.
All these guys here make up their own personality for her. And in real life she is probably the polar opposite.

inb4 "I've spent many hours chatting with her online lul she is my soulmate lul"
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>>29857804
Not that I don't agree with you but how is she histrionic? Like what signs are there do you think.
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>>29857804
>shes claimed she wont date a guy unless she is sure she will marry him, how melodramatic can you get

literally the perfect fembot. How many girls are there out there who can honestly say they they won't date a guy unless she is going to marry him?

Crispy is a rare example of the ideal woman.


CRISPY-CHAN I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU~~!!!
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>>29857945
>A person with histrionic personality disorder seeks attention, talks dramatically with strong opinions, is easily influenced, has rapidly changing emotions, and thinks relationships are closer than they are.

This couldn't be more crispy. She bases her entire self image on what random strangers think about her online. And she is far too trusting of online "friendships" The girl needs to get off the internet and make some friends in real life.
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>>29858040
>>A person with histrionic personality disorder seeks attention, talks dramatically with strong opinions, is easily influenced, has rapidly changing emotions, and thinks relationships are closer than they are.

This sounds just like me but I've never posted a single picture of myself online in my life. Get your Forer Effect under control because you're not a psychologist.
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>>29858134
Sorry, but you're already a full blown crispy white knight who only sees her through perfection goggles. You're too far gone to save.
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>>29858235
My goggles are perfectly clear. You should clean yours if you're incapable of seeing such perfection for what it is.
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>>29858261
Crazy insect fuck.
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This roastie gets the fem"bots" toasty!
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>>29853352
She's literally the perfect maiden waifu every robot wishes he could have, unlike every other roastie camwhore she has stayed pure through the years.
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>>29853352
the slut
the virgin
the mad
this is truly the holy trinity of waifus.
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>>29858749
I honestly have no idea who marky is yet I still see her posted.
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Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventur'd piteous overthrows
Doth with their death bury their parents' strife.
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>>29853352
She's a wannabe attention whore who tricks lonely fags on 4chan into thinking she's somehow different than other girls so that they'll pay for her nudes, when in reality she's nothing but a coal burner.
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>>29858749
More like the slut, the slut, and the third slut.

They're all fucking sluts and the idea that they're somehow any different than a single other girl out there is an invention by them so that you'll give them attention. You know crispy is dating a black guy, right?
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>>29858909
t. mad roastie fem"""""bot""""
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>>29853352
She's not special. She's a shill who uses NEET robots to fund her. She's just like every other woman. Empty and void of real personality, talent, and goals. Think about it. She's just a worthless stacey that realized she can use her looks to gain a following of virgin NEETs. Just like any stacey, she's unattainable and will never date or even notice you.

Fuck at least Kat was a tranny outcast that -could- conceivably mesh with us, but this degenerate human is nothing but another worthless camwhore that uses her big eyes and haircut to drain NEETs of their parent's money.
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>>29859022
when has she ever asked or accepted money from anybody online?
show me some proof first before you spout generic roastie meme stuff
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how can one waifu make people so mad
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i never understood these cult-like admirations for random tweenage broads.
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>>29859087
Jealous men who wished they were this cute
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>>29859087
Because they either lover her, or they love to hate her, either way they still love her. Just the ones who insult her are in denial and they need to project it.
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>>29858261
Holy shit you are a pathetic, waste of life. Cucks like you are what's wrong with this world
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>>29859208
>hurr u waste of life hurr u cuck

I bet I could whoop your ass though. to be honest i dont think you could even possibly EVEN TOUCH me, Let alone defeat me.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. I'm talking about Kono Yo no Kyuseishu Futarime no Rikudo Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushodo, Shurado, Tendo, Ningendo, Jigokudo, Gakido, Gedo, Bansho Ten'in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sozo) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Futon, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yoton and even Onmyoton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujo because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano'o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudodama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudo Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kotan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
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>>29858749
If Eliza doesn't count as mad then I don't know how Marky could. She has her shit together way more than the slut.
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How the fuck can you love someone just based on a few images?
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>>29853352

She was in my class senior year of hs and guess what?
There was never legions of guys following her, there was never any rumors about her, there was never anything at all. In fact I don't think I ever saw her hanging with anybody, she was always alone, and I barely heard her ever say a word.

Because she is another normal girl like all the rest that went to school. I still can't believe she gets posted so often here. You fools are in love with a fantasy, not a person.
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>>29859512
You will never get through to them, don't bother trying
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>pure waifu
>shills for publicity on /cgl/
Crispy has probably sucked off a dozen Chads in her constant bid for attention.
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>>29854417
That Crispy makes my dick hard.

To answer your question OP ten people on /r9k/ love her because she is cute, 4'11, pale, and acts like an awkward robot which is a cute personality for a female.
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>>29859655
haha time for exposed flesh crispys
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>>29859512
>>There was never legions of guys following her, there was never any rumors about her, there was never anything at all. In fact I don't think I ever saw her hanging with anybody, she was always alone, and I barely heard her ever say a word.
That's why we like her you dense fuck
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succulent thighs
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>>29859702
Please post more. I never thought I could masturbate to a Crispy until this thread.
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I want to kiss those collarbones
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there literally do not exist legs more perfect
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h n n g
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g n n h
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>>29857977
of course she says that now. she's inexperienced and very young.

she's going off to college all by herself now though, and she's going to end up like all roasties who go to college end up.
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c u t e
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>>29859805
Eww. This image is not very flattering and I fucking love crispy.
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I want crispy to stomp on me
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>>29859851
Can someone add wincest text to this one?
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>>29858909
taylor (slutty crispy look-alike) is dating a black guy. crispy isn't dating anyone.
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>>29859854
thanks for your fucking review where can I subscribe to your fucking newsletter
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>>29859022
t. angry, delusional autistic virgin
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Why is it just the same fucking faggots bumping this thread pls stop. >>29859887
>>29859877
>>29859872
>>29859854
>>29859851
>>29859805
>>29859773
>>29859749
>>29859734
>>29859702
>>29859125
>>29859087
>>29858261
>>29858134
>>29857556
>>29856143
>>29854417
>>29853352
SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOLY SHIT.
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>>29859702
her bellybutton is disgusting. dropped.
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>and how do you like my dress, anon
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>>29859887
Now this I can masturbate to.
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idk why, but she reminds me of Matilda from Leon the Professional. Cute af though
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>>29853352
Some tranny who attention whores here.
Or used to.

Think his name is Christopher P.
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>she will never give you this look and ask you onto the couch with her
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>>29860032
>she will never give you that look and then suck your dick
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If you met her in real life you would be disappointed
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>>29860145
do you think we're all looking for some kind of aggressive domme porn star sugarmommy or something?

i would love a sweet, inexperienced "boring" homebody qt who liked to dress up in cute clothes and enjoy simple things.
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>>29860201
she's probably almost definitely extremely normie irl dude, just look at her
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One QT waifu that will make fem"bots" hate you!
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>>29860145
This. You would probably just share a very long awkward silence. Also it would be weird for her to meet someone obsessed with her.
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>>29859805
das it
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>>29860335

These guys are under the impression she will agree to "meet up" with them and have a nice little conversation. How fucking warped is this mentality.

Some guy on her curiouscat even asked her to meet him in central park for a date. I mean what the fuck.

And the scary part is, this girl, despite probably being bright in school, seems like an absolute pushover. She will probably agree and get raped and murdered.
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>>29860504
Yup pretty much, I think that's why she's distancing herself from these people. It's legitimately frightening how many people are serious about this. They can pretend they aren't but there's bound to be one retard.
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>>29860504
To be fair, she's kind of asking for the attention by seriously answering ridiculous questions instead of ignoring them like any sane person would.

Also I would love to do consensual lewd things with crispy, but I'm not telling her directly or asking to meet up.
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>>29860504
>She will probably agree and get raped and murdered.

>yfw she meets him and he's actually a nice, normal dude
>they start dating and eventually get engaged
>r9k autistically flips its shit because "she was just a normie roastie all along"

but seriously, the population of r9k are very similar to beta asian male populations, where they'll worship "idols" then turn around and drop them immediately either when said girls become too old (around 22) or when it turns out those idols are actually dating high status men.
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>>29860722
You are sick
originally sick
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>>29860722
Yfw when she hates all you fucking idiots
She makes fun of you in private
Calls you all autists
Just acts how she does to get you idiots to ask more stupid shit and say more retard crap
Kill yourself
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>>29860757
t. humiliation fetish cuck
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>>29860777
You're the one lusting after an 18 year old boy looking bitch who'll never fuck you no matter what you do. You'll never touch her, never meet her, never mean anything to her. Orbiting is embarrassing , isn't it?
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>>29860722
>nice, normal dude

Normal dudes don't cyberstalk teen girls and post about them on Chinese gardening forums
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she's good modello for my anime style
other than that she is roastie
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>>29860817
i met my bf from r9k, and he's a complete normalfag. i don't think you realize what the userbase of r9k really is.

it's like 80% normies who mostly lurk but also shitpost occasionally, 10% young, frustrated virgin normies who will correct eventually, and 10% legit autists who scream and shitpost and stalk qts and other weird crap.

like, do you think animals at a zoo know they're being watched by crowds most of the time?
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>>29860870
You are either the central park weirdo or the other freak who posts in all crispy threads about spending "exclusive time" with her
just kill yourself
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>can't date normal girls
>goes after some skinny impressionable boyish looking girl with the emotional maturity of a 12 year old and zero interesting aspects other than her massive eyes
HUH, it's almost like you're a predatory piece of shit loser.
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>>29860950
Look at this mad femcunt.
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>>29860902
>anyone who says anything I disagree with must be one of two very specific autists

lol okej.
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>>29861017
I'm a man you loser. Try harder. You can't get a real girl so you go after that poor excuse of a bitch. She's plain as shit, basic as fuck, and easy to manipulate. You're just worthless. You'd never be able to get a worthwhile girl.
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>>29860950
Welcome to 4chan.

Its only downhill from here.
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>>29860950
>skinny impressionable boyish looking girl
roastie jealous af.

crispy is feminine perfection.
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>>29861074
She has no feminine you faggot. No curves, no tits, no ass. She looks like a boy. She's basic, no interests outside of "lol so geeky spider man". There's nothing likeable about her. You just can't get real girls so you lust over 12 year old looking bitches on the internet that you STILL can't get with. Pathetic.
You make the rest of us look like chads.
>>29861070
I know
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>>29861056
>>29861107
Redditor used Shitposting!

It's not very effective...
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>>29861107
>>29861056

bro. you're really mad for someone who claims to be a man and who doesn't even like crispy. please calm down my dude.
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I want her to post pictures of her boyfriend and her together so all of you can kill yourselves and we can get over this shit.
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>>29861157
>my dude
its so painfully obvious who you are when you say this shit
dumb faggot
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>>29861157
I'm having fun. And these threads make me kind of irritated. It's this one idiot that keeps making them, it's irritating.
>>29861136
Your dick will never be anywhere near her. You'll waste all this time pining and she'll never care about you. Get a better hobby.
>>29861160
I want her to get a boyfriend and have a sex tape leak so these people all kill themselves.
>>29861172
Yeah this guy is insane. He legitimately thinks she likes him and that they'll date or something.
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Every one in this thread is a complete faggot
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>>29861172
>>29861200
>he still thinks he's talking to one specific autist out of the thousands of people who shitpost on r9k.

lol, calm down my dude.
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>>29861201
welcome to the gay orgy ;^)
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>>29861217
Right back at you my dude. Only one (You) in those replies.
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these are some of her most hardcore twitter orbiters that give off a serious rapey vibe lol
they like and re-tweet every single thing she ever posts 24/7 lol its pathetic
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>>29861201
Maybe not everyone, most certainly not me but I can't disagree with all the faggotry displayed here.
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>>29853352
DONT EVER INSULT CRISPY-CHAN SHE IS PERFECT WAIFU MATERIAL
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>>29861269
Of course they do. The only people that get attracted to "e-celebs" like her (and especially the really young looking, impressionable ones) are pedophiles and rapists.
>>29861300
She's ugly, flat, no curves, no personality.
Her sister has some nice fucking tits and ass though.
She's a shit-tier waifu, get a new one.
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>>29861269

lol those fags were in her stream
They are total bitch boys who hang on her every word and agree with everything she says
Made me sick to be honest I had to leave
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>>29861335
>muhfuggin tits and ass

Fuck off, nigger. Some of us appreciate the finer things.
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>>29861364
Like what? Name five good things about her.
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>>29861335
>The only people that get attracted to "e-celebs" like her... are pedophiles and rapists.
you're projecting pretty hard there, buddy. she's objectively very qt, and clearly not a prepubescent child.

post her slutty sister's instas and stuff tho. I've been looking for that shit ever since i saw the family photo.
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>>29861358
Which is fucking dumb because they don't wanna be her friend they just want to be like "I'm more in with crispy than you are" they don't care about her past a superficial level.
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>>29861358
>watching children's movies with an 18 year old girl
>decide to pop quiz her on social issues, economics and geopolitical problems

it was mad autism
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>>29854379
It's pretty ironic that this sub hates women that use their looks to get ahead and you see shit like this
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i want to make caramel colored babies with her
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>>29861424
It's really easy to find her sister. Just look over her instagram.
I'm not projecting though, she looks like a kid. She looks a lot younger than her age.
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>>29861463
<mfw Crispy gets doubled BLACKED forming an oreo at college
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>>29854417
>>29861470
i would say she looks like a pretty typical petite 17-19 year old, which is perfectly legal and acceptable nearly everywhere in the world except for a handful of backwards US states. I've seen a lot of porn stars who were insanely popular who looked younger than her.

>>29861456
she's not using her looks to gain any advantage tho. she's just some poor qt who got caught in the crossfire of r9k's autistic "purity" worship.
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>>29861448
Oh shit it's my screenshot. It was pretty bad. I can't believe people think they're cool for this shit.
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>>29861609
When you're a 25 year old neet lusting after a 17 year old, oh sorry 18 now, it's fucking weird.

Where's the list of 5 things you like about her random r9k autist? You never got back to me on that.>>29861364
cmon my dad
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>>29861456
>this sub
you need to go back.
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>>29853352
Crispy. Because she has highly neotenous features.
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>>29861650
I dont see any problems with a 25 year old admiring an 18 year old
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>>29861650
i'm not sure who you think you're replying to, but there are almost 50 posters in this thread.
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If she's a virgin that is, which I believe it's impossible. Also, why is it rare to see a woman that looks similar to her, is it like what >>29853396 said? Fucking up women's thyroids so they don't age like milk?
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>>29861680
> neotenous features
which is, of course, scientifically shown to be a highly attractive trait to adult males.

because all men are "pedophiles" lol.
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>>29861698
...the people I linked to are who I'm replying to
>>29861691
That's a massive age gap. It's gross and predatory. Plus she seems very immature for her age. No life experience. Absolutely disgusting.
>>29861728
Her sister has gotten fucked in the ass enough to make crispy a slut.
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>>29861056
>>29861107
>getting this mad over a cute girl
>I-I'M A MAN, BELIEVE ME!!!!

LOL
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>>29861742
Whatever you want to think m80. I don't care about her I care about you faggots ruining my board. Giving this slut so much power, putting her pussy on a pedalstool. Fucking disgusting.
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>>29861736
>you can't like legal teenagers because I think it's icky

vagblasted roastie detected.
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>>29861736
>"It's gross and predatory. Plus she seems very immature for her age. No life experience. Absolutely disgusting."

then you proceed to talk about her sister getting fucked in the ass

man your projection is legendary
the fact you try so hard to not come off as a creep makes you the creepiest of all
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>>29861736
>...the people I linked to are who I'm replying to
you're replying to people with autistic gibberish that has nothing to do with their posts. and calling THEM autistic in the process. kind of ironic.
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>>29861769
>pedalstool

Holy kek
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>>29861803
well what's the saying supposed to be?
>>29861801
What?
>>29861775
I never said I wasn't a creep. I 100% am. But I don't go for people who can't make a decision for themselves.
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>>29861734
>inb4 WE WUZ APES IN SHIZ
very true
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/being-more-infantile/
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>>29861835

It's pedestal
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>>29861835
>I don't go for people who can't make a decision for themselves.
you clearly have no understanding of this whole autist clusterfuck. crispy BTFO autists just the other day for sperging out on her. she's not an idiot, and she's perfectly capable of making her own decisions.

and that aside, she's a legal adult, and you're just as autistic as the waifufags for trying to push any kind of moral posturing based solely on her physical qualities.
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>>29861883
I'm not a fucking pedophile though what the hell anon
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ITT
>a girl of legal consenting age cant be lusted after because it makes you a pedophile

when the fuck did r9k get flooded with sjw scum
if crispy wants to date a 45 year old sugar daddy more power to her
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>>29861736

>...

jesus fucking christ this isn't even funny anymore. get the fuck back to dumblr you summerfag piece of shit
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>>29861961
t. 45 year old sugar daddy
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>>29861835
>But I don't go for people who can't make a decision for themselves.
you specifically go for promiscuous whores because you're a unironic cucked faggot. i can not stress this enough. you are literally a cuckold.
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>>29862098
Not a cuckold if it's just about sex you dumb fuck
The only cucks are the ones in relationships
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>>29862124
not an argument. you are a degenerate cuckold. no ifs ands or buts.
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>>29862124
>"it's only cuck if you're in a relationship" he says as he slurps chad's cum out of his "fuckbuddy's" roastie puss after an MMF threesome.
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i think she lucked out in the genes department
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>>29862177
The one on the right is a complete whore but has great ass and tits. Picture doesn't show them well though. Her instagram is great fap material
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>>29862177
sure, but her sisters and even her mom are still absolutely fuckable.
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>>29862197
right? dont you mean hot red head left?
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deep brown eyes >>>>>> clear eyes

at least in women
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>>29862333
Does she have a slutty tumblr or instagram too?
>>29862266
I want to watch them all fuck each other while crispy films it.
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>>29862389
yup https://www.instagram.com/pauwash/?hl=en your welcome
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>>29858749
Idk who they is
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>>29862410
Anonymous I love you thank you forever
Her other sister no longer matters to me
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attention whore, meh, keep feeding her ego
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>>29862429
have fun anon
originaly
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>>29862454
If everyone stopped she'd probably do nudes. People are fucking dumb. Attention whores need to be starved out periodically to increase their output and quality.
>>29862460
I'm just about to rub one out
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got these rare crispers up for sale

15 pence a pop now turn your purses
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>>29862410
>>29862460
>"modelling" means taking your tits and ass out and posing like a slut
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>>29862410
what did she mean by this picture?
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>>29862497
POST NOW
i'll give you 4 nickels a piece
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did you know that crisper's older sister was a close personal friend of elliot rodger?
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>>29861160
this. I'm ready, anon
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>tfw I don't give a shit about crispy but find her fanfic and drama threads comfy
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>>29862831
i only come here for the rare crispy's and the spicy memes.
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Y'all niggas ready for some UILTRARARE Crispy?
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>>29863241
That ain't Crispy, r-right?
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>>29863280
That's Crispy, my friend.
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>>29863241
not rare though, its been posted before, and we've tried to stricken the image from our minds
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>>29863293
But she's such a cute boy.
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NEW CRISPY PIC
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>>29863293
She was around 14, we all had weird phases
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>>29863241
>it's fucking real


gnksrng
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>>29863313
at least post the original resolution version you fucking pleb
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>>29863288
Well then, i'm surprised. Would you happen to have all of them?
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>>29863351
he's probably screenshotting it from his phone or some pleb shit.

she's like 350% cuter with the fringe 2bhfam
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>>29863351
Jesus she's fugly
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is this a guy or a girl i cant understand what this is, apparently he/she is cripys friend
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>>29863431
Yo what the fuck is that shit someone ask her if that's a guy or a girl or a mentally diseased transshit
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>>29863351
God damnit I would fuck that senseless until my cock breaks

She is hot af
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I'm the same age as Crispy
huh
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>>29858945
Nope, robot who doesn't like giving attention whores attention.
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>>29859022
It kinda bothers me that all these robots will have woman hate threads like there's no tomorrow but the second a woman gives them attention they're groveling at her feet.
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>>29863753
I would grovel all over crispys feet
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>>29859428
Because when women ignore you your whole life you start to hate them, but then the second some attention whore even looks in your direction you turn around on your beliefs and call her "one of the good ones"

By "you" I mean very angry virgins
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Lmao Crispy threads always turn into an utter shitshow
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>>29859655
>acts like an awkward robot
Key word: ACTS

She is putting you on you attention-starved faggots and you're eating it up by groveling at the feet of some coal-burning slut.
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>>29863817
but she obviously cares about ME! She likes me for who I am!
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Ok, I've seen pictures of this "girl" posted here for ages, but only quite recently regular threads just about her
Are there only pictures or does she make videos, or otherwise communicate with you faggots in some way?
I really hope you're not circlejerking over the same 15 or so images while knowing nothing about this "girl"
also
>she
if my point hasn't been made yet
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>>29863849
she spoke once for 4 seconds ina video clip and eight million loads of cum have been spilled to those 4 precious seconds
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>>29863875
why would you mention that and not link it
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>>29863945
https://twitter.com/taeko_ludenberg/status/728756185550061568

CIVIL WAR!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE MY SELF!!!!!!!!

CRISSSPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYY
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>>29863999
>people masturbated to this
How old is she?
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>>29864060
18 so its ok
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>>29863999
God her voice is so cute
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVILMZ7IS-Q
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>>29863999
It never gets easier watching it.
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>>29863838
das wut autism do mayne.
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