How many girls have kissed you?
>2
>>29853254
>10
"Inserting for original comment"
>>29853254
whats the minimum age for a girl to kiss you that counts?
is there a specific way to kiss that counts?
two. one when I was in high school, during truth or dare, and one at like 25 that happened a few times. I sperged out and lost her though.
>>29853254
3
One just kissed me on the cheek tho.
Actual kissed? 3. Sort of kissed about 3 more
>>29853254
Two, Made out with one of those for fucking 5 minutes. I don't know why but it feels so fucking good
0. Not even my mother has kissed me on the lips before.
>>29853331
I know the feel. I went past like 30 minutes. Chicks rolling on molly have a tongue that won't quit.
>>29853331
how do you make out?
I sort of made out with a girl but ended up like drooling on her because I was on top.
>>29853254
0
KHHV
This is an original comment.
>>29853355
It sort of just happens, I was at a classtrip in a museum and some girl who suddenly got the hots for me beckoned me over to the bathroom, locked the door and we made out for 5 minutes. while the class was looking at old boring paintings
One if we're not talking about kindergarten shit. Been almost a month since we split up and I think about her everyday but she's already talking to another dude
>>29853386
i bet you felt like a boss leaving that bathroom.
how long ago was that?
>>29853387
normie get the fuck out
>>29853412
Was back in middle school if that counts. 2007-2008 ish
More than I can count.
I guess it's around 30 now. I'm a fucking Chad.
12, many of which at the same time. Once made out with 3 girls in one night. One girl with her friend, then then the same girl with a random girl we met. Haven't kissed anyone in about 8 months.
>>29853454
>30
>Chad
Unless you got married at 20 then no.
>>29853254
>0
still a kissless handhandless virgin that had not even felt the warm of a woman. no female friends and my days are mostly in isolation.
>>29853432
>middle school in 2008
>I fucking graduated high school in 2008
I need to fix my life
>>29853475
Just kidding, I'm a low tier normie. Out of all the girls I've kissed I just fucked one.
High for this board's standards though. I find it unbelievable how easily I get to make out with girls considering how much of a failure I am.
>>29853254
>all this non-zero
They should just change the name of this place to /soc2.0/
i count only tongue kisses
>first at the age 8
>second at the age 13
>third to ninth between age 15 - 18
now i'm 27 no kiss more than 9 years
2. both were incredibly awful experiences. the first lead to a break up because i raged when i asked her if i was a good kisser and she laughed and said not really but we could practice more because i can't take criticism. the other i was in mid sentence drunk when she kissed me and finished my sentence and she told me to leave and go home immediately after.
fuck kissing. tastes like yucky spit is wet and extremely uncomfortable anyway. also fuck grils. stupid cunts.
>>29853507
Same I've made out with tonnes of random girls but something always comes up before I can seal the deal. Only had sex with two girls, both of which were girlfriends.
>>29853514
30 and 0 reporting.
feelsbadman
0 khhv I'm focusing on becoming an electrician... I actually like hard work.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY NORMIES ON THIS BOARD!!!
0
I play oldschool runescape
I honestly cannot tell if these 0s are ironic or unironic anymore
/r9k/ is dead
10
added the 1 for originality
0.
Original comment amirite
>had to sit down and figure it out
I won't say, but it has three digits....
Ok I'll be honest I kissed a super hot girl ONCE, a SINGLE TIME. It lasted about 2 minutes and it only happened because she was in the mood for it, not me.
It has been 9 years since that day and since then I have literally not touched a woman that wasn't my fucking dentist, yet retards on this board will STILL call me Mr. Chad T. Norobo
>>29853254
uh, 10 and I'm 31. sex 4
Zerozerozero
Count zero
>>29855608
Hai-ohhhhhh!
>>29855683
and 7 men now that i think about it jesus wtf that's a surprising #
2 girls (neither of which I've had sex with) 28 men (had sex with 18 of them)
Jesus this makes me seem gay but I really am much closer to heterosexual than I am to being gay.
Are you guys seriously all cucks? I honestly cant count the number.
Last week made out with four different girls in our group to see "whos the best kisser"
Ended up getting tonsillitis from it though....I guess I'm the fool.
>>29855851
>he has tonsils
lmaoing at your life famiglia
6, more than I thought until I counted in my head
>tfw got so close to sex many times but no banana
>>29853254
15+
(Only had secs wit 8 of dem doe
>>29853254
1, and that was because she basically kiss-raped me
2, 20 years old
Average: 1 per 10 years!
The kiss girls gave boys when we were kids?
10-15 perhaps
Actual kiss?
FUCKING
>Z E R O
> 3
First a girl I dated for three years at uni. She left me after her dad told her to (because im not muslim)
Second a fat ugly girl with eczema who hounded me until I gave in, broke up with her because I couldnt keep an erection at all whatever she did, she was so ugly and red flakey skin everywhere
Third time a prostitute in hong kong
My life has gone downhill in the last decade.
0
I want all you disgusting normies to vacate the premise
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>>29857235
Why do normies insist on using a board intended for anti-normies?
If your number is greater than 0, you need to get the FUCK out of here.
>>29857998
This board was never intended for ant-normans. I think wizardchan might be a better plave for you
2
I managed to get a gf when i was 21 for 2.5 years
got another gf when i was 24, 25 now.
n-not too bad.
My answer is zero. Feels bad.
When I was like 1st grade I was kissed on the cheek by one of my sister's friend's who was 4th grade.
Does that count?
>>29853254
I'm a cyborg so 9.
all my normie friends have lost count.
its so belittling when im around them.
>>29857998
I know plent of people who should use this board who have kissed 1 or 2
Bored normie checking in, 20ish, not exactly sure. Depends what counts. Kiss on cheek does not count, nor does an affectionate peck.
>>29853483
How old are you champ?
OCommentus
>>29853254
5 trannies
Tfw ;;
1
She took my virginity but she doesn't know it. She thinks I've had tons of sex and gfs. Closest thing to a relationship that I've gotten.
If you're answer is not ZERO you are a fucking normie degenerate that needs to FUCK OFF
GET
OFF
MY
BOARD
More than 15. Nigga I got a blow job in my car the other night. She swallowed it all too
Probably 10
Zero (also handholdless)
How does it even happen? I don't get it, I just can't imagine ever kissing a girl or one ever finding me attractive. What is it like?
2. One was I was in second grade, and another when I was in high school 11 or 12 years ago. She asked if she could kiss me because she was jealous of my long distance gf and gave me a peck on the cheek. Haven't had a lip to lip kiss from an adult woman ever.
>>29859979
I don't know how it even happened for me. Shes the one that came onto me and started kissing me. Aside from that, I didn't do anything.
>>29859979
Its a nice feeling. If she's really attracted to you she no joke will just stare into your eyes and do that lip biting thing. Making out with someone who you are attracted to and who are attracted to you is incredible. You just embrace and feel each other while kissing nonstop.
>>29859979
Its a nice feeling. If she's really attracted to you she no joke will just stare into your eyes and do that lip biting thing. Making out with someone who you are attracted to and who are attracted to you is incredible. You just embrace and feel each other while kissing nonstop.
6 but now I'm dry for like 4 years.
>>29857998
"Normies" were the ones defending you when the rest of 4chan told you to kill yourself for being a feelfag.
zero actually
I have never really been interested in any of the girls around me
>no real excuse for being a kissless virgin
>>29860265
You're gay or pedo.
>tfw 0
just end it all
>>29860049
>tfw will never know this feel
Thanks for giving me even more reason to an hero anon
>>29853254
Seven.
Only one I regret because she was this like 4'11 big-nosed girl with problem glasses and purple skrillex hair who took advantage of me because I was drunk.I probably would have tried to bang her if I had a few more drinks in me
And also this other girl who gave me a footjob and I felt her tits, but never kissed me strangely enough.
>>29858172
That's what it became though, so at this point any normies on here just come here to mock us robots
pls stop
>>29860281
Im neither im just a beta
>1
I'm sure she regrets it too.
9 I think, I might be forgetting someone
>>29853254
6~ My answer is 6.
Non family members? 8.
>spend all your free time alone in your home talking to people on the internet
>be sad because you don't have relationships with real people
What do you people expect, UPS to leave you a girlfriend giftwrapped on your porch?
>>29859979
My first time it was this sort of fat punk girl who used me as her practice boyfriend and I was just constantly shy and awkward around her.
We arranged another date at some movie and then the night before she sends me a message through MSN messenger saying just like "I'm going to kiss you tomorrow".
So we go to the movies, I just sit in complete stillness and silence just trying not to fart or whatever. An hour and some change passes and the credits are rolling.
We're the last ones walking out of the room and I'm thinking that she changed her mind and thinks I'm too weird for her. Just then she leans against the wall and pulls me in by my shirt.
First contact I was just lip against lips but then felt that she was trying to put her tongue in my mouth and that was just such a great feeling. We kissed for like 30-45 seconds. Then I took a second to tuck my raging boner inside of my pants. We then kissed later as I brought her to the train station.
One, when I was 4 or 5, I believe it was my birthday and my friend/crush in preschool wanted to play princess. She took me into a slide tunnel and kissed me on the lips as I played her prince. Probably doesn't count though.
>>29853507
>>29857998
27 and sex with 7 of them
But I am not a normie guys believe me!
>>29860460
There is minimum amount of money required to have a social life. I fall beneath it.
>>29860460
I don't talk to women because I have no idea what to say and I'm ugly. No confidence or experience. Just no hope or chance left at this stage really. And I'm too self-loathing, lazy and pathetic to make a good bf anyway. I'll accept my virginity.
>>29860615
I'm a total miser when it comes to money, don't have any hobbies and just save most of it.
like 6 or 7
>>29860460
Yea but after university its hard to meet people, what do?
>>29860380
>NORMANS GET THE FUCK OUT REEEE
>baawww why do they mock us
In response to OP
>3
>im 26
>>29853254
>implying
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>>29860786
anons only REEEEEEE for shits and giggles
>mom
>grandmum
>auntie
>>29859076
>23
And i am losing my mind. Why did i have to be born into such a cruel world.
>>29853254
> age: 27
> girls that kissed me: 0
> guys that kissed me: 0
>>29853254
16
And 3 guys
But MDMA was a factor in one of the man kisses, I refuse to count it. The other two were surprise attacks. No homo.
>>29861873
Oh, age 25. Had sex with 8 of those grills and at least a dozen times with each, several hundred times with some.
I have a problem. Robots will never know failed normie pain.
>10
>tfw I was just kissing a girl 20 minutes ago
I'm sorry lads. I'll leave now
In kindergarten when i was six a cute chubby girl kissed me on the mouth.
And when i was 8 my aunt who was 2 years older kissed me over clear film.
So i guess i can proudly say that i got kissed by 2 girls so far.
1.
My gf of 4 years now. Im 25.
2
Date from when i was around 14-16 years old. I'm now 20. They both turned to be my gf for a few months. Never had sex with both.
10
2 of them were 3/10s though that i wish i didn't have to count. And both were my most recent ones. All the others were 6-8/10. I miss those days....
One, in a mental hospital, just a peck on the lips, and I asked her to.
>>29853254
Roughly 8
8, I guess more than I realized. They were all drunken make outs, I always sabatoge myself one way or another.
>>29857998
Fucking this. The idea of finding myself in a situation where I kiss a girl, seems like a far off fantasy. Anyone who has that as their reality shouldn't be here.
>>29853254
4, but I'm still a virgin. Maybe I have bad breath or something?
>>29853254
6
It's not bad, just right you know?
One, just one time. She was 25 and I was 20, she was nice to me as I was kind of helpless.
>>29853254
Just one. She was fucking another guy one week after she broke up with me after a two year relationship. Three years later I'm still single.
6they were women i paid to have sex with
Probably have made out with around ~30. I love college.
>>29853254
5 maybe
I've gone no further than kissing though
43
but im a robot just like u xDDDDDDDD
>>29853254
Zero
get the fuck out normalfags
0
Normies think they can kiss a girl and still be robots.
>>29853254
I seriously thought it was more, but it turns out just 2. I'm having trouble distinguishing my fantasies from reality at this point.
1
I was 17 and she was 14
is it fucked up?
>>29857998
>>29865832
>>29865857
If you think that one kiss makes up for every other robot quality, you're putting the pussy on the pedestal and are, by definition, a failed normie.
>>29865940
"robot qualities" are those which make you unattractive to women. Kissing women means you aren't unattractive to women, ergo not a robot.
Had sex with about 25, have probably kissed 60+.
>>29865940
this
I kissed once and it did more harm than good honestly
Now I have something that reminds me of how I've spent my whole life doing nothing
![1468200900049[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oDvrqMv.jpg "1468200900049[1].jpg")
Girls are gross. Why would you want one?
1, but I was 10 and she stole it from me.She was fat and 7
>>29853254
> 0
I'm stuck in KHV land
7
I was only attracted to like 3 of them though
>>29853254
1It was my own cousin
>>29853254
2
I kissed my cousin when we were like 6-7. multiple times.
also some girl from my school who i never really saw or remember kissed me on my last day of school in kindergarten before i went to a different school.
I didn't really understand what happened there and tried to get out of that situation but she went anyway.
both were qt. especially the one from kindergarten. I don't know how i got such a cutie to be into me
>>29853254
>How many girls have kissed you?
0
I hate human interaction and was never made for it
>>29866030
you kissed your cousin too anon?
how often and what age?
>>29866030
Hot.
I always wanted to fuck my cousin
>>29866181
12
He was 14
>>29866272
>heare you a boy anon?
story to how this happened
>>29866297
>are you a boy anon?
Yes
>>29853254
18 year old kissless, handhold-less virgin here. I'm going to college in a month or so, so maybe things will change.
0
fuck the rest of you
3 who were not related to me
>>29866333
story to how this started.
please anon
One.
I kissed her on the cheek in grade 4 as I was leaving for summer. She didn't even see it coming.
4
i am 19
in order:
one was my petit little filipina gf from my last year of high school. i think about her often these days. we never had sex because i was very nervous and couldn't stay hard long enough to penetrate her.
one was a drunken sexual escapade with a degenerate girl from new jersey. we tried to have drunk sex but i was about 8 beers deep and could barely see in front of my face.
one was some girl who was only doing it for a snapchat. i had this dope costume at a uni party at my dorm where i wore christmas lights.
one was a fat asian kinesthesiology student who i recieved a handjob from by the grace of god while i was rolling on MDMA for the first time. she tried to ask me on a date a month later. i respectfully declined.
>>29858408
yes get out you chad
6
>>29866339
would get with.
>>29853254
god what the fuck is up with pepe these days
